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Ohio Democrat Senator Calls Black Tea Party Member ‘Buckwheat’
Feb 21st
If you are a Democrat, it is perfectly fine to call your black constituents who disagree with your policies “Buckwheat.” The news media will look the other way. According to Vindy.Com here, the State Senator’s own words weren’t racist, and was somehow the trick of the TeaParty to make him look bad. Here is the Facebook screencap:
One of the senator’s constituents made a great, cogent argument about the Wisconsin teachers unions and the senator told called him ‘Buckwheat’ and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.
Hagan says calling blacks 'buckwheat' is a mere term of endearment, and oh yeah, he's for civil rights.
Thanks to the sixmeatbuffet.
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Loading ...House Defunds Obama’s Czars
Feb 18th
Republicans are going to add to the huge unemployment numbers by firing the czars who work for Obama. I guess Obama will have to make do with constitutionally appointed cabinet members now.
From the Politico here:
The House voted Thursday to dethrone nine White House “czars.”
Republicans successfully added an amendment to the continuing resolution that would leave President Barack Obama’s senior advisers on policy issues including health care, energy and others out of a job. The vote was 249-179.
The jobs on the chopping block: White House-appointed advisers on health care, energy and climate, green jobs, urban affairs, the closure of the Guantanamo Bay detention center, oversight of TARP executive compensation, diversity at the Federal Communications Commission and the auto industry manufacturing policy.
I love seeing the government do what people elected them to do.
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Dumbest Congressman Recuses Self from Politics
Feb 9th
A married Republican Congressman from New York snapped a photo of himself shirtless and sent it to a Craigslist whore, or more likely, a dude pretending to be a Craigslist whore.
From Gawker here:
Rep. Christopher Lee is a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York. But when he trolls Craigslist’s “Women Seeking Men” forum, he’s Christopher Lee, “divorced” “lobbyist” and “fit fun classy guy.” One object of his flirtation told us her story.
On the morning of Friday, January 14, a single 34-year-old woman put an ad in the “Women for Men” section of Craigslist personals. “Will someone prove to me not all CL men look like toads?” she asked, inviting “financially & emotionally secure” men to reply.
That afternoon, a man named Christopher Lee replied. He used a Gmail account that Rep. Christopher Lee has since confirmed to be his own.
Creepzilla. What kind of moron would use his own email address and photo to contact a woman on Craigslist? According to CraigsCrimeList, I think you are supposed to give fake names, email addresses and then attack the woman in a dark alley. Or, pose as a woman, lure a guy to a location and then mug him and leave him in a dumpster.
I really doubt this was a woman that turned the congressman in to Gawker. But Lee may be seeing divorce papers soon. Only Democrat wives stick around with a cheating husband to eat shit sandwiches in public.
The congressman’s PR office issued a nice apology to his wife.
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Reason 22 to HomeSchool: Aspiring Principal Won’t Bang Your 16 Year-Old in a Car
Feb 2nd
Meet Courtney Bowles. She used to teach at Mountain View High School in Loveland Colorado, and her specialty, if you can believe it, was instructing other educators about not having sex with their students.
The fact that you need to have a professional on staff to tell other adults that its wrong to stick your under-age students’ penises in your starving vagina is sad enough. Even sadder yet is that Courtney Bowles was caught riding the baloney pony of a child in the back seat of a car parked at night in a public park. With deep hypocrisy like this she must have a strict Democrat voting record.
From BadBadTeacher here:
Courtney Renee Bowles, 31, an instructional coach for Mountain View High School in Loveland, Colorado has been arrested for sexual assault of a juvenile male, sexual assault on a minor by a person in a position of trust, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Bowles was discovered at approximately 10:40 p.m. when officers found Bowles and the boy in a vehicle at North Lake Park after the park closed at 10:30 pm.
Bowles was an instructional coach is a staff member who works with other staff members to improve their classroom instruction and how they interact with students.
The contributing to delinquency is because she also fed vodka and sprite to the child before molesting him.
