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Sunday Morning Music: Ludo – “Too Tired to Wink”
May 27th
These guys rock and also like to pretend to be zombies on stage.
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Loading ...Nerdgasmic- Harp Playing Hotties in RennFair Garb Playing Game of Thrones Theme
May 13th
The title says it all. Pardon me while I towel off.
Thanks to [GAS]
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Midnight Nightmare Music: Lisa Gail – “3 Second Rule”
Apr 19th
I was going to put up a brand new artist or some new song by a favorite beloved artist, but VEVO is down for the count after they failed at modernizing their site. So you are stuck with this ear-splitting song by this middle-aged harpy. She calls her song “3 Second Rule” because she allows guys to stare at her FUPA for only 3 seconds before they turn to stone.
So enjoy her bad dye job. Her horrible makeup. Her retarded cowboy dancers who I’m sure would have nothing to do with Lisa Gail unless they were getting paid. Love her belt. Gawk at her gawdy jewelry. Marvel at her costume changes. Ponder where they get tanning beds this big to brown her dumb ass.
I’ve got a 3 second rule for fat ugly singers grazing on school house lawns. And now I remember why I hate line dancing. At 1:26 you can see a fabulous camel toe!
At 2:35 who the hell is singing backup? Alvin and the Chipmunks?! At the 3:20 mark she walks out of the school bowlegged.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...10 PM Music: Paul McCartney – ‘My Valentine’ Featuring Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp
Apr 17th
I’m a sucker for several things. One is Paul McCartney singing, next is Natalie Portman flapping her arms and signing, and lastly, Johnny Depp looking his age via black and white. Enjoy.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...1 AM Music: Garbage – “Blood for Poppies”
Apr 5th
Garbage is one of my favorite bands and its so nice to hear them playing music again.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...11 AM Music: Soundhog – “Whole Lotta Helter Skelter”
Mar 28th
This is an awesome mashup of Beatles and Led Zeppelin. Enjoy.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Keepin’ It Real: Rap Video Ends in Gunshots and Some Dude’s Head Run Over
Mar 23rd
Ah, the city of Brotherly Love. In Philly last night, some delinquent was shooting a rap video that attracted all kids of hood rats and thugs. Of course things got out of hand and someone just had to pop a cap in someone’s ass. When panic ensued, somebody fell on the street and had his freakin’ head run over by a car that may or may not have had spinner rims.
From ABC here:
Police are investigating the death of a man during the filming of an amateur rap video in the Olney section of Philadelphia.
There was a crowd so large at the corner of 5th Street and Tabor Road during the rap video taping, undercover Philadelphia police officers were watching over it.
Investigators say more than 100 people were gathered for the recording of an amateur rap video around 7:00 p.m. when someone fired the shots.
“The scene initially was very hectic. Once shots were fired, you’ve got a crowd of a 100 people., they flee in every direction,” Philadelphia Police Chief Inspector Scott Small said.
In the melee, a car accidentally ran over the head of a man who had fallen. He was transported to Albert Einstein Medical Center where he was pronounced dead.
Gruesome. How does a music genre that exists off of stolen sampled tracks from real musicians end up getting so many people killed? That shooter? Same guy who killed Biggie I bet.
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Its Official: Whitney Houston Died as a Crackhead
Mar 22nd
Whitney Houston’s blood had more drugs in it than a WalGreens.
From CNN here:
Coroner: Houston drowned after cocaine use
Whitney Houston died from an accidental drowning in a hotel bathtub, but the “effects of atherosclerotic heart disease and cocaine use” were contributing factors in her death, the Los Angeles County Coroner said in an autopsy report released Thursday.The toxicology tests found other drugs in her body, including marijuana, the anti-anxiety drug Xanax, the muscle relaxant Flexeril and the allergy medicine Benadryl, the report said.
I wonder if those LA Shock Jocks are still suspended for calling Whitney, appropriately, a “Crack Ho?” All of Whitney’s bodyguards and enabling sycophants that surrounded her and permitted her to do so many drugs is also to blame for the singer’s death.
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Mar 18th
The song is great even though it seems that the video director is intent on mixing 80′s punkers with 50′s motifs in the drive in featuring a zombie flick. So bizarre seeing what the millennials imagine my parent’s lifestyles to be like. Anyway, enjoy.
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Remy Has a Better Mandate for Men’s Health
Mar 10th
That Sandra Fluke woman wants the government to subsidize her ability to have sex without getting knocked up. Remy has a better idea:
Speaking of Sandra Fluke, I think it would be great if the Twitterverse could kindly remind her every day to take her birth control pills.
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Tony Bennett Wants to Legalize Drugs to Prevent Celebrity Deaths or Something
Feb 15th
In the wake of Whitney Houston’s flame out, Tony Bennett found a microphone and urged a crowd of people to push for the legalization of all street drugs because he couldn’t handle another Amy Winehouse death, or Michael Jackson death or Whitney Houston death.
What Tony actually said was:
“First it was Michael Jackson, then Amy Winehouse, now the magnificent Whitney Houston. Let’s legalize drugs, like Amsterdam, it’s a very sane city now. I’d like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs, so they have to get it from a doctor, not just some gangsters that just sell it under the table.”
Aren’t lounge singers cute when they try to pretend to be smart? Michael Jackson was put down by a doctor, Whitney OD’ed on booze and pills and Winehouse had alcohol poisoning. None of them were smoking crack or shooting heroin. The drugs they took were all legal and doctor prescribed.
