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More Liberals Should Try the Sunshine Diet
Apr 26th
Some bullshit artist who calls himself a “guru” in India lied and said he has subsisted on just sunlight for 70 years. Of course he’s lying, but most liberals are too poorly educated to understand that Eastern Religions are full of more lies than Western ones. So some liberals are getting rid of all of their food and are trying to live on just sunshine. And the results are spectacular and hilarious.
From the NYDailyNews here:
A woman starved to death after embarking on a spiritual diet that required her to stop eating or drinking and live off sunlight alone.
The Swiss woman in her fifties decided to follow the radical fast in 2010 after viewing an Austrian documentary about an Indian guru who claims to have lived this way for 70 years. The woman died in January 2011 in the town of Wolfhalden in eastern Switzerland.
Good riddance. Hey maybe she was too far north to get the best direct sunlight! All you hippies out there working on your chakra should go try this diet south of the border where the sunlight is more tasty. Let me know how it works for you.
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Loading ...Powerful Video- Overregulation and Liberalism is Killing America
Apr 25th
This is what Atlas Shrugged is all about.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Occupy Hippies Coming Back
Apr 5th
Now that its getting warmer, the unemployed college grads, aging hippies, anti-war retreads and other anarchists and leftists are dusting off their tents for the next round of Occupy Whatever. And they have a new theme song:
From TCPalm here:
Now that the weather has warmed up a bit, it’s time for all us loony-left liberals and aging hippies to dust off our tents and sleeping bags, grab our protest signs, crawl out of our parent’s basements (or wherever else we’ve been freeloading for the past six months) and get back to work. It’s time to Occupy Wall Street — again.
Naturally, we’ll want to bring along some contraceptives this time, for those “special” moments in between trashing public property and defecating on police cars. You can never be too careful.
And for all you college students who think you just can’t afford protection — it’s all covered under Obamacare, along with condoms, Viagra and all the abortion pills you can swallow.
Just ask Sandra Fluke. I’m sure you can find her at your local Democratic National Committee headquarters
I imagine liberalism feels quite a bit like getting a tongue-bath while roiling pot smoke circles you in a pyramid.
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The FBI is Unmasking Anonymous
Mar 7th
There has been loads of good news on the cyber law-enforcement front. Seems that the Feds know how to generate some lulz too, including how to drop some serious dox. They are exposing the dope-smoking anarchistic leftists behind the Anonymous and Lulzsec groups. I’ll get into more of that in later posts. But right now look at Jeremy Hammond, who looks like he was stoned for his arrest picture.
From the DailyCaller here:
A hacker involved in the December 2011 cyberattacks on private intelligence firm Stratfor was arrested late Monday evening in Chicago. The hacker was one of six members of hacktivist group Anonymous charged with “computer hacking and other crimes,” the FBI said Tuesday.
Chicago native Jeremy Hammond — a member of Anonymous splinter-group Antisec — was arrested by the FBI late Monday evening as part of a greater sting on the leadership of Anonymous, a group once thought to be leaderless.
The international sting comes one week after the publication of Stafor’s private email correspondence — which was obtained through the cyberattack — by WikiLeaks and its various international media partners.
Hammond (“Anarchaos”), a 27 year old from Chicago, Ill. was the only other American charged in the case. New York native Hector Xavier Monsegur (“Sabu”) — a 28-year-old alleged kingpin of the group — plead guilty in August 2011 to the charges he faced and cooperated with federal officials in exchange for leniency. Monsegur is an unemployed father of two.
In addition to the Americans charged Tuesday, several of the members — all of whom identified themselves as members of Anonymous, Internet Feds and/or LulzSec — were from the U.K. and Ireland. Ryan Ackroyd (“Kayla”), Jake Davis (“Topiary”), Darren Martyn (“Pwnsauce”) and Donncha O’Cearrbhail (“Palladium”) were charged.
The only way these anarchists will learn is to make them serve long jail stretches. It should dissuade the other skiddies out there in the Warner Bros. copyrighted V for Vendetta masks. But I have a feeling that the Feds are finished with their lulz yet.
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Feb 19th
The Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine is a group of radical leftists that have falsified their medical credentials in order to push their idiotic vegan dietary plans on the rest of America. Even after one of their vegan junk scientists rotted from the inside out of cancer, they continue to say that veganism is healthier. Their latest target of radical nannyism is the Des Moines, Iowa, fifth annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival, billed as America’s “premier” bacon celebration.
From the WSJ here:
The event, which sold out all 4,000 tickets in 25 minutes, offers something to make every swine lover swoon: unlimited bacon samples, a bacon-eating contest, educational lectures, a bacon-themed songwriting contest and crowning of a new bacon queen. Organizers plan to serve up about three tons of the fatty strips.
They’re also prepared for a bit of oinking from outsiders.
A group of vegetarian doctors has been skewering Iowans over the event for months. Neal Barnard, president of the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, says he wants to publicize the flip side of bacon.
He says the PCRM plans to hand out fliers with warnings about how bacon “rotting in your mouth” potentially has various health risks, including cancer and diabetes.
