My Super Alter Ego: Captain Annoying

I don’t have the time to battle evil people, so I don’t think I would be able to be a superhero. But I could certainly get into the super villain business as long as it didn’t take up too much time or cross any lines. For instance, at dinner tonight at a great Chinese restaurant, I disclosed my next campaign of evil:

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