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Girls Are Looking Pretty Stupid Nowadays
Jan 9th
There has been a rash of videos going viral on the intertubes showcasing the stupidity of most girls by highlighting the highly illogical phrases they say during normal interaction with guys, black girls, and now gay guys.
And while some of these are funny, I really love how they are setting back womens’ liberation by about 60 years.
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Loading ...Chastity Bono Saving for Her Addodicktome
Jan 4th
Chastity Bono’s transformation to gigantic sweaty Italian Dude is not yet complete. Not until she can get her vagina sewn shut and get an implanted penis. And she is shopping around for the right price for her addodicktome according to the Post here:
“Dancing with the Stars” favorite Chaz Bono is saving his pennies to purchase a penis.
The only child of Sonny and Cher — who has already had gender-reassignment surgery — plans on adding the equipment as soon as his budget allows it.Bono, born Chastity, is already receiving testosterone injections and had his breasts surgically removed after his 40th birthday.
“There’s different ways to do the surgery, from real basic to more and more options,” he said. “It’s like a car. The doctor I want to use is in Belgrade. It’s going to be a little cheaper there. Probably $25,000, maybe $45,000, I really don’t know.”
And ladies, Chaz wants to date YOU! Candlelight, white wine, and a fat, sweaty, italian, sexually confused hulk at your bedside furiously pumping an inflation bulb for his brand new wiener and looking at you like a plate of bacon. Sexy, right?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Navy Women Finally Coming Home Without Being Pregnant
Dec 21st
Some chick that looks like Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother arrived ashore with a golden ticket in her hand giving her the happy privilege of having the first kiss upon homecoming.
Supposedly this is controversial, but gays have been running down the gangplanks for centuries (if you know what I mean) upon returning from a voyage. Good for Petty Officer Gaeta. She strikes me as a fine seaman and an asset to the Navy. This wasn’t a stunt to push an agenda, either. I don’t object to women aboard ships, nor do I object to gays in the military if they serve with honor and distinction. But far too many women have returned from a voyage pregnant, and it is that kind of fraternization that I object to.
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Chastity Bono Splits With Fiancee’; Experiences Buyer’s Remorse
Dec 19th
Chastity Bono, recent contestant on the hit TV show Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids Show, announced that she and her longtime lesbian lover Jennifer Elias have called it quits. I think Elias dumped Bono because watching that fat sweaty toad constantly pump that bulb on her penis pump was really beginning to creep Elias out.
From Ology here:
US Weekly announced today that the Dancing with the Stars competitor ended his engagement with Jennifer Elias. The couple has yet to speak about the split, but a representative spoke on behalf of the formerly happy couple.
“They leave this relationship with great love, respect and affection towards one another,” the rep told US Weekly.
The two began dating in five years ago. At the time, Bono still identified as a woman and went by the name Chastity Bono.
I can certainly imagine that lamps and ashtrays were thrown and Bono shouted, “Bitch! I grew a dick for you!”
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Barney Frank’s Man Boobs
Dec 19th
Retiring gay congressman Barney Frank, widely viewed as one of the architects of the Financial Meltdown, took to the floor of the house wearing a jacket over his tshirt that put his glorious manboobs- or moobs, or mitts, if you will, on display for America’s CSPAN viewers, and wearing a soft cast on his left hand.
One might ask how Frank injured his wrist- and the answer is easy- he got it during his initial instructional presentation for the brand new Jerry Sandusky Showering School for Boys.
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Bradley Manning in Court- Defense Witnesses Tossed
Dec 17th
America’s most famous gay soldier is in court for leaking classified documents to Wikileaks. And all but 2 of the defense witnesses were rejected out of hand.
From the BBC here:
A US army appeals court has rejected a request for the officer overseeing the hearing of an army analyst accused of leaking government secrets to withdraw.
The military court case of Private Bradley Manning, 24, is set to go into its second day with Lt Col Paul Almanza presiding. The defence had accused the investigating officer of “bias”.