And if you think she has only ruined the life of her victim (male underage sex assault victims have long term problems with drug and alcohol abuse and problems with relationships), she has also ruined the lives of her own family. As conditions of her bail, she is not allowed within 100 feet of any minor, including her own children. Here is a picture of her family before, we can hope, she became the huge child molesting whore she is today.
Teachers are portrayed as saints by the left in this country. Fact is they are lousy civil servants, and when teachers realize it they start preying on the children they are supposed to be protecting.
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Reason 15 to HomeSchool- Jabba the Slut Won’t Scissor Your 13 Year Old Daughter
Jan 26th
Every Dad’s nightmare is to find our your wildly underage daughter is sexually active. It is a new depth of hell to discover that she’s sexually active with a teacher that resembles a hairy Mexican Beachball.
From WOAI here:
A Northside Independent School District middle school teacher is behind bars, after molesting a student.
Nora Martinez was arrested Monday night. The 30-year-old is charged with indecency with a child and improper relationship between an educator and student. She’s been an 8th grade math teacher at Stevenson Middle School for 7 years. The victim is not her student but did attend the school.
The 13-year-old girl’s father reportedly found out about the alleged relationship through text messages sent to the child from Martinez. News 4 WOAI has learned the two text messages that popped up on the teen’s cell phone were “I love doing that you baby” and “you are an awesome girlfriend.”
We’re told the teen’s parent saw the text messages and then contacted the school.
In the video above, you hear that the teacher resigned her job of 8 years because she knew she was guilty and confessed to investigators that she was having sex with the little girl.
Its enough to melt your face just to look at the buffalo.
It should be noted that the story was originally reported here and it didn’t mention that the child was the same sex. Neither article bothered to mention that the bitch confessed. The news wanted to pretend it was a beast-said-she-said story but glossed over all the important parts such as the confession and getting busted by the parents.
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Aye Carumba! Tortillas Now With Real Latin Flavor
Jan 24th
Some dumbass dropped his cellphone into the tortilla mixer at the tortilla plant in Brooklyn. Instead of just letting it go, he tried to retrieve it. He fell in and turned himself into a burrito.
From the Post here:
Juan Baten, a 22-year-old Brooklyn worker, was killed early this morning after tumbling into a mixer at a tortilla factory, police said.
The freak accident happened at Tortilleria Chinantla in Williamsburg at 2:30 a.m. when Baten tried to retrieve an item after dropping it inside the waist-high machine.
Investigators believe the turbine mixer instantly sucked Baten in and broke his neck.
Instant tamale.
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Awesome Termination Doc
Jan 11th
Back when I worked in the Pizza industry I did a quick tour through Domino’s. This was back in the days of the 30 minute guarantee. Hated just about every day on the job there. This is what I wish had been written on my termination sheet.
Sounds too good to be true and probably is. But if you are on your way out, make a grand exit.
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Middle Aged Head Shop Owner Busted
Jan 2nd
Meet Gavin Finnerty and his “business co-owner” Alyssa Knowles. Gavin is 42 and a life-long loser who managed to scrape enough cash together to open up a head shop. Alyssa is barely 18 and is only now embarking on her own personal odyssey of loserdom.
Together they were operating a shop called the “Trippy Hippy Company” whose initials were T.H.C. (heh, get it? like pot, man!) and also selling marijuana and oxycodone over the counter.
And Gavin had blue hair, probably to help make his creepy ass look cooler as he hung around high school kids like Alyssa.
The cops didn’t like them selling dope so they shut them down. Good thing too, as their store was chronically (get it, chronic, heh!) robbed according to the blog on their MySpace page. Caution. This page attempts to compromise your computer via javascript. No need to visit, as it is garish, ugly, blanketed by peace symbols and drug references, as you would expect. Oh, and it featured this animated gif of serial killers rolling a joint.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Step One: Repeal DADT. Step Two: Fire Everyone Who Ever Said “Fag”
Jan 2nd
The Captain of the USS Enterprise made several videos poking fun at gays, lesbians and shipboard jerking off sessions. Now some pissed off gays, emboldened by the repeal of DADT want him fired, because getting rid of the best of the military leadership is the next step to an all gay military and a defenseless country.
