I can't believe that came from your mouth!
*Cough* Can’t.. *Cough* Stop.. *Cough* Tweeting..
Jun 5th
China is bent out of shape that the US embassy in Beijing keeps an hourly twitter update about the poor air quality in the city. They have formally requested that the US knock that stuff off.
From Yahoo here:
China told foreign embassies Tuesday to stop publishing their own reports on air quality in the country, escalating its objections to a popular U.S. Embassy Twitter feed that tracks pollution in smoggy Beijing.
Only the Chinese government is authorized to monitor and publish air quality information and data from other sources may not be standardized or rigorous.
In Washington, State Department spokesman Mark Toner said the U.S. had no plans to stop providing the service.
“You know, air pollution, quite frankly, is a problem in many cities and regions in China,” he told a news briefing.The air quality readings are rated according to a U.S. Environmental Protection Agency standard that is more stringent than the one used by the Chinese government.
The twitter feed, boring as it may be is located here.
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Pakistan Blocks Twitter Over Everyone Draw Muhammad Day
May 20th
Oh those freedom-loving Pakis! Today, May 20, is the third annual “Everybody Draw Muhammad Day.” In order to prevent all of Pakistan’s future terrorists from self-detonating all at once, Pakistan blocked Twitter for the entire country. I predict that the Taliban will take over their crappy excuse for a government any time now.
From the NYTimes here:
The Pakistani government blocked access to the social networking service Twitter for much of Sunday, after publicly holding Twitter responsible for promoting what it described as a blasphemous cartoon contest taking place on Facebook, officials said.
The restoration of Twitter service late in the evening was as sudden as its suspension earlier in the day.
The shutdowns began around midday Sunday, in a rolling ban that almost immediately brought a huge public outcry on other social media.
The government had been in talks with Twitter to remove “objectionable” material but that there had been no results. Facebook had agreed to allay the concerns of the Pakistani government.
It remained unclear — and unlikely — that Twitter had agreed to the demands of the Pakistani government before access was restored, at roughly 10 p.m. Sunday.
This is the Draw Muhammad Twitter Search link. This is the Facebook page. Go take a peek and see what freedom looks like.
Draw Muhammad today. #Muhammad twitpic.com/9ncrjb
— Eating Babies (@EatABaby) May 20, 2012
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The Byron Sonne Goat Screw
May 15th
Byron Sonne’s trial ended today. Verdict? Not guilty on all counts. Bullet dodged. The entire prosecution turned out to be a giant goat screw. The Crown chose the worst prosecutor and the teams of detectives who collected evidence appeared to have little to no training or understanding in chemistry, social media or computer forensics. And since Byron Sonne spent a year in jail for what turned out to be a mishandled case, you could almost feel sorry for Sonne- but he brought it on himself.
BREAKING! Byron Sonne found not guilty on all charges; Crown thanks him for being such an accommodating victim of prosecutorial abuse.
— CC (@canadiancynic) May 15, 2012
“Actual anarchy is pure democracy” -Byron Sonne talking about mutual aid & flattening hierarchy. #freebyron #g20report twitpic.com/9lekyt
— TO Comm Sol Network (@g20mobilize) May 15, 2012
Also, don’t forget that Byron set all of the events in motion leading up to his arrest and jail, and he did so deliberately to provoke a reaction from the police. Given that his marriage fell apart and he terrified his former neighborhood with a cache of buried explosive materials that had to be removed by a bomb squad, no one could argue that his actions were worth it.
To anyone looking to share a neighborhood with Sonne, just remember, he vented chlorine gas into the air manufacturing all of the perchlorate he buried in his garden. Might wanna get some homeowners’ association rules in place for operating basement laboratories.
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Toughest Opponent in New Diablo 3 is the Login Screen
May 15th
I was having a fitful night of sleep so I got up and checked Twitter. Like you wouldn’t. Forget warm milk, I’d rather stare at an iPhone screen. Anyways, I saw that the hashtag #error37 was trending on Twitter.
