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Making Viral Videos Makes Jason Russell Jerk It in Public
Mar 17th
The Kony 2012 video went viral last week. I couldn’t get past the first five minutes due to all of the liberal feel good “empowerment” music and holier than thou attitudes. Kony was a leader in an African war? Well who isn’t nowadays? I immediately suspected that this was a liberal smear job- and that liberals were rooting for an African version of Che Guevara. I tweeted about it:
@trenchreynolds if only liberals made a slick viral video about the WM3 like the one they made about Kony?Or Mumia?
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) March 13, 2012
And it turns out that my suspicions might have been right. Jason Russell, the brains behind the Invisible Children viral video targeting Kony was so overcome by his sudden fame that he was rocking out with his cock out in San Diego.
From the DailyMail here:
The director of the ‘Kony 2012′ viral video has been arrested for allegedly being drunk and masturbating in public.
Jason Russell, co-founder of the charity Invisible Children, was hospitalised after being found behaving strangely on the streets of San Diego. He was arrested yesterday morning following reports that he was seen vandalising cars and running through traffic wearing just his underwear.
Mr Russell, 33, was calm and co-operative when apprehended by police, according to NBC San Diego, but seemed to be under the influence of alcohol. Although he was not charged with a crime, officials decided that he should be committed to hospital for medical treatment following the incident.
Africa is hell on earth, and we don’t benefit one bit by having white liberals trying to crowd-source a lynching of a black man.
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Egypt Rejoins the Hell of Africa: Muslims Enraged by Bearded Mickey
Jan 10th
Now that Egypt is getting ready to become a backwards Islamic nation, the brains and money that made up the former peaceful nation will be stamped out. First up is the guy who brought cellular technology to Egypt- he is going to be jailed because he tweeted the pic below:
From the FT here:
Naguib Sawiris, the Egyptian telecoms tycoon, faces trial and a possible jail sentence over a Twitter message featuring Mickey and Minnie Mouse, the Disney characters.
A prosecutor in Cairo on Monday ordered the referral of the Christian business leader to court on accusations of contempt of Islam after a complaint against him lodged in the summer by a group of Islamist lawyers.
Mr Sawiris had retweeted last year a cartoon of Mickey Mouse sporting a beard and Minnie Mouse wearing a face veil, prompting outrage among conservative Muslims who saw it as an insult to their religion.
A retweet is going to get an Egyptian millionaire killed, and in a way, this was Obama’s dream for Egypt and the Arab Spring. He refused to support the government that had kept peace in the region for most of my life and now Egypt will march backwards into the 13th century. Egypt not only wants Minnie Mouse wearing the veil, but they want her beaten with a whip for going outside without a male relative. They want Mickey to recruit the obviously retarded Goofy into a suicide bomb plot against Zionist collaborators.
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British African Couple Torture Child to Death to Purge his Witchcraft
Jan 6th
There are quite a few people that preach that we should respect other cultures, but most cultures from Africa have no redeeming qualities. Case in point: Congolese people believe that witches influence everyone and the only way to purge bad behavior is to go to a church and have the witchiness beaten out of you. This belief system is called kindoki. And when Congolese people are allowed to immigrate abroad and aren’t required to adopt the customs of the new country, idiotic beliefs lead to death. In this case, Eric Bikubi and Magalie Bamu tortured and killed a 15 year old boy because they thought he was under the influence of witches. The victim, Kristy Bamu, was visiting them from France in 2010 for a Christmas vacation.
From the Dailymail here:
A teenager accused of witchcraft was tortured to death by his sister and her partner in ‘a tale of horror’ on Christmas Day, the Old Bailey heard. Eric Bikubi, 27, and Magalie Bamu, 28, attacked Kristy Bamu, 15, and his two sisters with pliers, knives and a hammer after accusing them of being ‘sorcerers’, it is claimed.
Kristy was in such pain after days of being attacked with sticks, a metal bar, hammer and chisel that he begged to die, jurors heard. The teenage boy had suffered more than 100 injuries – his face and head were covered in cuts and some of his teeth were missing when he was found in the blood-soaked flat.
He had died from a combination of his injuries and drowning.
The court was told he was in such pain and so exhausted from his ordeal that when he was forced into a bath he could not keep his head above the water.
The paramedics also found Kristy’s four siblings – brothers Yves, 22, and a 13-year-old, and two sisters Kelly, 20, and a younger sister. ‘All were standing in the living room, hysterical, terrified and soaking wet. None of them spoke any English. Both girls appeared to be injured,’ said Mr Altman.
The teenager was killed because he was suspected of witchcraft.
As it turns out, this couple had attacked others for sorcery in Britain too.
More on this retarded African belief system Kidoki from Dailymail here:
The prosecutor told jurors that the couple were believers in ‘kindoki’ – a form of witchcraft that pervades almost all sections of their native Congolese society.
He said: ‘Kindoki usually denotes a negative, malicious force, by which people in conjunction with the spirits, or by spirits alone, deliberately inflict harm. Kindoki pervades Congolese life, from high to low, rich to poor, and a believe in kindoki is not inconsistent with Christianity, because in the Congo it is practised in the churches with active support of the pastors. Fasting allegedly possessed children for days, and cleansing or purifying with water, are known features of practice.
‘We actually say that was what was practised by these two on those children. If the practice of kindoki is dislocated from the control of the churches and the supervisory influence of religious leaders, then it may take on a feral and, indeed, evil character – as the prosecution suggest it did here. The defendants were seeking Kristy’s deliverance and exorcism through the dealing out of ever-increasingly violent punishments.’
All cultures are not equal. There are superior and inferior belief systems. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Africa is Hell on Earth: Kenyan Firefighters are teh Fail
Sep 23rd
Meanwhile, back in Obama’s hometown of “Kiddie Kiddie Kiambu Kenya,” his kinsmen struggle to put out a three story apartment fire. The first firetruck didn’t have enough water. The second firetruck pumped a little water and then the firetruck just burst into flames.
Dang, I can’t help but hear the theme to the Three Stooges while I watch this.
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Albino Rapage for Curez and Lulz
May 5th
Tanzanian natives are still butchering Albinos and raping them in order to obtain magical powers, HIV/AIDS cures and bonus lives.

