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So Where is That Gay Gene?
Mar 12th
I follow Brendle What on Twitter. He has a way to mine the twitterstream for shocking nuggets, and his latest series of retweets were pretty shocking. Seems that the hashtag #ToMyUnbornChild was trending and this is what @brendlewhat collected:
I have been saying for a long time that I don’t believe that homosexuality is a genetic thing- it is a choice. Mankind are rational beings and we can choose to control our sexual impulses. It is what sets us apart from the animals. To argue that gays have the absolute inability to choose anything other than their own sexual preference is to reduce gays to the level of the animal, and to me that is bigoted and wrong. I have no problem with gays making their choices- just don’t try to pretend that those choices somehow entitle gays to special treatment.
But whoa- if it is a genetic thing, abortion will bring about an end to this genetic offshoot, if these tweets predict anything.
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Glitterbomb Muhammad and the Kaaba
Feb 11th
You know who really hated gays and wouldn’t let them get married? Muhammad. And since glitterbombing is an acceptable form of protest, all gay rights activists should march on Mecca and try to glitterbomb the Kaaba. Nothing will show solidarity like a thousand leftists tossing glitter at the height of the haaj.
So why do Muslims hate the gays so much? Well Muhammad (who married and had sex with a 6 year old girl), thought all gays deserved to be killed because what they did was just an abomination to the moon god.
According to the Hadith:
al-Tirmidhi, Sunan 1:152 – [Muhammad said] “Whoever is found conducting himself in the manner of the people of Lot, kill the doer and the receiver.”
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Navy Women Finally Coming Home Without Being Pregnant
Dec 21st
Some chick that looks like Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother arrived ashore with a golden ticket in her hand giving her the happy privilege of having the first kiss upon homecoming.
Supposedly this is controversial, but gays have been running down the gangplanks for centuries (if you know what I mean) upon returning from a voyage. Good for Petty Officer Gaeta. She strikes me as a fine seaman and an asset to the Navy. This wasn’t a stunt to push an agenda, either. I don’t object to women aboard ships, nor do I object to gays in the military if they serve with honor and distinction. But far too many women have returned from a voyage pregnant, and it is that kind of fraternization that I object to.
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Transexual Freakazoid Mutilates People with Fix-a-Flat
Nov 20th
A man who hated his own body so much that he transformed himself into a huge-assed ugly woman has been running around injecting a homemade compound of cement, superglue and fix-a-flat into stupid peoples’ asses to provide a cheap cosmetic alternative to plastic surgery.
From the MailOnline here:
A ‘fake doctor’ suspected of injecting a woman’s bottom with cement, super glue and tyre sealant to give her a more ‘shapely’ rear has been arrested.
Oneal Ron Morris, who by his own picture appears to have undergone the ‘butt-boosting’ procedure himself, is accused of administering the potentially lethal shots to at least one victim. The 30-year-old, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman, was detained in Florida yesterday for the alleged incident in May 2010.
Miami Gardens Police Department Sgt William Bamford said Morris first met with the as-yet unidentified victim to discuss the procedure. He said: ‘They agreed on the price of $700, which was intended for cosmetic purposes.’ But instead, police say the victim was given a series of injections containing cement, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tyre inflator and sealant.
The incision was sealed with super glue. Shortly after the surgery was carried out, she went on to suffer ‘severe complications’.
This man needs serious therapy to address the multiple mental illnesses he is suffering from. Of course liberals don’t think anything is wrong with sex changes or sexualization and fetishistic exploitation of a body part, but this is just simply sick. And trying to inflate stupid peoples’ asses with fix-a-flat is criminal, although immensely hilarious.
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Obama Says America Has Gone Soft
Sep 30th
I think he’s right. Our President used to ride mountain bikes. Now he rides girl bikes with a sissy helmet.