Turns out that Blizzard’s Battlenet servers melted down on launch night of Diablo 3, a sequel 12 years in the making. And as usual, unhappy customers are using Twitter as the unofficial complaint department.
Best. Prank. Ever. 12 years in the making! #error37 #diablo3
— Tyler Curtis (@TyLiner) May 15, 2012
I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and see that #error37 is a new meme. Going to be so surprising and funny! LOL!
— Cameron Argon (@bigchocolate) May 15, 2012
Man, Diablo III is super hard.I’ve been playing for 30 minutes and haven’t even defeated the login screen. #error37
— Lisa Brewster (@Adora) May 15, 2012
What if Diablo 3 is actually some weird psychological experiment to see how long we’ll continually enter our login info? #error37
— Michael T Sweeney (@mtsw) May 15, 2012
“We spent 12 years working on the game and forgot to implement a queuing system?!” – Diablo III Project Lead, Blizzard #error37
— Arlo Midgett (@rlomidgett) May 15, 2012
If I wanted busy servers I’d go to PF Chang’s #diablo3 #error37
— Keith J Carberry (@somethingdumb) May 15, 2012
It’s all a strategy so nobody ever forgets their battlenet password ever again. #error37
— Andrea Ristori (@andrearistori) May 14, 2012
#Error37 FUUUU
— Clément Soriano (@Imrage) May 14, 2012
#error37 is actually a corporate prank on basement dwelling #OWS ers.
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) May 15, 2012
And even if you somehow manage to defeat #error37 there are new perils:
i get past #error37 only to be beaten down by #error3006
— Elias Rostad (@JazzNeurotic) May 15, 2012
I still plan on getting Diablo 3. I hope they get their server problems sorted out. I’m actually replaying Diablo 2 now just for old times’ sake. When I mentioned this to my pal Jeff, he replied, “Oh, so how does Y2k feel nowadays?”
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Byron Sonne Sends Email
May 9th
I got the following email via a Linked-in email message today. I will addresses each of the points below publicly and I hope Byron’s friends will kindly “make him aware” of this open letter. Emphasis mine.
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Date: Tue, 8 May 2012 12:49:25 +0000 (UTC)
From: Byron Sonne
Reply-To:
Byron Sonne <5155633_8e3d2d67-1803-4506-b6d4-f3087720cf68@reply.linkedin.com>
To: Patrick BelcherMessage-ID: <1264358466.24429378.1336481365907.JavaMail.app@ela4-bed79.prod>
Subject: Modus Vivendi
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X-LinkedIn-fbl: s-qKB_iF1APy4yjZVWi-DqiZYYO1-hs6ZYi5DQiv1UXJQj_VCG_00kjPGreetings Mr. Belcher,
Friends have take(sic) the liberty of showing me what’s been going on lately. I don’t think it’s good for either one of us, and I’d like to see it taken down a notch, or several.
Can we not reach a modus vivendi? By no means do I expect you to agree to stop trading insults or cuelties(sic), but I think it behooves us to set some kind of ground rules. I speak for myself and myself only, but I do have influence in some matters that could help.
We both want a promising future and quality employment opportunities. I’m not even mad at you for having my CISSP yanked, because you’re right – ethics or at least the appearance of propriety is important when it comes to security designations.
I was surprise(sic) not too long ago when I logged in that we share a substantial connection pool. I’d like to see both our names come out the better for this. At the risk of sounding maudlin, the best way to defeat an enemy is to turn them into a friend. Could we not, perhaps, pursue this route instead?
Best Regards,
Byron Sonne
Thanks for writing into Belch.Com Byron! Its my first celebrity failed anarcho-terrorist, and I must say I’m surprised! Please allow me to address your points.
First of all, you seem to have abused your privileges of your LinkedIn account to email your primary detractor in contradiction to your bail restrictions. Congratulations! I have forwarded your email to the Toronto PD because your friends have boldly bragged on Twitter that you have yet to be audited for your bail privileges.
I don’t toss around defunct language terms in order to sound smart. Is “modus vivendi” a term for building bombs in the basement? Is that a term for distilling chlorine gas and venting it into your neighborhood? If so, no thank you, I want no part of that.
