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Capitalism is Way Better for the Environment Than Progressivism
Feb 5th
How have progressives changed the world? What have they contributed to the betterment of society? Just think about Greenpeace. They’ve been around for a couple dozen years now or longer. Have they been successful or contributed anything lasting to society? As near as I can tell, they are a bunch of hippies that suck money out of well-meaning do-gooders, but they have never actually made or produced anything. It takes Capitalists to save trees.
Thanks to Derek Hunter.
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You Need Mineral Rights to Sell Ice?
Feb 2nd
Back before there were refrigerators, ice sellers would carve off portions of glaciers, river ice or whatever they could get their hands on to keep things cold. Now that we have refrigerators, it seems that this old practice is now illegal- at least in Chile. One enterprising go-getter was carving off ice from a glacier to sell as exotic ice cubes for drinks, and somehow ended up in jail for “theft.”
From the Guardian here:
Police hold man on suspicion of stealing five tonnes of ice from a glacier in Patagonia to sell as designer ice cubes for cocktails in bars and restaurants.
Police intercepted a refrigerated truck with an estimated £3,900 worth of illicit ice allegedly bound for whiskies, rums and cocktails in the capital Santiago.
The ingredients of ice are water, cold, and time. How the hell can you get arrested for stealing that? Its free and is lying on the ground. Nature will make plenty more! Is Chile really trying to claim that hundreds of millions of dollars of ice are creeping slowly across the ground? If ice is that valuable, they should just start mining it and selling it.
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Chinese Blogger Rescues 1100 Dogs From Slaughterhouse
Jan 29th
A Chinese delicacy is Puppy Paws. And dog meat is served regularly in both restaurants and for family meals. One Chinese blogger intercepted a flatbed truck stacked with cramped dog cages as it was headed to a slaughterhouse. But what can one activist do with so many animals?
From NYDailyNews here by way of UniqueDaily:
Chinese blogger rescues 1,137 dogs intended to be killed for food from crammed flatbed truck
Some of the dogs, which were going to be made into food, were already dead when foundChina Daily reported that 1,137 dogs were rescued on Monday from the back of a flatbed truck by a 40-year blogger and volunteer at the Chongqing Small Animal Protection Association (CSAPA).
The 1,137 dogs that had been cramped into cages stacked on top of each other into the back of a flatbed truck were intercepted with the help of a blogger, who goes by the surname Peng, as they were on their way to be made into food.
Peng estimated that about 20 percent of the dogs will likely be adopted by locals since some of them are desirable breeds like chow and husky.
However, many of the remaining dogs face unknown futures as adequate housing is hard to come by.
“But as the country lacks regulation on the slaughter of cats and dogs, dealers will not be punished when they ship dead or sick animals for dinner tables.
Not all cultures are equal. The Chinese culture is changing, however. On the one hand, the increase in wealth allows citizens to pursue other interests, and especially altruistic ones such as animal care. On the other hand, China still allows meat for human consumption to come from animals that do not have to be regulated by health agencies. So what’s worse? Chinese eating dogs or that dogs could have been carcasses scraped off a highway?
And if only a fifth of the animals could be adopted, what do you do with the rest? Onwards to the slaughterhouse? Or humane euthanization? And I have written before how the Chinese kill their unwanted dogs. Not pretty.
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Those Polar Ice Caps are Damned Stubborn Mr. Gore
Jan 13th
Back in 2009, Gore blabbed that he had some phony baloney proof that the Polar Ice Cap at the north pole would be completely melted this year. I don’t think that’s gonna happen Al. Thanks to Gateway Pundit here.
Time to put Al Gore on the list of failed Doomsday prognosticators and the Global Warming cult he leads with him. The planet is not going to warm up. To see a comparable list of failed doomsday predictions, go to LiveScience here.
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LA Arsonist Was Son of Hollywood Whore UPDATE: Mom Extradition Over Failure to Pay for Boob Job
Jan 3rd
Harry Burkhart, the LA arsonist in jail under suspicion for having set 53 fires in the Hollywood area in retaliation for his Mom getting deported, was a deeply emotionally disturbed man because his Mom was a professional prostitute. That insight is revealed via this ABC video:
Note on this Hollywood whore’s website, she notes that she simply won’t bang men younger than her son.
So maybe Burkhart wasn’t torching cars in a pot-hazed act of support of Occupy Wall Street after all. With a whore for a Mom, running town to town like a gypsy, there is a lot to be angry about. But his home was still steeped in leftist values of far-eastern religious philosophy, overt sexuality, drugs, and addiction.
UPDATE! It is not a deportation. Its an extradition to Germany because the arsonist’s Mom, Dorothee Burkhart, ran out on a bill for breast augmentation surgery performed on her in Frankfurt.
