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I Want a Roller Skating Baboon!
May 31st
The UK’s Sun newsrag has their panties in a twist over a North Korean circus act in which monkeys and bears rollerskate to the applause of Norkie soldiers.
From the Sun here:
“There’s nothing funny about tearing primates away from their protective mothers shortly after birth and forcing them to perform silly tricks. These highly social animals suffer from debilitating loneliness and depression when isolated from other monkeys. Many retaliate and are known to bite people and attempt to escape at any given chance.
“Many bear cubs taken from the wild die before the training begins because of the stress of capture, the gruelling transportation conditions, starvation, dehydration and rough handling. The ones who survive have the tops of their muzzles pierced with hot needles and a rope threaded through the holes — they are then forced to stand on their hind legs and perform under threat of punishment.
Whatever dudes. Those animals don’t look like they are hungry or mistreated, and those baboons can really skate!
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More Liberals Should Try the Sunshine Diet
Apr 26th
Some bullshit artist who calls himself a “guru” in India lied and said he has subsisted on just sunlight for 70 years. Of course he’s lying, but most liberals are too poorly educated to understand that Eastern Religions are full of more lies than Western ones. So some liberals are getting rid of all of their food and are trying to live on just sunshine. And the results are spectacular and hilarious.
From the NYDailyNews here:
A woman starved to death after embarking on a spiritual diet that required her to stop eating or drinking and live off sunlight alone.
The Swiss woman in her fifties decided to follow the radical fast in 2010 after viewing an Austrian documentary about an Indian guru who claims to have lived this way for 70 years. The woman died in January 2011 in the town of Wolfhalden in eastern Switzerland.
Good riddance. Hey maybe she was too far north to get the best direct sunlight! All you hippies out there working on your chakra should go try this diet south of the border where the sunlight is more tasty. Let me know how it works for you.
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Apr 21st
As noted on this blog so many times, liberals are obsessed with recycling anything that their bodies emit. If a liberal could find a way to recycle his farts, he would. So here is this stupid commercial featuring a crab building a condo out of used tampon applicators.
Are women really changing their tampons at the beach? I certainly dont think so. Most women dispose of litter properly, so if applicators are washing up on the beaches, someone should find out who is dumping at sea. Isn’t that what the EPA is for?
All I get from this commercial is that OB is cutting back on quality materials and are shilling this as a good thing.
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Wonder Twin Powers of the Stupid: Form of Wiccan Yoga!
Apr 17th
Stretching is not exercise. Sorry. It might make you flexible, but big whoop. If you pay someone to stretch, you are simply stupid. Even more so if you think that Yoga makes you a “spiritual person.” Oooh! Buddhists, the poorest cult in the world, does Yoga! The only thing dumber than Yoga is Wicca. Wiccans are typically 14 year old girls running around shouting “blessed be” and pretending to cast spells like Harry Potter. And if you are a grownup who believes in Wicca, you are simply stupid too. Now comes a stupid man who was into both and somehow tried to form his own sex cult.
From the DailyMail here:
It was the lurid scandal that rocked the world of yoga to its core.
But now new details have emerged of the Wiccan group sex parties hosted by John Friend, the founder of the popular Anusara yoga movement.Friend is said to have founded a coven of women called Blazing Solar Flames who would give him naked massages to increase the amount of ‘energy’ between them.
According to The Daily Beast he called himself ‘Grand Magus’ and dubbed one of his women ‘High Priestess’ as they got down to the ‘mix of kissing and rubbing’.
He also told them to cut off locks of their pubic hair – and put them in an altar for another member of the coven.
Friend stepped down in February as the figurehead of Anusara yoga, which has 600,000 students worldwide, for an indefinite period of what he called ‘self-reflection, therapy and personal retreat’.
He admitted to having sex with students, married women and his employees, cheating on his girlfriend and smoking marijuana. There were also allegations about financial mismanagement in relation to pension funds. More than 100 Anusara yoga instructors have now quit in disgust.
Shocker! A fat hippie passes stretching off as exercise, smokes dope, has illicit sex and pretends to have magic powers? I hope every one of his 600 Thousand followers (democrat voters) realize how stupid and foolish they are.
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Spider-Man is Still My Hero
Apr 10th
Especially when he punches Al Gore in his fat freakin’ face. Via ComicsVanguard:
Man, I gotta start reading Comics again.
