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Crazed Loon Tries to Sacrifice his Son
Apr 30th
There are whole religions based on sacrificing your only son- something that Joseph Ramirez, 30, tried to do in San Diego. Ramirez heard his dead granny talking to him, demanding a blood sacrifice, so he slit his 8-yo’s wrists. Luckily someone put a stop to it before the boy died.
From NBC SanDiego by way of Pat Dollard,
Joseph Ramirez, 30, took his family to Mount Hope Cemetery Saturday around 4:30 p.m. and told them his dead grandmother told him to sacrifice the 8-year-old boy, according to San Diego police.
Officers released a report stating Ramirez had brought candles to the cemetery. One of the candles broke, and he used a piece of the broken glass to slash open his son’s forearms.
Ramirez then slashed his own forearms.
Medical assistant Corey Granberry witnessed the incident and jumped in to help along with her best friend Jaymisha Pires.
If only Ramirez had changed his mind and butchered a lamb instead- he could have started a new religion plus only be charged with cruelty to animals.
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Wonder Twin Powers of the Stupid: Form of Wiccan Yoga!
Apr 17th
Stretching is not exercise. Sorry. It might make you flexible, but big whoop. If you pay someone to stretch, you are simply stupid. Even more so if you think that Yoga makes you a “spiritual person.” Oooh! Buddhists, the poorest cult in the world, does Yoga! The only thing dumber than Yoga is Wicca. Wiccans are typically 14 year old girls running around shouting “blessed be” and pretending to cast spells like Harry Potter. And if you are a grownup who believes in Wicca, you are simply stupid too. Now comes a stupid man who was into both and somehow tried to form his own sex cult.
From the DailyMail here:
It was the lurid scandal that rocked the world of yoga to its core.
But now new details have emerged of the Wiccan group sex parties hosted by John Friend, the founder of the popular Anusara yoga movement.Friend is said to have founded a coven of women called Blazing Solar Flames who would give him naked massages to increase the amount of ‘energy’ between them.
According to The Daily Beast he called himself ‘Grand Magus’ and dubbed one of his women ‘High Priestess’ as they got down to the ‘mix of kissing and rubbing’.
He also told them to cut off locks of their pubic hair – and put them in an altar for another member of the coven.
Friend stepped down in February as the figurehead of Anusara yoga, which has 600,000 students worldwide, for an indefinite period of what he called ‘self-reflection, therapy and personal retreat’.
He admitted to having sex with students, married women and his employees, cheating on his girlfriend and smoking marijuana. There were also allegations about financial mismanagement in relation to pension funds. More than 100 Anusara yoga instructors have now quit in disgust.
Shocker! A fat hippie passes stretching off as exercise, smokes dope, has illicit sex and pretends to have magic powers? I hope every one of his 600 Thousand followers (democrat voters) realize how stupid and foolish they are.
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British African Couple Torture Child to Death to Purge his Witchcraft
Jan 6th
There are quite a few people that preach that we should respect other cultures, but most cultures from Africa have no redeeming qualities. Case in point: Congolese people believe that witches influence everyone and the only way to purge bad behavior is to go to a church and have the witchiness beaten out of you. This belief system is called kindoki. And when Congolese people are allowed to immigrate abroad and aren’t required to adopt the customs of the new country, idiotic beliefs lead to death. In this case, Eric Bikubi and Magalie Bamu tortured and killed a 15 year old boy because they thought he was under the influence of witches. The victim, Kristy Bamu, was visiting them from France in 2010 for a Christmas vacation.
From the Dailymail here:
A teenager accused of witchcraft was tortured to death by his sister and her partner in ‘a tale of horror’ on Christmas Day, the Old Bailey heard. Eric Bikubi, 27, and Magalie Bamu, 28, attacked Kristy Bamu, 15, and his two sisters with pliers, knives and a hammer after accusing them of being ‘sorcerers’, it is claimed.
Kristy was in such pain after days of being attacked with sticks, a metal bar, hammer and chisel that he begged to die, jurors heard. The teenage boy had suffered more than 100 injuries – his face and head were covered in cuts and some of his teeth were missing when he was found in the blood-soaked flat.
