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OccupyWallStreet Protesters Obviously Have Scabies and Impetigo
Nov 16th
The protesters in Santa Cruz have scabies, an allergic reaction to mites. Those mites of course come from dirty disgusting clothing, hair and people. And once you get scabies, impetigo is right around the corner.
From Gateway Pundit here:
The arrests have been for being drunk in public, being under the influence of drugs, and possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia, Skalland said.
Police said there have been reports of ringworm and scabies at the camp in recent days.
From the NIH here:
Scabies is found worldwide among people of all groups and ages. It is spread by direct contact with infected people, and less often by sharing clothing or bedding. Sometimes whole families are affected.
The mites that cause scabies burrow into the skin and deposit their eggs, forming a burrow that looks like a pencil mark. Eggs mature in 21 days. The itchy rash is an allergic response to the mite.
Scabies is spread by skin-to-skin contact with another person who has scabies.
And the side effect of this joyous hippie disease? Impetigo. Impetigo is caused by streptococcus (strep) or staphylococcus (staph) bacteria. And those staph infections can lead to kidney failure, so there is hope that these scabies sufferers will die off as they deserve to do.
Want to see another story I did on disgusting Santa Cruz hippies? Click here.
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OMG There Really Are Black Protestors at Occupy Wall Street
Oct 2nd
As proof, the NYC cops reach into the vast crowd of white hipsters and arrest the only black guy protesting on the Brooklyn Bridge.
You can see the video here. Why are all of these leftists protesting against he first black president? Does this make them racist?
Seriously thought, mob actions only end one way, and that’s with violence. It will come, as all leftist ideas of looting from the rich, always does.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Pepper Spraying Hippie Chicks
Sep 25th
This is awesome. Apparently the day of rage continues (who knew?) and a bunch of hippie chicks allowed their cycles to synch up during a march on to find a better tampon or something. The only solution is to round them up and cover up the smell of patchouli oil with cayenne pepper spray.
I’d love to set my ringtone to be the voice of a wailing hippie chick.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...West Coast Liberals Rap Battle in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
Jul 7th
Okay, the bad news: Whole Foods has gotten a huge bump due to these stupid videos. Maybe the Good news: Now that Whites are rapping maybe blacks will hike up their britches and pick a new song style?
And the awesome rebuttal:
I really like the second video better.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Hippies in Santa Cruz
Apr 21st
Ed at RightRant posted up this video that I thought I’d share. It features disgusting people from Santa Cruz, California. I’d call them hippies, but everyone in Santa Cruz is gross like this. They don’t bathe, they don’t mow the lawns or pave the roads or clean their ghastly beach. While surrounding communities enjoy growth and prosperity and increased property values, Santa Cruz is headed for a massive welfare compound of losers, looters and yes, hippies.
There you have it. Anarchists. Proud communists. Animal Rights nazis. “Zero Population Growth” zealots who want to abort babies by force at home and abroad. Vegans who climb barefooted into the orchards of the productive to eat the stolen fruit live from the vine. Yep, that is who these people are- lowlife thieves who demand that productive people give things to them because they have a “higher consciousness.”
And who knew that the soundtrack to communism would be a bad Phish rip-off?
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Amnesty International’s Website Exploits Computers of Leftist Do-Gooders
Apr 18th
A malicious javascript running on Amnesty International’s UK site is injecting malcode via a 0-Day Adobe exploit. So those hippies checking out whether or not they need to scrape off that “Free Tibet” bumper sticker are getting pwn3d by Amnesty International’s website.
The Armorize Blog has full details about the exploit and how it works here. Some key meta to search for is the presence of the following IP addresses:
- 71.6.217.131
- 182.237.3.105
And the following domain names:
- jeentern.dyndns.org
- www.amnesty.org.uk
And a filename called:
newsvine.jp2
Thanks to Brian Krebs for the heads up along with lots of twitter-folk:
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Middle Aged Head Shop Owner Busted
Jan 2nd
Meet Gavin Finnerty and his “business co-owner” Alyssa Knowles. Gavin is 42 and a life-long loser who managed to scrape enough cash together to open up a head shop. Alyssa is barely 18 and is only now embarking on her own personal odyssey of loserdom.