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Al Gore’s Network Responds to Olbermann Lolsuit
Apr 6th
Not that you could find the channel in your cable lineup, but there is this TV Channel called “Current TV” and it is owned by Al Gore and a cabal of like minded leftists. In an effort to make it the most hatefilled of the progressive television channels, they hired out of work Moonbat Keith Olbermann to do his Countdown show. Apparently Keith is a first class prima donna and a whiny bitch to boot so Current had to ultimately fire him. So Keith sued. Below is Current’s hilarious response to the lolsuit.
From Politico here:
Current terminated Keith Olbermann last Thursday for serial, material breaches of his contract, including the failure to show up at work, sabotaging the network and attacking Current and its executives.
As the old adage says: “When the law is on your side, you argue the law. When the facts are on your side, you argue the facts. When neither the law nor the facts are on your side, you pound the table.² We will be happy to engage on the law and the facts in the appropriate forum.
It is well established that over his professional career Mr. Olbermann has specialized in pounding the table. However, Mr. Olbermann, by filing his false and malicious lawsuit, has now put this matter into a legal process where there will be an objective review of the facts.
We hope Mr. Olbermann understands that when it comes to the legal process, he is actually required to show up.
I hope this entire clown rodeo costs both Olbermann and Al Gore into the millions of dollars.
Thanks to Jim Treacher who labeled this a:
Win/win. politico.com/blogs/media/20…
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 6, 2012
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Apr 5th
Now that its getting warmer, the unemployed college grads, aging hippies, anti-war retreads and other anarchists and leftists are dusting off their tents for the next round of Occupy Whatever. And they have a new theme song:
From TCPalm here:
Now that the weather has warmed up a bit, it’s time for all us loony-left liberals and aging hippies to dust off our tents and sleeping bags, grab our protest signs, crawl out of our parent’s basements (or wherever else we’ve been freeloading for the past six months) and get back to work. It’s time to Occupy Wall Street — again.
Naturally, we’ll want to bring along some contraceptives this time, for those “special” moments in between trashing public property and defecating on police cars. You can never be too careful.
And for all you college students who think you just can’t afford protection — it’s all covered under Obamacare, along with condoms, Viagra and all the abortion pills you can swallow.
Just ask Sandra Fluke. I’m sure you can find her at your local Democratic National Committee headquarters
I imagine liberalism feels quite a bit like getting a tongue-bath while roiling pot smoke circles you in a pyramid.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Vegan Moonbat Alicia Silverstone Feeds Her Kid Like a Baby Bird
Mar 27th
Dude. She pre-chews the food.
I have no better comment than the one that was left on her video at YouTube by “MisterDoodieHead:”
1) his mother pre-chews his? food then feeds it to him mouth-to-mouth.
2) no TV in the house (that’s just a guess, but I’m probably right)
3) that food she feeds him like a bird is strictly VEGAN.
4) can never attend the circus (mom simply won’t allow it)
5) forced to share your house with 73 rescued animals
#SAVEBEAR
Vegans sometimes kill their children because of their retarded dietary beliefs.
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Byron Sonne Was Emailing Anarchists- Who Are Now Locked Up
Mar 23rd
Byron Sonne, a would-be anarchist and mad bomber of the G20 is still undergoing trial up in Toronto. See my previous posts for more background. An interesting tidbit of information gleaned from the good notes taken by Chris Olah mentions that the prosecution in the Byron Sonne case is still working on some evidence dealing with emails to now-convicted anarchists Leah Henderson and Amanda Hiscocks.
The notes for today’s very brief sesion of the #FreeByron trial: github.com/colah/ByronTri… — Agreed Statement not done. #Canada
— Chris Olah (@ch402) March 23, 2012
“Crown interested in emails btwn Sonne & activist Leah Henderson” Byron Sonne trial Continues via @OpenFile shar.es/pd9oh #G20
— Carmelle Wolfson (@TeamCarmelle) March 23, 2012
I can’t find what the content of those emails are other than Byron Sonne offering to monitor police radio channels to inform anarchists about locations of the police- but it is telling that the two primary ringleaders of the G20 Anarchy riots in Toronto were pals with Byron Sonne and were actively corresponding with him. So who are these jailed anarchists? Crazed Moonbats.