He had died from a combination of his injuries and drowning.
The court was told he was in such pain and so exhausted from his ordeal that when he was forced into a bath he could not keep his head above the water.
The paramedics also found Kristy’s four siblings – brothers Yves, 22, and a 13-year-old, and two sisters Kelly, 20, and a younger sister. ‘All were standing in the living room, hysterical, terrified and soaking wet. None of them spoke any English. Both girls appeared to be injured,’ said Mr Altman.
The teenager was killed because he was suspected of witchcraft.
As it turns out, this couple had attacked others for sorcery in Britain too.
More on this retarded African belief system Kidoki from Dailymail here:
The prosecutor told jurors that the couple were believers in ‘kindoki’ – a form of witchcraft that pervades almost all sections of their native Congolese society.
He said: ‘Kindoki usually denotes a negative, malicious force, by which people in conjunction with the spirits, or by spirits alone, deliberately inflict harm. Kindoki pervades Congolese life, from high to low, rich to poor, and a believe in kindoki is not inconsistent with Christianity, because in the Congo it is practised in the churches with active support of the pastors. Fasting allegedly possessed children for days, and cleansing or purifying with water, are known features of practice.
‘We actually say that was what was practised by these two on those children. If the practice of kindoki is dislocated from the control of the churches and the supervisory influence of religious leaders, then it may take on a feral and, indeed, evil character – as the prosecution suggest it did here. The defendants were seeking Kristy’s deliverance and exorcism through the dealing out of ever-increasingly violent punishments.’
All cultures are not equal. There are superior and inferior belief systems. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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City Union Members Use Witchcraft in Negotiations
Dec 2nd
A Santeria Birdseed plot has resulted in one non-union idiot being fired and another one in hot water.
From the MiamiHerald here:
Two North Miami Beach police department employees allegedly tried to cast a spell over the city manager’s office.
A note to prospective municipal employees: If you’re looking for a way to help out beleaguered colleagues, casting a spell on your boss is probably not the way to go. Two North Miami Beach employees — one a police officer, the other a department office manager — are in hot water after trying to enlist some supernatural aid in the form of what they believed to be a Santeria practice.
Their alleged target: City Manager Lyndon Bonner, whose plan to slash the police budget prompted protests and union outrage this fall.
Their mystical material: handfuls of birdseed which, according to an internal affairs report, they hoped to scatter in and around Bonner’s fourth-floor office at City Hall. But when they tried to recruit a janitor to sprinkle the seeds, she balked — and turned them in.
Officer Elizabeth Torres told investigators she meant the manager no harm: “I want to clarify, that it’s nothing malicious and nothing intended to hurt that person.” She was told last week she faced termination over the August incident, which took place against the backdrop of a contentious budget season. Unionized city employees must go through an appeal process before they can be fired.
Office manager Yvonne Rodriguez, who is not a member of the union, was fired last week for her role in the plot.
While Santeria practitioners have argued that their practice constitutes a legitimate religion and bristle at depictions of the practice as black magic or witchcraft, they acknowledge that public displays of their traditions can spook non-believers. And both adherents and experts say that the Afro-Cuban religion, itself an amalgamation of Catholicism and African spiritual traditions, does not count malice — such as casting harmful spells — as one of its principles.
So if their fake religion of Santeria wasn’t going to harm the City manager, what the hell was the purpose of getting the stupid birdseed then? It most certainly wasn’t going to be a blessing or a which for success for the manager, now was it?
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Haitian Culture is Stupid and Deadly
May 21st
Everything Haitian is steeped in failure. Case in point, a New York illegal immigrant from Haiti set fire to her daughter’s head in some kind of oogie-boogie ritual she learned from her spectacular failure of a culture.
From the WSJ here:
Prosecutors say a New York City woman admitted setting fire to her young daughter during a voodoo ritual by pouring flammable liquid on the girl’s head and igniting it, scarring her body.
Marie Lauradin (lah-hahr-DAHN’) pleaded guilty Wednesday to first-degree assault by pouring the liquid on her then-6-year-old daughter at their Queens home in 2009.
