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LA Arsonist Was Son of Hollywood Whore UPDATE: Mom Extradition Over Failure to Pay for Boob Job
Jan 3rd
Harry Burkhart, the LA arsonist in jail under suspicion for having set 53 fires in the Hollywood area in retaliation for his Mom getting deported, was a deeply emotionally disturbed man because his Mom was a professional prostitute. That insight is revealed via this ABC video:
Note on this Hollywood whore’s website, she notes that she simply won’t bang men younger than her son.
So maybe Burkhart wasn’t torching cars in a pot-hazed act of support of Occupy Wall Street after all. With a whore for a Mom, running town to town like a gypsy, there is a lot to be angry about. But his home was still steeped in leftist values of far-eastern religious philosophy, overt sexuality, drugs, and addiction.
UPDATE! It is not a deportation. Its an extradition to Germany because the arsonist’s Mom, Dorothee Burkhart, ran out on a bill for breast augmentation surgery performed on her in Frankfurt.
From WTOP here:
The mother of a German man accused of setting numerous fires in Los Angles has been charged in Germany with 19 counts of fraud. Court documents unsealed Tuesday say Dorothee Burkhart was charged in Frankfurt in case in which she is accused of not paying for a 2004 breast-augmentation surgery.
Dorothee Burkhart made a brief appearance in federal court, seeming perplexed and repeatedly asked a magistrate judge where her son was.
She wondered aloud if he was dead or had disappeared, and at one point she stated that he is mentally ill.
Wow, all this over a boob job.
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We Could All Look Like Zoidberg
Nov 28th
Supposedly mankind at one point in our evolutionary history crept out of the ocean. Fast forward a billion years and we are the big ticket lottery winners of the race to the top of the food chain. But what if another critter managed to beat us out of that briny pool? Would we all look like Dr. Zoidberg?
Thanks to Steve Huff’s Tumblr Page:
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Going Galt on California
Nov 3rd
California is run by dangerous Democrats. The Governor of the state is allowing mobs to run rampant and shut down National Critical Infrastructure, namely, the port of Oakland, where many goods the nation receives is brought from overseas tankers. The moonbat mayor of Oakland, Jean Quan is throwing her full support behind the looters and mobs as the Occupy Oakland goons smash windows, destroy property and vandalize businesses.
I once worked for the Department of Homeland Security and understand the DHS mission to protect the National Critical Infrastructure- and ports are indeed a critical part of our national infrastructure. The steps taken to ensure that the free flow of goods remains uninterrupted are both costly and difficult, and lots of good people strive to make sure these assets are protected.
But when the Mayor of a city and a Governor of a State and the DHS Director and President all support the lunacy of mob action, the national critical infrastructure gets shut down.
Until the mobs go away, I will not be returning to California for business or pleasure. It simply is not safe. If the ports can be shut down, then so can airports, highways, railways, power plants and other critical infrastructure. I’m going Galt on California.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Biker on Mt Diablo
Oct 15th
Earlier today I took the rental car to the top of Mount Diablo outside of Walnut Creek, California. The weather was fantastic, and the winding road to the summit was crawling with cyclists- how I managed not to smush one in my grill was a miracle. I did manage to snap this photo, as well as take the panoramic photo below:
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Obama’s Policies on Illegal Immigration is Working!
Jul 30th
Illegal aliens are self-deporting themselves by the hundreds thanks to the aggressive policies from the Obama administration. What are those policies? It certainly isn’t enforcement of our immigration laws on the books. Its the fact that the economy is so bad that Mexicans are packing their duffel bags and heading back to Tijuana.
From the SacBee here:
There are fewer undocumented immigrants in California – and the Sacramento region – because many are now finding the American dream south of the border.
“It’s now easier to buy homes on credit, find a job and access higher education in Mexico,” Sacramento’s Mexican consul general, Carlos González Gutiérrez, said Wednesday. “We have become a middle-class country.”
Mexico’s unemployment rate is now 4.9 percent, compared with 9.4 percent joblessness in the United States.
An estimated 300,000 undocumented immigrants have left California since 2008
All those potential democrats fleeing the country?? What will the Demos do to force them to stay? I know! More free benefits and maybe a little amnesty?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Roaring Camp Trainride Through the Redwoods
May 30th
Today was such a very busy day playing tourist in the Silicon Valley area. I wanted to show Cartney and Jess big Redwood trees, and I knew the could see some out by Santa Cruz. Then we heard of the Roaring Camp and their trains through the Redwoods, so we headed there. I had no idea that the region puts on one of the largest and most elaborate Civil War Re-enactments in the State of California there, and we got to see quite a few spectacular sites, costumes, and hear cannons and muskets fire. We did get to ride the train. And we thought it was awesome.
