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Steven Tyler Needs a Next Door Neighbor Who Has a Daughter and a Favor
Jan 3rd
So he can get the little girl’s training bra.
Thanks to TMZ. Gadzooks! I think he and Barney Frank can now commence man-tit rasslin’!
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Loading ...Important Question About New Year’s Eve
Dec 29th
Okay, this is admittedly a girly song, but who can resist the cutest couple ever from 500 Days of Summer singing a duet about New Year’s Eve?
To answer this question- I’ll be drinking some wine, enjoying finger foods and laughter with guests, and cringing every time they trot out that quivering paralyzed lump Dick Clark onto TV.
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Sinead O’Connor Still Making Good Decisions
Dec 27th
The 45 year old failed lesbian singer Sinead O’Connor announced on her website that her marriage to a man has ended after 18 days, but in actuality, it ended 3 hours after the nuptials. Sinead apparently took her new groom on a wild ride to find some marijuana.
From her website here:
Within 3 hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behaviour of certain people in my husband’s life. And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink. My husband was enormously wounded and very badly effected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage. It became apparent to me that if he were to stay with me he would be losing too much to bear. And that being with me was not going to serve him positively , career wise or any other wise. I saw his life leave him because of how people close to him reacted. And I can’t take anyone’s life. And a woman wants to be a joy to her husband. So.. U love someone? Set them free.
Most people grow up and start making wiser decisions, but its clear that Sinead O’Connor is going to make a lifetime out of bad choices. Nothing compares to her failures.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Christmas Ingrates Put to Music
Dec 27th
You know, I’m proud to live in a country where there is so little poverty and everyone has a high standard of living, but Jeez, these kids of the current and next generation are spoiled and GET OFF MY LAWN!!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...America Wins- Emo Greasy Skinny-Jean Wearing Arabs Suck at Arab Idol
Dec 25th
Ever have one of those conversations with friends about how the terrorists may have won because we have limited our own freedoms and liberties by locking down our security unnecessarily? Well, I’m happy to announce that we have hit them back with our deadliest weapon- Emo kids with tight Bart Simpson t-shirts, skinny jeans, effeminate movements and greasy nasty hair. And for the win, they now have Arab Idol where they openly mock the losers.
This is how we export freedom, I guess.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music: Remy – “Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas)”
Dec 21st
Remy is back just in time for the festive yule with this awesome lampoon of the TSA.
Now that the troops are home from Iraq, are any of the Patriot Act provisions or the retarded TSA going to be sunset? Of course not.
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Rapper Slim Dunkin Gunned Down in Front on 13 Witnesses- No One Snitches
Dec 17th
What?? A rapper gunned down in a rap music studio? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper Slim Dunkin was in the studio getting ready to lay down some samples of music recorded by real musicians elsewhere, during which time he would recite some badly written angry urban poetry, and one of the people in the studio at the time shot him point blank in the chest after an argument. To keep matters real, the 13 other witnesses present refused to snitch to the cops, so the shooter got away.
From the NYDailyNews here:
Rapper Slim Dunkin has been gunned down in a music studio as he prepared to record a video.
Dunkin, whose real name is Mario Hamilton, was fatally shot in the chest after getting into an argument with another individual.
“Before the video shoot took place, it appears the victim and suspect got involved in a verbal altercation. We don’t know what that altercation was about. The suspect produced a weapon, discharged that handgun one time, striking the victim in the chest,” cops said.
Police have not been able to identify the shooter. He said 13 to 20 people were in the small office-type building at the time of the shooting, which took place around 5:30 p.m. local time.
“Right now we’re just trying to….identify who may have seen what, really just trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together,” he said. “It seems everybody witnessed something very different. We’re just trying to go back and make sense of everything.”
Slim’s favorite word was Nigger and he was a 9-11 truther, rapping that the twin towers fell because of a government inside job. But at least he ‘kept it real’ all the way up to the end, which I hope is a great comfort to his family.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Just Put Some Gears On It
Dec 12th
There really is getting to be some pretty rotten steampunk jewelry and other items that are simply common junk with gears glued on it. And it is about time that someone wrote a Victorian-style Barber Shop Rap Song about it.
Thanks again to [GAS]
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...11 AM Music: The Muppets – “Man or Muppet”
Dec 11th
I got home after spending a week in Satan’s Taint, NJ, and I found my whole family singing this song.