I agree that ground rules are necessary. You stop cooking bomb making materials and venting toxic chlorine gas into Ontario neighborhoods, and I’ll stop pointing out the fact that testimony in your trial proves that you did exactly that.
Unlike you, I have an extremely bright employment future. Should you be convicted of any part of your crime, that will haunt you for every job interview in your future. I’m at a loss as to how you would dare compare our employment opportunities to one another. For instance, I’ve never, in a fit of anarcho-terroristic rage, decided to cook the chemical components of explosives in my basement and vent the toxic gas outdoors for my neighbors to deal with. You have, however. I haven’t spent a year in jail for suspicion for terrorist activities and been out of the workforce. You have, however. I have never taken an oath of ethics and violated it by trying to bring destruction to critical infrastructure. You have, however.
If you think I was the only or first person to call for your CISSP suspension, you are mistaken. But should you be convicted, I will file the affidavit to request that the revocation of your ISC2 Credential be permanent. Your actions of course brought it on, so you can’t fault me.
You don’t have to worry about my name coming out poorly in anything dealing with you. I don’t have the reputation for being a jailbird, venting poison gas into the neighborhood, nor building explosive devices to protest government policies. If you think you can influence our mutual CyberSecurity connections otherwise via LinkedIn or any other method, good luck, Byron. It won’t happen. My reputation is spotless, and my depth of experience is much more profound than yours.
Sorry, I won’t be accepting your friend connection any time soon. If you consider me an enemy it is only because I am in the mainstream of society. But please do stay in touch.
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James Arlen Anonymously Sends Death Threats?
May 2nd
Noted fat and newly unemployed information security specialist James Arlen, AKA Mycurial might be behind a recent death threat against the owner of this blog site. In an anonymous twitter account called @deadbelcher, someone proclaims that the owner of belch.com should be murdered along with his family.
don’t worry about Patrick Belcher, we’re cooking a few things up for him and his family… he won’t be happy for too much loner #freebyron
— Deadman Belcher (@deadbelcher) May 2, 2012
Is this retribution for the recent tweets by Dr. Jones mocking James Arlen for becoming unemployed and having trouble getting a new job, now that he is associated with anarcho-terrorist G20 bomber Byron Sonne?
Happy #MayDay @Myrcurial.Hope you can find a job in your weight class!Dont #freebyron
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) May 1, 2012
Any infosec jobs for terrorist suspect sympathiser @myrcurial?He loves mad G20 bombers, #Occupy, and hates corporations.
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) May 1, 2012
Here is when James Arlen complains about the loss of a job and begs twitter to help him find another:
Any Canadian infosec jobs available? Who has two thumbs and needs one? This guy. (points at self)
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) April 30, 2012
Odd that the @deadbelcher account appeared just after I pointed out Arlen’s support of Byron Sonne, and his support of Occupy Wallstreet, and his disdain for corporations. Coincidence?
Also, Arlen may have been behind a lame attempt to blow a dog whistle to attract Anonymous attackers against Belcher as well on the Full Disclosure infosec list:
The email account is faked, and the post was an obvious attempt to “Joe Job” Belcher as someone who was working against the Anonymous organization. As noted previously, Arlen has threatened Belcher with lolsuits and complaints against his certification in an attempt to silence him against speaking out online against Byron Sonne’s documented attempts to cook explosives in his basement during the run-up to the G20 in Toronto. When these tactics were pointed out on this blog previously, Arlen may have well shifted to an anonymous campaign in an attempt to silence Belcher on these issues.
Making death threats against people online is a crime, and Arlen seems to be willing to participate in this. Is it any wonder that he finds difficulty in finding employment?
I do want to point out that Madison Kelley, a friend and supporter of Byron Sonne, was so shocked by the death threat that she urged legal action against the @deadbelcher account:
It’s a sad sign that someone could be so desperate for attention. Please report @deadbelcher to twitter, let them sort it out. #FreeByron
— Digimer (@digimer) May 3, 2012
@deadbelcher is most likely an alt for @BelchSpeak. I can assure you no one behind #FreeByron feels any need to attack such a fellow as he.