Together they were operating a shop called the “Trippy Hippy Company” whose initials were T.H.C. (heh, get it? like pot, man!) and also selling marijuana and oxycodone over the counter.
And Gavin had blue hair, probably to help make his creepy ass look cooler as he hung around high school kids like Alyssa.
The cops didn’t like them selling dope so they shut them down. Good thing too, as their store was chronically (get it, chronic, heh!) robbed according to the blog on their MySpace page. Caution. This page attempts to compromise your computer via javascript. No need to visit, as it is garish, ugly, blanketed by peace symbols and drug references, as you would expect. Oh, and it featured this animated gif of serial killers rolling a joint.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cartman Rampages at Burning Man
Dec 12th
Cartman, dressed as his crime-fighting alter-ego The coon, rides Cthulu, the Dark Lord, to Burning Man so he can exterminate the largest Hippie gathering in the US. After that, he plans to take out all the Whole Foods supermarkets.
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White Guilt Forces Montana Liberal to Throw a Concert
Sep 19th
The same white guilt that forced many whites to elect a raging liberal black man to be president has forced one liberal woman in an all white town in Montana to throw a concert to end racism.
From NBCMontana here:
Saturday, Caras Park in Missoula will be the hot spot for this year’s annual awareness raising concert series, Rock Against Racism. The event educates and spreads awareness of what people can do to end racism in their communities.
The event features more than 10 live music acts and food vendors will also be on hand. We spoke with the founder of the event, Megan Baumann. “They think that racism isn’t an issue here, that there’s no racism because we’re mostly a white community, but that in itself is slightly racist, because we’re not thinking outside the box, so we need to remember there’s other cultures here even if it’s the minority,” explains Baumann.
The event supports the YWCA Missoula Racial Justice Program.
You’d think they could scrape up at least one black or brown person to sing among the ten bands they picked, but its an all white lineup. Proceeds from the concert will be dedicated to make white people feel guilty for living in a white town. Seriously, here is the mission statement from the site:
Proceeds will help fund the YWCAs nationally recognized Racial Justice Initiative, including the radio and television public service announcements that ask white people to reflect on their own racism and become allies to people of color.
Yep, all white crappy hippie jam bands are sure to bring racial justice to guilt ridden white people in Montana. For this the post earns the fail tag.
And you know, racism is not a problem in Montana. Meth is. Too bad they can’t donate the money to MontanaMeth.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...What it Takes to Make Leftists Sing National Anthem
Jun 27th
During the G20 protests, someone shot this awesome footage of a bunch of hippies, anarchists, and leftist stooges trying to confront the Royal Canadian Mounted Police with a offkey rendition of “Oh Canada” and an oh-so-brave “sit in.” Watch the fail.
They didn’t sing out of patriotism. They sang because they knew people would be filming.
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This is How Liberals Clean Up Oil
Jun 24th
They go on YouTube and torture the rest of us with their own sense of self importance and bad singing. So who’s up for some Half-naked attic? off key Karaoke??! That would be this idiot, Emily Russell from Northampton Mass.
Wow! Thanks for actually doing something about the spill Emily. This was about as useful as donating your used tampons to soak up the spilled oil down at Jiffy Lube.
Emily is a Massachusetts chick who wasted her parent’s money going to a liberal college only to produce worthless art while she still camps in what looks like her parent’s attic.
She has her worthless art posted on a huge PDF file over at her website here. She has made a victorious installation art piece that contained pennies, piles of sand and some of her Mom’s wonderbread. She has filmed her loser friend naked in a tub cutting herself with a steak knife.
And the best are the photos of a gun in her mouth and against a pregnant belly.
Wow, such social merit for such deep pieces! How did she ever become so deep?? I’m sure she imagines herself as the next Robert Maplethorpe or Andres Serrano.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Lefty Vegans Attack Lefty Anarchist Former Vegan With “IT BURNS” Pie
Mar 18th
What we have here is a case of wack-a-doodle on wack-a-doodle crime but overall, society wins. Watch as this lefty woman gets hit with three cream pies laced with cayenne pepper and narrowly dodges a rubber chicken.
