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Bill Whittle Discusses Why it Matters That Obama Ate Dogs
May 1st
Obama came from a broken home where both parents were anti-American socialists at best, communists at worst. He was eventually raised by a grandmother who sent Obama’s mom to a radical socialist school. These things matter. Yes Obama ate a dog because he was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia where people eat dogs. This doesn’t make him world travelled or more culturally diverse. It makes him alien to our culture. Watch as Bill explains:
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Loading ...Dogs Wear Hoodies Too
Apr 29th
The most lulzy poster ever was spotted at a conservative protest featuring a dog in a hoodie and a message for Barack Obama who, by the way, ate a dog.
@JennQPublic so freaking hilarious! twitter.com/BelchSpeak/sta…
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) April 29, 2012
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Washed Up 80′s Band Thinks They Coined “Oh Yeah.”
Apr 27th
One hit wonder band Yello is going to sue Karl Rove and his Political Action Committee because an anti-Obama campaign commercial uses the phrase “Oh Yeah” three times.
From Buzzfeed here:
Swiss electronica band, Yello — whose biggest hit, “Oh yeah,” was made famous in the final scene of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off— are objecting to what sounds like a sample of the track in an anti-Obama ad this week.
The commercial, titled “Cool,” was released by Karl Rove’s Super PAC American Crossroads, and mocks President Obama for being an ineffectual “celebrity.” Throughout the ad, a deep-voiced “Oh yeah,” similar to the one in Yello’s song, is repeated three times.
“Yello were not asked, and would not have given permission for such a political campaign,” band spokesman Peter Vizthum told BuzzFeed. “We’ll have the legal options checked here.”
Excuse me, but I think the Kool-Aid guy wants a word with you.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Needs a Campaign Slogan
Apr 25th
I like the Slogan “We’re all fucked, so enjoy the Volt.”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Obama Ate a Dog
Apr 17th
So the Democrats and Obama fans are trying to criticize Romney and his family for putting their dog on the roof of the car in a portable kennel while on family vacations. Twitter fired back to remind everyone that Obama used to eat Benji on a regular basis while he was a muslim child in Indonesia.
#ObamaAteADogBut not the belly because that’s not HALAL
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) April 18, 2012
Barack, a Schnauzer is a dog not a German sausage. #ObamaAteADog
— Keith Fierro (@kjfierro) April 18, 2012
RT @GPollowitz: “Ask my dog if I engage in appeasement” #obamaateadog
— jacobkornbluh (@jacobkornbluh) April 18, 2012
#ObamaAteADogBelch.Com‘s Chinese Puppy Paw Recipe: belch.com/blog/2008/02/2…
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) April 18, 2012
Obama was a food critic with the Harvard Paw Review. #ObamaAteADog
— Nick Rizzuto (@Nick_Rizzuto) April 18, 2012
Obama ate the dog that ate his birth certificate. #ObamaAteADog
— Keith Fierro (@kjfierro) April 18, 2012
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Obama Killed Space Program; Space Shuttle Does DC Victory Lap
Apr 17th
Obama’s biggest accomplishment outside of record deficits, government bailouts, Solyndra, and debt, might be the complete and utter decimation of the United States Space Program. The oldest and most die hard space ship ever created was sent to pasture today by Obama’s administration who thought free health care was more important than investing in science. And the 747 pilot made sure to do a victory lap over the White House.
I’ve noted before about Obama killing the Space Program, and others are reiterating it today. From PJ O’Rourke in the FreeBeacon here:
But the U.S. space program is short of machinery, muddled about goals, and low in morale. The space shuttle has been retired. Thousands of NASA employees and contractors lost their jobs. We have no way to get a man into space except by asking Vladimir Putin, “Mother Russia, May I?”
The Bush-era Constellation program, with its moon and Mars capabilities, was canceled. Neil Armstrong called the decision “devastating.”
Maybe private corporations can fill in the gap left by the Space cancellation, but I’m not hopeful.
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Change I Can Believe In: Obama’s Worst Week of his Presidency
Mar 31st
Obama has been dealt a string of setbacks and embarrassments unlike anything ever seen in American politics this week.