— Digimer (@digimer) May 3, 2012
I thank Madison for her support of free speech, however, if this was indeed James Arlen, her tweet rings hollow as Arlen’s profile picture on his twitter account shows him proudly wearing a FreeByron Tshirt. So no one in the FreeByron movement is behind this? Sorry, but sadly, someone certainly is.
UPDATE: Arlen issues denial:
For the record. I am not unemployed. I have not uttered death threats and I have not posted to full-disclosure in more than 8 years.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) May 3, 2012
And again uses threats of libel-
While Belcher’s comments are libellous and childish, I wouldn’t give the boy a second thought and I hope no one does.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) May 3, 2012
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Shocker! Drunk Stumbles on 3rd Rail While Pissing
Apr 23rd
After a night of drinking, Zachary McKee jumped down into the railway tracks of the Chicago “L” Railway to take a leak and fell over and fried his dumb ass on the electrified 3rd rail. Those 600 Volts of direct current probably cooked his internal organs instantly.
From CBS here:
An Indiana man died overnight, after coming into contact with the electrified third rail as he urinated on the Purple Line ‘L’ tracks in Evanston.
The man was at the South Boulevard Purple Line stop around 11 p.m. Sunday with two other people when he came into contact with the third rail.
The man, Zachary McKee, 27, of Ossian, Ind., was pronounced dead at Saint Francis Hospital in Evanston at 11:52 p.m.
McKee had climbed down to the tracks to urinate when he fell onto the third rail.
The program “Mythbusters” has concluded that urinating directly onto the third rail is unlikely to cause death in itself. In fact, some purported cases of such deaths are actually believed to have involved direct bodily contact with the rail, as appears to be the case in the Sunday night incident.
Hey, how ’bout that shout out to the MythBusters for the death of this dude?
DailyMail proves he was drunky drunk-drunk.
According to McKee’s Twitter page, he had travelled to Evanston to watch a Chicago Cubs baseball game at Wrigley Field.
He was staying with friends in Chinatown and was enjoying a weekend of heavy drinking.
All u can drink, play ball. twitter.com/zacckk0161/sta…
— Zachary Mckee (@zacckk0161) April 22, 2012
There’s no stopping us right now
— Zachary Mckee (@zacckk0161) April 22, 2012
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BrendleWhat’s Hitler Ain’t No Genius
Apr 20th
Again, I’m amazed at BrendleWhat’s ability to mine twitter for evil and idiocy. Today on Hitler’s birfday, there are loads of young fools that think Hitler was a genius.
I admire Hitler. Not for what he did but how he did it. He was a evil dude but he was a genius
— Titus Edwards (@Yo_Akin) April 13, 2012
if hitler wasnt the one responssible for the holocaust he’d go down in the books as a genius
— Diego Hernandez (@ItsJustMe_De) April 17, 2012
@Djmuepo lol i have so much respect for my young nigga hitler, he was a charismatic genius
— Donna Lowe (@Donnnasaur) April 14, 2012
Hitler was a genius I admire him … I know it’s wrong cause he was an evil man LOOK what he manage to do THO
— Zonnya Johanna ? (@ZonnyaJohanna) April 17, 2012
Hitler was a genius. Ya people are too stupid to realize what he was truly doing
— Jonathan H. (@HipHop_Baseball) April 20, 2012
Hitler’s a genius in every word thou his actions was wrong. bt a rode model he is far as chasing your dreams n standing up 4 your belief”s
— Willie King III (@_Not2perfect) April 20, 2012
despite the crimes and murders hitler committed, hands down . . he was a genius.
— Michelleee (@x3_meeeshell) April 20, 2012
Happy birthday Hitler. You were a genius. I don’t like what you’ve done but you were so powerful.#LikeABawse
— jellybossbelly ? (@jelly_not_jam) April 20, 2012
Despite his horrific doings. Hitler was a genius. Anyone who can lead MILLIONS in the WRONG direction is GENIUS.