Prosecutors say Lauradin poured the accelerant on her daughter’s head and in a circle on the floor as part of a voodoo practice involving a loa, or spirit.
Prosecutors say the judge indicated he would sentence her to 17 years in prison. She also faces possible deportation back to her native Haiti.
It takes two years to put a stupid voodoo woman in jail for child abuse? Just deport this witch and make her sit in a tent city surrounded by filth like the rest of her wonderful culture in Haiti is enjoying at the moment. Is it any wonder that a group of people that worships dead chickens have to sit in tents and marvel at the advanced technology of modern constructed buildings and wonder how they come into being? When liberals talk about diversity, I like to remind them of Haitians, and ask what they have to contribute to society, and watch them stutter trying to equalize that culture to our own modern one.
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May 5th
Tanzanian natives are still butchering Albinos and raping them in order to obtain magical powers, HIV/AIDS cures and bonus lives.
From Reuters here:
Hundreds of albinos are thought to have been killed for black magic purposes in Tanzania and albino girls are being raped because of a belief they offer a cure for AIDS. At least 63 albinos, including children, are known to have been killed, mostly in the remote northwest of the country.
Around 1.4 million Tanzanians among a population of 40.7 million have the HIV virus that leads to AIDS. Albino hunters kill their victims and harvest their blood, hair, genitals and other body parts for potions that witchdoctors say bring luck in love, life and business.
Activists last week reported three murders of teenage albino boys from the same family in northern Tanzania, who were poisoned and their bones later robbed from their graves.
Liberals love to say that indigenous cultures are pure, more connected with nature and have a higher moral value than our modern consumer lifestyles. Well, here is one AIDS riddled indigenous culture for them. Not only do they rape and butcher albino africans, they also rape virgins for a stupid belief that they can be cured of sexually transmitted diseases. Just across the border in the Congo, this same culture also rapes pygmies, a whole other race of people, because they think it gives them magic powers.
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Some Women Hate Their Dads- Others Really, Really Hate Their Dads
Apr 5th
Nothing screams ‘can’t get a job’ more than a neck or face tattoo. Unless of course, you go all out and then apply for one of the two or three Circus Freak shows or traveling carnivals in the nation.
I love how she has back fat pushed up above her corset making her looks like she has shoulderblade boobies. And who would ever want to have sex with something like this? Maybe someone who wants to Hate-Eff Satan?
And I’m throwing in the witches tag ’cause I just know she thinks she’s a Wiccan.
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Taxes are Third Most Painful Substance to Witches
Jan 5th
Right behind Fire and Water. In Romania, the government is cracking down on deadbeats who have jobs but don’t pay taxes. Like astrologers and witches. And boy are the witches pissed.
From the AP here:
Angry witches are using cat excrement and dead dogs to cast spells on the president and government who are forcing them to pay taxes. Also in the eye of the taxman are fortune tellers, who should have seen it coming.
Witches from Romania’s eastern and western regions will descend to the southern plains and the Danube River Thursday to threaten the government with spells and spirits.
A dozen witches will head to the Danube to put a hex on the government and hurl mandrake into the river “so evil will befall them,” said a witch named Alisia. She identified herself with one name, as is customary among witches.
The tax on witches went into effect Saturday as part of the government’s drive to crack down on tax evasion in a country that is in recession. Like any self-employed person, they will pay 16 percent income tax and make contributions to health and pension programs.
And it’s not only witches: Astrologers, embalmers, valets and driving instructors are now considered by law to be working real jobs, making it harder for them to avoid income tax.
Queen witch Bratara Buzea, 63, who was imprisoned in 1977 for witchcraft under Ceausescu’s repressive communist regime, is furious about the new law. Sitting cross-legged in her villa in the lake resort of Mogosoaia, just north of Bucharest, she said Wednesday she planned to cast a spell using a particularly effective concoction of cat excrement, a dead dog and a chorus of witches.