The real reason America is going “soft?” Check out the boner killer in chief:
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The Taiwanese Say: Jesse Jackson Craved Gay Sex From Staffer
Sep 22nd
Now I know why Jesse Jackson calls his professional “shakedown” outfit “Rainbow Push.” A Rainbow Push is how you evacuate a bloody inseminated stools- just ask any bottom. But push too hard, you wind up with a pink sock. Maybe that’s how victims of Jesse Jackson’s racial shakedown operations feel?
That staffer sure doesn’t seem to be asking for very much. He should up his claim to at least 10 million bucks.
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Chastity Bono Is a Fat Idiot
Jun 18th
Chastity Bono wanted to be a man, but she was faced with a dilemma- she hates penises so much that she never wants to be able to see one. Solution? Get so fat you can’t see it anymore. It’s easy, but expensive, but not really a problem if your Mom is superstar, mega-rich Cher-
- Step 1: Go Gay
- Step 2: Replace your smelly unused vaj with a mechanical sausage
- Step 3: Get Fat
- Step 4: ??
- Step 5: Profit!
If she drives away her girlfriend because she becomes so unattractively fat, will she resort to dating gay men? It is rather sad to watch this 42 year old woman struggle with her depression and mental illness. She is using self mutilation, both sexual mutilation and dietary mutilation, to punish herself.
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Toronto Couple Work Hard to Screw Up Their Kids
May 27th
This is the purest definition of moonbat parents. They want to force their children to deliberately be gay. By refusing to allow anyone to know what their kids’ gender is, if the kids choose to be anything other than gay upon maturity, they will invoke the wrath of their parents in the unlikely event that they somehow manage to stay together.
Here’s the steps on how to ruin your children.
- Don’t get married.
- Give your kids retarded names.
- Don’t let them get haircuts.
- Make the boys wear pink clothing and girly jewelry
- Ignore any genetic or hormonal roles that gender plays
- Worse, punish the children for being the gender they are born, force them to accept all alternatives
- Don’t provide any type of structured environment in home or in education
- Don’t bring the kids around grandparents for fear that they might ruin your gender reassignment idiocy
From the TorontoStar here:
The email sent recently by Kathy Witterick and David Stocker of Toronto, Canada to announce the birth of their baby, Storm, was missing one important piece of information. “We’ve decided not to share Storm’s sex for now–a tribute to freedom and choice in place of limitation, a stand up to what the world could become in Storm’s lifetime (a more progressive place? …),” it said.
That’s right. They’re not saying whether Storm is a boy or a girl.
There’s nothing ambiguous about the baby’s genitals. But as Stocker puts it: “If you really want to get to know someone, you don’t ask what’s between their legs.” So only the parents, their two other children (both boys), a close friend, and the two midwives who helped deliver the now 4-month-old baby know its gender. Even the grandparents have been left in the dark.
Stocker, a teacher at an alternative school, says that kids receive messages from society that encourage them to fit into existing boxes, including with regard to gender.
The couple’s other two children, Jazz and Kio, haven’t escaped their parents’ unconventional approach to parenting. Though they’re only 5 and 2, they’re allowed to pick out their own clothes in the boys and girls sections of stores and decide whether to cut their hair or let it grow.
Both boys are “unschooled,” a version of homeschooling, which promotes putting a child’s curiosity at the center of his or her education. As Witterick puts it, it’s “not something that happens by rote from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. weekdays in a building with a group of same-age people, planned, implemented and assessed by someone else.”
Because Jazz and Kio wear pink and have long hair, they’re frequently assumed to be girls, according to Stocker. He said he and Witterick don’t correct people–they leave it to the kids to do it if they want to.
But Stocker and Witterick’s choices haven’t always made life easy for their kids. Though Jazz likes dressing as a girl, he doesn’t seem to want to be mistaken for one. He recently asked his mother to let the leaders of a nature center know that he’s a boy. And he chose not to attend a conventional school because of the questions about his gender. Asked whether that upsets him, Jazz nodded.