From Reuters here:
Hundreds of albinos are thought to have been killed for black magic purposes in Tanzania and albino girls are being raped because of a belief they offer a cure for AIDS. At least 63 albinos, including children, are known to have been killed, mostly in the remote northwest of the country.
Around 1.4 million Tanzanians among a population of 40.7 million have the HIV virus that leads to AIDS. Albino hunters kill their victims and harvest their blood, hair, genitals and other body parts for potions that witchdoctors say bring luck in love, life and business.
Activists last week reported three murders of teenage albino boys from the same family in northern Tanzania, who were poisoned and their bones later robbed from their graves.
Liberals love to say that indigenous cultures are pure, more connected with nature and have a higher moral value than our modern consumer lifestyles. Well, here is one AIDS riddled indigenous culture for them. Not only do they rape and butcher albino africans, they also rape virgins for a stupid belief that they can be cured of sexually transmitted diseases. Just across the border in the Congo, this same culture also rapes pygmies, a whole other race of people, because they think it gives them magic powers.
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Epic Face Palm
Feb 11th
Okay, this sculpture is a little better than the one below, but only because it is the most epic facepalm ever engraved in stone. This is the first sculpture you come to if you are leaving the Atlanta airport, and are walking instead of riding the train between terminals. This one was put on display as the first piece in the underground walkway by the workers who had to haul the heavy ugly things off a cargo plane, because it best captured what the movers felt at the time.
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Can’t Blame a Stone Brutha For Trying
Feb 11th
I took a long hike tonight because I got to the Atlanta airport a little early for my flight. So instead of taking the train between gates, I walked from the main terminal all the way to Terminal E, which I think, must be about 4 miles or something. I broke a sweat along the way and got to see some really stupid African Art.
This artist here is from Malawi, and rumor has it, he’s the real father of Madonna’s baby. Why they put his art sculptures in the center aisle of the Atlanta underground walkway between terminals, is anyone’s guess, but I’m thinking it was the closest place to a bunker they could drop these things after they flew in from God knows where.
I don’t know what the real title of this horrible piece of polished concrete is, but it is clear that the artist was sad that they human body just couldn’t bend that way. The stone face has a sad frustrated look.
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Egyptians Arms Growing Weary
Feb 7th
Saw this over at DiversityLane and I LOLed.

And it turns out that the Egyptian Army has had enough of everyone’s chronic demonstrations too and are beginning to round up the malcontents according to HotAir.
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Sticks and Stones May Break Bones, But Words Get You Eaten By Lions
Nov 2nd
Some dumbass chef in South Africa came to work drunk, stood on the edge of the Lion Den at the zoo that employed him and verbally taunted the Lions. He sure didn’t think they could leap THAT high.
You know they weren’t lygers because you just don’t taunt a lyger.