‘My curses always work!” she cackled in a smoky voice. She sat next to her wood-burning stove, surrounded by potions, charms, holy water and ceramic pots
Lets just burn the queen witch and throw buckets of water on the rest. Cat shit and dead dogs? How is this stupid woman any different than a hoarder?
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Haitians Lynching VooDoo Priests for Spreading Cholera JuJu
Dec 23rd
Who’s up for some old-fashioned lynching of devil-worshipping heathens!? Well besides me, I guess lots of right-minded Haitians. You see, the VooDoo priests have been spreading their bad JuJu magic causing people to come down with cholera, the lulziest of the diarrhea epidemics.
From the AFP here:
Angry Haitian mobs have lynched at least 45 people in recent weeks, accusing them of spreading a cholera outbreak that has killed over 2,500 people across the country, officials said Wednesday.
The number included at least 14 suspected sorcerers previously known to have been lynched in the far southwestern region of Grand’Anse as local people feared they were spreading cholera with a magical substance. The area has been largely spared by the outbreak.
“We have counted 40 people dead in Grand’Anse department alone, where people are attacking natural healers they accuse of cholera-linked witchcraft.”
Five other people were killed in similar circumstances elsewhere in the country. “The victims — most of them voodoo priests — were stoned or hacked with machetes before being burned in the street”
Well, those lynchers are partly right. “Natural Healers” are doing nothing to help out the situation. But for the leftists out there, look at how low carbon these guys are living! No electricity, they don’t waste water taking long showers and they don’t use gasoline to drive unnecessarily.
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ICE Agents Capture WitchCraft Gear
Dec 10th
Some Kooky African guy who was on his way to Maryland ignored all those in-flight announcements and those little cards passed around and brought his suitcase filled with dead animals and animal parts and other things used for his witchcraft sessions into the US anyways. But at Dulles aiport, we have some really smart beagles. And they catch all of that kind of stuff.
From the Examiner here:
Elephant tails, dried hedgehogs and chicken blood probably weren’t on the top of your packing list the last time you traveled. But U.S. Customs and Border Protection seized all of that and other animal parts and plants from one suitcase at Washington Dulles International Airport.
The items were taken on Dec. 3 from a 59-year-old man who was traveling from Ghana. The passenger said the items were used for spiritual purposes.
Officials did not release the name of the man, who was en route to Maryland, because he has not been charged with a crime.
The suitcase contained two elephant tails, bloody sheets, five chicken feathers, chicken blood, a dried hedgehog, two dried chameleons, grass, seed pods, tree bark chips and a jug filled with soil, herbs and blood, authorities said.
Good job to the ICE agents who stopped this. Sounds like they are keeping a witchdoctor from doing his job. He must have heard that there are some black albinos in Maryland.
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Its 2010 and Girls are Still Stupid
Oct 14th
A ridiculous article appeared in the Lincoln Journal Star showing two stupid little girls freaking out because they got to talk to their dead sister using a 300-in-1 electronics kit called a “spirit phone.” The man running this scam should be written up in the paper as a fraud but instead the journalist happily promoted the fraud by writing about two stupid girls crying.
From the Journalstar here:
Carol Ready of Scribner has carried guilt since two sisters died more than three years ago in a rollover.
The girls died April 14, 2007, en route to Concordia University for its “Gathering of Talents.” Beth and Erin, 7, were to sing solos at the festival.
“I felt like they died because I pushed them away,” Carol said. “I thought it was God’s punishment.”
Carol’s mother, Ruth Ready, carries guilt for losing control of the Suburban that flipped twice on Nebraska 79 near North Bend.Carol was able to “talk” to her two sisters with the help of paranormal expert Chris Moon, who was at Nebraska Wesleyan University Friday night. Moon claims to have the ability to talk to the dead through a spirit phone, a device he says uses sound waves to convey messages between worlds. He travels the United States going into historically haunted houses to talk to ghosts.
Moon asked people to start asking questions. Carol asked if Beth and Erin were there. Through the phone they said, “Yes, here.”
“Is there a girl that’s 7?”
“Yes.”
“Is there another girl that’s 11?”
“Yes. We are at home. Safe.”
“Beth? Beth Ready?”