From WTOP here:
The mother of a German man accused of setting numerous fires in Los Angles has been charged in Germany with 19 counts of fraud. Court documents unsealed Tuesday say Dorothee Burkhart was charged in Frankfurt in case in which she is accused of not paying for a 2004 breast-augmentation surgery.
Dorothee Burkhart made a brief appearance in federal court, seeming perplexed and repeatedly asked a magistrate judge where her son was.
She wondered aloud if he was dead or had disappeared, and at one point she stated that he is mentally ill.
Wow, all this over a boob job.
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Must Be Getting Close to Kwanzaa
Dec 21st
Across the tracks in the more urban section of town, kids are joyously decorating for Kwanzaa.
To get yourself ready for Kwanzaa, find out about its origins here.
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Taiwanese Animators Also Think Harper Gave the Finger to Kyoto
Dec 15th
I said it the other day and the Taiwanese animators agree- Canada gave the finger to Climate Change.
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Canada Gives the Finger to Kyoto
Dec 13th
Stephen Harper’s conservative government just pulled out of the Kyoto treaty. He knew there was no way that they could achieve the unrealistic carbon reduction goals and didn’t want to have to fork over billions in penalties that a bunch of leftists from a former government had committed their nation to. Plus, they are making a mint on the Tar Sands, and that’s not going to stop.
From MSNBC here with thanks to ThisAintHell:
Canada pulled out of the Kyoto Protocol on climate change Monday, saying the accord won’t help solve the climate crisis. It dealt a blow to the anti-global warming treaty, which has not been formally renounced by any other country.
The protocol, initially adopted in Kyoto, Japan, in 1997, is aimed at fighting global warming. Canada’s previous Liberal government signed the accord but did little to implement it and Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Conservative government never embraced it.
The move saves Canada $14 billion in penalties for not achieving its Kyoto targets.
“To meet the targets under Kyoto for 2012 would be the equivalent of either removing every car, truck, ATV, tractor, ambulance, police car and vehicle of every kind from Canadian roads or closing down the entire farming and agriculture sector and cutting heat to every home, office, hospital, factory and building in Canada,” Kent said.
Harper’s Conservative government is reluctant to hurt Canada’s booming oil sands sector, which is the country’s fastest growing source of greenhouse gases and a reason it has reneged on its Kyoto commitments.
Canada produces “barely 2 percent” of global emissions and said the previous Liberal government signed onto Kyoto in 1997 without any intention of meeting its targets.
Way to go Canada! Just when I was beginning to think that your nation was maggoty with leftists and mad bombers, you go and do something smart.
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Thanks to Kepler 22-b, Hippies Can Restart SETI
Dec 7th
The loneliest job in the galaxy is working at SETI, scanning the heavens for extraterrestrial life in the form of transmitted TV and radio waves. Know why its so freakin’ lonely? Cause aliens don’t freakin’ exist. But now that the news has hit that there is a star with an Earth-like planet out there, dirtbag pot smoking undergrads are going to open up the shop and put on their earphones again.

From CNET here:
The search for aliens is back on–and newly confirmed Earthy-ish planet Kepler 22-b is among the top targets.
SETI’s Allen Telescope Array (ATA) is once again searching for extra-terrestrial life after spending several months in hibernation. The University of California cut funding to the program due to budget constraints, and last April the ATA ceased its obsessive habit of intense inter-galactic eavesdropping. The array “listens” across a broad range of frequencies for any radio transmissions from, well, somewhere else.
The SETI Institute says the restart of the search is thanks to funding raised via the Web–the SETIStars program has raised more than $200,000 in online donations–as well as additional funds from the U.S. Air Force.
The announcement comes as NASA also announced this week that its Kepler mission had confirmed the first Earth-like planet in a habitable zone where liquid water and life might exist. The planet, dubbed Kepler 22-b, is 600 light years away and roughly 2.5 times the size of Earth. Scientists believe surface temperatures to be comfortably around 70 degrees
So that planet was 70 degrees 600 years ago. If a light year is measured in the span of time it takes for light to travel, then the fact that this stellar body has been observed means that we are peering into the past.
And climate science is so awesome we can now predict weather on a planetary body 600 years in the past at a vast distance? I’m even more skeptical of this new climate science than I am of our own.
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Look At This Effing Hipster in a Tree
Dec 4th
Because the mainstream media won’t tell you where to find trees. Its a media conspiracy, man.
I think that using an old iPhone 3G is so ironic, don’t you?
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11 PM Music: Remy – “Missing You – The Incandescent Light Bulb Song”
Dec 2nd
Thomas Edison’s invention is going to be wiped off the face of the US by Congressional fiat. And this is Remy’s song about it.