— D. (@SpiffyDominique) April 20, 2012
Truly sickening what these fools believe. And BrendleWhat has a response for them all:
these are the same people who refuse to learn history. they have no idea how hitler came to power or why. they have never read mein kampf.
— brendle what (@brendlewhat) April 20, 2012
hitler was a fucking moronic nationalist who came to power through cruelty, coercion and exploitation. his military strategy was idiotic.
— brendle what (@brendlewhat) April 20, 2012
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Obama Ate a Dog
Apr 17th
So the Democrats and Obama fans are trying to criticize Romney and his family for putting their dog on the roof of the car in a portable kennel while on family vacations. Twitter fired back to remind everyone that Obama used to eat Benji on a regular basis while he was a muslim child in Indonesia.
#ObamaAteADogBut not the belly because that’s not HALAL
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) April 18, 2012
Barack, a Schnauzer is a dog not a German sausage. #ObamaAteADog
— Keith Fierro (@kjfierro) April 18, 2012
RT @GPollowitz: “Ask my dog if I engage in appeasement” #obamaateadog
— jacobkornbluh (@jacobkornbluh) April 18, 2012
#ObamaAteADogBelch.Com‘s Chinese Puppy Paw Recipe: belch.com/blog/2008/02/2…
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) April 18, 2012
Obama was a food critic with the Harvard Paw Review. #ObamaAteADog
— Nick Rizzuto (@Nick_Rizzuto) April 18, 2012
Obama ate the dog that ate his birth certificate. #ObamaAteADog
— Keith Fierro (@kjfierro) April 18, 2012
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Hilary Rosen is Going to Jack it in San Diego
Apr 12th
If you caught the last episode of South Park, you will recall that the episode was about bullying people. Well Hilary Rosen, a lesbian Obama Campaign associate and media adviser, went on CNN to say that Ann Romney, as a stay-at-home mother, never worked a day in her life. She tried to bully Mrs. Romney to get her to silence her opinions about Obama’s failed jobs plans for modern women. That statement blew up in the Democrats’ faces, especially after their bogus White House orchestrated “war on women.” So the only thing Hilary Rosen can do now is fly to San Diego and “jack it” just like Kony 2012′s video creator Jason Russell.
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Eric Cantor Wants His Chick-Fil-A
Apr 10th
The Northern Va and DC areas are quickly becoming huge fans of food trucks. Even Virginia’s Representative Eric Cantor (his press office, actually) is wondering where his favorite food truck is?
Off The Beaten Path – Chick-Fil-A Food Truck Launch Pushed Back ow.ly/abzd9 #DC #Bummer
— Cantor Press (@CantorPress) April 10, 2012
And the Chick-Fil-A Food Truck does look pretty awesome, but there won’t be any wafflefries.
From NBC Washington here:
There’s some disappointing news on the food front, too: The truck will have no waffle fries, no sweet tea and no lemonade. However, it will be serving sandwiches, nuggets, brownies and soda. Oh, and salads. (Meh. We mean… oh! That’s great!)
And they have a Food Truck Twitter feed here.
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Brendle What’s Maid Hate
Apr 2nd
“Brendle What” is a unique twitter account. He enjoys showcasing the vileness of hateful youngsters by retweeting their racist or elitist tweets. He was on a tear today retweeting the Maid Hate.
OHMYGOD MY MAID IS SO RETARDED;
— Gargi Mishra(@Gargixo) March 29, 2012
I’m so fucking frustrated right now I just want to mother fucking rant on and on about how fucking retarded my maid is. Omfg
— mavis (@akamavis) March 30, 2012
My maid is retarded , it’s fucking raining and she put my jacket into the washing machine. What the fuck-.-
— C ? R I N ? . ? (@_TEMPORARYBLISS) April 1, 2012
My maid is 14 years old, uneducated, forced to marry a deaf guy and somehow still has a smile on her face everyday!#inspiration
— Roukaya A. Nasr (@RoukayaAtef) March 31, 2012
Thank you cleaning lady for not vacuuming my hall floor causing me to step on glass and fuck up my foot.