As for his mother, she’s not giving up the crusade against the tyranny of assigned gender roles.
Of course this douchebag Stocker is a scrawny effete girly man who actually is supposed to be paid to teach things by rote during the day to same-aged people. God forbid he puts his own children in any sort of a structured environment. This couple will not last for long because they are trying to do things that just don’t work. But they are convinced deeply that they are right in their foolishness to subject their children to horrible lives and probable sexual molestation to convince the children that homosexuality is a more valid choice of a lifestyle for them. And its no surprise to me that these folks are from the leftist bastion of Toronto.
Thanks to HotAir for the story and I wanted to note this comment on their blog:
That’s got to be illegal even in Canada. This person has previously flunked out of a 12 step program? Just sayin…it looks like these two parents can’t finish anything unschooled is just another version of child neglect. Canada has a child welfare department right?
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Reason 5 to HomeSchool: Gay 2nd Grade Teacher Won’t Try to Sodomize 13 Year Old Boys at Other Schools on a School Night
Apr 26th
Meet your typical Homosexual Grade School Teacher. This one is named Aaron J Turner. When he is not teaching second graders, he is hooking up with children via Craigslist. He turned up at one schoolyard in a neighboring town after dark to meet a Dad who was turning out his 13 year old son for tricks, because this is what depraved homosexual men do with their spare time. Turns out the cops were waiting for him.
From ABC6 here:
A police department’s online sex sting nabbed an elementary school teacher trying to meet a father and his young son for sex.
Officers from the Edison Police Department arrested Aaron J. Turner on Saturday. They say an undercover police officer posted a request at CraigsList.com posing as a father with a 13-year-old boy looking for sex with another person.
Turner, a second-grade teacher at Johnsville Elementary, responded to the ad. Turner met the undercover officer at Edison School, where he was arrested.
Turner works as a teacher in the North Moor School District.
Teachers aren’t the only ones depraved in Ohio. From MansfieldNewsJournal here:
Meanwhile, a Bucyrus man was also arrested in the same Internet sex sting.
Dave Staats, 23, who is unemployed, responded to the listing the same night it was posted — along with nearly 200 other people, Sting Detective Meyer said. “I actually had so many responses that night that I had to verify my email account,” Meyer said.
Most homosexual men are gay because they themselves were victims of sexual assault at a young age, and they often seek to recreate that trauma in their own lives and to inflict it on others. I’m going to guess that Turner was preyed upon by a teacher, which is why he chose his profession. He may not have attacked 2nd graders, but once he moved up the teaching scale to Junior High School, he would have the pick of the crop to slobber over and assault.
Thanks to Trench at CraigsCrimeList for this sick reminder that some teachers choose their jobs in order to inflict lasting harm on children.
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Fat Old Lesbian Commits Suicide on Facebook
Jan 6th
This was Simone Back. She was distraught over a relationship with either a woman or a gallon of ice cream, so she ate all her pills and said goodbye on Facebook. None of her selfish 1,048 online friends did anything to stop her, mostly because I think, everyone had hid her comments.
And if you think the thousand friends were selfish, what about all the people who kept rejecting her friend requests?
From the DailyMail here:
A woman posted a chilling suicide note on Facebook – prompting sickening messages from her online friends.
Before taking her life on Christmas Day, Simone Back, 42, updated her status saying: ‘Took all my pills be dead soon bye bye everyone.’
But none of the 1,048 friends she had on the social networking site even attempted to contact her in person to stop her.
Today Miss Back’s devastated mother has asked why no-one helped. Instead of trying to save her, some so-called friends mocked her in cruel messages under her tragic final status update.
One called her a liar and another said it was ‘her choice’.
Seventeen hours later, police broke down the door of her flat in Brighton and found her dead.
It is not yet known when Miss Back died or whether she could have seen any of the callous messages.
