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The Choomer in Chief
May 29th
Even the whacky Taiwanese animators are making fun of Obama’s drug taking past.
And remember that Zombie story I blogged a couple of days ago? Turns out they had been smoking “bath salts” or some derivative of LSD. A drug that turns its users to zombies? Gadzooks!
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Tony Bennett Wants to Legalize Drugs to Prevent Celebrity Deaths or Something
Feb 15th
In the wake of Whitney Houston’s flame out, Tony Bennett found a microphone and urged a crowd of people to push for the legalization of all street drugs because he couldn’t handle another Amy Winehouse death, or Michael Jackson death or Whitney Houston death.
What Tony actually said was:
“First it was Michael Jackson, then Amy Winehouse, now the magnificent Whitney Houston. Let’s legalize drugs, like Amsterdam, it’s a very sane city now. I’d like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs, so they have to get it from a doctor, not just some gangsters that just sell it under the table.”
Aren’t lounge singers cute when they try to pretend to be smart? Michael Jackson was put down by a doctor, Whitney OD’ed on booze and pills and Winehouse had alcohol poisoning. None of them were smoking crack or shooting heroin. The drugs they took were all legal and doctor prescribed.
Rob Taylor wrote an excellent piece on this for Red State. He said:
Tony Bennett illustrates the true drug problem in America which is our lack of real education about drug abuse. None of the deaths he complains about would have been stopped by legalizing illegal drugs. People don’t abuse drugs because the drugs are illegal, they abuse drugs because they are addicts or troubled or in some cases because they’ve been told by groups like NORML that drug abuse is consequence-less.
This message of consequence-free drug use–the mythical “victimless crime”–has seeped into every part of our culture. We have doctors prescribing highly addictive drugs like Xanax to children and wonder why death by drug overdose is on the rise.
It’s time to reengage the drug war as not just a legal issue, but an educational, cultural, and moral issue for which conservatism is the answer. The Tony Bennetts of the world cannot be allowed to spread these Cheech and Chongisms to another vulnerable generation.
Its no real surprise that Tony Bennett is talking out of his ass. A week after 9-11 he told Howard Stern that America deserved to be attacked and that we were terrorists too.
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Whitney Had Two Crappy Bodyguards
Feb 12th
Whitney Houston, a washed-up singer and actress, got blitzed on booze at a Hollywood party, then swallowed a few Xanax and drowned while trying to take a bath. All while TWO bodyguards were nearby. The only thing more hilariously pathetic than that is that Twitter rumors said she had been stung to death by wasps.
Whitney's bodyguards should have been slow dancing with her, NOT watching as she destroyed herself with drugs and booze.
Whitney’s assured self destruction was a long time coming and everyone knew it. Those hilarious tweets about the wasps? Below.
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Jan 27th
Or something like that.
Yahoo here says that Demi Moore was smoking salvia or something when she needed hospitalization. Boy this longest running episode of Punk’d just keeps delivering!
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Death of an Ass Eater
Dec 20th
Meet Deangelo Mitchell. He killed his brother by having him eat the cocaine out of his ass.
The two brothers were busted trafficking in cocaine. They get thrown in the squad car, and the older brother begs the younger one to eat the cocaine out of his ass so he doesn’t go to jail for life. The younger brother died from cocaine overdose and now the older brother is being charged with manslaughter.
From ABC here:
Wayne Joshua Mitchell, 20,died after he ate an ounce of cocaine that was hidden in his brother’s buttocks. Authorities plan to charge the victim’s brother 23-year-old Deangelo Rashard Mitchell, with involuntary manslaughter.
The incident happened when both brothers were in the back of a police car on November 30. The two had been arrested for trafficking. Video from inside the police car captured a conversation between the brothers, where Deangelo pleads with his younger brother to take the cocaine in his bottom and eat it to get rid of it.
“One of us gotta do it, you the only one that don’t have any strikes. …You my little brother… I’m gonna get life,” Deangelo said to Wayne.
His bother complied and ate the drugs. When officers saw the cocaine residue on the seat where Wayne sat, Deangelo told officers that his brother swallowed cocaine. Within the hour, Dwayne struggled to breathe, bled from his mouth and died.
