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Rudy Eugene Was a Pot Zombie

If you smoke so much chronic that you turn into a pot zombie you know you have a problem. Rudy Eugene, the so-called “Causeway Cannibal” was not high on “bath salts” as originally thought according to toxicology reports. But he was a chronic pot smoker. So much for pot smoking to be a “victimless crime” eh?

From CBS here:

Rudy Eugene, the Causeway Cannibal who ate the face off a homeless man he attacked along the MacArthur Causeway, was apparently not high on bath salts or any other exotic street drug at the time of the attack, according to a report released Wednesday by the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner.

The news leaves law enforcement officials wondering what drove Eugene to strip off his clothes, attack homeless man Ronald Poppo, and chew off pieces of flesh from Poppo’s face.

The much-anticipated toxicology report released by Miami-Dade Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Hyma found marijuana in Eugene’s system, something CBS4 News had previously reported, but no evidence of any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs.

Dear God, pot zombies exist.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Rudy Eugene Was a Pot Zombie

  • L toasty

    No. He had to have been schizophrenic or something. Pot does not cause extreme delusion like that. I know I’ve smoked it for thirty years and have only ever eaten the face off live animals. Never humans.

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