The hearing offers the first opportunity for his defence team to present their case since he was arrested in Iraq in May 2010 and placed in military custody. It is taking place under tight security at an army base at Fort Meade, Maryland.
Lt Col Almanza is a former military judge who now works for the Department of Justice, which has its own investigation into Wikileaks. A defence lawyer said his refusal to accept all but two of 38 defence witnesses meant the defence could not adequately make their case.
But late on Friday an army appeals court rejected these concerns.
If Manning’s entire defense strategy is that the judge is biased and no one was actually hurt, Manning is in deep trouble. And I’m sure all of the defense witnesses were leftist thinktank policymakers who were going to testify that Manning was a brave misunderstood boy and the release of information didn’t really hurt anyone. Which is, of course, irrelevant. Manning doesn’t get to decide what stays classified and what gets declassed.
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The Only Thing Grosser than a Gay Kid Toucher
Dec 15th
Is an Old Gay Kid Toucher that wants to lather you up in the shower!
Jerry Sandusky has a slick new country lawyer who went on the news to say that old man Sandusky was personally teaching kids how to lather up.
From WHTM here:
The lawyer says he had to stare at his own coach’s manmeat in the shower and doesn’t think that was a problem. Creepy gay coaches are gonna creep on your kids.
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Search Terms Now Being Encrypted By Google
Dec 2nd
The Web referrer logs of Belch.Com are now showing these typical stats below:
This is a result of Google encrypting their search terms for signed-in users, and it will have a lasting effect on all kinds of web services that rely on using search keywords and terms to understand what kinds of topics and content are driving traffic to a site. Google does this by providing the search results as normal to a logged-in user, but they replace the normal referrer line in the web request to a server with the “encrypted_search_terms” phrase. And yes, it violates the RFC for web referrals, but honestly, I’m surprised it took this long for this change to become a reality.
Google’s blog post here talks about this change. And you know, you can actually use this referrer term against them by using your website’s .htaccess file, a text based access control list, to redirect inbound connections with that referrer line to a specific site on your website, perhaps one with a known high clickrate for ads.
And I LOLed that everyone is searching for Anderson Cooper being gay. Gads, everyone knows he is, he should just come out of the closet already.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Bradley Manning’s Defense: No Harm, No Foul
Nov 29th
The most famous gay soldier ever is going to be on trial soon for releasing hundreds of megs of classified information to Wikileaks. David Coombs, Manning’s defense lawyer who is famous for defending other army turncoats, notably Hasan Akbar, who rolled grenades into the tents of his commanders, announced his first salvo to defend his client: The data wasn’t really all that classified and nobody got too, too hurt by it. Yeah, let’s see how that flies.
Bradley Manning and Tyler Watkins.
From CNET here:
Bradley Manning’s attorney has suggested that the hundreds of megabytes of U.S. government data his client allegedly handed to WikiLeaks didn’t really harm national security after all.
The filing, which defense attorney David Coombs made public today, requests a copy of a White House “report detailing the rather benign nature of the leaks and the lack of any real damage to national security” caused by WikiLeaks. It also seeks similar documents from the State Department, the Defense Department, and the Justice Department.
Manning, an Army private, was originally charged last July with sending a military video to a person not authorized to receive it and with obtaining “more than 150,000 diplomatic cables” from the State Department. WikiLeaks began to release the department’s internal cables last fall, following its publication of military dispatches from Afghanistan and Iraq a few months earlier.
The U.S. Army added 22 additional charges against Manning earlier this year. One of the new charges is an allegation of aiding the enemy, which carries severe penalties.
If Manning did in fact provide classified data to WikiLeaks, steal “a record or thing of value of the United States,” exceed his “authorized access on a Secret Internet Protocol Router Network (SIPRNet) computer,” and commit the other unlawful acts that prosecutors allege he engaged in, the extent of damage to U.S. national security won’t save him from being convicted.
So maybe Attorney Coombs is already planning on a conviction and is just trying to save Manning from the firing squad.