“Me. Hi. This is odd. We’re cool,” she giggled. Carol started shaking; tears streamed down her face.
“That was Beth’s voice and giggle. I will never forget that sweet voice,” Carol said. “I remember one morning I woke her up by putting my hand on hers and she said, ‘Hi!’ That was the same hi I heard that morning.”“Are you mad at Mom?”
“A little, because she is blaming herself and holding guilt.”
“Every day Mom thinks about you girls.”
Carol cried harder. Other students crowded around. Chris Moon teared up too.
These stupid bitches will believe anything. They probably buy crystals based on their shakra power and buy bracelets that stabilize their ditziness. Chris Moon is a fraud and you can’t communicate with ghosts.
So her sisters were killed in a rollover? They should stop wasting their anytime minutes.
Do you have any idea how many people God will kill if you don’t use your rollover minutes? Do you?!
Thanks to Fark for the article.
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Villagers Bag Another Witch, Proves They Don’t Float
Aug 16th
BelchSpeak offers a heartfelt “Way to go!” to the villagers in Uttar Pradesh for discovering a treacherous witch amongst them and tossing her in a well. Uttar Pradesh is on the border with Tibet, so you know these people are like, “way enlightened” so I’m sure they knew what they were doing.
From the DeccanHerald here:
A 65-year-old woman, who was accused of practising witchcraft, was thrashed and then thrown into a well by members of a family in Uttar Pradesh.
The woman, identified as Kaushalya Devi was fished out of the well by the villagers but she had died by then. According to reports, some people, all members of a family, suspected that Kaushalya Devi practised “withcraft.” They also suspected that she was behind the death of a little girl in the village a few days back.
On Saturday evening, one Dallu, his wife and another person allegedly caught hold of Kaushalya Devi and started thrashing her with lathis (sticks) and bricks. They later threw a profusely bleeding Kaushalya Devi into the village well.
I wouldn’t worry about the village’s well water. I’m sure these folk have advanced scientific methods to clean witch blood from the drinking water.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Wiccan Hoarder Kept 100 Dead Cats in Broken Freezer, Blessed Be!
Jun 29th
A disgusting Wisconsin woman, Gabriella Bernabei, and her degenerate boyfriend Robert Grassi, who wouldn’t marry her, had their kids taken into state custody because of their hoarding. And like most hoarders, there were about two dozen sick-ass cats rolling around in the home in their own feces. As a bonus, Bernabei kept about 100 or more rotted cat carcasses in a broken down freezer in her crammed garage. She claims the freezer was working (like that’s an excuse for stockpiling cat corpses) and she is being persecuted because she and her boyfriend are Wiccans.
From WEAU here:
Gabriella Bernabei says she kept the cats in the freezer because she hadn’t found the right time to bury the cats. She says she’s Wiccan and in her religion you honor the animal by returning it to Mother Earth. She believes it’s her Wiccan beliefs that got her in trouble with the law. But, the sheriff says she and her boyfriend were mistreating their cats.
It was in an un-working freezer in the back of a garage that the Jackson County Sheriff’s Department says it found 100 dead cats accumulated over a year and half. The woman who put them there says that number is closer to 50 and says the freezer was working. Bernabei says she brought some of the cats with her from Illinois when her family moved to Jackson County. She says others weren’t necessarily theirs, but every animal deserves a burial and she was just waiting for the right moment to return them to the earth.
I guess dead cats have some sort of magical properties to Wiccans. And its no shock to me that she cared more about her cats than her children. They should have burned the cats and the witches at the stake just like the good old days.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...African Witches Bringing About Vulture Extinction
Jan 4th
Vultures in Africa are quickly being wiped out by “native beliefs.” Those beliefs? If you decapitate a vulture while its alive and take its brain, dry it, then roll it in a joint and smoke it, you will dream of winning lottery numbers. Seriously. African witches practicing some stupidity called “muti” are wiping out hundreds at a whack by poisoning carcasses so the feeding carrion birds will die out all at once.