So if she was gay and committed suicide, did she commit a hate crime against herself? Shocker a fat chick’s way out of life would involve eating something. I fail to see how any of her facebook friends could even be held accountable for the mental problems of this woman. I mean if a psychotic suicidal woman can attract a thousand facebook friends how close could those friends actually be?
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How to Bury Your Gay Friend
Nov 18th
You just have to get the right coffin. This one has lots of naked guys on it.
Once you get the coffin just wait for him to die of HIV, rectal prolapse (they call it a pink sock, aww!) or an epic gay bashing incident.
There are some advantages to clearly marking a burial site so it can be recognized by future excavators. It could serve as a warning, such as DO NOT TOUCH! Kinda like the radiation signs they put up around spent nuke fuel rods.
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McDonald’s Gay Commercial: In the Butt Butt Butt Butt Buuuttttt! I’m Lovin’ It!
Jun 1st
A French father sends his hormonal teenager to an all boy’s school in France. And then laments, over a shake and fries, that his kid just isn’t getting the fine ass he himself did at that age. But oh, this kid’s getting ass all right.
Well, if anyone should be an expert on jamming meat between buns, its this restaurant. Newsflash, McDonalds. I don’t think you had to go out of your way to make a commercial about gay people because I’m pretty sure they have been eating your crappy food all these years already. Just keep dribbling caramel or chocolate goo on your whipped cream-topped foamy McFrappacinos and the gays will keep coming back.
Also, note that the Dad in the commercial leaves the little tart the perfect opportunity to come out of the closet. But perhaps he’s waiting for a classier restaurant to do that. Do they have a Chili’s in France?
You don’t get to see the gay commercial that McDonalds scrapped because it was too controversial- the one where four schoolboys sat together in a booth looking at each other longingly until one kid flicks vanilla McShake onto another boy’s nose and they all giggle and laugh.
More McDonalds racist commercials can be found here.
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Most Ethical Congress Ever Makes Up Charges to Oust a Democrat Who Would Vote Against ObamaCare
Mar 8th
And this is the way that politics get done under Obama and Nancy Pelosi. If they can’t get the votes to ram commie-care down everyone’s throat, they buy the votes. And if they can’t buy the votes, they make up false accusations in order to force a resignation.
From Politico here by way of Drudge:
Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) says the House ethics committee is investigating him for inappropriate comments he made to a male staffer on New Year’s Eve — and that he’s the victim of a power play by Democratic leaders who want him out of Congress because he’s a “no” vote on health care reform.
“Mine is now the deciding vote on the health care bill,” Massa, who on Friday announced his intention to resign, said during a long monologue on radio station WKPQ. “And this administration and this House leadership have said, quote-unquote, they will stop at nothing to pass this health care bill. And now they’ve gotten rid of me, and it will pass. You connect the dots.”
I was right in that he merely called a swishy limp-wristed staffer a faggot. And for that we will now have Obamacare.
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Remember Mark Foley? Well Here’s Eric Massa (F) New York
Mar 4th
Part of the turning point of Democrats taking the House in 2006 were the revelations that Mark Foley, a Republican, was a raging homo that preyed upon his own volunteers and pages. Now come new allegations that Eric Massa, a freshman Congressman was trying to do the ol’ slippy finger with some of his own staffers. He is married, has kids and has suffered from cancer and has announced he won’t stick around in the House any longer.

From HotAir here:
Several House aides told POLITICO that the House ethics committee has been informed of allegations that the New York Democrat, who is married with two children, made unwanted advances toward a junior male staffer.
A more senior staffer — Ronald Hikel, Massa’s former deputy chief of staff and legislative director — took the complaints to the ethics committee and was interviewed about them twice…
Hoyer’s office released the following statement Wednesday night:
“The week of February 8th, a member of Rep. Massa’s staff brought to the attention of Mr. Hoyer’s staff allegations of misconduct that had been made against Mr. Massa. Mr. Hoyer’s staff immediately informed him of what they had been told.
