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Knows Who’s Convinced of the Zombie Apocolypse? Blacks in Miami
Jun 4th
Black people in Miami are terrified now of zombies due to the recent spate of cannibalism reports in the region and around the country. How this crazy white dude in the video below didn’t end up in the ER is beyond me.
And it also occurs to me that if you are a neighborhood watchman wishing to keep hoodie-wearing-skittles-munchers out of your gated community, try some zombie makeup. It might work.
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Zombie Prank In Miami Almost Goes Horribly Wrong bit.ly/M4TCBj #tcot
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) June 4, 2012
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Loading ...CDC Denies Zombie Outbreak
Jun 2nd
The Center for Disease Control of the US Government now denies that the recent spate of deadly cannibal attacks are in fact zombies risen from the grave or recently infected from other zombie bites.
From the DailyMail here:
U.S. government says zombies are NOT real: Feds forced to deny existence of the undead after spate of bizarre flesh-munching attacks
Following several disturbing incidents involving cannibalism that have set the Internet aflutter with rumours of an impending ‘Zombie Apocalypse,’ the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released a statement on Friday, saying that there is no cause to fear the walking dead.
‘CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms), agency spokesman David Daigle told the Huffington Post.
The CDC decided to weigh in on the zombie question in earnest following a vicious attack that happened in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, aged 31, was shot and killed by police while devouring the face of a homeless man.
On Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student from Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, and then eating his heart and parts of his brain.
Law enforcement officials are on the hunt for Luka Rocco Magnotta, a porn actor who killed and dismembered Jun Lin, a Chinese man believed to be his lover, and then raped and ate flesh from the corpse.
The recent instances of cannibalism have driven ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ up to the No. 2 spot on Google’s list of trending search terms
A man in Sweden who allegedly cut off and ate his wife’s lips, followed by a story out of New York where a man chewed the ear off another man at a Staten Island restaurant.
It also has been reported that in New Jersey, a man stabbed himself multiple times in front of police and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at them.
Just remember. Be silent. Remove the head. And practice your cardio.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Choomer in Chief
May 29th
Even the whacky Taiwanese animators are making fun of Obama’s drug taking past.
And remember that Zombie story I blogged a couple of days ago? Turns out they had been smoking “bath salts” or some derivative of LSD. A drug that turns its users to zombies? Gadzooks!
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Miami Cops Shoot Zombie
May 27th
Either the cops put down a zombie while it was dining on brains, or two gay guys had a wild night of partying.
From the MiamiHerald here:
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face half eaten, by a naked man.
A road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.
The officer approached and, seeing what was happening, ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries. Their identities were not released.
Dude, they should put that other guy down too. Its only a matter of time before he turns and starts eating doctors and nurses at the hospital. Luckily this is only a localized zombie outbreak.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Sunday Morning Music: Ludo – “Too Tired to Wink”
May 27th
These guys rock and also like to pretend to be zombies on stage.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...11 PM Music: Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
Mar 18th
The song is great even though it seems that the video director is intent on mixing 80′s punkers with 50′s motifs in the drive in featuring a zombie flick. So bizarre seeing what the millennials imagine my parent’s lifestyles to be like. Anyway, enjoy.
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Creepy Zombie Bedsheets
Feb 3rd
This looks like a great bedcover for those that need my guest room as a crash pad.
It was from etsy here, but already sold out.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Spooky Wine
Oct 16th
All of the vineyards in Napa are decorated for Halloween. This was taken inside the tasting room at Trefethen-
In addition to the 15 dollar tasting, I went home with a 30 dollar bottle of Chardonnay. Yeah, its better than the Chardonnay I get at home in Virginia, but perhaps not worth the 45 bucks for the bottle.
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Awesome Zombie Wedding Photos
Aug 22nd
The part about weddings I hate the most is the photography session that seems to last a couple of hours between the couple saying “I do” and when you can start to eat at the reception. Finally, here’s a couple that took good advantage of those hours to do something memorable and fun. Below is just a single photo of the epic photo album. Click here to see the rest. Also, notice how the groom fights the zombie without spilling his wine? Skills, baby. Skills.
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You’ve Got Green on You
Aug 2nd
James Hance makes really great pop-art crossover prints and you can see them all on his website here. This is my favorite because of the Shaun of the Dead reference.
Wow, I wonder if this artist got a letter from the Muppets lawyers threatening to sue him like the one I received?
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