From a completely non-judgemental Guardian here:
It’s a tiny organ that, the superstition goes, holds the secrets of the future. When smoked and inhaled, the brain of a vulture is said to confer the gift of premonition. To put it bluntly, most users hope to sneak a look at next week’s national lottery numbers.
Such is the demand for vulture brains to use in muti – traditional medicine – that wildlife experts fear the birds could be driven to extinction within two or three decades. They also warn that hunting could intensify as gamblers seek an advantage when betting on the football World Cup in South Africa.
“There is a lot of betting in South Africa. So we may see an increase connected to gambling around the 2010 World Cup.”
A 2007 study found that 160 vultures are sold a year for muti in eastern South Africa, with the total across the region thought to be much higher. About 1,000 are killed every year in Tanzania alone.
The birds are shot, trapped or poisoned by hunters. One tactic is to poison an animal so the vultures that feed on the carcass themselves fall victim. “You can have 300 or 400 converge on a poisoned carcass and all be wiped out,” Botha added. Brains and other body parts are then sold at street markets or shops in Johannesburg and other cities.
Seven of the nine species of vulture are rated endangered. Botha said there was demand for the bearded vulture in Eastern Cape province. Traditional healers prefer that the bird be captured alive as the head needs to be removed while it is still living so that “the brain does not flow down into the spinal cord” and the muti loses its potency.
What is worse? Their idiotic religious beliefs about smoking brains or their complete lack of understaning about avian biology? And betting on soccer? Is this white South Africans doing this, because the article doesn’t say. This story goes on and completely lacks any criticism of the practice whatsoever. Even Mother Nature Network refuses to condemn the practice in their writeup on this story! Now had this been an article on cruelty of turkey farms before Thanksgiving in the US, you could bet that there would be loads of condemnation and quotes from experts extolling the virtues of tofurkey.
Here is a crime report talking about killing 72 birds at once. Barbaric. Cultural beliefs are not all equal and some need to be eliminated for this disgusting behavior.
A lot of this is happening in Tanzania. That’s where they also hunt and kill albinos because they are more magical than leprechauns.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...These Guys are MoonBats
Oct 8th
I often toss around the term “moonbat” in describing leftists and people who ignore science and embrace foolish childish beliefs as a religious practice. Environmentalism has replaced Christianity for many leftists. They still believe all the same things that Christians do- a mythical garden of eden, sin, pennance, and Armageddon. But they have replaced it with sustainability (pennance) carbon footprint (sin) and global warming (Armageddon).
But moonbattery goes much deeper. There are those who think they are werefolk, wiccans, psychics or UFOlogists. These people are completely bereft of any scientific understanding, and they all vote Democrat. Nothing illustrates moonbattery better than the recent petition to President Obama to stop NASA’s Lunar CRater Observation and Sensing Satellite mission, or LCROSS, which is how NASA will look for water on the moon.
From the Reg here with thanks to Moonbattery:
Treehugging, possibly lycanthropic web-2.0 campaigners have launched a petition intended to “stop NASA from bombing the Moon!”.
The organisers of the petition claim that the space agency is turning unspoiled lunar wilderness into a “firing range” for space weapons, and that US “imperialists” intend to colonise the moon “without regard for ecosystems or indigenous peoples”.
The Lunar CRater Observation and Sensing Satellite mission, or LCROSS, involves crashing a spent Centaur upper-stage rocket into the Cabeus crater at the lunar south pole this Friday; the following LCROSS sniffer-probe will then plummet through the resulting debris plume a couple of minutes later, transmitting readings back to Earth until it too crashes into the Moon.
The intent is to sniff that debris for signs of water. If there is water, NASA will know if it is possible to sustain life on the moon because if there is water, you can make air. And these moonbats or lunatics behind the petition don’t want this to happen to their precious moon. They write at Counterpunch:
This so-called “NASA experiment” is a hostile act of aggression and a violent intrusion upon our closest and dearest celestial neighbor. Does any love song or poem or fairy tale worth its salt not mention the Moon? Who can take a walk in the Moonlight with a lover and not feel the romance to your very soul? At night, when the Moon rules, we sleep, and we can visit the Moon in our sleep with ease. The Moon is our night light, our blanket, our grandmother, our mother—it is woman, child, domestic life, tides, bodies of water, liquids, circulation, comfort, nurturing, paintings by Remedios Varo, stories by Jules Verne, and so much more.