Rob Taylor wrote an excellent piece on this for Red State. He said:
Tony Bennett illustrates the true drug problem in America which is our lack of real education about drug abuse. None of the deaths he complains about would have been stopped by legalizing illegal drugs. People don’t abuse drugs because the drugs are illegal, they abuse drugs because they are addicts or troubled or in some cases because they’ve been told by groups like NORML that drug abuse is consequence-less.
This message of consequence-free drug use–the mythical “victimless crime”–has seeped into every part of our culture. We have doctors prescribing highly addictive drugs like Xanax to children and wonder why death by drug overdose is on the rise.
It’s time to reengage the drug war as not just a legal issue, but an educational, cultural, and moral issue for which conservatism is the answer. The Tony Bennetts of the world cannot be allowed to spread these Cheech and Chongisms to another vulnerable generation.
Its no real surprise that Tony Bennett is talking out of his ass. A week after 9-11 he told Howard Stern that America deserved to be attacked and that we were terrorists too.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Midnight Music: Jack White – “Love Interruption”
Feb 14th
What better way to close out Valentine’s Day than have crazy-ass Jack White sing a song about how he wants love to beat the daylights out of him? Great song.
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Black History Month: Grammy Award Given to Misogynist
Feb 12th
Chris Brown the R&B superstar, mostly famous for beating up Rihanna, was given a grammy because, well if he didn’t get it the award would have gone to R Kelley who pees on underage girls. Check out some of these great tweets by Team Breezy, advocating the abuse of women. Many thanks to Twitter’s @fart for assembling this disturbing tweetlist.
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Whitney Had Two Crappy Bodyguards
Feb 12th
Whitney Houston, a washed-up singer and actress, got blitzed on booze at a Hollywood party, then swallowed a few Xanax and drowned while trying to take a bath. All while TWO bodyguards were nearby. The only thing more hilariously pathetic than that is that Twitter rumors said she had been stung to death by wasps.
Whitney's bodyguards should have been slow dancing with her, NOT watching as she destroyed herself with drugs and booze.
Whitney’s assured self destruction was a long time coming and everyone knew it. Those hilarious tweets about the wasps? Below.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Stadium is Much More Impressive Than the Team
Feb 9th
How ’bout them SeaHawks? meh. How ’bout their stadium and their awesome control room for the lighting? This is a fabulously entertaining video.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...10 PM Music: Foo Fighters – “These Days”
Jan 31st
Who doesn’t love a hi-def music video featuring tired band members on a long road tour?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...3 PM Music: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers – “Swingin’”
Jan 25th
A great re-release video by Tom from 1999. And this is an outstanding music video too starring Luke Wilson and Robin Tunney.
I always think that going down swinging is the only way to go.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...1 AM Music: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers – “You Don’t Know How it Feels”
Jan 21st
Yep, its an old song, but TomPetty’s Youtube account just posted this up to promote his 2012 tour, and its an awesome video.
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MegaUpload Closed Down for Piracy; Cannibalism
Jan 19th
I got files. Lots of files. I have so many files that I need huge storage space to store it all. But I have local storage for my files. I don’t give my stuff to websites, file lockers, drop boxes, and especially not to MegaUpload. And its true- I don’t do online backups because I choose to maintain custody of all of my data. And because I don’t use online filestores, the story about MegaUpload having its site raided by the FBI was a little bit alarming, and I thought it might be some type of gross overreach of justice and quite a bit on the shady side- And then I got a load of the fat piece of shit who calls himself Kim Dotcom, and thought instantly, oh yeah, they’re all guilty. He looks like he’s been eating third graders.
From CNET here:
The FBI has busted the operators of Internet locker service Megaupload, which had become one of the most popular video destinations on the Web, according to a statement from the U.S. Justice Department and FBI. Seven people have been named in an indictment and four suspects have been taken into custody. They have been charged in Virginia with crimes related to online piracy, including racketeering conspiracy, conspiring to commit copyright infringement, and conspiring to commit money laundering.
The suspects face a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison.
Megaupload is led by Kim DotCom, aka Kim Schmitz, a German with a colorful history who was once convicted of a felony but who has repeatedly denied engaging in piracy.
“This action is among the largest criminal copyright cases ever brought by the United States,” the statement said. The action “directly targets the misuse of a public content storage and distribution site to commit and facilitate intellectual property crime.“
This story, the photo of a massive rich fatty, plus the fact that Anonymous had a collective hissy fit today and launched DDoS attacks against DoJ and Music and Movie studio sites, leads me to believe that MegaUpload was being quite shady indeed. You can have file storage, but you can’t facilitate the commission of criminal filesharing. Napster was the first, then Kazaa, Gnutella, and all the rest. If you don’t first secure the site against illegal sharing you are headed for trouble.
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Will Sinead O’Connor Twittercide?
Jan 11th
Messed up has-been singer, drug addict, sexually confused former pop singer Sinead O’Connor, who recently divorced her husband after trying to buy crack in Vegas, took to Twitter to beg for psychiatric help. Read from the bottom up:
I don’t know if any other pseudo celebs have taken to Twitter to commit suicide, but this one might. Its not the first time she’s hinted at suicide. I guess nothing compares to your head in a gas oven.
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