From the NyDailyNews here:
Three lions pulled an inebriated worker who was taunting them into their enclosure and devoured him before his horrified friend.
Jan Bredenhand, who had been working as the restaurant manager for the Addo Croc and Lion Ranch near Port Elizabeth, South Africa, for just one month, returned from an all-night party Sunday morning and hopped on a gate around the lions enclosure when he was attacked.
A witness told police that the 30-year-old and one of his friends provoked the lions with loud taunts.
The friend, identified only as “Simon,” ran for help and brought back several tourists who were staying in a nearby chalet.
“It was horrific,” one of the tourists, Veluchia Hassim told South Africa’s News 24 TV. “The one lion was gnawing on his ribs when we got there.”
Tourism in South Africa must be pretty good if you get dragged by locals to watch their friends get eaten by lions. Do you have to tip them in that situation? I’m just not so clear on African customs. Do you applaud the lions? Obviously you don’t boo them!
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Uganda to Ban Teh Gays: No Eat the Poo Poo!
Jun 2nd
Official warning that this is a graphic educational video from Uganda, a predominantly Christian country surrounded by hellholes such as the Congo, Sudan and Rwanda.
The country has one of the lowest rates of HIV infection in the continent. Note that the spread of HIV in other parts of Africa is not due to homosexuality, but due to some rather gross beliefs practiced during heterosexual sex, most notably the belief that raping a virgin will cure the disease, as well as the Islamic belief that a woman must be dry during sex or she must be enjoying it.
Awesome that they blame Barack Obama on the importation of these homosexual values into their country. Just remember: Don’t eat the poo poo!
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This is How They Roll in Nigeria
Aug 13th
I saw this fantastic photo on FARK on another thread and couldn’t believe my eyes. In Nigeria it is common for street thugs to keep hyenas and baboons as pets, mostly because I think there is a shortage of pit bulls.

Typical of the geeks on FARK, I present you with this quote from the post:
Ha Ha Ha…Boys will be boys…Torturing animals to death is a long tradition for restless boys during the hot dog days of summer. Luke Skywalker used to shoot small animals when he was bored, and he ended up saving the universe…
Dude, where do you come from where a 2 meter rodent is “small”?
A place where Banthas are common beasts of burden, there is at least one Sarlacc, and it’s not unheard of to keep a Rancor as a pet.
I started searching the Internet to find out if this was a real photo or a real practice, and aparently it is. According to a blog post here, street thugs use these chained hyenas to frighten passersby in order to extort money from them.
There are also photosets here which show other Nigerians with their hyenas. Notable is how many of them keep what looks like a macrame muzzle on those creatures.
In order to feed these hungry beasts the typical Nigerian man must send 5 spam runs per day claiming that he has 110 million dollars US he needs to offload- phishing for fools that fall for their advanced fee fraud.
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Malawi Mighty Tasty Mice
Aug 10th
I saw this bizarre photo on Yahoo. Its a reminder that not all cultures are equal. In Malawi, where Madonna shops for babies, the farmers seem to be growing corn for the wrong purpose, if you go by what the caption of the AP photo says:
Cooked, salted or dried, field mice are strung on sticks and sold as a popular delicacy in Malawi in markets or at roadside stalls. The rodents are hunted in corn fields after the harvest when they have grown plump on a diet of grains, fruits, grass and insects. Malawi, with a population of 12 million, is among the poorest countries in the world, with rampant disease and hunger, aggravated by periodic droughts and crop failures.
“Popular delicacy” my ass. If these morons would keep the rats out of the corn and stop eating the diseased critters, perhaps they could grow some decent food and improve sanitation. The way the AP words it, this is “just how Malawi likes to roll.”
12 percent of this country’s population has HIV/AIDS and half of the population is aged 16 or younger. Just more proof that Africa is Hell on Earth.
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Raping Pygmies Create Magic Fairy Dust
May 15th
Pygmies are indigenous to the jungles of the Congo, and they are about 2/3rd the size of normal people. Other than the fact that they are a unique race of people, there is nothing special about them- except that soldiers in the Congo think that if you rape enough of them you get magical powers, or maybe some type of “powerup” like its a perverted video game.