Like all liberals, the PCRM wants to control other people, including the food that goes into your mouth. There are politically correct diets, and none of them contain bacon and all of them contain soybeans.
Anyone can claim to be a doctor. I could pretend to be one and I would say that veganism leads to nonstop failure, bitchiness and supreme gayness.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Stuff Liberals Say
Jan 31st
This should be the final video in the sh*t people say series, and its pretty hilarious.
Thanks to 6MeatBuffet.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Captain Planet Dies Due to Chicken Curry
Nov 14th
Always knew it would end this way.
And if you think Captain Planet looked gross, you should see inside that porta-potty.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Anarchist Scumbags of OWS Turn Down Jobs
Nov 2nd
They even brought job applications directly to the smelly hippies in DC and these filthy degenerates said they refuse to work because working for a wage won’t change the system, man. Thanks to BigGovernment.
Oh, and it turns out that many of the arrestees of the OWS movement live in mansions that only the 1% can afford.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...There Are No Hottie Protesters
Oct 10th
Every whiny woman they put on TV from the OccupyWallStreet protests are about as ugly as Jeanine Garafolo. Obviously they claim they are protesting Revlon, Maybelline and L’Oreal corporations, but they are just plain ugly. Case in point is this idiot in the poster below:
Sell her body? Yeah right, only a crackhead would make that deal, and she’s going to be on her back a long time paying off her debts with that body and face. She’s about to get another lesson in economics.
Thanks to Threedonia.
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OMG There Really Are Black Protestors at Occupy Wall Street
Oct 2nd
As proof, the NYC cops reach into the vast crowd of white hipsters and arrest the only black guy protesting on the Brooklyn Bridge.
You can see the video here. Why are all of these leftists protesting against he first black president? Does this make them racist?
Seriously thought, mob actions only end one way, and that’s with violence. It will come, as all leftist ideas of looting from the rich, always does.
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Ah, the US Day of Rage!
Sep 17th
Today was the birthday of the US Constitution, so of course a bunch of leftists decided to celebrate that by “taking back democracy” by camping out in Wall Street in lower Manhattan to mimic the Arab Spring protests. The organizers called it the US Day of Rage.
A bunch of conservatives flocked to Twitter to point and laugh at the juvenile antics of the protesters. I tossed in a bunch of snark myself thanks to Jess and her stream of discontent:
Between the Day of Rage and the AttackWatch silliness, the left has provided quite a few laughs for me this week.
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Calling All Commies!
Sep 2nd
2011 continues to be the year of the mob. Check out this poster with its communist colors and imagery, attempting to gin up a mob to create violence on Wall Street.
Buzzfeed quotes the organization as saying:
On the 17th of September, we want to see 20,000 people to flood into lower Manhattan, set up tents, kitchens, peaceful barricades and occupy Wall Street for a few months. Once there, we shall incessantly repeat one simple demand in a plurality of voices and we will not leave until that demand has been met.
Like our brothers and sisters in Egypt, Greece, Spain, and Iceland, we plan to use the revolutionary Arab Spring tactic of mass occupation to restore democracy in America. We also encourage the use of nonviolence to achieve our ends and maximize the safety of all participants.
Wow, even with a commie in the White House the commies still aren’t satisfied. I want to organize a brick flinging day on Wall Street. Everyone show up, climb a nearby highrise about 12 stories or so and see how far bricks can fly into a crowd of communists. Keep going until these hippies go away.
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Disgusting Porn Star Uses Baby as Prop for her “Art”
Aug 17th
Meet Tina Butcher, aka Madison Young. This porn star got knocked up, but refused to let pregnancy or becoming a mother dissuade her from her onscreen pornography. In fact, she is doubling down and using her newborn as a prop in her San Francisco (of course) art gallery.
Besides taking sexualized photos with an infant, Butcher also uses her own unpasteurized (and likely Hep-C infected) breastmilk as a dessert topping for guests at her gallery. Hilariously, only lesbians and gays seem to want to eat that.
From T&S here:
My exhibit Becoming MILF was a visual and performative journey through my pregnancy and into the throws of motherhood while still working in the sex industry. I wanted to express the challenges of balancing the life of the whore and the madonna at the same time. At the opening reception I sat in a corner hand whisking whipped topping for milkshakes while pumping breast milk, and then added the breast milk to the whipped topping. I was using traditional women’s work and the re-appropriating of my breasts for nourishment to create a dessert, encouraging gallery goers to address their thoughts on breastfeeding, breasts of mothers versus breasts of adult film actresses, and the consumption of breast milk past infancy.
Why is it that liberals think that grossing people out and using pornography is art? Jackass did gross-out stunts in public too, and no one called that art.
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Like My New Bumpersticker?
Aug 14th
Nothing pisses off liberals more than taking their symbolism and injecting some truth into it.
Thanks to thereligionofpeace.com
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...2 PM Music: The Cults – “Go Outside”
Jul 21st
Creepiest music video ever. It shows the moonbat cult of Jim Jones and the People’s Temple engaged in cultiness and nutty moonbattery. Superimposed over these historical videos are the band members singing. Brrr…..