From AmericanThinker here:
- Last Friday, Mr. Obama wandered into the killing of Trayvon Martin. Aided by his ignorance of the situation, knee-jerk prejudices and tendency toward racial profiling, Mr. Obama played a heavy hand in elevating a tragic situation in which a teenager was killed into a full-blown hot race fight. He veered off into this bizarre tangent about how he and the poor dead kid look so much alike they could be father and son. It was election-year race-pandering gone horribly wrong.
- While in South Korea he was caught on a hidden mic negotiating with the president of our longest-standing rival on how to sell America and her allies down the river once he gets past the next election.
- Meanwhile, the Supreme Court took up Obamacare, the single most important achievement of Mr. Obama’s presidency and, boy, was it embarrassing. By most accounts, Mr. Obama and his stuttering lawyers were all but laughed out of the courthouse.
- Mr. Obama closed his week pulling off a nearly unimaginable feat: He managed to totally and completely unify the nastily-fighting Democrats and Republicans in Congress. Late Wednesday night, they unanimously voted — 414 to zip — to reject the budget Mr. Obama had presented.
Nothing says “Go sit on the bench, Rookie!” like a bitchslap from your own party in Congress rejecting your budget. I hope Obama has a worst week come November.
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Mar 25th
To President Obama, everyone is a close ally and all small countries really “punch above their weight” and now foreigners are heckling his dumb ass. Thanks to Daniel Knauf.
Such a great president we have. So sophisticated. So sincere. So not an absolutely embarrassing buffoon. youtube.com/watch?v=erYpXz…
— Daniel Knauf (@Daniel_Knauf) March 25, 2012
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Obama’s Softer Side
Nov 17th
This is how you catch Venezuelan Trenchmouth. Or Cancer. Anyone else think ol’ Barry is the bottom in this relationship?
Makes me think that all of Benetton’s clothing is STICKY.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators Take on Obama Downgrade
Aug 9th
The guy at the end laughing and holding the white, blue and red flag? That’s the Russian flag.
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Shoulda Seen This Coming
Aug 9th
Barack is an anagram for Ackbar.
The downgrade, the stock market crash, the coming depression. How’s that hope and change working out for all you young liberals? Thanks to my nephew Nate for the idea.
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URGR8ing Has Hilarious Captions
Jul 11th
Robb, frequent commenter here, has a great twitter account where he takes news photos from Drudge and recaptions them. Here is one of his latest and funniest:
"William, their president is bowing to us again." "Just smile this time. I know. It's kinda creepy"
If you are on twitter, you should follow his captions.
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Obama Played PlayStation While Generals Ran Osama Kill
May 3rd
A photo released by the White House shows Obama in the situation room playing with his PlayStation while the adults with all of the stars on their collars got business done.
Maybe the let Obama play SOCOM4 while the raid was going on. He controlled Navy Seals on the flatscreen, which is why he smugly took so much credit for the raid.
You know, the White House smudged out the Classified documents on the table. If they had smudged out the controller in his hands, this photo might look kinda heroic. Now it looks absolutely asinine.
Woops! This was a photoshopped photo. The original is here.
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Shocker Obama Wanted to be a Pirate
Apr 25th
Obama’s single mother, who chased exotic men around the world, dressed her kid as a pirate. And here I didn’t even know they celebrated Halloween in Indonesia. Lord knows he’s busy plunderin’ America today.
In an upcoming ish of bird cage liner from the New York Times, the rag asks Why She Went? My guess would be the answer for most single Moms: Stripper Poles were abundant.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...How Obama Supporters Feel About Libya
Mar 27th
They are too stupid to be able to draw any realistic comparisons to Iraq and Bush, who actually got a Congressional mandate to support the 17 UN resolutions with military action. Obama gets one flimsy UN resolution condemning violence and he uses that to bomb Libya without Congressional approval while he was vacationing in Rio.
Thanks to HotAir for the link.