On the original source of the news here, Massa says he used “salty language.” This means he called a skinny white limp-wristed hipster staffer a faggot, and shocker, the skinny white limp-wristed hipster staffer took offense to the term. Based on the fact that it was something Massa said as opposed to IM chats like Foley enganged in, I’d say this is a non-story, but it does help push a Democrat into retirement from Congress.
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San Francisco Steps Up to the Plate for Haiti
Feb 9th
Only top notch used sweaty yoga mats can be given to the Haitians in need.
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They are also sending in the band leaders from their gay rights parades to provide mood music.

Thanks San Francisco!
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Eco-Worship Makes Men Weep Like Little Girls
Dec 17th
I have been saying for a long time now that Global Warming zealots have merely replaced organized Christianity with worship of the planet. They have kept all of the Christian tenets, but none of the Christ. Instead of sin there is a carbon footprint. You don’t repent, you recycle. You don’t become born again, you achieve sustainability. Behold below as Bill McKibben weeps uncontrollably about the eco-sins of the world. I bet he had snot bubbles too.

From the WonkRoom:
This afternoon I sobbed for an hour, and I’m still choking a little. I got to Copenhagen’s main Lutheran Cathedral just before the start of a special service designed to mark the conference underway for the next week. It was jammed, but I squeezed into a chair near the corner. The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, gave the sermon; Desmond Tutu read the Psalm. Both were wonderful.
But my tears started before anyone said a word. As the service started, dozens choristers from around the world carried three things down the aisle and to the altar: pieces of dead coral bleached by hot ocean temperatures; stones uncovered by retreating glaciers; and small, shriveled ears of corn from drought-stricken parts of Africa.
So now you have your eco-religious artifacts- instead of incense or holy water you have dead coral and shriveled ears of corn. What a laff riot! And don’t you just want to slap this blubbering ninny?
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More GoatseGate: Obama Czar Told Teens to Cruise Parks for Gay Sex
Dec 11th
Barack Obama’s Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings founded the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN). Recently he was appointed by the Obama administration to run the Office of Safe & Drug Free Schools in the US Department of Education. In 2007 Kevin Jennings was paid $273,573.96 as the executive director of GLSEN.

In 2000 GLSEN held a conference that was not so much about tolerance as it was about teaching children about sex. During this conference for kids as young as age 14, he instructed them on how to cruise public parks for anonymous sexual encounters with gay men. But while anally penetrating some queer hiding behind the bushes in the park, nothing would proclaim louder that you “respect yourself” like wearing a condom. Seriously, it was all in the guide handed out to the children. An excerpt is below:
Condom use equals self esteem for men who are so depraved that they have anonymous buttsex in public? Should these people who espouse this be in any position to teach children about self-esteem and morals? See the whole booklet at Massresistance here.
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Tranny Sports Writer Becomes “An Hero”
Nov 29th
Mike Penner, a sports writer for the Los Angeles Times suffered a mental breakdown in 2007 and decided that after 50 years of life as a man, he really wanted to cut his dick off and wear frilly things. He changed his name to “Christine Daniels,” started hormone injections, and bought a new wardrobe. He later changed his mind about cutting off his genitalia and simply went back to work as a man, pretending he had never announced that he was a tranny. But he became an hero yesterday, and in the process, committed a hate crime by killing a dirty tranny. No motive yet, but I’m sure it either had something to do with his persistent baldness or his ass looked too fat in everything he wore.

From NYDailyNews here:
A Los Angeles sportswriter who stunned readers with the announcement that he was a transsexual – and then later abandoned his sex change plans - has committed suicide.
Los Angeles Times veteran Mike Penner, 52, was found dead at his home. In 2007, Penner made headlines around the world by announcing in a column for the paper that he planned to live life as a woman named Christine Daniels.
“Today I leave for a few weeks’ vacation, and when I return, I will come back in yet another incarnation. As Christine,” he wrote.