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Jeff Dunham’s Hand Up Jerry Brown’s Ass?
Feb 2nd
Has anyone noticed that whenever you see Jerry Brown on TV, Comedian Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is no where to be seen? I’m pretty sure he has his arm stuffed up the Governor Jerry Brown’s ass and is making him talk, but having seen Jeff in concert, I can attest that his lips are probably moving while the Governor talks. Don’t understand what I’m talking about? Just compare photos of Jerry Brown and Walter.
I know Jerry Brown is being operated by a bad comedian because he keeps cracking jokes about raising taxes in a down economy, and is using the Egyptian revolt as the basis for it.
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Newest Spa Treatment- Steamed Vagina
Jan 12th
My buddy and frequent commenter Robb forwarded a business idea to me- we should corner the market in the region for being the providers of the vaginal steam bath therapy now being offered, where else, but in Southern California.
From the latimes here:
Pungent steam rises from a boiling pot of a mugwort tea blended with wormwood and a variety of other herbs. Above it sits a nude woman on an open-seated stool, partaking in a centuries-old Korean remedy that is gaining a toehold in the West.
Vaginal steam baths, called chai-yok, are said to reduce stress, fight infections, clear hemorrhoids, regulate menstrual cycles and aid infertility, among many other health benefits. In Korea, many women steam regularly after their monthly periods.
At Daengki Spa in Koreatown, a 45-minute V-Herbal Therapy treatment can be had for $20 a squat.
So for twenty bucks you can git a “clit shvitz.” You can get a “steamed bearded clam.” Or a “boiled ham sammich.” A “Blanched Bush.” A “Vaporized vajajay.” A “Poached Pootang.” Did I miss one?
This new treatment will go great with the fishy feet treatment.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Ruh-Roh Shaggy!
Nov 11th
Saw this Vee-Dub bus painted like the Mystery Machine in front of Old Man Healy’s car wash parking lot out here in Huntington Beach CA. It also had scary ghost face decals in the rear windows. It smelled like bong water and Scooby Snacks. I didn’t see any meddling kids anywhere- they must have split up to look for clues.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Jerry Brown Helped Exterminate Black People
Oct 18th
The elderly liberal whackjob Jerry Brown, running for Governor of California, promoted a madman who would be famous for killing more blacks in modern history than any other man. Yep, he wrote glowing letters of recommendation and support for Jim Jones and his Peoples’ Temple when he had previously served as Governor.
Gov. Moonbeam Jerry Brown & The Rev. Jim Jones, leader of the People’s Temple Cult
From MaroonedinMarin here:
The deaths of 900 plus could have been prevented if not for Jones’ liberal enablers in California
Jones was allied with Jerry Brown, Harvey Milk, Willie Brown and the liberal who’s who in California. He even met with Walter Mondale and Rosalynn Carter. Jerry Brown shared the pulpit at a Temple Ceremony in 1977 when Jones was given the Martin Luther King Jr. award by the outrageous “Rev.” Cecil Williams (who once used his Glide Memorial Church to host a prostitute convention). Later in 1977, Jones and his flock (mostly black) left San Francisco after stories of beatings and abuse finally became known, after being censored by the press for the previous five years. Jones led his flock to commit suicide (many including children were killed), after Temple gunmen killed Rep. Leo Ryan in Jonestown, Guyana in 1978.So what about that, libs? Jerry Brown and other California liberals were friends with and supported by a maniac who killed more blacks than any single Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.
According to Wikipedia, Jim Jones made his decision to flee San Francisco when he was phoned by a reporter who had several recommendations in her hand from the Governor Jerry Brown saying what great work Jones was doing. But in fact, he was an abusive priest of his own cult and that story was about to break wide open.
Increasing media scrutiny based upon allegations by former members placed further pressure on Jones in 1977, in particular, an article by Marshall Kilduff in New West Magazine. Just before publication of the New West piece, editor Rosalie Wright telephoned Jones to read him the article. Wright explained that she was only doing so before publication because of “all the support letters we received on your behalf, from the Governor of California (Jerry Brown)” and others. While still on the phone listening to the allegations contained in the article, Jones wrote a note to Temple members in the room with him that said, “We leave tonight. Notify Georgetown (Guyana).”