From the VaPilot here:
In one scene, two female Navy sailors stand in a shower stall aboard the aircraft carrier, pretending to wash each other. They joke about how they should get six minutes under the water instead of the mandated three.
In other skits, sailors parade in drag, use anti-gay slurs, and simulate masturbation and a rectal exam. Another scene implies that an officer is having sex in his stateroom with a donkey.
They’re all part of a series of short movies produced aboard the Norfolk-based aircraft carrier Enterprise in 2006 and 2007 and broadcast to its nearly 6,000 sailors and Marines. The man who masterminded and starred in them is Capt. Owen Honors – now the commander of the carrier, which is weeks away from deploying.
The videos, obtained by The Virginian-Pilot this week, were shot and edited with government equipment, many of them while the Enterprise was deployed supporting the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
At the time, Honors was the carrier’s executive officer, or XO, the commanding officer’s deputy. He took command of the ship in May.
In the videos, Honors indicates that he’s trying to entertain the crew. They were shown roughly once a week on closed-circuit shipwide television, according to a handful of sailors who were assigned to the Enterprise at the time. The sailors requested anonymity for fear of retribution.
One of them said he mailed a complaint about the videos to the Navy Inspector General this week. Others said crew members who raised concerns aboard the ship in 2006 and 2007 were brushed off.
It’s unclear why the videos recently resurfaced, although one sailor who spoke to the newspaper said they remain on at least one shipboard computer.
Over the next few years anyone who has ever called anyone a fag while wearing the uniform is going to be fired. And guys who give other guys oral sex in bathrooms at rest stops are going to applaud this.
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Dec 28th
Governor Paterson helps out in New York City by towing a stranded front loader. Sure he scrapes up a Ford Explorer pretty badly, but its hard to drive a tow truck correctly when you are as googley-eyed as he is.
Yeah, I know, you are saying, “Pat, the man is blind, how can you make fun of him like that?” To which I say, its easy, and its not like he’s going to be able to read this now is he?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Who Died? Rick James’ Bitch!
Dec 27th
Teena Marie, who was the first white woman to break the race barrier in MoTown, was found dead at her home of supposed “natural causes,” which is really code for “deadly mix of prescription drugs”. She used to bang Rick James and described herself as a “black artist” with “White skin.”
From the AP here:
Teena Marie’s last album, “Congo Square,” was titled after a historical meeting place for slaves in New Orleans, featured a tribute to Martin Luther King’s widow and also song “Black Cool,” written for President Barack Obama.
No matter that Marie, 54, was white. The R&B legend revered and fully immersed herself in black culture – and in turn was respected and adored by black audiences, not only for her immense soulful talents, but for her inner soul as well.
“Overall my race hasn’t been a problem. I’m a Black artist with White skin. At the end of the day you have to sing what’s in your own soul,” she told Essence.com in an interview last year while promoting “Congo Square.” That album would turn out to be her last.
The self-proclaimed “Ivory Queen of Soul,” whose many classic hits included “Lovergirl,” Square Biz” and the scorching duet “Fire and Desire” with mentor Rick James, was found dead in her Pasadena home on Sunday at the age of 54. Authorities said her death appeared to be of natural causes.
She died just like lots of celebrity white people- by overdosing on a combination of prescription narcotics and alcohol. Just like Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger.
And whoa, judging by the screeching in the video above I won’t be rushing out to download any of her songs for free on bittorrent.
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As a Surprise to No One, Honker the Clown Busted for Kiddie Porn
Dec 9th
There is no such thing as a good clown. Except for dead, dying or dismembered ones. As further proof, meet Honker the Clown. Not only did he use balloon animals to lure children into his lair of kiddie porn, he also used to be a scout leader.
From Cnews here:
A booming trade in child pornography images swapped over the Internet led to the arrests of an Ontario clown, a York University professor and a defrocked Anglican priest.
Det. Paul Krawczyk told QMI Agency some men who make videos and take photos of boys and girls “aren’t interested in them” as their personal sexual targets.
“They’ll sexually abuse them to trade the images for those they like,” the eight-year veteran child exploitation unit investigator said after announcing arrests of 57 men on 218 charges.