“I am a transsexual sportswriter. It has taken more than 40 years, a million tears and hundreds of hours of soul-wrenching therapy for me to work up the courage to type those words.”
He blogged about his transitioning experience for several months, then took a leave of absence.
Last year, he suddenly returned to the newsroom as a man and began using his old byline. Penner, who was taking female hormones but never had sex change surgery, didn’t publicly explain his decision.
Penner wrote about the tremendous level of support he received both professionally and in his personal life. But his real problem was likely deep depression and childhood sexual abuse, and what he really needed was psychotherapy, not a sex change. But because he lived in politically correct California, and because its taboo to suggest that some transvestites may need therapy, he was never given the true support he needed. Now he is “An Hero” to the gay community.
On the Shakesville Blog here, commenters are already blaming society for driving Penner to commit suicide. Which makes sense I guess because those bastards in Los Angeles are clearly homophobic, bigots, and intolerant because they are all so conservative there. Couldn’t possibly be because he had a mental illness. Nosiree.
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Cleveland to Host Gay Olympics
Sep 29th
As an update to last week’s post about the East Cleveland Mayor who was outed by having his tranny pictures splashed on the news- He lost. Voters swear it wasn’t because the guy was a cross-dressing wierdo. And they proved it by winning the rights to host the 2014 Gay Olympics.

From the BigOne here:
Cleveland has been awarded the 2014 International Gay Games.
The Gay Games will have around 12,000 participants and an estimated 100,000. The 14 original contenders for host city were whittled down to three; Cleveland, Boston and Washington, DC. The winning city was announced from Cologne, Germany—the site of the 2010 games.
So what kind of events do they have for athletes who define themselves by who they have sex with? I suspect a lot of unmanly games like synchronized swimming, badminton, and male pair figure-skating. But some events will not be appropriate for sensitive viewers, like the “pole vault”, “greco-roman wrestling” or the “hammer toss.” Some new events you won’t find at the regular olympics includes “bear hunting,” “pitching and catching,” and the “100 meter clench.” And as tribute to the hosting city there is the “Steamer” competition.
Instead of gold medals, the winners will earn a pink sock.
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Cop Arrested for Injecting Sour Cream Into Burritos
Aug 6th
An openly gay cop is in jail without bail for raping at least 8 Hispanic illegal alien straight men. Jonathan Bleiweiss was a decorated sheriff’s deputy, 2008 Employee of the Year, and a gay rights advocate whose method of operation was to pull over Hispanic males, find out they were undocumented, then force them to have gay sex with him in the back of his patrol car. He would also force the men, under threat of deportation, to give him their cell phone numbers so he could call them up and coerce them into have yet more and more unwanted gay sex with him.

From the SunSentinel here:
Bleiweiss, 29, is accused of intimidating at least eight illegal immigrants he picked up on traffic stops, including a teen, into performing sexual acts while he was on duty in Oakland Park. He faces 14 criminal charges.
Broward Sheriff’s Office officials said Wednesday they are considering more charges against Bleiweiss. Investigators ask that other people come forward if they have information about Bleiweiss.
The seven-year veteran deputy is jailed without bail and in protective custody. His attorney said Wednesday he plans to seek a new bail hearing.
The disgusting arrest affidavit reads like a twisted gay fantasy. It quotes several illegal alien men who describe the encounters with Bleiweiss as a nasty cock-gobbler who begged for the men to ejaculate into his mouth, gurgling “Quiero tu leche,” or Spanish for “I want your milk.” One man begged him to stop because “he liked girls.”
It is clear that Bleiweiss is a sexual deviant who deserves to be locked away for a very long time. In this story here, homeless people rejoiced that Bleiweiss was locked up. They call him Hitler because he would needlessly bully and intimidate them, including stealing their blankets and pillows from their sleeping spots just for kicks.
But how about those illegal aliens doing the jobs Americans just won’t do?
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