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Liberals Outraged Over Phone Hacking; Just Peachy With DoD hacking
Jul 19th
How do you know that the story about the cell phone voicemails being accessed by reporters is a bogus story? Simply that a liberal was moved to throw a pie at a businessman. That’s all I had to see to be convinced that this entire scandal, if it can be called such, is a liberal mob-manufactured outrage because Rupert Murdoch happens to be the boss of FoxNews.
Also, my understanding is that voicemails were accessed because they were left unprotected. You can call just about any number and access the voicemail inbox of default accounts by entering a well documented code. Yep, that’s shady, and maybe even illegal. I personally don’t condone it. But compare this breach of voicemail with the gigs of stolen classified information taken by America’s most notorious gay soldier, Bradley Manning. Liberals are just fine with that computer breach, of which there are many laws that govern illegal disclosure. In contrast, reporters accessed an open voicemail account? Not too sure which laws were breached there, but watch liberals fly into outrage.
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Earth Hour is for Idiots
Mar 26th
Electricity is what has made human life possible in this century- it provides your fresh food, your education and your safety.
Ross McKitrick wrote about idiots celebrating Earth Hour back in 2009:
I abhor Earth Hour. Abundant, cheap electricity has been the greatest source of human liberation in the 20th century. Giving women the freedom to work outside the home depended on the availability of electrical appliances that free up time from domestic chores. Getting children out of menial labour and into schools depended on the same thing, as well as the ability to provide safe indoor lighting for reading.
Development and provision of modern health care without electricity is absolutely impossible. The expansion of our food supply, and the promotion of hygiene and nutrition, depended on being able to irrigate fields, cook and refrigerate foods, and have a steady indoor supply of hot water. Many of the world’s poor suffer brutal environmental conditions in their own homes because of the necessity of cooking over indoor fires that burn twigs and dung. This causes local deforestation and the proliferation of smoke- and parasite-related lung diseases. Anyone who wants to see local conditions improve in the third world should realize the importance of access to cheap electricity from fossil-fuel based power generating stations. After all, that’s how the west developed.
The whole mentality around Earth Hour demonizes electricity. I cannot do that, instead I celebrate it and all that it has provided for humanity. Earth Hour celebrates ignorance, poverty and backwardness.
I don’t want to go back to nature. Travel to a zone hit by earthquakes, floods and hurricanes to see what it’s like to go back to nature. For humans, living in “nature” meant a short life span marked by violence, disease and ignorance. People who work for the end of poverty and relief from disease are fighting against nature.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Finally! Video Proof Tea Party Followers are Racists!
Feb 3rd
In the video below you will see mobs of conservatives- all of them white- talk and laugh about making a top black government official go “back to the fields” like a slave, be “force-fed his own toes,” and be “lynched along with his race-traitor white wife!” One white woman says that while she is usually peaceful she wants to torture him. Proof positive that teabaggers are racist.
Oh, waitaminnit. Those rainbow signs? Anti-corporate signs? Known communist Van Jones? Code Pink heinous women? These aren’t Tea Partiers. They are progressives! Well they still want to send Clarence Thomas to the gallows or the slave fields. Racist. Violent rhetoric. Democrats all. Thanks to HotAir and BigGov.
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The Moonbat Terror Toothbrush
Jan 31st
Leftists are chronically trying to sacrifice personal hygiene to save the planet. The latest attempt involves using an Islamic toothbrush, the Miswak, the tooth-decay promoting stick of terror used by those foul-breathed followers of Muhammad.
From the DailyWhat here:
The “Miswak,” a teeth cleaning twig used throughout the Muslim world in lieu of modern toothbrush models, gets updated packaging for Western markets courtesy of School of Visual Arts student Leen Sadder.
Traditionally, the Miswak’s bark is chewed off to expose the brush-like fibers underneath, but for commercial purposes, Sadder opted to include a lid that doubles as a tip-trimmer.
Sadder promotes “THIS” as a “biodegradable alternative to the Western teeth cleansing routine.”
God save us from Muslims and Moonbats. Is the plastic ring around the top biodegradable? That plastic tube should hold a few buckshot to double as suicide packs for little muslim kids.
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Glacier Snuggle Suits For Moonbats
Oct 14th
This is a real thing. Its a giant oven mit made for whackjob green environmental moonbats that want to be able to hump or hug or drool on those every quickly receding glaciers (LOL NOT) without letting their body heat contribute to melting them.
From ITP.nyu here:
This suit explores the avenue of “body” language and non-verbal communication. Intended for awkward introductory glacier encounters, it acts as an “ice breaker”, better enabling a person to lie prone on the surface of the glacier and give it a hug. Worn on the front of the body, the reflective padded material serves to mediate the difference in temperatures between the human body and the glacial ice.
I think the suit serves better as a profilactic keep the stink of patchouli oil and hemp smoke off of the glaciers. I wish to god polar bears would eat anyone trying to do this. And just how is the discerning urban dwelling moonbat supposed to get to a glacier to poke his ineffective wiener into it? On a bicycle? Or will they have to burn up loads of fossil fuels to get to one? But that’s okay, because Gaea understands.
Thanks to Michelle Malkin.
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