After Jim Jones left for Guyana, he encouraged Temple members to follow him there. The population grew to over 900 people by late 1978. Those who moved there were promised a tropical paradise, free from the supposed wickedness of the outside world.
And of course we now have the famous phrase of “drinking the Kool-Aid” because of what Jim Jones and his blind followers did there. And with so many liberals in California on Jerry Brown’s bandwagon, it seems like most of them have been drinking the Kool-Aid too.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Arnold Sends a Message
Oct 28th
A California assemblyman, who heckled Republican California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, received a specially crafted message in the veto note of his pet project bill, effectively shooting down a request to modify a San Fran shipyard district into new waterfront housing. And its classic Arnold too, the best message since Commando.
From the hilarious story at Fox News here:
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger typically attaches a message to bills he signs or vetoes telling lawmakers why he took the action.
A Democratic assemblyman who heckled the governor during a recent event in San Francisco actually received two messages: the veto letter itself and a not-so-subtle rebuke creatively hidden within it.
Like a find-the-word puzzle, the second message was visible by stringing together the first letter of each line down the left-hand margin. It consisted of a common four-letter vulgarity followed by the letters “y-o-u.”
“My goodness. What a coincidence,” said Schwarzenegger spokesman Aaron McLear. “I suppose when you do so many vetoes, something like this is bound to happen.”
Here is the Commando line:
Many thanks to Robb for the story!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Reason 730 to HomeSchool: Your Daughter Won’t Get Gang Raped at Homecoming
Oct 27th
Granted, if you are homeschooling, you will avoid dances altogether, but now with the added benefit of avoiding gang rape. A girl was gang raped on school property in Richmond, California. Students and teens in the area stood around cheering and taking pictures on their cellphone cameras.
The school’s response is to blame the parents for not picking up the students. And school surveillance cameras are broken and won’t be fixed until next week.
The shocking story from ABC here:
An official with the school district where a 15-year-old girl was brutally gang raped outside the homecoming dance defended school security, saying that when the students leave the dance, “we don’t take them home.”
As many as 20 people may have either watched or participated in a vicious rape of the Richmond High School teenager that lasted for more than two hours in a dimly lit corner of the sprawling campus.
Rather than call for help, some of the students took pictures. Police have arrested two suspected rapists but believe that between four and seven people could have participated while as many as a dozen stood and watched.
The school spokesman said it’s up to parents to make sure their children get safely home from these types of dances. The spokesman added, “The dance itself was a success in terms of safety. Nothing happened at the event. We’re currently exploring our protocols to make sure that we can expand them, and make sure that this isolated incident doesn’t get repeated again.”
The girl left the high school’s homecoming dance alone around 9:30 p.m. Saturday to get a ride home with her dad. Instead, she met up with a group of people who were drinking on the edge of campus.
The series of events that occurred over the next 2½ hours got more severe and more vicious to where she was ultimately gang raped and beaten, and her injuries were so severe that she had to be sent to the hospital in a helicopter. Police officers found the girl semi-conscious, curled up near a lunch table.
School officials had recently approved a “very costly” security system, but that it had not yet been installed. Security cameras already installed in the school are not believed to be functional, he said, but there were no cameras pointed at the spot where the rape happened.
Richmond High School has a banner outside naming it “most improved.“
What a successful dance! Only one girl was nearly murdered due to sexual assault and rape. Most improved indeed!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Dude, Forest Fires Harsh Smokey’s Buzz
Aug 18th
Bigfoot country is going up in smoke. I traveled through this part of the country last year when I was at my last job and was saddened to hear how hundreds of homes had to be evacuated in that area due to forest fires. Now Fox News is reporting that some California wildfires further south were due to pot farmers who let their cooking fire get out of control. I just wrote last month about how the illegal pot farms were poisoning the California forests.
From Fox here:
Investigators said Tuesday they believe marijuana growers with possible ties to Mexican drug cartels caused an 88,650-acre wildfire in northern Santa Barbara County, and there are many more pot farms hidden in remote areas around the nation.
“No pun intended, it’s a growing problem,” U.S. Forest Service Special Agent Russ Arthur said.
Arthur said an unspecified “cooking device” left at an encampment by suspected drug traffickers sparked the blaze on Aug. 8 that has scorched more than 137 square miles of brush and timber and briefly threatened two dozen ranches and homes.
About 30,000 marijuana plants and an AK-47 assault rifle were found near the origin of the blaze in a remote canyon in Los Padres National Forest.