Randy “Honker the Clown” Miller, 40, a Beaver leader with Scouts Canada for its youngest members in and around Napanee, Ont., a town of 15,000 residents just west of Kingston, Ont. who also entertained children in his clown costume by making animal balloons. He was charged in October with two counts of making child pornography available, two counts of possessing child pornography plus sexual assault.
An old joke goes, “How does a clown make a child cry twice? He wipes the bloody knife on his teddy bear.”
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Goth Kids Will Have to Shop at Penny’s
Nov 19th
Whoops. They are closing a bunch of Hot Topic stores.
From the LATimes here:
Teen retailer Hot Topic Inc., struggling with weak sales and earnings, is cutting staff and closing 40 to 50 stores by early next year.
The City of Industry chain, which operates 680 Hot Topic stores and 155 Torrid stores for plus-sized teen girls, said it would cut about 14% of management positions as part of “a cost reduction plan to meet the challenges of the current environment.”
The company plans to shutter 15 Hot Topic locations and two Torrid stores in next two months, with the rest to follow next year.
Does this mean we can burn down Hot Topic?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 65 to HomeSchool: Fatty Blonde Teacher Won’t Bang Children to Boost Her Self Esteem
Nov 16th
Turns out that Megan Baumann was showing pornography to children and sleeping with one other.
From WBIR here:
Megan Baumann entered a guilty pleas to four charges: Statutory Rape by an Authority Figure, Sexual Battery by an Authority Figure, and two counts of Displaying Sexually Explicit Material to Minors.
Baumann admitted to having sexual contact with three Clinton High School students, all older than 13 but younger than 18.
She agreed with District Attorney General Dave Clark’s description of the facts of the case. He said she fondled one outside his clothes, she sent cell phone pics of her nude chest and pubic region to another, and she had sex with a third and sent him nude cell phone pictures.
All the incidents happened in December 2009 and January 2010. She was sentenced to three years in prison.
At the rate of one victim per month Megan Baumann would have balled the whole 9th grade social studies class before summer vacation. Well, just the white kids cause she was picky.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Bob Etheridge Now At Home Fighting Students
Nov 4th
Remember this douchenozzle? Bob Etheridge attacked two students for having the gall to ask him about his vote on Obamacare. He got voted out by the citizens of North Carolina and now he’s home whining about wanting a recount.
Gawker’s bitter about his loss, blaming cagey republicans for “setting up” an old coot who was forced to get violent with students. Those liberal tears taste yummy.
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Will Nancy Pelosi Quit?
Nov 4th
After the crushing defeat of the Democrats on Tuesday there are lots of speculation about Nancy Pelosi’s future. Often speakers retire after being evicted from the office. But if Nancy stays on as a Representative will she keep her leadership of the party?
From FoxNews here:
After Republicans dismantled the Democratic majority in the House on Tuesday, Democrats must decide whether to re-elect Nancy Pelosi as the top Democrat once the party takes its new minority position — and she must decide whether even to seek that role.
With the loss of so many key chairmen and moderate Democrats in Tuesday’s GOP onslaught, the Democratic leadership will face considerable upheaval.
But now that they have lost control of the House, the decidedly more liberal caucus has to decide how it wants to be led. If Pelosi decides to step down, or if lawmakers decide to remove her from the top of the food chain, it could touch off a leadership grab that may give Rep. Steny Hoyer, the present majority leader, a greater role. Or it could make way for another brand of leadership.
Some analysts say Pelosi and possibly other leaders will retire in the face of the huge losses and rebellion from some members.
I don’t think she will retire. And I don’t think she will give up power either. The remaining democrats are all hard liberals and Pelosi is of the same ideology. I can easily seeing them re-electing her as party leader. Anyone think she is going to quit?
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People Dump Their Girlfriends 2 Weeks Before Xmas
Nov 3rd
Someone mined the Facebook for breakups and put this chart together. As it turns out, two weeks before Christmas and Spring Break is the time when most relationships get daggered.
I think it would have been better if they had split it among the sexes. More details on the background of this graph is here at Mashable.
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Tranny is a Pushy Bitch
Nov 1st
When Trannies get old and hit the wall they get angry because no one has self respect so low as to bang them. So they get all uppity and murderous, and in this case, a scrawny tranny shoved her cross dressing lawyer under a train on the London Tube.