Deangelo was charged with trafficking drugs and bonded out of jail December 1.
Now Deangelo is going to rot in jail and his brother’s last act on earth was to eat his asshole.
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Jul 7th
So a cat’s dead. From being forced to smoke heroin. And Danielle Blankenship, the girl who was holding the cat while smoking heroin is now in jail. Not because it is a crime to smoke heroin, a powerful and often deadly narcotic- Nope, she killed a household pet. That’s punishable, not, apparently, smoking an illegal narcotic.
And the girl was 21? How can a girl hit what I hope is rock bottom for her at such a young age? Seriously, it bothers me that there are more restrictions, and punishment this stupid woman will endure now, for having killed a stupid cat, than for the drug abuse. The state of Colorado probably has a watchlist for bad pet owners and Danielle Blankenship will likely never be allowed to be within 10 feet of a cat. But she can smoke all the crack and smack she wants to because no one cares about humans harming themselves with drugs.
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Where Charlie Sheen Gets Tigerblood
Mar 8th
And apparently its full of sugar, which may explain his manic behavior lately.
The image above is from Seth Patrick, a North Carolina artist I admire. He even has a print of a Norfolk VA theater, the Naro here. Be sure to check out his other prints.
You know it is rare to see a celebrity so completely, utterly implode on live TV, but I get the feeling that Sheen is on a downward death spiral. I don’t think he will survive this ordeal. Without help his addictions, narcissism and ego is going to kill him.
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Mexican Drug Cartel Thinning the Clown Herds
Jan 6th
A couple of clowns were captured and tortured then murdered by the Mexican Druglords, probably because those clowns were acting funny.
A slow start fellas, let’s pick up the pace, shall we?
From Fox here:
Two street clowns were found dead in southeastern Mexico along with messages allegedly from a drug gang accusing them of working as army informers.
The clowns were found in bright costumes and makeup on a roadside Sunday in the city of Villahermosa, bearing signs of torture and a message accusing them of being army informers.
You know clowns make a pilgrimage every year in Mexico? Its like the swallows returning to Capistrano, but with red noses, huge clown feet, and the streets littered with frightened children and rape victims.
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Aug 23rd
To all those conservatives who used to complain that ebonics was not a language and did not need to be taught in school, Neeners to you, because the DEA is hiring someone with those unique language skills.
From the SmokingGun here with thanks to Don:
The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records.
A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a “DEA Sensitive” security clearance, will help investigators decipher the results of “telephonic monitoring of court ordered nonconsensual intercepts, consensual listening devices, and other media”
In contract documents Ebonics is listed among 114 languages for which prospective contractors must be able to provide linguists.
So the Narco units are run by all white Nebraska kids who don’t understand the street lingo?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 291 to HomeSchool: Kids Won’t Perform Scarface as School Play
Mar 30th
Actually, I’m not too sure how I feel about this at all. Guns in school? Mock gun battles? Calling a made-up trollop of a 5 year old a smack junkie? A mountain of popcorn that represents cocaine piled in front of a tiny cuban druglord? This is either very awful or totally EPIC.
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The most shocking part is I think this was a Christian Daycare Academy. Not really, I dunno, but could it possibly be a public school? Not likely, methinks. The parents in attendence sure seemed to like it. So what do you think? Shocked or awed?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Melvin Blevins Sentenced to 10 Years for Forcing Toddler to Smoke Pot
Sep 23rd
Well, that and having a ton of pot and enough guns to take over a town.
From AZCentral here:
An Ohio man who videotaped himself forcing his 18-month-old niece to smoke marijuana has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.
19-year-old Melvin Blevins of Pataskala was part of a marijuana-trafficking ring. A video recording showed him giving the toddler marijuana in a pipe while his girlfriend held her.
Blevins pleaded guilty in March to various drug and weapons charges, including distribution of marijuana to a person younger than 21. The girlfriend, 16-year-old Angel Dailey, pleaded guilty to child endangering and was sentenced in May to at least six months in juvenile detention.
Previous entries on this here and here.