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Occupy Toronto Full of Effeminate Failures
Nov 28th
I don’t know which of these bearded sissies are more hilarious- the long haired weepy one or his rump-ranging buddy in the furry cap who is choking back the tears and leaning his head on the long-haired’s shoulder.
You can’t have a real revolution when you’re too limp-wristed to hold a weapon, Nancy. And this failure wanted to change the world by creating a retarded library in a public park? There is a real library right around the corner from where these weeping man-children were camping out.
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Transexual Freakazoid Mutilates People with Fix-a-Flat
Nov 20th
A man who hated his own body so much that he transformed himself into a huge-assed ugly woman has been running around injecting a homemade compound of cement, superglue and fix-a-flat into stupid peoples’ asses to provide a cheap cosmetic alternative to plastic surgery.
From the MailOnline here:
A ‘fake doctor’ suspected of injecting a woman’s bottom with cement, super glue and tyre sealant to give her a more ‘shapely’ rear has been arrested.
Oneal Ron Morris, who by his own picture appears to have undergone the ‘butt-boosting’ procedure himself, is accused of administering the potentially lethal shots to at least one victim. The 30-year-old, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman, was detained in Florida yesterday for the alleged incident in May 2010.
Miami Gardens Police Department Sgt William Bamford said Morris first met with the as-yet unidentified victim to discuss the procedure. He said: ‘They agreed on the price of $700, which was intended for cosmetic purposes.’ But instead, police say the victim was given a series of injections containing cement, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tyre inflator and sealant.
The incision was sealed with super glue. Shortly after the surgery was carried out, she went on to suffer ‘severe complications’.
This man needs serious therapy to address the multiple mental illnesses he is suffering from. Of course liberals don’t think anything is wrong with sex changes or sexualization and fetishistic exploitation of a body part, but this is just simply sick. And trying to inflate stupid peoples’ asses with fix-a-flat is criminal, although immensely hilarious.
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Obama’s Softer Side
Nov 17th
This is how you catch Venezuelan Trenchmouth. Or Cancer. Anyone else think ol’ Barry is the bottom in this relationship?
Makes me think that all of Benetton’s clothing is STICKY.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Bet You Think Occupy Wall Street Couldn’t Get Any Gayer, AmIRight?
Nov 15th
Well the best way to really gay up the anarchy even more than having a bunch of girly men with neck beards whine that life is unfair is to put some of their most hilarious photos to a Broadway song.
I love the photo of the power washing of the park.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators Explain Joe Paterno
Nov 10th
I was asked yesterday why I haven’t covered anything about the Penn State pedophilia. My response was that I really don’t follow sports and didn’t know all the facts. I really just haven’t delved into it. Now I don’t have to since the awesome animators of NMATV have summed it up nicely, complete with dancing Michael Jackson and the crowd of Pedobears.
Hey, just to make sure, if a guy rapes little boys, he’s gay, right?
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Remember When Sally Jesse Was Hot?
Nov 7th
Here is a young Sally Jesse Raphael when she was a super model in 1978:
But this bitch hit the wall hard, like whoa!
BTW I LOL’ed when I heard Justin Bieber was being sued for paternity. Should be dismissed immediately since you simply cannot knock up a guy, no matter how hard you bugger ‘em.
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Fatty Chas Bono Booted Off Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids Show
Oct 26th
Fatty sexually confused Chastity Bono went on TV to complain that she was ‘bullied’ by judges on the Dancing show because of her freakish weight. One judge even described her dancing as “penguin like.”
Stuff a fat tranny in a tuxedo, and she will look like a dancing penguin.
From the DailyMail here:
Chaz Bono braved controversy to be the first transgender contestant on Dancing with the Stars, but he revealed in an interview today that it was jibes over his weight that troubled him the most.
But it wasn’t from ignorant, faceless haters that the 42-year-old faced these attacks, but rather from the show’s judges, whom Bono has blasted as ‘disrespectful.’
