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Facebook Song is Worst Since Symantec Song
May 22nd
This facebook song has all the makings of a horrible Corporate song: Ugly chicks, bad rap lyrics and a mulleted guitar player. And WTF is up with the modem noises mixed into the music?!!
Enjoy:
And you can tell they were all singing this song prior to the huge losses their IPO endured. Wanna hear the worst corporate song evah? Click here for the Symantec song.
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May 20th
Oh those freedom-loving Pakis! Today, May 20, is the third annual “Everybody Draw Muhammad Day.” In order to prevent all of Pakistan’s future terrorists from self-detonating all at once, Pakistan blocked Twitter for the entire country. I predict that the Taliban will take over their crappy excuse for a government any time now.
From the NYTimes here:
The Pakistani government blocked access to the social networking service Twitter for much of Sunday, after publicly holding Twitter responsible for promoting what it described as a blasphemous cartoon contest taking place on Facebook, officials said.
The restoration of Twitter service late in the evening was as sudden as its suspension earlier in the day.
The shutdowns began around midday Sunday, in a rolling ban that almost immediately brought a huge public outcry on other social media.
The government had been in talks with Twitter to remove “objectionable” material but that there had been no results. Facebook had agreed to allay the concerns of the Pakistani government.
It remained unclear — and unlikely — that Twitter had agreed to the demands of the Pakistani government before access was restored, at roughly 10 p.m. Sunday.
This is the Draw Muhammad Twitter Search link. This is the Facebook page. Go take a peek and see what freedom looks like.
Draw Muhammad today. #Muhammad twitpic.com/9ncrjb
— Eating Babies (@EatABaby) May 20, 2012
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Don’t Piss Off Your Gun-Toting Dad Who Works in IT
Feb 9th
A Dad, Tommy Jordan, becomes very disappointed with his daughter after finding a hurtful post on her Facebook wall. Stick with this video to the end. Epic parenting.
Tommy Jordan’s Facebook page is here.
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Oct 31st
This is an old joke, but Mark Price’s response was hilarious.
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Fatty Idiot Vampire in Florida
Sep 29th
Meet Stephanie Pistey. This fat idiot thinks she is part vampire and part werewolf. She is going to rot in jail for the rest of her life because she murdered an ex-boyfriend and drank his blood. She is happy with her life behind bars because she gets to watch reruns of Twilight on the prison TV. And she must be team Edward because the boy she killed was named Jacob.
From the MailOnline here:
A Florida teen at the centre of a gruesome murder case has revealed her possible bloodlust brought on by the fact she’s a vampire and werewolf.
Stephanie Pistey, 18, is charged with accessory to murder in the death of 16-year-old Jacob Hendershot. Hendershot was missing for weeks before his naked body was discovered in a storm drain in the town of Parker last month.
Cops said he was killed by Miss Pistey’s fiancé and others after she claimed Hendershot raped her.
Cracking a smile, she said: ‘I know this is going to be crazy. But I believe I’m a vampire – part vampire and part werewolf, so it’s not really a cult, it’s more just like my personality.’
On August 20, days after changing her relationship status to ‘engaged,’ she posted: ‘Yea were merryied and hes going to die hes the one that killed jacob hendershot well i let him i wanted the blood.’
She claimed her account had been hacked.
This fat Florida bitch is so white trash she was even arrested wearing a wolf tshirt. I kid you not.
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Bye Bye Blogger
Jul 8th
Google is stabbing the Blogger brand name in its poorly coded heart and will be dropping the brand as it moves to remake itself as it pushes Google Plus.
From Mashable here:
Say goodbye to the Picasa and Blogger names: Google intends to retire several non-Google name brands and rename them as Google products, Mashable has learned.
The move is part of a larger effort to unify its brand for the public launch of Google+, the search giant’s social initiative.
Blogger and Picasa aren’t going away, of course — they’re two of Google’s most popular products. Instead, according to two sources familiar with the matter, Google intends to rename Picasa “Google Photos” and Blogger will become “Google Blogs.”
