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Yet Another Fake Hate Crime

A lesbian couple spray painted an anti-gay death threat on their own garage door and reported it to the FBI has a hate crime. Why? Because attention-whoring liberals crave attention.

From Breitbart here:

A lesbian couple who claimed they were victims of a hate crime have been arrested after police determined they staged the incidents.

On Oct. 28, Aimee Whitchurch, 37, and Christel Conklin, 29, called police and reported the words “Kill the Gay” were scrawled in red spray paint on the garage door of their Parker, Colo., home.

The next day, the couple told deputies they found a noose hanging on the handle of their front door.

The women told officers they believed the incidents were retaliation from their neighbors and homeowner’s association, who had complained the couple did not pick up after their dogs.

Due to the nature of the crimes, the Douglas County Sheriff’s Office worked in tandem with the FBI to investigate. After reviewing witness statements, authorities determined Whitchurch and Conklin had staged the incidents.

Both women are charged with criminal mischief and false reporting. Whitchurch faces an additional charge of forgery.

So this lesbian couple littered the neighborhood with dog shit and then faked a hate crime? Fantastic neighbors. The police should have charged them with hate crimes against themselves. At least they didn’t carve hateful words into a cat or burn down a barn full of horses.


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Travolta Sued for Calloused Hands

An anonymous male masseuse is suing John Travolta for rubbing his thighs and ballsack with his calloused meaty paws. Also because being a masseuse is such a poor career choice.

From the Telegraph here:

The actor John Travolta is being sued for $2 million (£1.2 million) by an unidentified masseur who claims the Hollywood star assaulted him sexually during a massage in January inside a room at the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to court documents.

The masseur, referred to as John Doe in court papers obtained by Reuters and filed last Friday, claims that Travolta rubbed his leg, touched his genitals and tried to initiate at least one sex act inside a private bungalow at the exclusive hotel on Jan. 16.

A tell-all book alleged that Travolta was a frequent visitor of a Los Angeles gay spa. And it has been alleged for years that Scientology is actually a program to convert gays to straight, but I have no clue as to the truthiness of that claim.

Rob Delaney has a hilarious response to this story:


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