— Windsey (@lindseylou_93) March 28, 2012
Y the fuck is the cleaning lady in my room right now being so loud and taking forever #imsleeping #leave
— Monique Terilli (@moeterilli) March 30, 2012
stupid cleaning lady threw away all my shopping bags and she organized my stuff in a wierd way -_- UGHHHH FUCK HER.
— swaggie? (@ayeitsamyxo) March 30, 2012
Yo why the fuck I gotta clean up for the cleaning lady! That’s so fucked up!!
— Jacob Bikshorn (@OldManBikshorn) April 1, 2012
Why the fuck is my cleaning lady just walking in now at 4pm? She need to learn how to be in and out before 12
— gonL aiN (@iFoundNar_Nia) April 2, 2012
Maid fucking pms-ing. Idiot. Hate that fucking face. Talking to her like talking to the wall.
— Amelia? (@Meliachua) March 27, 2012
My maid is so stupid omg she’s been giving my sister double dosage of medicine for two weeks. Goddamnit.
— Amanda(@italianmushroom) March 30, 2012
My cunt ass maid is getting fired finally!!!!!!!!! #thankthelord
— Erica ScottodiRosano (@ericascotto) March 28, 2012
“@c_gauth24: My maid is such a cunt. How about you actually clean my stuff. Your my, slave I pay you.” I FEEL THE SAME WAY BOUT MINE !!!
— Aja Duplessis (@ajaduplessis) April 2, 2012
My cleaning lady broke my shower door……what a bitch #firstworldproblems
— Kay Higgs (@Stuff_Kay_Says) March 28, 2012
Haha….the cleaning lady at work said the spiders on the counter not her problem….lmao…..bitch it is….that shit pose to be clean
— Candii Bee (@KissinCandii) March 29, 2012
Hate how my mom makes me clean my room before the cleaning lady comes…like da fuck are we paying the bitch for #comeon
— Dana Matedero (@Danaaa1020) March 30, 2012
my cleaning lady is singing… wtf bitch, just clean.
— mckenathomas (@miCkayyOfficial) April 2, 2012
Just walked into my room and realized the 900 things my cleaning lady did wrong.So furious I’m not sure whether to kill or deport her..
— Alex Johns. (@AlexJJohns) March 28, 2012
That’s it. I am gonna kill my maid. I swear. She’s gonna get it from. She fucking will. You’ll be dead bitch.
— NadiahEfendi (@nadiahefendi) April 1, 2012
Gads, the pure lack of respect for someone that works a thankless job is pretty jarring eh?
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So I’m Guessing Trayvon Had it Coming?
Mar 26th
The media’s attempts to stir up mob actions, racist division and mistrust of the police and justice system is appalling. The Trayvon Martin shooting case is still, at this time, an act of self defense. But the press showed a photograph of a cute 13 YO boy as the supposed victim, while Zimmerman, who acted in self defense by shooting Trayvon, was showing wearing an orange collar to imply that he was already in Prison Orange. Compare the original press-released photo of Martin prepubescent-
And now behold the real Trayvon as he appeared before he tried to assault someone who carried a concealed weapon:
Gold teeth and tattoos are a far cry from the sensitive bright youngster the news has been touting for the past few days. Oh, and did you know he was suspended from school for dealing marijuana the same day he was put down for assaulting someone?
From the MiamiHerald here:
Miami Gardens teenager Trayvon Martin was suspended from school because he was caught with an empty plastic bag with traces of marijuana in it, the boy’s family attorney has confirmed.
Trayvon was killed while serving out the suspension in Sanford Florida, where his father’s girlfriend lives. A community watch volunteer who thought he looked drugged out and suspicious called police and later wound up in a fight with him.
The two scuffled and volunteer George Zimmerman shot Trayvon, killing him. He has not been charged.
Oh, and this punk’s twitter handle? No_Limit_Nigga. And as my wife mentioned over lunch, Trayvon did have a limit, specifically with his ability to catch flying bullets.
So we already have a lot of evidence to suggest that Trayvon was on the road to a long term jail sentence. Broken home. Dealing pot. Gold teeth. Tattoos. Problems at school. Oh, and he may have tried to assault a bus driver. So there is a history of violence.