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Sep 21st
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, called “Newark” there lived a Papa and a little boy. Papa was doing whatever he could to get by in today’s economy, which means he had to deal cocaine because the man keeps him down. But the bad people (cops) might come and take the Papa to prison, so Papa had to hide the cocaine in the pockets of the little boy. “Shhh,” said Papa. “This is candy, so I will get it later. Bad people can’t know I sell candy.” “Okay,” said the little boy as they went into the Day Care Center next to Lincoln Park. Daddy left the little boy all alone at the Day Care Center. So in order for the little boy to make friends, he shared the candy with the other children.
Poor Papa is now in jail
From NJ.Com here:
Shaheed Wright feared police were closing in on him, authorities say, so he hid his bags of cocaine in his son’s jacket pockets, telling the child that it was candy.
And when the boy arrived at his daycare center in Newark on Friday morning, he did what any other 4 year old might: The boy handed the white powder out to his friends.
One girl ate it.
She was rushed to Beth Israel Medical Center in Newark along with Wright’s son and two other boys from the day care suspected of eating cocaine. They all turned out to be fine and were released to their parents.
Wright, meanwhile, was arrested Friday afternoon in the hallway of his apartment building on South Munn Avenue in East Orange. The 25-year-old man is accused of endangering the welfare of a child, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute and other charges, including employing a juvenile in a narcotics scheme.
Why is it that you never want to picnic in any park called “Lincoln Park?” And why is it you never want your car to break down on street named Martin Luther King? So now the little boy has no Papa. If only he hadn’t shared the candy! He promises himself to never share anything again.
Sing it, Elvis!
Another story about bad ghetto candy is here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Note to Cops: When Testing New TASERS, Don’t Shoot the Duster Huffing Homeless Dude
Aug 25th
Police in Columbus Ohio finally got their TASERS for the department. The very next day they went huntin’ for huffers behind the local Staples and found Dan Wood, homeless and high on Duster Spray. So they set their TASERS on Flambe’.
From the Columbus Dispatch here:
It didn’t take Lancaster police long to discover a potential danger with their newly issued stun guns: They can set their targets on fire.
One day after officers received Tasers this week, two of them were patting out the flames on Daniel Wood, a 31-year-old homeless man who reportedly had been inhaling a chemical from a spray can to get high.
“Clearly, this is not the way we’d hoped to get started,” Bailey said. “But I’m glad the suspect is OK, and this gives us an opportunity to review how we will do things from this point.”
Okay, this is funny enough if you just imagine the cops of Reno 911 shooting this wild-eyed mulletized vagrant. His last name is WOOD, so of course he’s flammable! But this money quote from Fox18 is even better:
“He was kicking his arms and flailing around a lot. The police officers warned him that they’d Taser him if he didn’t calm down. Of course he didn’t. When they hit him [with the Taser] he just went ‘poof,’” recalled Ellis. That “poof” was a fire that ignited on 31-year-old Daniel Wood’s chest.
Thanks to Trench for the story! Want to see another Duster Huffer walking on sunshine?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 872 to HomeSchool: Your Daughter Won’t Be Expelled for Taking Birth Control
Aug 7th
Zero tolerance policies are created by liberals that are too afraid to use common sense because they are afraid of all judgments. All races, sexes, cultures, religions- they are all the same; can’t judge anyone or anything; dont use your brain to make distinctions, because for some reason that would be wrong. The same goes for drugs. There is no difference between aspirin and crack cocaine. Neither can be on school grounds, and the penalties are stupidly the same. This fact was learned the hard way by Fresia Jackson, an Oakton High School Senior in Fairfax, VA when she tried to take a birth control pill at school, earning her a 10 day suspension and threat of expulsion. Steve Colbert has this covered below:
The story was picked up by the local press here in the DC area. Check out this awesome excuse for why the 10 day suspension is the norm for any type of drug found on a student:
School Board Member Tessie Wilson says all drugs have to be considered potentially harmful.
“We can’t have teachers trying to determine what kind of drug it is, that’s too much of a burden on teachers,” Wilson says.
Wow, if the teachers are too retarded to tell the difference between birth control pills and heroin, what the hell are they doing being in charge of other peoples’ children?