From a bemused SFGate here:
An ex-vegan who was hit with chili pepper-laced pies at an anarchist event in San Francisco said Tuesday that her assailants were cowards who should direct their herbivorous rage at the powerful – not at a fellow radical for writing a book denouncing animal-free diets.
Lierre Keith was attacked at the 15th annual Bay Area Anarchist Book Fair while discussing her 2009 book, “The Vegetarian Myth.” A 20-year vegan, Keith now argues that the diet is unhealthy and that agriculture is destroying the world.
As Keith stood at a lectern at the Hall of Flowers in Golden Gate Park, three people in masks and black hooded sweatshirts ran from backstage, shouted, “Go vegan!” and threw pies in her face. While they fled, some in the audience cheered or handed out leaflets.
Police are investigating the incident but have made no arrests. “We’re supposed to be against sadism and cruelty and domination, and these people were willing to do this to me,” Keith said.
Keith said her values are similar in most ways to those of her attackers. She believes in militant action, even property destruction, if it can lead to change. In her book, she said, she railed against factory farming and promoted the restoration of prairies and forests.
(Some Leftist) group said Keith was wrong about veganism, referred to her as an “animal holocaust denier,” and scolded her for calling the “agents of state oppression” – the police.
Keith said, “If this is what is considered radical action,” she said, “this movement is dead.”
What’s funnier? The limp-wristed throw of a rubber chicken or the fact that an anarchist had to call the cops? All I can do is say:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Old Ass Hippies Infiltrate Nuke Base
Nov 4th
This story is full of Government and Military WIN. 5 ancient codgers and grannies broke into a nuclear missile base to protest nuclear weapons. The government responded exactly the way they should:
From Ekkllesia.com here:
A Catholic priest and a nun, both in their 80s, were hooded, handcuffed and held faced down on the ground for four hours before being arrested after a protest against nuclear weapons yesterday.
Father Bill ‘Bix’ Bischel, 81, from Tacoma, Washington and Sister Anne Montgomery, 83, of New York, were arrested along with three others at Naval Base Kitsap-Bangor.
They entered the base in the early hours of the morning on All Souls Day with the intention of calling attention to the “illegality and immorality” of the existence of the Trident weapons system.
Susan Crane, 65, of Baltimore, Lynne Greenwald, 60, of Bremerton, Washington and Steve Kelly, 60, of Oakland, California were also arrested.
The group entered the base through the perimeter fence and then made their way to the Strategic Weapons Facility – Pacific (SWFPAC). They cut through the first chainlink fence surrounding SWFPAC and then cut the next double layered fence, which was both chain link and barbed wire, and entered the grounds of SWFPAC.
As they walked, they carried a banner with the words: “Disarm Now Plowshares : Trident: Illegal + Immoral”.
When they were caught, they were thrown to the ground face down, handcuffed and hooded. They were then held there for four hours on the wet, cold ground. Still hooded, they were carried out through the holes which they had made in the fence for questioning by the base security, FBI and NCIS.
Moonbattery says that the group was pretty bizarre:
As they walked onto the grounds, they held a banner saying…… “Disarm Now Plowshares : Trident: Illegal + Immoral”, left a trail of blood and hammered on the roadway, hammered on the fences around SWFPAC and scattered sunflower seeds throughout the base.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...What People Won’t Do to Make Hippies Take a Shower
Aug 27th
This is a hilarious concept.
- Step 1: Build ridiculously expensive shower to rinse hippies clean.
- Step 2: Fill bathtub with swamp mud and plants.
- Step 3: Tell Hippies its okay to drink their bath water.
- Step 4: Laugh and go Eeeeewww!
From the DailyMail here:
Eco-thinkers have come up with an amazing new way to create drinking water – by putting plants in the bottom of a shower.
Designers Jun Yasumoto, Vincent Vandenbrouk, Olivier Pigasse, and Alban Le Henry came up with the concept when looking for new ways to recycle precious H2O.
After you have washed in the special eco-shower the water passes down into a series of physical filters and is treated by plants such as reeds and rushes growing around your feet. Yasumoto, 34, said: ‘These plants have been proven to be able to remove the chemicals from your shampoo.
”With this project, we tried to combine the pleasure of taking a shower with the satisfaction of recycling water. We wanted the recycling process to actually interact with the use of shower.