All of this new information about Trayvon’s checkered past is cropping up now, including the fact that his family may have deleted his Twitter account to hide his gangsta communications. In the mean time, hordes of blacks and leftists are trying to lynch Zimmerman. Meanwhile the press largely tries to cover up the facts because ginning up a race riot and sowing mistrust between minorities and the justice system is fun. Or maybe they are doing it for the lulz.
Thanks to Pat Dollard for bringing these items to light.
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Making Viral Videos Makes Jason Russell Jerk It in Public
Mar 17th
The Kony 2012 video went viral last week. I couldn’t get past the first five minutes due to all of the liberal feel good “empowerment” music and holier than thou attitudes. Kony was a leader in an African war? Well who isn’t nowadays? I immediately suspected that this was a liberal smear job- and that liberals were rooting for an African version of Che Guevara. I tweeted about it:
@trenchreynolds if only liberals made a slick viral video about the WM3 like the one they made about Kony?Or Mumia?
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) March 13, 2012
And it turns out that my suspicions might have been right. Jason Russell, the brains behind the Invisible Children viral video targeting Kony was so overcome by his sudden fame that he was rocking out with his cock out in San Diego.
From the DailyMail here:
The director of the ‘Kony 2012′ viral video has been arrested for allegedly being drunk and masturbating in public.
Jason Russell, co-founder of the charity Invisible Children, was hospitalised after being found behaving strangely on the streets of San Diego. He was arrested yesterday morning following reports that he was seen vandalising cars and running through traffic wearing just his underwear.
Mr Russell, 33, was calm and co-operative when apprehended by police, according to NBC San Diego, but seemed to be under the influence of alcohol. Although he was not charged with a crime, officials decided that he should be committed to hospital for medical treatment following the incident.
Africa is hell on earth, and we don’t benefit one bit by having white liberals trying to crowd-source a lynching of a black man.
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More LOLsuits Threatened
Mar 14th
As the trial of Byron Sonne looms large, his most ardent supporters, who have put their reputations on the line that he will be found innocent, must be biting their nails. Its not everyone who can count among their friends a man who, in a fit of anarchistic fury, convinced the cops that he was plotting to blow up the G20 in Toronto.
One of these supporters, James Arlen, a liberal frequent guest speaker at hacker conventions, despises me because of my criticism of Byron Sonne. You see, Sonne had his CISSP suspended for his actions leading up to the G20 in which he made threats against the police. Sonne was also busted cooking explosives in his house that was bought and paid for by his wealthy wife’s family. That would-be anarcho-terrorist is loved by Arlen. Arlen has donated cash to Sonne’s defense fund. But a CISSP in good standing like me who criticizes Sonne’s actions must be silenced.
He is threatening lawsuits and attempting to have my own CISSP certification suspended simply because of my speech.
I was debating the cost of getting a complaint notarized – no longer debating. I was debating the cost of a lawsuit – no longer debating.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
@CanSec One group failing to police their own characterizes the entire group.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
@CanSec dm me an email address and I’ll send you a copy of the complaint.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
Arlen even attempted to contact a former employer to complain about my free speech in an effort to silence my criticism of Sonne:
Anyone at Netwitness available for a quick consultation on an issue?
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
Pretty cowardly.
And what is ironic is that Arlen was a vocal critic of SOPA, which would have had the effect of creating censorship on the Internet.
You see, as a typical liberal, Arlen is a big believer in free speech so long as it supports liberal group-think. Any opposition or deviation is quickly labeled as “hate speech.”
@BelchSpeak The shame is yours alone for your bullying behaviour and unsupportable bigotry and hate.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
Not that Arlen could point to a single thing I’ve said that is bigoted or hateful. Oh, yeah, I called him fat, which he is. He continues to threaten a libel lolsuit, but all I have to do is point to his ginormous gut as exhibit A.
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So Where is That Gay Gene?