Mexican drug cartels huh? You mean that people who cross the border illegally commit other crimes too? I thought they were all here to pick lettuce?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 811 to HomeSchool: Economics teacher Won’t Get Busted Trying to Rape Children He Meets on Myspace
Nov 26th
Meet Scott Dietlin. He’s in his mid thirties, his hairline is quickly receding, and he has to friggin’ teach high school kids for a living. He sees middle age rushing toward him and has nothing to show for a successful run at life thus far. Basically, his life sucks, and he knows it. So he decided to blow off steam by having a MySpace hookup with a hot chick. But the hot chick was 15. And he didn’t care.
As it turned out, the girl was fictional. A couple of High School boys created the fake profile of the 15 year old on MySpace. As it turns out, the profile caught a sex predator who happened to also be a high school teacher. At first the prank on the teacher was funny, but when Dietlin sent the boys photos of himself naked, the boys laughed their asses off and then called the cops. Now Dietlin will be teaching the “History of anal rape in American Prisons in the 21st century” and the “Economics of swapping cigarettes for sexual favors and other privileges.”
From MercuryNews here:
A Petaluma high school teacher was arrested Saturday morning after setting up an illicit date with a person he believed was a 15-year-old girl.
Scott Eugene Dietlin, 34, a teacher of History and Economics at Casa Grande High School, was arrested in San Mateo on Saturday after showing up for a date with “Jackie,” a teenage persona created on MySpace by two teen boys.
The 15-year-old San Mateo County boys posted the online profile as a joke. When Dietlin allegedly contacted “Jackie” in April, the boys initially played along.
Over time, the communication included sexually explicit e-mails and text messages. At one point, Dietlin sent “Jackie” a naked photo of himself. The boys finally decided to call police.
Burlingame police began posing as “Jackie” and set up a date at a location in San Mateo on Saturday. Dietlin showed up that morning and was taken into custody. His bail has been set at $550,000.
If, at some point during any online romance, you find yourself standing alone in a room, naked, ready to take a picture of yourself with a digital camera, just go ahead and save the heartache and time of everyone involved, and email it to the local police department. Then they will come and take you to jail. You are too stupid to live amongst us civilized people.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Hippie Infestation Ends in Berkeley
Sep 9th
Finally, after 21 months, the dirtbags that were blocking the bulldozers in UC Berkeley have been shaken from the trees. Cartman would have cleared them out in 21 minutes.
From Fox News here:
UC Berkeley officials are preparing to remove the last remaining tree-sitters protesting a planned sports center next to Memorial Stadium.
The protest began 21 months ago in an effort to prevent the campus from clearing an oak grove to make room for the new sports center. But the university has cut most of the trees after getting court clearance last week.
The university has refused to meet the protesters’ demand that it donate $6 million to environmental and Native American groups as part of an agreement for the tree-sitters to come down voluntarily.
The kicker is they did not negotiate for their own charges to be dropped. Pity.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Lock Your Doors in Bigfoot Country
Sep 4th
Its my last night on the West Coast and I didn’t have anything planned so I set out on my own adventure. I was in Mountain View, CA and really wanted to see the ocean, and maybe get some seafood for dinner. I checked the map, saw an interesting curvy road that went from Saratoga to Santa Cruz, so I put the pedal down and made the trip down California’s State Road 9.
There were several wineries on the side roads, one of which was the Paul Masson winery, which made me giggle thinking of Orson Wells chugging a glass of champagne and scolding TV viewers “We will sell no wine before its time.” Outtakes of that commercial is above via YouTube.
The next thing about the trip that was unusual was the sudden temperature drop when I left the Valley and crested the ridge into a Redwood Forest. Those trees were big, and they were menacingly close to the road on several occasions too.
As the road curved among trees and switchbacks, a few small towns came and went. In Felton, I saw the funniest tourist trap- The Bigfoot Discovery Museum!
Finally the road wound down into Santa Cruz. I expected a bright, hip, colorful beach town. Instead I saw a dirty town full of burnouts, homeless, crackheads and hippies. The homes had bars on the windows and the convenience store refused to let anyone use their bathrooms. I had to use the john in a scary laundromat, the first I’ve seen in California. And nope, I didn’t stay to eat any seafood.