Raping little people scares the bejeezus out of Matt Roloff. From the AFP here with thanks to InterestedParticipant:
Government troops sodomised pygmies in March in the eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), believing they would gain supernatural powers, a regional rights group said yesterday.
“Some soldiers from the 85th Brigade sodomised three male pygmies to gain supernatural powers and protection in Kisa village in Walikale territory,” said the Human Rights League of the Great Lakes (LDGL).
“The village chief was stripped and (sodomised) in the presence of his wife, his children and daughter in-law,” said the LDGL, which groups dozens of rights groups in Rwanda, Burundi and the DRC. The children in turn were stripped and raped in front of their father,” said the group in a report.
The pygmies live essentially as subsistence hunter-gatherers in the forests in the DRC’s equatorial zones and have been targeted by militia groups in the past.
This is the hell that is Africa. It is the 21st century and these barbarians still believe in magic and witchcraft- and how the hell such powers can be acquired by having gay sex with little people is beyond my ability to imagine. Wanna see more African culture in practice? Check out how they treat Albinos.
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Nigerian Cops Arrest Carjacking Goat
Jan 25th
Those Nigerian cops sure know how to do detective work. While chasing a couple of carjackers, one of the suspects transmogrified himself into a goat to avoid arrest. But such shapeshifting trickery won’t get past Nigeria’s finest law enforcement officers!

From the Vanguard here:
It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.
The goat “suspect” is being detained over an attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the car Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.
Police explained that officers had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to carjack the Mazda, and while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned into this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.
The police spokesman said the goat “armed robbery suspect” will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.
Mighty fine policework there, Lou. Now I understand why so many scammers are running around in Nigeria. They keep turning into goats to avoid arrest! All those Nigerian scam emails? Written by goats. Srsly.
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Village Idiot Loses Family Fortune. All He got Were Magic Beans
Jan 14th
John Rempel is the blond doofus crybaby below who spent 150,000 bucks on a Nigerian email scam. He thought a distant relative had left him 12.8 million bucks.

From the WindsorStar here:
A Leamington man has fallen prey to international scam artists who strung him along for more than a year with the promise of millions in cash, but ultimately bilked him and his family of $150,000.
John Rempel said he quit his truck driving job, lost friends, borrowed money and crossed the globe in pursuit of a non-existent inheritance, after he was contacted by e-mail in what is known as a Nigerian 419 scam.
Rempel said he borrowed $55,000 from an uncle in Mexico and his parents gave him $60,000 on credit to cover fees for transferring $12.8 million into his name.
“They’re in it now because of me,” said Rempel, 22, breaking into sobs. “If it wasn’t for me, nobody would be in this mess. You think things will work out, but it doesn’t. It’s a very bad feeling. I had lots of friends. I never get calls anymore from my friends. You know, a bad reputation.”
His troubles began in July 2007. He said he got an e-mail from someone claiming to be a lawyer with a client named David Rempel who died in a 2005 bomb attack in London, England, and left behind $12.8 million.
“It sounded all good so I called him,” said Rempel. “He sounded very happy and said God bless you.”
Then he began to fork over money. Loads of it, for dumbass reasons. Read the article for full details. Eventually:
In London, Rempel met some people and handed over the $10,000.
They met Rempel the next day with a suitcase. They said it had $10.6 million in shrink-wrapped U.S. bills. Rempel wanted more proof. His new friends pulled out one bill and “cleansed” it with a liquid “formula,” which washed off some kind of stamp. Rempel was told that process made the money “legal tender.”
They were going to charge the doofus 120,000 bucks for more of the magical formula to wipe the stain off the money. This is a common ploy of this scam, and the stained money turns out to be just black construction paper. The world’s dumbest doctor fell for the scam and I blogged about it here.
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Keeping It Real: African Wiccans Sacrifice 12-Year-Old Boy
Dec 30th
It pisses me off that liberal newspaper writers have to trot out complete frauds like Coconut Grove Witch Sandra Cheryl Richardson during the Christmas season in a bald attempt to promote Wiccans and the Winter Solstice festival they celebrate. The stupid bitch prattles on in this article in the Miami Herald about her psychic powers and how she is a paranormal investigator, which means she makes a living ripping off stupid people. She should be a real wiccan like these two fellas in the picture below. For their winter solstice, they didn’t screw around with gay tarot cards and chanting the winds around a spicy-smelling candle. They gashed a little boy- the nephew of one of them- in the throat with a knife, killing him instantly. They needed his head to make a wealth potion. Blessed Be!