I’ve tried to use the blogger platform a couple of times and always hated it. Too clunky and the site has chronic uptime problems and allows your detractors to falsely flag your site to prevent visitors. Google does a few things really well. Maps, for instance. Of course, search is still the best out there. Their video site was a huge failure, and gmail to me is marginally usable. With the rebranding going on with the Google+ push, I’m holding my breath, but honestly, I’m expect it to be clunky and still not as popular as facebook. Is anyone getting excited about Google+?
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Google Plus to Take On Facebook
Jun 29th
Google Plus has some pretty cool concepts, but its biggest drawback is going to be the biggest drawback about Facebook- All your data is in the mitts of a giant corporation that just wants to mine your information for money.
I for one wont be joining the google network, but I have a feeling that others will. Do any of the readers here want to jump ship from Facebook to Google?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Social Networking Lemons
Jun 29th
This shot was taken from atop a big social networking company in California. The campus beyond features basketball courts, volleyball nets, and picnic tables. The roof features daily barbecue and what appears to be lemon trees. Why? Because you can’t make lemonade without lemons and you can’t get lemons without a lemon tree that grows on the roof. Obviously!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Facebook Founder Slaughters His Own Food
May 28th
I love the freaky-deaky Taiwanese animators, and especially their English Speaking Spokeswoman. Enjoy, especially when Zuckerberg starts collecting coins from Farmville.
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Rawrr Zombie!
May 7th
I saw this over at Buzzfeed and it cracked me up. Nothing like a good facebook chuckle to help you get over your Dad’s demise.
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Haters Love to Hate Al Gore
Apr 30th
Al Gore sits on Apple’s board of Directors. GreenPeace then listed Apple as the least Green because it used too much coal, which, by the way, is the ultimate in recycling, but the report is out there. Even whackadoodle whale loving idiots hate Al Gore nowadays. And that hatred is spreading like wildfire in Pop Culture now too.
Buy my iPad App you Eco Sinners!
Al Gore recently released an App through the App Store and Apple is pushing it as the app of the week. The reaction on Facebook is very negative and very hilarious.
And more…
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TSA Agents are Retarded: Post Child Porn on Facebook
Apr 25th
Meet Tom Gordon, Jr. He’s a TSA agent who enjoyed patting down little kids at airports has now been suspended as a TSA officer. Why? He was busted uploading child pornography to his Facebook account. Mind you, I have been lectured by TSA agents that they are highly trained and are smart, just like this guy pictured below who makes a whopping salary comparable to two burger flippers at McDonald’s.
Yep, Ol’ Gropey McForehead above who can’t even find deodorant or a razor in his own medicine cabinet, much less with an XRay machine of your luggage, is authorized to touch your kid at an airport. But not anymore. From Philly.com here:
A passenger screener at Philadelphia International Airport is facing charges that he distributed more than 100 images of child pornography via Facebook.
Thomas Gordon Jr. of Philadelphia, who routinely searched airline passengers, uploaded explicit pictures of young girls to an Internet site on which he also posted a photograph of himself in his TSA uniform.
Homeland Security agents arrested the TSA officer March 24, and he is being held without bail.
Citing privacy rules, TSA spokeswoman Ann Davis would not say if Gordon has been suspended from his job, but noted that he had been in federal custody since his arrest.
“We can assure the public that he is no longer working at the airport,” Davis said.
Gordon had uploaded five explicit photographs of young girls onto the web site Photobucket. Gordon’s Photobucket account also included a picture of him wearing his blue TSA uniform.
Gordon used at least six Facebook accounts and employed multiple names “to upload and store images of sexual exploitation of minor children.”
Authorities also seized from Gordon an HP laptop and a four-gigabyte flash drive that they say contained more than 600 images or movies containing child pornography, according to court filings.
The TSA can’t even screen their own employees and they are in charge of screening US?? And this guy is clearly stupid, and a slob to boot.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Flash Mobs Kill?
Jan 7th
That’s what this fast talking presentation is about- the dangers of a flash mob. While this is just a presentation, and a great one at that, it does present some real weaknesses in this interconnected world- the lack of preparedness by police, weaknesses in cellular digital networks and whether or not something like this would be covered by the press.
Thanks to Rob at Red-Alerts for the video.
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Fat Old Lesbian Commits Suicide on Facebook
Jan 6th
This was Simone Back. She was distraught over a relationship with either a woman or a gallon of ice cream, so she ate all her pills and said goodbye on Facebook. None of her selfish 1,048 online friends did anything to stop her, mostly because I think, everyone had hid her comments.