Leah Henderson is a fat troll who is serving a 10 month sentence after getting busted by undercover cops plotting violence and destruction during the G20.
At her sentencing she went on a leftist diatribe:
Henderson’s offence was “not even close” to constituting Charter-protected speech.
The court was packed with Henderson’s supporters, some of whom sniggered and made derogatory remarks as Mr. Miller spoke, prompting the judge to intervene at one point.
Henderson, 27, was also given a chance to address the court, saying she had been “deeply and profoundly affected” by her arrest and the ensuing process. In a brief statement later posted online, she rejected Canada’s legal system and decried “the distorted mirror that hides of the lies of capitalism.”
“The laws that govern our societies are not laws of community, or laws of consensus, they are laws of oppression. Laws that underpay and overwork mothers. That deport the poor and those of colour. Laws that rob Indigenous Nations of their traditions, their land, their childhoods. Laws that blame the unemployed and rewards those that get rich on their backs.”
And for these radical leftist beliefs, fat ugly bitches try to smash windows. And she’s not alone. Also corresponding with Sonne via email was this disgusting woman, Amanda Hiscocks, who is serving a 16 month stint in jail for her participation in encouraging violence during the G20. Her trial and sentencing were constantly disrupted by her cohorts-
G20 protest ringleader Amanda Hiscocks says she has no respect for the legal system, and her supporters demonstrated that in spades Friday, throwing a Toronto courthouse into chaos for nearly two hours before the accused was jailed for 16 months.
Ms. Hiscocks, who pleaded guilty in November to counselling others to commit mischief and to obstruct police in the run-up to the 2010 world leaders’ summit, is among the last of the so-called G20 conspiracy group to be sentenced. Of the six who pleaded guilty to counselling offences, all have been sentenced except for ringleader Alex Hundert, whose case was adjourned until April.
Before Ms. Hiscocks was led away in handcuffs to begin serving her 16-month sentence she asked to address the court.
Her speech was a wide-ranging attack on the justice system, which she likened to the Ku Klux Klan while commenting on systemic racism and inequality in the courts.
“Your system is not about justice,” Ms. Hiscocks said.
Judge Budzinski, who repeatedly interjected during her address, suggested Ms. Hiscocks was hypocritical to denounce elitism while advocating a method of protest that violently invaded public space and silenced opposing views.
Lovely people. Maybe jail can cure the stupid. But these are Sonne’s pals, and the association with these anarchists is going to factor into the verdict.
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Global Warming Makes You Fat
Mar 13th
Junk Science is piling atop of junk science. A bunch of Danes are now suggesting that the reason why people get fat as they get older over the past few decades is because of the increase in Carbon Dioxide. But lets not forget that the CO2 levels were wildly exaggerated in order to support the false myth that the oceans were going to boil over and flood the world.
Whole Lotta CO2 in this here cake!
From ScienceNordic here:
Danish researchers have announced a theory that may not only explain why people all over the world are getting fatter and fatter, but also warn of the serious consequences for life on Earth of continued pollution of the atmosphere by CO2 emissions.
In itself, the theory is quite simple: CO2 contributes to making us fat.
The theory arose several years ago, when Lars-Georg Hersoug studied the development of obesity among people who had been followed over a number of years, Hersoug was surprised to see that both fat and thin people taking part in the studies over a 22-year period had put on weight – and the increase was proportionately the same.
Orexins – which are neuropeptide hormones – in the brain stimulate wakefulness and energy expenditure. These hormones may be affected by CO2, and this can cause us to go to bed later, affecting our metabolism so it is easier for us to put on weight. But orexins are also involved in the stimulation of food intake.
This is nuttier than CO2 causing glaciers to melt and killing polar bears. Now we have a new voodoo brain chemical affected by CO2 in the air? Bullshit. People put on weight as they age and become less active. The science is only hard when you have to make stuff up to support a whacky theory.
So why would they want to invent a new stupid theory involving CO2? If liberals can’t get us to switch to clean energy and give up driving and electricity, maybe they can control us by forcing us all onto a special diet.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Luddites and the Green Apocalypse
Feb 26th
Ezra Levant has an outstanding video discussing the Eco-Religionist viewpoints and their pagan rituals. He goes into detail about how recycling, low flush toilets and composting do nothing to help the environment. And he’s right on.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...PCRM Still Bitchy Due to Protein Deficiency
Feb 19th
The Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine is a group of radical leftists that have falsified their medical credentials in order to push their idiotic vegan dietary plans on the rest of America. Even after one of their vegan junk scientists rotted from the inside out of cancer, they continue to say that veganism is healthier. Their latest target of radical nannyism is the Des Moines, Iowa, fifth annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival, billed as America’s “premier” bacon celebration.