From the Sun here:
A
PERSONTranny accused of murdering a cross-dressing human rights lawyer is a man undergoing a sex change. Nina Kanagasingham, who appeared at court today unshaven, is charged with killing David Burgess at King’s Cross Underground station last week.Emergency workers had at first been convinced the victim — also known as Sonia — was female because he was wearing a dress, but it soon emerged Mr Burgess was a man.
Kanagasingham pushed Mr Burgess, 63, in front of a train during the evening rush-hour last Monday.
Kanagasingham was remanded in custody to a prison for men until the next hearing in February.
They figured out Burgess was a man when they had a little too much flesh left over when they were scraping up the corpse. Hey, how come when a Tranny kills a gay man its not considered a hate crime? Just because its funny??! That’s not an excuse. No, I’m not saying its funny to kill a cross dresser. It’s funny to kill a cross-dressing lawyer.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...LimeWire Shuttered by the Feds
Oct 27th
You can’t provide a service to anonymous users with the intention that it should be used to steal copyrighted data. You just can’t because number one, its wrong and B), the copyright holders eventually win and this happens:
From the WSJ here:
Popular file-sharing website LimeWire has been ordered to permanently shut down six months after a federal judge found it liable for copyright infringement on a “massive scale.”
In an order Tuesday, U.S. District Judge Kimba Wood in Manhattan entered a permanent injunction, ordering the service to disable the searching, downloading, uploading or file trading of its software and to block the sharing of unauthorized music files.
In May, the judge found that LimeWire had violated copyright laws and induced users to infringe on copyrights. She also found Mark Gorton, LimeWire’s founder, personally liable.
The RIAA said the court will conduct a trial in January to determine damages.
On its website, LimeWire posted a notice that said it was under court order to stop distributing and supporting its software. “Downloading or sharing copyrighted content without authorization is illegal,” the notice said.
After what happened to Napster back in the early 00′s I can’t imagine why anyone would remain in the P2P filesharing software business. The legal liabilities were clear, yet Mark Gorton took that gamble. It will bankrupt him now. And yet if he had focused instead on working with recording companies to price music competitively he could have become immensely wealthy. Look at Napster now and more obvious, iTunes. Music is obviously widely available and people are more than willing to pay for it if its good. Had Limewire become a legitimate music purchasing service instead of a free-for-all where people traded viruses, porn, copyrighted programs and music, Gorton could have been an industry giant.
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Indonesian “Mystic” Destroyed in Hilarious Volcanic Burp
Oct 27th
Some Durka-Durka earth worshiping Muslim holy man trusted his faith that a volcanic mountain he lived on wouldn’t hurt him, despite the scientific warnings that the volcano of Merapi was going to erupt. So he refused to evacuate and was fried to a holy crisp much to my personal amusement.
From the Australian here:
The body of Mbah Maridjan, one of Indonesia’s most admired mystics, was found yesterday morning in his house in ash-blasted Umbulharjo village, prostrated as if in prayer.
Maridjan, 83, was entrusted with interpreting and placating Mount Merapi’s spirit and he refused to leave his village 6km south of the caldera.
While police yesterday afternoon were still holding off an official identification, village head Bejo Mulyo said: “We have lost him, he was our guide and now let us all pray for his soul.”
Leaving the mountain, Maridjan said, would break the oath he made when he was named Ki Surakso Hargo (Keeper of the Mountain, in Javanese) by Sultan Hamengkubuwono IX in 1982.
Tuesday evening, after three days of red alert and 42,000 people had been evacuated from a 10km radius around its slopes, Merapi began spewing pyroclastic flows.
A symbol of Islam Kejawen, traditional undogmatic Javanese Islam suffused with animism, the humble little keeper was also a man of his times.
Score another one for science! And of course hippies and eastern religious dolts are weeping for this almost-90 year old muslim. Tom Cruise is sad because Thetans jumped out of the volcano and got Maridjan, not fresh cleansing lava. And he wasn’t prostrated in prayer, he was trying to kiss his old ass bye-bye.
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