And if you think the thousand friends were selfish, what about all the people who kept rejecting her friend requests?
From the DailyMail here:
A woman posted a chilling suicide note on Facebook – prompting sickening messages from her online friends.
Before taking her life on Christmas Day, Simone Back, 42, updated her status saying: ‘Took all my pills be dead soon bye bye everyone.’
But none of the 1,048 friends she had on the social networking site even attempted to contact her in person to stop her.
Today Miss Back’s devastated mother has asked why no-one helped. Instead of trying to save her, some so-called friends mocked her in cruel messages under her tragic final status update.
One called her a liar and another said it was ‘her choice’.
Seventeen hours later, police broke down the door of her flat in Brighton and found her dead.
It is not yet known when Miss Back died or whether she could have seen any of the callous messages.
So if she was gay and committed suicide, did she commit a hate crime against herself? Shocker a fat chick’s way out of life would involve eating something. I fail to see how any of her facebook friends could even be held accountable for the mental problems of this woman. I mean if a psychotic suicidal woman can attract a thousand facebook friends how close could those friends actually be?
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Dallas News Finally Gets With the Social Media Craze
Dec 5th
With newspapers getting pushed out of business by the Internet, local TV affiliates are jumping on the social media bandwagon. Check out a sample newscast from Dallas Texas affiliate KDFW3:
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People Dump Their Girlfriends 2 Weeks Before Xmas
Nov 3rd
Someone mined the Facebook for breakups and put this chart together. As it turns out, two weeks before Christmas and Spring Break is the time when most relationships get daggered.
I think it would have been better if they had split it among the sexes. More details on the background of this graph is here at Mashable.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Mom Facebook Filter
Oct 11th
My brother refuses to friend our own mother on Facebook. His inlaws are equally denied the privelege of becoming digital BFF’s. Why? Because you don’t want to have to worry about applying your own filters. But maybe this new Facebook app will be a solution:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cool Graphic of the Facebook Outage
Sep 24th
Arbor Networks posted this great graphic showing the giant chunk of silence that was caused by a bad config file at Facebook.
Craig at Arbor writes:
We use ATLAS data to graph Facebook (AS32934) traffic with 80 ISPs around the world between 5pm September 22 and 5pm EDT today. You can see Facebook traffic plummet around 1:30pm and return shortly after 4pm. From a quick glance at the data, the outage appears to be global (impacting all of the 80 ISPs).
Shows that this network gets upwards of 70 GB per second of traffic. That’s a lot of status updates about lunch and Farmville invitations.
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Farmville Dustbowl
Sep 24th
Disaster struck millions of lonely Facebook users today when the Social Networking Site went offline due to problems with their backend database systems. During the outage, over 230 million acres of virtual farmland had crops die as well as several million deaths of sad looking virtual cows.
Once the site came back online, hundreds of thousands of users were bombarded with requests from people who have yet to be defriended or ignored to donate shovels to help bury the dead virtual animals.
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Adventures in Dumbassery
Sep 13th
Meet Bob Nickson. He loves cheeseburgers, large gauge piercings, and living at home at the ripe old age of 27. Oh, he also likes posting engagement announcements on Facebook- engagements to his 14 year old girlfriend, that is.
From Philly.com here:
There’s nothing wrong with marrying a girl half your age.
Unless you’re 27-year-old Robert Nickson Jr., whose wedding plans were ruined this week after Delaware County authorities had a chat with his 14-year-old fiancée.
Nickson recently took the girl to the mall and bought her an engagement ring. They met about a month ago through a mutual friend.
The juvenile told investigators that she had sex with Nickson on at least four occasions at the Lower Chichester apartment where he lives with his father.
Nickson has been charged with statutory sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault, corruption of minors and related offenses. Nickson and his intended bride knew what they were doing was illegal, but they “didn’t think they would get caught.”
How did they get caught? Facebook, of course. Their profile pictures were photos of the two of them together. And they both posted updates stating that they are “in love” and “engaged.”
What a creep. And its actually surprising that this guy would even have any friends on Facebook, but at least they turned the bastard in for diddling this child.
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