These are real practitioners of Wicca. They don’t mess around with stupid incense and candles.
From the Uganda Daily Monitor here:
Police have arrested three men for the Boxing Day ritual murder of a 12-year-old boy, Eriya Kalule.
The three suspects confessed to police that they had murdered Kalule after receiving money from a witch.
The suspects are the witchdoctor, Mr Joseph Kitamirike, who allegedly ordered the sacrifice of the child. His accomplices are Mr Patrick Makonzi, 19, an uncle to the slain child, and Mr Patrick Otuba, 38, of Nambula village.
Mr Makonzi offered his nephew as a sacrifice and later helped Mr Otuba to hack the teenage boy to death. He also tasked Mr Otuba to dig up a grave of a man who had died rich and get him the bones, along with the child’s head for use in performing the rituals.
Mr Otuba paid Mr Makonzi Shs50,000 and asked him to find him a child for sacrifice. “He is the one who brought the money and said we were going to get more if I got them my nephew’s head,” Mr Makonzi said, pointing at Mr Otuba.
Mr Makonzi said he lured his nephew to a thicket during lunch hours on Friday, promising that they were going to eat fene (jack fruit).
Mr Otuba was already waiting and they dragged the boy away and slit his throat, killing him instantly, Mr Makonzi said.
The wiccans in Africa probably laugh their black asses off at the posers here in the US who profess to worship the “goddess” and wear all black and purple and put glitter in their hair.
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Planned Parenthood Wants to Legalize the Spread of AIDS
Nov 13th
Not only is Planned Parenthood accepting donations to abort only black babies, but now they want to make spreading AIDS completely legal in all countries, including the United States. And they are teaming up with the United Nations to make sure it happens. What the Eff Planned Parenthood has to do with HIV is anyone’s guess.

From the AP here:
An increasing number of countries worldwide are making spreading HIV a crime, according to a new report from the International Planned Parenthood Federation.
According to Planned Parenthood, 58 countries worldwide have laws that criminalize HIV or use existing laws to prosecute people for transmitting the virus. Another 33 countries are considering similar legislation.
Since 2005, seven countries in West Africa have passed HIV laws. In Benin, simply exposing others to HIV is a crime, even if transmission doesn’t occur. And in Tanzania, intentional transmission of the virus can lead to life imprisonment.
In the U.S., 32 states have laws criminalizing HIV transmission.
Many of the laws in Africa were passed after a meeting in Chad in 2004 sponsored by the U.S. Agency for International Development, the world’s biggest funder of AIDS programs, and attended by U.N. officials.
“The U.N. was definitely remiss to allow this to happen,” said Kevin Osborne, a senior HIV adviser at IPPF and one of the report’s authors.
In countries like Britain, Canada and the U.S., which are major donors of efforts to fight AIDS in Africa, such cases are particularly unfortunate, many experts say.
“It sets a poor example in the sense that other countries may then think this is an appropriate or desirable way to deal with HIV,” said Richard Elliott, executive director of the Canadian HIV/AIDS Legal Network.
And a stupid quote from Planned Parenthood said here:
“For the foreseeable future we will never have an AIDS-free world, but because of that we should find new ways to live and to love – becoming wiser and richer. HIV must be embraced not feared!” – Dr Nono Simelela of the International Planned Parenthood Federation in London.
Of course liberals are all about spreading diversity. And we should treat those infected with HIV who wantonly spread the deadly virus to everyone with love? Absolutely not.
If someone is going around spreading Anthrax spores, you put them in jail. Same for anyone spreading radioactive dust. If anyone was in the possession of a biological weapon, you put them in jail, not coddle them and tell them its okay to release the weapon on the populace. There is no difference in these examples and deliberately transmitting the HIV virus.
Is jail too harsh? I dunno, ask the victims infected by this guy.
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Albinos and the Bing Bang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Oct 21st
Witchdoctors in African countries are still chopping up albinos. The latest victim is a 10-year-old girl.