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Islam Means Misogyny: Female Protesters Must Pass Whore Checkpoint
Mar 24th
The Middle East essentially caught fire after Egypt’s uprising for freedom captured the world’s, and most importantly, the left’s attention. The left has love a good ol’ fashioned mob uprising since the days of the French Revolution. Now come the horrors behind the uprising. In this case, women were fingerbanged by guards to ensure that they were virgins. This “Whore Check” was caught on video too. Yee haw.
From the MailOnline here:
Women arrested by the Egyptian police during protests in Cairo’s Tahrir Square were subjected to forced ‘virginity tests’, according to Amnesty International. Amnesty today said that the women had been beaten, given electric shocks and then subjected to strip searches while being photographed by male soldiers. They were then given ‘virginity checks’ and threatened with prostitution charges if medics ruled they had had sex, according to the charity.
Salwa Hosseini, 20, said she had been arrested and taken to a military prison in Heikstep where she was forced to strip and then searched by a female guard.
She told the charity a number of male soldiers were watching through two open doors and a window and it was at that point they took photographs.
This story is put out now to ensure that Libya doesn’t garner all the attention while Obama takes the country to a third war against Muslims. And while I’m reluctant to believe what a leftist organization like Amnesty International puts out, it does seem to jibe with many of the muslim atrocities against women that are routinely perpetuated.
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Obama Earns His Nobel Prize by Trading UK Nuke Secrets to Russia
Feb 5th
Remember when Obama stupidly won the nobel prize for just being cool and inspiring? The committee mentioned that Obama would bring about an end to a world with nuclear weapons.
Via Reuters here in 2009:
The committee said it attached “special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons,” saying he had “created a new international climate.”
So how was Obama going to achieve a move toward a nuke weaponless world? By disarming his own nation and giving nuclear secrets of our closest allies to the Russians. Wikileaks state department cables reveal, according to the Telegraph:
The US secretly agreed to give the Russians sensitive information on Britain’s nuclear deterrent to persuade them to sign a key treaty.
Information about every Trident missile the US supplies to Britain will be given to Russia as part of an arms control deal signed by President Barack Obama next week.
Defence analysts claim the agreement risks undermining Britain’s policy of refusing to confirm the exact size of its nuclear arsenal.
Obama is famous for throwing people under the bus. Now he has thrown Britain under there too all so he can claim some type of leftist fame for getting rid of a few nukes.
Now that the wikileaks cable has shone the light on this, I can tell you what will happen- Those trident missiles won’t be manufactured in the US anymore. British and French companies make fine missiles too and will be happy to get the money. Obama just put lots of more people out of work in the US.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Thinks Dog Murderer Vick is Super Cool
Dec 29th
Megyn Kelly does a great job reminding her viewers just what it was that Michael “Ron Mexico” Vick did to his dogs. And the NAACP and Obama think Vick is awesome despite his past.
So does Vick deserve Presidential praise? Or were his crimes too heinous?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators Cover Obama’s Busted Lip
Nov 28th
My Chinese is a bit rusty, but I think they are saying that Obama was suffering from a turkey dinner overdose when he caught that elbow in the face.
By the way, I think Obama is the only one in the USA right now fully covered by Obamacare.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 6) Loading ...Obama Failed With Civilian Trials of Gitmo Detainees
Nov 18th
Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder are the big losers with the trial of Ahmed Ghailani in New York. Instead of trying Ghailani in a military tribunal as the war criminal he is, Obama had to extend constitutional rights to a foreign terrorist. Despite confessing to murdering hundreds of people, key testimony and evidence was withheld at the trial because Ghailani was interrogated by intelligence agents.
HotAir’s Ed Morrisey says its time for Eric Holder to resign. I agree. He says here:
Holder should hand in his resignation before he makes the same mistake with the other terrorists our military and intelligence assets risked their lives to keep off the battlefield forever. His continued presence insults their work, insults Congress, and insults our desire for justice for 9/11, the USS Cole bombing, the two embassy bombings, and the other terrorist attacks and plots we’ve managed to stop through a forward strategy on the war on terror. If a resignation is not forthcoming, the Senate and House Judiciary committees should start hearings to determine why Holder remains in this position.
Liberals love it when the guilty go free and unpunished. Watch as they celebrate a slap on the wrist for a known terrorist.
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