From the WSJ here:
The event, which sold out all 4,000 tickets in 25 minutes, offers something to make every swine lover swoon: unlimited bacon samples, a bacon-eating contest, educational lectures, a bacon-themed songwriting contest and crowning of a new bacon queen. Organizers plan to serve up about three tons of the fatty strips.
They’re also prepared for a bit of oinking from outsiders.
A group of vegetarian doctors has been skewering Iowans over the event for months. Neal Barnard, president of the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, says he wants to publicize the flip side of bacon.
He says the PCRM plans to hand out fliers with warnings about how bacon “rotting in your mouth” potentially has various health risks, including cancer and diabetes.
Like all liberals, the PCRM wants to control other people, including the food that goes into your mouth. There are politically correct diets, and none of them contain bacon and all of them contain soybeans.
Anyone can claim to be a doctor. I could pretend to be one and I would say that veganism leads to nonstop failure, bitchiness and supreme gayness.
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Capitalism is Way Better for the Environment Than Progressivism
Feb 5th
How have progressives changed the world? What have they contributed to the betterment of society? Just think about Greenpeace. They’ve been around for a couple dozen years now or longer. Have they been successful or contributed anything lasting to society? As near as I can tell, they are a bunch of hippies that suck money out of well-meaning do-gooders, but they have never actually made or produced anything. It takes Capitalists to save trees.
Thanks to Derek Hunter.
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You Need Mineral Rights to Sell Ice?
Feb 2nd
Back before there were refrigerators, ice sellers would carve off portions of glaciers, river ice or whatever they could get their hands on to keep things cold. Now that we have refrigerators, it seems that this old practice is now illegal- at least in Chile. One enterprising go-getter was carving off ice from a glacier to sell as exotic ice cubes for drinks, and somehow ended up in jail for “theft.”
From the Guardian here:
Police hold man on suspicion of stealing five tonnes of ice from a glacier in Patagonia to sell as designer ice cubes for cocktails in bars and restaurants.
Police intercepted a refrigerated truck with an estimated £3,900 worth of illicit ice allegedly bound for whiskies, rums and cocktails in the capital Santiago.
The ingredients of ice are water, cold, and time. How the hell can you get arrested for stealing that? Its free and is lying on the ground. Nature will make plenty more! Is Chile really trying to claim that hundreds of millions of dollars of ice are creeping slowly across the ground? If ice is that valuable, they should just start mining it and selling it.
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Chinese Blogger Rescues 1100 Dogs From Slaughterhouse
Jan 29th
A Chinese delicacy is Puppy Paws. And dog meat is served regularly in both restaurants and for family meals. One Chinese blogger intercepted a flatbed truck stacked with cramped dog cages as it was headed to a slaughterhouse. But what can one activist do with so many animals?
From NYDailyNews here by way of UniqueDaily:
Chinese blogger rescues 1,137 dogs intended to be killed for food from crammed flatbed truck
Some of the dogs, which were going to be made into food, were already dead when foundChina Daily reported that 1,137 dogs were rescued on Monday from the back of a flatbed truck by a 40-year blogger and volunteer at the Chongqing Small Animal Protection Association (CSAPA).
The 1,137 dogs that had been cramped into cages stacked on top of each other into the back of a flatbed truck were intercepted with the help of a blogger, who goes by the surname Peng, as they were on their way to be made into food.
Peng estimated that about 20 percent of the dogs will likely be adopted by locals since some of them are desirable breeds like chow and husky.
However, many of the remaining dogs face unknown futures as adequate housing is hard to come by.
“But as the country lacks regulation on the slaughter of cats and dogs, dealers will not be punished when they ship dead or sick animals for dinner tables.
Not all cultures are equal. The Chinese culture is changing, however. On the one hand, the increase in wealth allows citizens to pursue other interests, and especially altruistic ones such as animal care. On the other hand, China still allows meat for human consumption to come from animals that do not have to be regulated by health agencies. So what’s worse? Chinese eating dogs or that dogs could have been carcasses scraped off a highway?