Any society that has the ability to create a retarded shower like this also has the ability to desalinate ocean water. Water does not need to be recycled, therefore it is not precious. But having a monstrosity like this “Shrek-in-the-Swamp shower” in an Eco-worshiper’s home is not about conserving water anyways- its about inflating their already swollen ego and sense of self-worth in the way they carry out their religious rituals. Catholics kneel and take communion. Eco-religionists recycle bottles and bathe in holy water generated from their own showers.
Thanks to Ed at RightRant for the link!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Eco-Religionists Now Insist That You Recycle Your Fingernails
May 11th
I have documented how environmentalists are obsessed with their own body waste. Now as more proof, the Discovery Channel’s Planet Green website is insisting that if you are into recycling, and you know that eco-religionists are, then you are a filthy hypocrite who is going to carbon-spewing hell is you don’t collect all of your fingernail clippings and use them to wash your pots and pans!
From Planetgreen here with thanks to Moonbattery:
Fingernail recycling. The very topic may be unseemly to some, understandably enough. I can see how the very thought of collecting your old grungy fingernails could be off-putting to even the most ardent environmentalist. But it’s just like any other natural body byproduct, really—just a little heavier on the keratin. And they need to be recycled too.
Run out of steel wool, but still have pots and pans encrusted with impossibly hardened food bits? No matter—create your own pot scrubber by collecting your fingernail clips and emptying them into the foot of some discarded pantyhose. Tie it off, and Voila! An instant, free, only mildly repulsive pot scrubber is yours.
So now you know not to eat off of plates washed by hippies. As if their cuisine of scrawny, bacteria-infested organic food would be appetizing anyways.
So what will these losers eco-freaks decide to recycle next? Boogers? Semen? How about those lonely curly pubes on the urinals across America? Those curly pee-soaked hairs aren’t gonna recycle themselves you eco-sinners!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Happy Murder Your Ex-Girlfriend and Stuff Her Corpse in a Box Day!
Apr 22nd
Leftist holidays such as Kwanzaa and Earth Day are typically created by depraved violent criminals. On Kwanzaa you beat your women with electrical cords just like Ron Karenga, Kwanzaa’s founder used to do. On Earth Day, you murder your ex girlfriend and stuff her rotting corpse into a box in your apartment just like Earth Day founder Ira Einhorn did to Holly Maddux.
What’s that? Been too busy worshipping Gaea and hugging trees in the park to learn the true story of Earth Day? Well, gather round, Charlie Brown. This is the story of how Earth Day was invented, courtesy of the Philadelphia Bulletin here:
Today is Earth Day, a holiday created to honor the planet and to raise the consciousness of man’s effect on the environment. Ira Einhorn, was a co-founder of the environmentalist jubilee.
Ira Einhorn (the “Unicorn”) gives victory sign at first Earth Day ExtravaganzaBut Mr. Einhorn has another line on his resume. In addition to being a environmental guru, he is the Unicorn Killer.
While a student at the University of Pennsylvania, Mr. Einhorn dated a Bryn Mawr College graduate by the name of Holly Maddux. When the affair ended in 1977, Mr. Einhorn went into a jealous rage and murdered her.
Holly MadduxHe concealed his crime for 18 months by stuffing Ms. Maddux’s body in a trunk that he kept in his apartment. The foul odor of the decomposing corpse caused neighbors to complain. In 1979, police found the trunk stored in a closet in Mr. Einhorn’s apartment.
Ira Einhorn, member of the counterculture pantheon, one of the founders of the environmentalist movement, icon of the liberal intelligentsia, was charged with murder. But it was not just a simple murder, it was a gruesome case of domestic violence.
At the bail hearing, Mr. Einhorn was praised by a contingent of luminaries — all testifying to his character. Barbara Bronfman, heiress to the Seagram liquor fortune, paid his $40,000 bail.
Proclaiming his innocence, Mr. Einhorn told all that he was framed. He said it was the CIA or the FBI who committed the murder and they were trying to frame him for it because of his political activities.
Mr. Einhorn skipped bail and left Philadelphia in 1981. Several years after the absentia conviction, in 1997, Mr. Einhorn was located. He was living in France with a new girlfriend — a Swedish woman. He was extradited to Pennsylvania in July 2001. He was tried, convicted and sentenced to life in prison October 17, 2002.