To see more stupidity around school zero tolerance polices, see here and also here. Thanks to Cathy for the great story!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 13 to HomeSchool: Albino Fugly Crackhead Stripper Won’t Give Kids Crack, Pot, Booze and a Free Gangbang
May 26th
Meet Abbie Swogger. She is the next in a very long line of special education teachers who gets sexually aroused by children. This albino cracked-out former stripper threw a crack, beer and pot party for her 15-year-old son, several other high school kids and she even sprinkled in some runaway girls into the mix. For an encore, she tried to gangbang everyone in the room. That’s when the cops caught her. Now she is going to jail for three years followed by 36 years of probation.
From Pittsburgh channel here:
A former Highlands High School teacher’s aide, who threw an out-of-control party for teenagers at a New Kensington hotel room, has struck a plea deal with Allegheny County prosecutors. Under the terms, Swogger will go to prison for the next three to six years and serve a total of 36 years of probation.
Swogger threw a party and provided alcohol and drugs to minors at the Clarion Hotel in February 2008. She was also having sex with a 15-year-old boy and a 17-year-old boy in Natrona Heights, and stripping for teens and adult males in another home in Natrona Heights.
Police went to Swogger’s hotel room after being told that two female runaways may be there, and when they approached the door, they heard noise and music and a male voice yelling, “Bout time baby, you sexy.” Officers found empty and half-full cans of beer throughout the room, along with baggies of crack cocaine on a ledge above a door near a closet. Drug paraphernalia and a digital scale were in plain view.
Swogger was charged with involuntary sexual deviate intercourse, indecent assault, endangering the welfare of children, corruption of minors, furnishing liquor to minors, unlawful contact with minors and possession with intent to deliver.
But wait, there’s more! Check out some of the trial details of this crackwhore’s antics:
A 17-year-old boy testified yesterday that he carried on a months-long sexual relationship with a former teacher’s aide more than twice his age who regularly paid for beer and marijuana.
At one point after a 15-year-old boy testified about Swogger giving him oral sex, she mouthed the words to her son, “Don’t believe everything he says.” The 15-year-old is the 17-year-old’s brother.
Police arrested Ms. Swogger in February after she stayed overnight at the Clarion Hotel in New Kensington with several male and female juveniles. In the room, police found crack cocaine, the odor of marijuana, beer and used condoms. The 17-year-old said Ms. Swogger furnished $500 for the crack, which she planned to sell.
Ms. Swogger, a former exotic dancer, was a special-education aide at Highlands Senior High School. She resigned in February after police uncovered the hotel party as they searched for two runaway girls.
The girls ended up at the hotel with Ms. Swogger after they ran into the 15-year-old. One girl testified that Ms. Swogger stroked her thigh. “She said that she was bisexual and her goal was to get us all high and to have sex with us,” the girl said.
If this dangerous predator was a man, he would never see the light of day again. But since this is a woman, she gets to walk out of prison in just a few years. Click here for a list of other sex-crazed special education teachers.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...1:30 AM Music: Joe Cocker- “WTF Something, Something, My Friends, Something”
May 9th
My buddy Robb sent this to me earlier this week. This song is pure genius as it shows that Joe Cocker can absolutely butcher a Beatles song and still somehow make it sound pretty good. Its a Woodstock video with translations for the non-drug abuser. Stick with this thru to the awesome spastic air guitar solo at the end. Seriously, he looks like Corky having electric shock treatment.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Liberal Ideas That Don’t Work: Have a Block Party to Remember Those Lost to Violence
Apr 27th
The result of this idea? Nine shot, one fatally. The cops have made zero arrests, “’cause snitches are bitches, yo!”
From Jacksonville.Com here:
One person was shot and killed and another eight were wounded when someone opened fire on a block party near McDuff Avenue north of Interstate 10 late Saturday night.
Police identified the deceased as 21-year-old Dominique Andrew Waters of Jacksonville. The shooting happened about 9:30 p.m. at the 200 block of Bronson Street. About 200 people were attending the block party, when someone began shooting into the crowd.
Eddie Diamond, who was not at the block party, said it was to commemorate other people who have been lost to violence.
Eighteen fire and rescue units responded to the shooting. “At a couple of points it was so volatile and dangerous we could not enter the scene,” Bracey said. “Police told us to stay out.”