And if only a fifth of the animals could be adopted, what do you do with the rest? Onwards to the slaughterhouse? Or humane euthanization? And I have written before how the Chinese kill their unwanted dogs. Not pretty.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Those Polar Ice Caps are Damned Stubborn Mr. Gore
Jan 13th
Back in 2009, Gore blabbed that he had some phony baloney proof that the Polar Ice Cap at the north pole would be completely melted this year. I don’t think that’s gonna happen Al. Thanks to Gateway Pundit here.
Time to put Al Gore on the list of failed Doomsday prognosticators and the Global Warming cult he leads with him. The planet is not going to warm up. To see a comparable list of failed doomsday predictions, go to LiveScience here.
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LA Arsonist Was Son of Hollywood Whore UPDATE: Mom Extradition Over Failure to Pay for Boob Job
Jan 3rd
Harry Burkhart, the LA arsonist in jail under suspicion for having set 53 fires in the Hollywood area in retaliation for his Mom getting deported, was a deeply emotionally disturbed man because his Mom was a professional prostitute. That insight is revealed via this ABC video:
Note on this Hollywood whore’s website, she notes that she simply won’t bang men younger than her son.
So maybe Burkhart wasn’t torching cars in a pot-hazed act of support of Occupy Wall Street after all. With a whore for a Mom, running town to town like a gypsy, there is a lot to be angry about. But his home was still steeped in leftist values of far-eastern religious philosophy, overt sexuality, drugs, and addiction.
UPDATE! It is not a deportation. Its an extradition to Germany because the arsonist’s Mom, Dorothee Burkhart, ran out on a bill for breast augmentation surgery performed on her in Frankfurt.
From WTOP here:
The mother of a German man accused of setting numerous fires in Los Angles has been charged in Germany with 19 counts of fraud. Court documents unsealed Tuesday say Dorothee Burkhart was charged in Frankfurt in case in which she is accused of not paying for a 2004 breast-augmentation surgery.
Dorothee Burkhart made a brief appearance in federal court, seeming perplexed and repeatedly asked a magistrate judge where her son was.
She wondered aloud if he was dead or had disappeared, and at one point she stated that he is mentally ill.
Wow, all this over a boob job.
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Must Be Getting Close to Kwanzaa
Dec 21st
Across the tracks in the more urban section of town, kids are joyously decorating for Kwanzaa.
To get yourself ready for Kwanzaa, find out about its origins here.
Thanks to Jason Mustian.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators Also Think Harper Gave the Finger to Kyoto
Dec 15th
I said it the other day and the Taiwanese animators agree- Canada gave the finger to Climate Change.
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Canada Gives the Finger to Kyoto
Dec 13th
Stephen Harper’s conservative government just pulled out of the Kyoto treaty. He knew there was no way that they could achieve the unrealistic carbon reduction goals and didn’t want to have to fork over billions in penalties that a bunch of leftists from a former government had committed their nation to. Plus, they are making a mint on the Tar Sands, and that’s not going to stop.
From MSNBC here with thanks to ThisAintHell:
Canada pulled out of the Kyoto Protocol on climate change Monday, saying the accord won’t help solve the climate crisis. It dealt a blow to the anti-global warming treaty, which has not been formally renounced by any other country.
The protocol, initially adopted in Kyoto, Japan, in 1997, is aimed at fighting global warming. Canada’s previous Liberal government signed the accord but did little to implement it and Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Conservative government never embraced it.
The move saves Canada $14 billion in penalties for not achieving its Kyoto targets.
“To meet the targets under Kyoto for 2012 would be the equivalent of either removing every car, truck, ATV, tractor, ambulance, police car and vehicle of every kind from Canadian roads or closing down the entire farming and agriculture sector and cutting heat to every home, office, hospital, factory and building in Canada,” Kent said.
Harper’s Conservative government is reluctant to hurt Canada’s booming oil sands sector, which is the country’s fastest growing source of greenhouse gases and a reason it has reneged on its Kyoto commitments.
Canada produces “barely 2 percent” of global emissions and said the previous Liberal government signed onto Kyoto in 1997 without any intention of meeting its targets.
Way to go Canada! Just when I was beginning to think that your nation was maggoty with leftists and mad bombers, you go and do something smart.
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