Thanks to HotAir for the clip.
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City Union Members Use Witchcraft in Negotiations
Dec 2nd
A Santeria Birdseed plot has resulted in one non-union idiot being fired and another one in hot water.
From the MiamiHerald here:
Two North Miami Beach police department employees allegedly tried to cast a spell over the city manager’s office.
A note to prospective municipal employees: If you’re looking for a way to help out beleaguered colleagues, casting a spell on your boss is probably not the way to go. Two North Miami Beach employees — one a police officer, the other a department office manager — are in hot water after trying to enlist some supernatural aid in the form of what they believed to be a Santeria practice.
Their alleged target: City Manager Lyndon Bonner, whose plan to slash the police budget prompted protests and union outrage this fall.
Their mystical material: handfuls of birdseed which, according to an internal affairs report, they hoped to scatter in and around Bonner’s fourth-floor office at City Hall. But when they tried to recruit a janitor to sprinkle the seeds, she balked — and turned them in.
Officer Elizabeth Torres told investigators she meant the manager no harm: “I want to clarify, that it’s nothing malicious and nothing intended to hurt that person.” She was told last week she faced termination over the August incident, which took place against the backdrop of a contentious budget season. Unionized city employees must go through an appeal process before they can be fired.
Office manager Yvonne Rodriguez, who is not a member of the union, was fired last week for her role in the plot.
While Santeria practitioners have argued that their practice constitutes a legitimate religion and bristle at depictions of the practice as black magic or witchcraft, they acknowledge that public displays of their traditions can spook non-believers. And both adherents and experts say that the Afro-Cuban religion, itself an amalgamation of Catholicism and African spiritual traditions, does not count malice — such as casting harmful spells — as one of its principles.
So if their fake religion of Santeria wasn’t going to harm the City manager, what the hell was the purpose of getting the stupid birdseed then? It most certainly wasn’t going to be a blessing or a which for success for the manager, now was it?
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James Arthur Ray Attracts a Two Year Prison Sentence
Nov 20th
James Ray was crying when he was sentenced to two years in an Arizona jail- not because he was sorrowful for the deaths of three of his cult followers, but because he was losing his freedom. His brother told the press that James Ray is looking forward to “helping people in prison.”
From the HuffPo here:
A self-help author’s acknowledgement that he was responsible for the deaths of three people in an Arizona sweat lodge ceremony was something the victims’ family members had hoped for long ago. But the court action wasn’t about apologies for them; it was about accountability.
As James Arthur Ray stood before them and tearfully begged for forgiveness Friday, Ray received two years for the deaths of Kirby Brown, 38, of Westtown, N.Y.; James Shore, 40, of Milwaukee; and Liz Neuman, 49, of Prior Lake, Minn.
Ray said he would have stopped the ceremony had he known people were dying or in distress. But he offered no excuses for his lack of action as chaos unfolded outside the structure at a retreat near Sedona.
“At the end of the day, I lost three friends, and I lost them on my watch,” Ray said, standing before the victims’ families. “Whatever errors in judgment or mistakes I have made, I’m going to have to live with those for the rest of my life. I truly understand your disappointment in my actions after, I do. I’m disappointed in myself.”
Yavapai County Superior Court Judge Warren Darrow gave Ray three, two-year sentences to be served concurrently and ordered him to pay more than $57,000 in restitution.
Ray will have to serve 85 percent of his sentence. That comes out to almost 600 days.
Authorities immediately took custody of Ray, who will serve his time with the state Department of Corrections.
“We were fortunate enough to meet with James after the sentencing,” said his brother, Jon Ray. “He was in good spirits and said this would give him the opportunity to help people in prison that need it.”
Neuman’s daughter, Andrea Puckett, said she doesn’t believe Ray grasps his role in the deaths, despite his apology and called the sentence a joke. “It’s very frightening the control he has over people and his mentality,” she said. “That’s not going to change.“
James Ray wasn’t standing a watch. He was running a cult using a mix of stolen mysticism from eastern religions, American Indian traditions and new age claptrap. He charged his cult members hundreds of thousands of dollars for sessions that put them in grave physical danger and it was sheer luck he managed not to kill more people prior to the sweat lodge manslaughter.
Andrea Puckett is right. James Ray still thinks that he was doing some type of religious benefit instead of fleecing his victims. And the fact that he is looking forward to prison because he thinks prisoners need his spiritual guidance shows that Ray is delusional- he is buying his own brand of bullshit.
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OccupyWallStreet Protesters Obviously Have Scabies and Impetigo
Nov 16th
The protesters in Santa Cruz have scabies, an allergic reaction to mites. Those mites of course come from dirty disgusting clothing, hair and people. And once you get scabies, impetigo is right around the corner.