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Mindy McCready’s Son Sent Back To Cuba
Dec 3rd
After an intense interstate chase that ended in the backwoods of an Arkansas Trailer Park, the Department of Justice captured Mindy McCready’s 5 year old son, Zander, and handed him over to Cuban officials. Former Attorney General of the United States, Janet Reno, had her first ever orgasm at the news.
From MusicMix here:
Mindy McCready’s 5-year-old son found ‘hiding in a closet’ with mom
By the time Arkansas authorities took country singer Mindy McCready’s 5-year-old son from her and into custody on Friday evening, one thing had already become apparent to much of America: McCready’s life has come to resemble a bad country song.
Mindy is reportedly very upset at the DOJ’s decision to send her son back to Castro’s Communist Regime, but is more upset about the broken closet door at her boyfriend’s trailer. “I just had this door painted, ya’ll” was her statement released via her attorney.
McCready, who is pregnant with twins, is hopeful that she can one day embroil those children in an interstate manhunt as well.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...5 PM Music: The Killers – “Cowboy’s Christmas Ball”
Dec 1st
Hey, its December and I bet you didn’t know that the Killers made a Christmas song. Here it is:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music: The Foo Fighters With Joan Jett – “Bad Reputation”
Nov 16th
What an incredible delight this is!
And Joan Jett looks pretty good. Is there room in the Foo Fighters for one more guitarist?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music: AC/DC – “Thunderstruck” Featuring Star Wars
Nov 12th
A very condensed version of Star Wars to an awesome soundtrack. Well Done!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Rapper Heavy D Died of the Heavy P or Heavy C
Nov 8th
A rapper was struck down on the streets in LA in broad daylight? The Hell you say! But its true. Rapper Heavy D walked out of his house and collapsed and later died at the hospital. But unlike most rappers that die on the street, Heavy D wasn’t surrounded by the acrid smell of gun powder. Best guess is that he was either suffering of pneumonia or he ate one too many helpings of pork rinds and died of a cholesterol drive-by.
Okay, enough snark, he seemed like he was a pretty decent professional artist judging by this interview.
From the Times here:
“Upon arrival, officers discovered a male, 44 years old, conscious, communicative, but having difficulty breathing,” the Beverly Hills Police Department said in a statement. “There are no obvious signs of foul play, and at this time his death is believed to be medically related.”
Heavy D had recently seen a private physician for a cough that may have been pneumonia.
He probably died in the waiting room waiting for a bed if his experience matched that of my wife with her recent bout of pneumonia. And I don’t know what the hell D was shopping for if he had a case of pneumonia. All I know is that if I was a black celebrity, I’d get rid of the private doctors. They seem to be killing them at a pretty good clip nowadays. And D wasn’t the youngest rapper to die from non-drive-by related deaths this year. Remember Nate Dogg?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Sunday Music: The 53% Rap Song
Nov 6th
This rap song is a huge middle finger to the spoiled commies at the Occupy rallies around the country. I love this, and bravo to the great people behind this.
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I Hear GWAR Has an Opening in the Band
Nov 4th
Flattus Maximus is not Rottus Maximus.
From the Dailymail here:
Cory Smoot, lead guitarist of the heavy metal band GWAR has been found dead on the group’s tour bus.
The body of the 34-year-old, who played under the sci-fi fantasy name of Flattus Maximus, was discovered following a gig in Minneapolis.
His bandmates are said to be ‘shocked and devastated’ by his death. The cause is still unknown.
I wonder if his death was Heavy Metal related? Alcohol poisoning, OD or death by syphilis- or maybe he choked on a pretzel.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music: Cage the Elephant – “Aberdeen”
Nov 1st
Claymation monster hunting for this band’s latest song-
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music: The Black Keys – “Lonely Boy”
Oct 26th
Just awesome music.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Herman Cain Sings the Beatles
Oct 24th
This is so awesome on so many levels. First, Cain pokes fun at a liberal anthem- John Lennon’s Imagine. And he sings about pizza, something he loves and something that made him a lot of money due to his outstanding leadership. And he can really sing. If you’ve ever been to a corporate back-patting party, this is by far, not the lamest thing to see at a corporate event, especially for 1991.
Skip to 3:00 in the video to see the beginning of the song.
The worst song you could sing to your fellow employees and stockholders? Symantec still has that record.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Guy on a Buffalo Goes on a Vengeance Rampage!
Oct 18th
The long-awaited final installment of the Guy on a Buffalo, who is fighting a mean case of gunshot wound, but is made better by the healing power of racoon dumplings. Sounds crazy, but its true!
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