So that, Charlie Brown is the true meaning of Earth Day. Some douchebag crackpot keeps a shrine blog to this murderous asshole here. Michelle Malkin has a decidedly more upbeat Earth Day post here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...What the Hippies Are Drinking
Jan 15th
Crisp and refreshing, this beverage tastes like moldy pine needles and dirty bong water.
Work has been busy, dinner is cooking, baby sitter is on the way over and if I’m really lucky, there might be an open lane at the bowling alley for a midweek date night. Blogging is light, so take a gander at the archives.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Hippie Infestation Ends in Berkeley
Sep 9th
Finally, after 21 months, the dirtbags that were blocking the bulldozers in UC Berkeley have been shaken from the trees. Cartman would have cleared them out in 21 minutes.
From Fox News here:
UC Berkeley officials are preparing to remove the last remaining tree-sitters protesting a planned sports center next to Memorial Stadium.
The protest began 21 months ago in an effort to prevent the campus from clearing an oak grove to make room for the new sports center. But the university has cut most of the trees after getting court clearance last week.
The university has refused to meet the protesters’ demand that it donate $6 million to environmental and Native American groups as part of an agreement for the tree-sitters to come down voluntarily.
The kicker is they did not negotiate for their own charges to be dropped. Pity.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Lock Your Doors in Bigfoot Country
Sep 4th
Its my last night on the West Coast and I didn’t have anything planned so I set out on my own adventure. I was in Mountain View, CA and really wanted to see the ocean, and maybe get some seafood for dinner. I checked the map, saw an interesting curvy road that went from Saratoga to Santa Cruz, so I put the pedal down and made the trip down California’s State Road 9.
There were several wineries on the side roads, one of which was the Paul Masson winery, which made me giggle thinking of Orson Wells chugging a glass of champagne and scolding TV viewers “We will sell no wine before its time.” Outtakes of that commercial is above via YouTube.
The next thing about the trip that was unusual was the sudden temperature drop when I left the Valley and crested the ridge into a Redwood Forest. Those trees were big, and they were menacingly close to the road on several occasions too.
As the road curved among trees and switchbacks, a few small towns came and went. In Felton, I saw the funniest tourist trap- The Bigfoot Discovery Museum!
Finally the road wound down into Santa Cruz. I expected a bright, hip, colorful beach town. Instead I saw a dirty town full of burnouts, homeless, crackheads and hippies. The homes had bars on the windows and the convenience store refused to let anyone use their bathrooms. I had to use the john in a scary laundromat, the first I’ve seen in California. And nope, I didn’t stay to eat any seafood.
So if you are travelling through Bigfoot Country, lock your doors. Hippie crackhead hitchhikers may decide they need a ride to the tofu palace.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Picca Bacca, Idiot Artist of Peace
Apr 13th
A pathetic, horrible Italian artist, who used to make paper dolls out of leaves, donned a wedding gown to hitchhike through the Middle East to bring “peace” to Israel. White girl hitchhiking in a wedding dress? What could possibly go wrong??
From the AP here via Moonbattery:
Naked body of artist hitchhiking in bridal gown on Israel peace mission found in forest; 33-year old Turkish man detained after confessing to crime
A 33-year old Italian artist, Giuseppina Pasqualino, also known as Pippa Bacca, was found dead in Turkey on Saturday, after having been raped and murdered. Paqualino was hitchhiking towards Israel dressed in a wedding dress in an appeal for peace.
The woman was last seen on March 31 in the mainly industrial city of Gebze, while hitchhiking to Israel in the wedding dress as part of her “Brides on Tour” project aiming to plead for peace in conflict areas. She disappeared after using her credit card around noon. Police found her naked body hidden in bushes in a forested area near Gebze, after questioning the man suspected of the murder late Friday, the governor’s office said.
What is it about idiot leftists that have the mentality of a four year old? Rachel Corrie became a pancake by standing foolishly in front of a bulldozer as a “protest for peace.” Now this goonish woman is dead for hitchhiking in a wedding dress as a performance piece about trust. It wasn’t a matter of “if” she was going to get killed, but “when.”
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