From SkyNews here:
At least 26 other albinos, mostly women and children, have been killed in different parts of the east African country of Tanzania over the past year.
Albinos lack melanin pigment in the skin, eyes and hair, which protects from the sun’s ultraviolet rays. But witch doctors believe they have magical powers to bring fortune.
Some families kill albino babies upon birth, Tanzanian authorities say.
And authorities in Kenya and Burundi, where albino killings have also been reported in recent months, have started to give added protection. Some reports say albino skin is prized in the Democratic Republic of Congo, another troubled African nation where superstition is high.
Did I mention that Barack Obama’s Grandfather used to make albino stews? And the NYTimes is doing their part for this crisis by handing out whistles to those that need sunblock and firearms.
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Nigerian Shoots Self With BB-Gun; Blames Racist Bald Dog Walker
Oct 9th
Drudge linked to an article that said a man was shot by a crazed racist just because he was wearing an Obama T-Shirt. And get this: It happened in London, England, where guns are illegal and closed circuit cameras blanket the streets. Somehow, this racist, who was bald and walking a dog, was able to elude the police and all of the cameras. Of course, there is no arrest, because there wasn’t an attacker- just a Nigerian liberal who thinks that a claim of a hate crime will somehow further his political agenda.

From the DailyMail here:
A man told today how he was shot three times in a London street for wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt.
Nigerian immigrant Dube Egwuatu was buying a mobile telephone top-up card in an off-licence when the gunman confronted him and glared at the t-shirt, which carries an image of the Democrat US presidential candidate underneath the legend ‘Believe’.
The man then launched into a tirade of racist slurs, shouting ‘I fucking hate niggers’. The man then left the shop and when Mr Egwuatu left, the attacker was waiting for him in broad daylight with a threatening-looking dog and holding a gun behind his back.
Realising what had sparked the increasingly violent assault, the terrified Mr Egwuatu zipped up his jacket to cover the image of Mr Obama and walked to his car.
But the shaven-headed man, who was white, followed Mr Egwuatu and after pulling open the passenger door pointed the gun at him. Egwuatu put the keys in the ignition and turned the engine on. The attacker then fired the gas-powered ball-bearing pistol three times, hitting the civil servant in the face, hand and shoulder.
Fearing for his life and bleeding heavily, Mr Egwuatu raced away in his car and found somewhere safe to call for help. He was taken to hospital and later sent to have a piece of metal removed from his jaw.
The Met said it was investigating the incident, which took place in South Norwood, and that police searched a nearby house which the attacker was seen going into. No one has been arrested.
Gas powered ball bearing pistol? You mean a BB gun? Sheesh. It couldn’t cause massive bleeding and could barely pierce the skin. And look at the picture. See the wound on his hand? Its impossible to inflict a wound on that spot of his hand by a shooter from the passenger side of a car (drivers side in US). It is obvious that Egwuatu shot himself with a BB-Gun and tried to blame it on a mysterious skinhead with a vicious dog.
We don’t have hate crimes like this in the US. We have lots of faked hate crimes though. And if you believe Egwuatu’s fantastic story, he also wants to get you to help him smuggle 50 Million US Dollars from the corrupt Nigerian government.
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Nigerian Culture Sucks
Aug 4th
Compared to sensible western cultures, the culture of Nigeria is often barbaric, and their belief systems are a joke. As proof, I offer the story of Remi Fakorede. When she defrauded Great Britain of almost One Million Pounds of welfare cash, she blamed her crimes on a voodoo spell and showed the judge two severed fingers that fell off of her daughter as proof of witchcraft!
From the Sun here:
A mother caused uproar in court when she pulled two fingers from her handbag and said they belonged to one of her children. Mother-of-six, Nigerian-born Remi Fakorede, 46, now behind bars for a “breathtaking” £925,000 tax credit fraud, claimed they had fallen off as a result of a strong “voodoo” curse that had been placed on her and her family and forced her into crime.
Although it is understood one of her children had lost part of her hand after suffering renal problems and developing gangrene, DNA test results are now under way to find out who the fingers belong to.
Fakorede invented 20 aliases using combinations of her various names and a string of children – including twins and some allegedly disabled – to make 39 false tax credit claims over a five-year period.
Half the £925,933 defrauded passed through an account in her maiden name while £70,000 was laundered through her daughter’s.
Fakorede told the court her mother had died a few months earlier and explained how her mother had been taken from her home and “murdered”. The culprits or “forces of darkness” as she called them had then put a powerful “voodoo” curse on her and her family. She said the magic employed was so strong it caused one of her children to lose two fingers.
It was at that point she opened her handbag and pulled the fingers out.
At which time those two fingers wiggled over to a keyboard and typed up a Nigerian Email Scam. Ph3ar the voodoo.
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