For liberals, there is little point to prosecute crime, especially among the poor. As long as those downtrodden blacks keep voting Democrat, that is all they care about. What costs more? A dedicated police task force to stamp out drugs and crime in a neighborhood? Or a massive response of police to a mass shooting with helicopters and all of the city’s ambulances on site?
You can take a virtual walk around this sunny neighborhood thanks to Google Streetview. As I looked at all of the boarded up empty homes, the bars on the windows of the few remaining open businesses, the trash in the streets- it made me instinctively look for car doors to lock. These guys, two blocks from the shooting, won’t even stop dealing drugs when the Google Street van drives by:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 720 to HomeSchool: Your Retarded Daughter Won’t Be Taught By Crackheads
Apr 17th
You know what they say? Crack suppresses your libido. The only reason this teacher wasn’t raping her retarded students is because she was high on crack all the time.
From the Baltimore Sun here:
The head of a city high school’s special-education department was arrested Wednesday at school administration headquarters on a warrant charging her with felony conspiracy to violate narcotics laws.
Victoria Carter, 58, was being held on $40,000 bail at Central Booking and Intake Center. Carter heads the Department of Special Education at Northwestern High School.
During the mid-March raid of Carter’s home, narcotics detectives seized 50 grams of suspected crack cocaine in the house, a weighing scale, a small quantity of crack cocaine in the Victoria Carter’s 2004 BMW, which was seized, and nearly $1,000. He said the seized crack cocaine had a street value of at least $4,000.
Of course, as with all teachers, she gets to keep her job and get paid to stay home until she is convicted of this crime in court.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 622 to HomeSchool: Illegal Alien Members of Mexican Drug Cartel Won’t Teach Your 6-Year-Old
Oct 10th
What the hell is wrong with Houston Area schools? If the teachers aren’t fingerbanging the asses out of their students, then the school board is hiring drug runners to teach Spanish to first graders!
From Chron.Com here:
Elena Aranda Ducoing, 40, a Splendora ISD first-grade teacher, was taken into custody at Greenleaf Elementary School after a months-long investigation, for marijuana and cocaine possession.
The teacher and her husband were trafficking marijuana, cocaine and methamphetamines, while laundering millions in cash during the past six months.
Ducoing’s husband, 47-year-old Roberto Munoz, was arrested one month ago on similar drug charges and has links to Los Zetas and the Gulf Cartel, a violent Mexican drug trafficking organization.
Ten pounds of marijuana and 3 grams of cocaine were found in the couple’s master bedroom closet and garage. Computers, documents, $2,300 in cash, a money counter machine, and items used to package and transport drugs and money were also seized.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement is also researching the couple’s citizenship status.
It is clear that the Houston area schools have completely given up any pretence of screening their teachers for violent pasts or criminal history. This is what you get with open borders and democrats in charge of the school system. Free sex and drugs for the little kids, provided by the teachers.
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Apr 6th
Angel Dailey is sweet 16 and is going to jail for a long time, right along with her degenerate Dad and Uncle. Dad and the uncle are going to the big house for having a ton of pot and 3.2 million bucks in the walls of their home. Sweet little Angel Dailey? She filmed herself on a video camera forcing an 18-month old little girl to smoke marijuana and then pawned the camera. The pawn shop owners called the cops.
Towelie Approves.
From the Columbus Dispatch here:
Angel Dailey, 16, was arrested this week and charged with giving marijuana to a toddler. She pleaded not guilty to two delinquency counts of corrupting another with drugs and one charge of child endangerment.
Angel Dailey was holding the child, who turns 2 this month, while causing her to take marijuana and/or other drugs. Police are reviewing a videotape that shows Dailey giving the toddler the drugs with the help of an 18-year-old man. The videotape came from a Columbus area pawn shop that received the camcorder on pawn. Employees contacted police after they watched the video that was left in the device.
Dailey is the daughter of a Donald Dailey arrested in March during a drug raid at his home after federal investigators pulled out $3.2 million in cash from the walls of his home and carried out 2,100 pounds of marijuana from a trailer parked in the driveway.
The feds should take the home and the clothes of these idiots’ backs. Oh, and Angel’s MySpace page dedicated to smoking pot is here. You know pot makes you stupid when you are a millionaire from selling pot but still make a MySpace page with references to illegal drugs all over it.
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