From Gateway Pundit here:
The arrests have been for being drunk in public, being under the influence of drugs, and possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia, Skalland said.
Police said there have been reports of ringworm and scabies at the camp in recent days.
From the NIH here:
Scabies is found worldwide among people of all groups and ages. It is spread by direct contact with infected people, and less often by sharing clothing or bedding. Sometimes whole families are affected.
The mites that cause scabies burrow into the skin and deposit their eggs, forming a burrow that looks like a pencil mark. Eggs mature in 21 days. The itchy rash is an allergic response to the mite.
Scabies is spread by skin-to-skin contact with another person who has scabies.
And the side effect of this joyous hippie disease? Impetigo. Impetigo is caused by streptococcus (strep) or staphylococcus (staph) bacteria. And those staph infections can lead to kidney failure, so there is hope that these scabies sufferers will die off as they deserve to do.
Want to see another story I did on disgusting Santa Cruz hippies? Click here.
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Bet You Think Occupy Wall Street Couldn’t Get Any Gayer, AmIRight?
Nov 15th
Well the best way to really gay up the anarchy even more than having a bunch of girly men with neck beards whine that life is unfair is to put some of their most hilarious photos to a Broadway song.
I love the photo of the power washing of the park.
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Captain Planet Dies Due to Chicken Curry
Nov 14th
Always knew it would end this way.
And if you think Captain Planet looked gross, you should see inside that porta-potty.
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Occupy Portland’s Lulzy Tears
Nov 13th
The Portland PD finally started whacking some stupid spoiled hippies. I love the loud kid in the red hat who get a baton to the solar plexus.
Cry Oh Spoiled Xbox Generation. The Whole World is Indeed Watching. And Pointing and Laughing.
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The Intelligence of the 99%: Stoned and Stupid
Nov 12th
Look at the genius exhibited by the typical Occupy Wall Street Protester- and this one from Denver- this stoner, lice-infested maggot who wants to burn flags has no idea about the law, nor why he is really even living on the streets protesting.
Thanks to ConservativeDailyNews.
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Occupy WallStreet Now Chanting: Bring Out Your Dead!
Nov 11th
The corpses are piling up at Occupy Wall Street Tent Cities across this great land. Most of the deaths are self-inflicted- two by drug overdose in Portland, one by a failed, albeit hilarious, attempt to catch a bullet with his mouth in Vermont, one gunned down in Oakland, and now one dead in Salt Lake City. A 53 year old leftist was found dead in a filthy tent in New Orleans too, and he had been dead for two days before the smell rose to a noticeable level among the trash and detritus of the occupiers there.
The occupy movements won’t stop, however, until the mobs that are assembled are finally able to get their human sacrifice at the hands of the police or National Guard. Once that lulzy dream of a violent confrontation with the man is attained, then the camps will come down.
Personally, I hope a thousand more Occupiers die. I believe strongly in the survival of the species, and nothing strengthens the genepool like killing off the weak and stupid.
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Ashlie Gough Croaked at Occupy Vancouver
Nov 7th
Ashlie Gough tatted herself up and pierced her body so much that she was almost unhireable for any job in North America outside of the carnival sideshow. Ashlie Gough hooked up with a scuba-diver boyfriend and began to travel the world, which was pretty lucky for her, and stopped to visit friends in Vancouver who were doing the “urban outdoorsman” schtick in support of Occupy Wallstreet. Somehow, while she was there, she either overdosed on drugs or died of Carbon Monoxide poisoning inside a tent.
After spending a few days at Occupy Vancouver, Ashlie Gough, 23 is now dead. Her Dad is in pieces about it. From the GlobeAndMail here:
Ashlie Gough was happy and healthy the last time she visited her father’s house on Vancouver Island.
She was 23. After high school she had drifted a little – she studied tattoo design and travelled the world with a new boyfriend who was a scuba diver.
“She zig-zagged back and forth a bit and led an interesting life, but she was really starting to grow up,” her father, Tom Gough, said on Monday.
On the weekend she went to visit friends who were camping out as part of the Occupy Vancouver protest and on Saturday she was found inside a tent, unresponsive. The cause of her death isn’t official yet, but it may have been a drug overdose.
During an interview at his Vancouver Island home on Monday, Tom Gough appeared sombre, if not in shock.
Mr. Gough said his daughter was not involved in the Occupy protest against corporate greed.
Ashlie Gough may not have been a true Occupier, but she was clearly sympathetic with their cause- enough to camp with them and share in the drugs. And no, she is not a poster child of the Occupy movement, but she is a casualty- one of many more that will come before this idiotic socialist, neo-communist movement is squelched. And her death will ultimately be meaningless.
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