The only child of Cher, 65 , and the late Sonny Bono, told Good Morning America: ‘I was called a basketball, a penguin, an Ewok, and I just didn’t appreciate it.’
Chastity Bono still has entire buffets she must eat, so I’m sure she isn’t done with whoring herself out on reality TV yet. What’s next? Biggest loser? Celebrity rehab to treat addiction to cheeseburgers? Oh, I know, she’s going back to her old gig: Racing Mario down that ice slide.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Taiwanese Say: Jesse Jackson Craved Gay Sex From Staffer
Sep 22nd
Now I know why Jesse Jackson calls his professional “shakedown” outfit “Rainbow Push.” A Rainbow Push is how you evacuate a bloody inseminated stools- just ask any bottom. But push too hard, you wind up with a pink sock. Maybe that’s how victims of Jesse Jackson’s racial shakedown operations feel?
That staffer sure doesn’t seem to be asking for very much. He should up his claim to at least 10 million bucks.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Jamey Rodemeyer Confirms: It Only Gets Better With Suicide
Sep 22nd
Jamey Rodemeyer became an hero last Monday, killing himself in front of his house because, despite participating in the hilarious “It Gets Better Project,” Jamey thought the only way his life could get better is to become wormfood. So he commited a public hate crime and killed a gay boy on his parents’ front lawn.
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I don’t know who this Lady Gaga fella is, but I might go out and get one of his records if whiny kids are killing themselves over it.
Jamey Rodemeyer had plenty of support in his life- Both parents were around but working, and Jamey was seeing a psychologist as well as a social worker and had apparently had suicidal tendencies since 5th grade.
From Today.com here:
Suicide and bullying, however, seemed to remain at the forefront of Jamey’s mind and in his writing, and and on Sept. 8 he posted online about Suicide Prevention Week (Sept. 4-10). “No one in my school cares about preventing suicide, while you’re the ones calling me [gay slur] and tearing me down.”
“I always say how bullied I am, but no one listens,” he wrote the following day. “What do I have to do so people will listen to me?”
Both his family and friends were aware of Jamey’s suicidal thoughts for some time, his mother told the Buffalo News. “He was totally against bullying,” she said. “He has had issues since fifth grade. He had suicidal tendencies back then.” She says her son was in the care of both a therapist and a social worker.
So a mentally ill child who had been attempting or thinking about suicide since 5th grade is suddenly dead because of intolerant people? Puh-Leeeze. Jamey was probably sexually assaulted and simply never told anyone who it was, blaming himself for the assault. And the social workers and therapists probably thought he was just a confused gay kid rather than a victim of a violent act. Maybe Lady Gaga will dedicate a song to the dead kid. Then it will get better, right?
To Moms and Dads out there who have a kid getting on the Internet, writing about suicide and being gay, how about taking internet access away from the kid? How about staying at home instead of working so your distraught kid has someone to talk to in the afternoon instead of offing himself on the front lawn? Just an idea.
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Chaz Bono on the Wrong Show
Sep 20th
The new ABC TV show “Dancing with the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Middle-Aged Kids” debuted last night and Chaz Bono showed up and made sure she didn’t shave. It took 40 years to grow that neckbeard she’s sporting, and she’ll be damned if she is going to conform to television standards and take a razor to it. Also, she apparently gets schweaty between meals and after dancing practice. TMZ snapped this shot of her topless- which man or woman, this is a gross public display.
After this show Chaz will become the reality TV whore that she always wanted to be. Next she will go on the Biggest Loser to shed some of that ugly fat, then go on a VH-1 reality dating show, and finally, make an appearance on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. How can this trainwreck of a human being not have a serious drinking and drug problem?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...11 AM Music: Foo Fighters- “Keepin it Clean in KC”
Sep 19th
The Foo Fighters counter protested the Westboro Baptist Church goons, showing once again that the best answer to offensive speech is more speech. I LOLed when the whole band came out of one mensroom stall!
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