Yeah, yeah, I know- the article I link to below says nothing whatsoever about the Doctor from Greenbelt, Maryland being a Muslim. But you can bank on it- he’s a follower of Islam. According to the CIA World factbook, odds are better than a coin flip that he is Muslim.  The Nigerian born man, along with his ex wife, used a fake passport to lure a teenage girl from Nigeria to his US home to force her to work as a houseservant and nanny of his 6 children for 5 years.

From WMAL here:

A Montgomery County man has pleaded guilty to holding a Nigerian teenager as a slave for five years.

Fifty-two-year-old George Udeozor, formerly of Darnestown, faces a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison followed by three years of supervised release. Udeozor also has agreed to pay the victim more than $110,000 in restitution.

According to the plea agreement, Udeozor used his oldest daughter’s passport to smuggle a 14-year-old Nigerian girl to his Maryland home in 1996. Udeozor and his then-wife used the girl as an unpaid domestic servant and child care provider. Prosecutors say the teenager was physically and sexually abused and did not go to school.

Udeozor’s ex-wife, Adaobi Stella Udeozor, was sentenced in 2006 to seven years in prison.

After his wife was busted, George fled to Nigeria. He was finally extradited to stand trial. As I had said previously, slavery is a longstanding and honored Islamic tradition. It was Muslims who rounded up Africans and sold them to the West as slaves. After fighting a war on this continent to end the practice, I don’t like the idea of a religious group trying to reintroduce it.

The rabid eco-religionists have had no luck getting white people to adopt their crazy ideas of abandoning fossil fuels. White people will not stop driving cars or using electricity, so the only people left on the planet that can be forced to do the bidding of Al Gore are the poor blacks in under-developed countries. In the name of the environment, the poor blacks on the earth will have all of their kerosene taken away. And if they want to have power? They have to work for it at slave wages.

From CNET’s Green Tech blog here:

The push for energy-efficient lighting in the developed world focuses on replacing wasteful incandescent bulbs with compact fluorescents and LEDs. In developing regions, however, kerosene lanterns still bring dim nighttime light to an estimated 1.6 billion people.

Engineers, start-ups, nonprofit groups, social entrepreneurs, and venture capitalists involved are working on portable flashlights and fixtures powered by solar panels and even bicycle-like pedaling contraptions.

Kerosene lamps cost less than a dollar. How are the world’s poor supposed to afford 3 dollar mercury-filled lightbulbs? Solar powered flashlights? Bicycle contraptions? Oh, I’m sure they will try to make everyone else pay for it somehow in the form of taxes. Why not just give them more kerosene?

And check out this racist photo in the gallery section:

That’s right, Eddy. Pedal your black ass off for the white man, and be sure to smile while you do it. We want to make everyone think your six hours of labor at 25 cents per hour looks fun!

From the accompanying text here:

In Haiti, the company set up a system so that people can rent portable LED lights, which are recharged by plugging into a generator powered by a bicycle-like device, for $2 per month. Kerosene lamp refills, by contrast, cost around $3.50 per month. Six hours of pedaling charges the 12-volt battery. Each 1.5-watt LED light running several hours every night should last a month.

Six hours of pedaling to save $1.50 per month. Maybe we can get an environmentalist to stand behind the black people with a horse whip to make sure they pedal harder.

The New York Times finally got hold of the story I originally blogged about here back in early April- that albino people are being harvested for body parts by insane witch doctors in Tanzania.

I note that not too much has changed in the story since I wrote about it in April. Only 19 albinos have supposedly been chopped up for lucky charms, which is the same body count from April.

But now, thanks to the NYTimes reporter, the featured Albino dude running for his life now has a nifty penny whistle to- oh, I don’t know- play a tune or something while crazed witch doctors slice and dice him. You’d think they would have given him a firearm, a big stick, a TASER or something. You can see the sad video of the albino blowing his whistle here. I mean, sheesh, its not even a good whistle. Its like blowing on a party favor.

And hey, Tanzania is a majority Islamic country, but I’m not too sure whether or not that has anything to do with cutting up albino people for luck- all I’m saying is these sorts of shenanigans don’t happen in countries with any other religious majority.

I wrote previously about how African people believe that body parts from albino people bring good luck. It’s like a sick rabbit’s foot. Now according to this new story, Africans are lynching each other because they believe they have magic powers to shrink or steal your penis. Really. Nice freakin’ culture you have there.

From Reuters here:

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

“You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We’ve had a number of attempted lynchings,” said the Police chief.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs.

Maybe they should steal the penises of the One Million men infected with AIDS. That would be helpful.

Watch out, paleface. Witch Doctors will cut you up and use your body parts for good luck. Just more proof that not all cultures are worth something.

From the IrishSun here:

President Kikwete has accused charlatan witch doctors of killing albinos in order to collect their body parts.

In Tanzania, local superstition leads people to believe albinos can bring luck and prosperity to those who come in contact with them.

President Kikwete says that 19 albinos have been murdered in the last year and that two others are still missing.

The country is home to roughly 300,000 people who suffer from the albino disorder, which prevents their bodies from producing pigmentation for their skin, hair and eyes.

More happy fun stories of African glee can be found starting with this post here.