So if you are travelling through Bigfoot Country, lock your doors. Hippie crackhead hitchhikers may decide they need a ride to the tofu palace.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Voter Blames Bush for Rainbows in Her Sprinkler
Aug 6th
Yeah, the nefarious government is out to get this woman in Northern California. How? By putting chemicals in her ground water that causes her sprinkler to produce rainbows in the sun, which, according to her thrilling play by play account, didn’t happen twenty years ago. Click the play button to marvel at her stupidity.
The woman is convinced that the HAARP project, which operates out of Alaska to detect electromagnetic interference that mucks with military and civilian communications is beaming mind control waves into her brain. Such waves causes her house to shake. And it makes the dark parts of the moon light up at night.
I honestly don’t know which is worse: her abject paranoia, her video editing skills, or her lack of scientific understanding.
The woman is obviously borderline paranoid schizophrenic and needs professional help. But it is interesting to note that even crazy bitches can be popular on YouTube, and will willingly document their descent into madness.
I asked my wife who paranoid people thought were out to get them when there was no CIA or US government conspiracies. She said, “The pope. People were convinced the Church was spying on them all the time.”
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Go See Bottle Shock
Jul 30th
This looks like it is going to be a great American movie about the wine tasting in 1976 that shocked the world by naming a California Chardonnay superior to it French counterparts. Wow, I am predicting Oscar. The movie’s official site is here.
Click to see the trailer. Thanks to Debbie Schlussel for the story, with more backstory here.
I would love to know how Virginia’s wines stack up.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Liberals Hate the Homeless
Jan 18th
One of the most liberal cities in the country, Los Angeles, has the highest concentration of homeless in the country. And the city, run by Democrats, does nothing to reduce the homeless population. They almost seem to encourage it by donating cash to the victims and allowing them to stay homeless rather than getting them the medical help they need or prosecuting them for their outstanding criminal warrants.
Victim of a Democrat-run city.
Now comes this latest story of a lawsuit by a paraplegic homeless man who was dumped in the gutter of Skid Row.
From Reuters here:
A mentally ill paraplegic man filed a lawsuit on Thursday against a hospital that dumped him in a gutter on Los Angeles’ “Skid Row.”
Gabino Olvera, 42, sued the Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center for negligence and elder abuse after it discharged him in February 2007, took him across town in a van and left him in a soiled hospital gown without a wheelchair in the heart of the city’s homeless area.
Witnesses who came to Olvera’s aid said they saw him dragging himself on the ground with hospital papers and documents clenched in his teeth while the driver sat in her van and applied makeup before driving off.
The incident was captured by security cameras at a nearby homeless shelter.
The Olvera case was one of about 50 reported incidents in the past 12 months of sick, confused and homeless patients being left by ambulances in the 50-block area of downtown Los Angeles thought to have the highest concentration of homeless people in the United States.
In Los Angeles, an estimated 12,000 people, many of them mentally ill or addicted to drugs and alcohol, live and sleep on the streets of the area known as Skid Row.
I have written previously about the abuse of homeless people on Skid Row in Los Angeles, including murder for sport and insurance fraud here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Nation’s Dumbest Heart Surgeon Exposed
Nov 16th
ABC News ran what it thought was a sting to expose the nefarious plots of Nigerian email scammers. The scammers were pumping a California Heart Surgeon, by the name of Timothy Sloan, out of cash totalling over 300,000 dollars. But the scammers needed only 25k more to buy a chemical to wash black ink off of the rest of the 15 million dollars the greedy surgeon was expecting. It wasn’t money. It was black construction paper.
Watch and laugh:
ABC did not expose the scammers. They exposed the dumbest surgeon in the nation. He wasn’t upset about the loss of money, but about “the broken trust!”
Here is the background information on Dr. Sloan. He served probation for doing something else stupid, but the records don’t say.
Tim Sloan had a rough childhood too. He was constantly blowing his allowance on the gimmicky prizes on the back of the comic books, and he has a whole video library on Super 8 of him complaining to his father about how the gizmos wouldn’t work. At one point he complained that the X-Ray glasses didn’t let him see through Sara Millings’ skirt at school, and he was “deeply hurt” about the broken trust between him and his comic books.
He was constantly seeing a therapist after repeatedly being abducted by strangers under the guise of free candy or free puppies.
And he recently cashed in his 401k plan on a hot stock tip that showed up in his email, but was disappointed because the stock was not a “hot mover” like it promised. He angrily fired off an email to complain to the person that sent it to him, and when it bounced, he screamed at the ceiling “Where is the trust in this world???!!!”
Seriously, if you need a medical procedure, get a different doctor.
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