Mar 12th
I follow Brendle What on Twitter. He has a way to mine the twitterstream for shocking nuggets, and his latest series of retweets were pretty shocking. Seems that the hashtag #ToMyUnbornChild was trending and this is what @brendlewhat collected:
I have been saying for a long time that I don’t believe that homosexuality is a genetic thing- it is a choice. Mankind are rational beings and we can choose to control our sexual impulses. It is what sets us apart from the animals. To argue that gays have the absolute inability to choose anything other than their own sexual preference is to reduce gays to the level of the animal, and to me that is bigoted and wrong. I have no problem with gays making their choices- just don’t try to pretend that those choices somehow entitle gays to special treatment.
But whoa- if it is a genetic thing, abortion will bring about an end to this genetic offshoot, if these tweets predict anything.
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Hero Spear-Tackles Hysteric Union Employee
Mar 9th
Im at Logan airport as I write this and am thankful that I don’t have to wait for a plane at the massive American Airlines hub at Dallas Fort-Worth. You can barely go cross-country on AA without having to stop at DFW, and when I read how an American Airlines flight attendant freaked out on the plane and was put down by a first class hero, I applauded.
From thescoopblog here:
A flight attendant aboard an American Airlines flight at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport got on the intercom system and began ranting in a way that alarmed passengers and authorities.
The flight attendant “came on the PA system ranting about AA bankruptcy and then telling them the plane was going to crash,” said the sister of one woman on the plane.
“She was addressing the captain, telling him not to take off, that it would not be her responsibility when the plane crashes and that it was going to crash. Then she was tackled by first-class passengers, who threw her against the wall.”
Another passenger told as friend, according to an email from that friend, that “the flight attendant went crazy, screaming abut 9-11 and crashing. Six men held her down.”
If the airline goes bankrupt I guarantee you this crazed woman will still draw her pension from the union benefits.
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Power of Positive Tweeting
Feb 29th
I’ve been at the RSA Conference this week out in San Francisco. And yes, there are hobos and smelly homeless people everywhere shaking their paper cups at me. But since I’ve been here I decided to tweet that I’ve been winning prizes at the vendor booths, with each prize becoming progressively better and better than the last, beginning with winning a pair of free movie tickets. Read the tweets from the bottom up.
And while I’ve been having fun with that, the most amazing thing happened. I really did win something, much to the chagrin to my friends.
Freakin’ hilarious! Haven’t had much chance to play with the new laptop yet but I’m still stunned that I really won a great prize.
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Magic Johnson Just Won’t Die of the HIV
Feb 19th
My wife is perpetually pissed that Magic Johnson still draws a breath. You really can’t blame her- she lost her Mom to HIV when she was 12. In a world where she can’t have a Mom and Magic Johnson sleeps with thousands of Basketball Groupies and gets the HIV and lives? Cosmically unjust. And apparently loads of people on Twitter agree with her.
And you know, I’m not gonna lie. When I saw that Magic Johnson was trending on twitter, I thought cosmic justice had just realigned with another celebrity death. But not so. All I know is that the Magic in Magic Johnson is AIDS-proof.
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4 Chinese Arrested for Eating Endangered Tortoises
Feb 16th
I saw a tweet from WTOP talking about the arrest of 4 people for eating endangered animals.
And before I even clicked on the link I knew the story was going to be about the Chinese. I have documented quite a few instances on this blog about Chinese cruelty to endangered animals.
From WTOP here:
Four Chinese nationals have been arrested on cruelty charges after they cut up and ate rare tortoises.
The men admitted to killing 40 of the Bell’s hinged species, which are listed as endangered. Investigators found 40 skeletons, 13 live tortoises and tortoise meat when they raided a house in rural southern Zimbabwe.
These are the first arrests in Zimbabwe of Chinese citizens on charges related to their eating habits. Investigators said Zhang Hong Yuan, Chen Caijan, Lin Guibin and Shi Jiahua stored the tortoises in their own droppings and without food or water in 50 gallon (200 liter) drums.
The four, fined separately on charges of “extreme cruelty” under the nation’s animal welfare laws, were found to have illegally entered Zimbabwe and were now in jail awaiting deportation.
Want to see other examples of Chinese animal cruelty? Click here.
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