LOL. But they know that their powerful petition-writing fu is no match for the power of the Dark Forces controlling the US Government. They know there is nothing they can do to stop it, so they are going to band together to stop this psychically.
What can we as surrealists or lunatics or astrologers or naturalists or anarcho-primitivists or Greens or werewolves or pagans or psychics or UFO groupies or other concerned members of the general public do? We must soothe the Moon, we bandage her. We implore other celestial bodies and entities to aid her. We will not let her endure this crime or its grim aftermath alone.
We need to communicate to the Moon. Talk to her in our dreams, trances, or meditations, and prepare her for this shock and wound as best we can. Hold her, send out imaginative protection to her, and put our dream bodies out there in front of the bomb. Collectively, we can sabotage the bombing or by imagining all manner of things going wrong, or encouraging the Moon to increase her own magnetic shields. Sing to her. Give her back just a tiny portion of all that she has done for us. We are all created from Moon dust.
We pledge solidarity with the Moon and promise we will do everything that we can to help heal her and to prevent any further such stupid, short-sighted, self-serving, man-made acts of obscene violence against her.
Obama voters- every single last one of them.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Witches on Trial in Tanzania
Jun 10th
Witches, Shamans, pagans, or whatever else they are called in Tanzania, who grind up albino black people into fairy dust and sell the dust for a small fortune to stupid Africans, are on trial for murdering the albinos.
From the BBC here:
Seven people have gone on trial in Tanzania accused of murdering albino people and selling their body parts for use in witchcraft.
More than 40 albinos have been killed there in the last 18 months. Witchdoctors sell their albino potions for thousands of dollars, claiming they bring prosperity and good fortune.
Powerful businessmen are believed to be among the clients driving the trade. Dozens of people have been arrested, but none convicted so far.
They were accused of attacking a young albino woman, cutting off her head and limbs which were stuffed into a plastic bag and then dumping her torso in a well. In nearby Kahama, three men also pleaded not guilty to killing a 13-year-old albino boy and severing his legs.
Meanwhile, complete frauds like Coconut Grove Witch Sandra Cheryl Richardson continues to operate freely and rips off stupid people with phony tarot card readings and retarded psychic pronouncements. I have yet to see Wiccans produce a single magical spell with their chants, scented candles and dirt worshiping ways. Perhaps they will next seek the power that ground-up albinos can provide. Can we start burning witches again?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Raping Pygmies Create Magic Fairy Dust
May 15th
Pygmies are indigenous to the jungles of the Congo, and they are about 2/3rd the size of normal people. Other than the fact that they are a unique race of people, there is nothing special about them- except that soldiers in the Congo think that if you rape enough of them you get magical powers, or maybe some type of “powerup” like its a perverted video game.
Raping little people scares the bejeezus out of Matt Roloff. From the AFP here with thanks to InterestedParticipant:
Government troops sodomised pygmies in March in the eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), believing they would gain supernatural powers, a regional rights group said yesterday.
“Some soldiers from the 85th Brigade sodomised three male pygmies to gain supernatural powers and protection in Kisa village in Walikale territory,” said the Human Rights League of the Great Lakes (LDGL).
“The village chief was stripped and (sodomised) in the presence of his wife, his children and daughter in-law,” said the LDGL, which groups dozens of rights groups in Rwanda, Burundi and the DRC. The children in turn were stripped and raped in front of their father,” said the group in a report.
The pygmies live essentially as subsistence hunter-gatherers in the forests in the DRC’s equatorial zones and have been targeted by militia groups in the past.
This is the hell that is Africa. It is the 21st century and these barbarians still believe in magic and witchcraft- and how the hell such powers can be acquired by having gay sex with little people is beyond my ability to imagine. Wanna see more African culture in practice? Check out how they treat Albinos.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Wiccan Holistic Whore Crashes Funeral; Smacks Corpse With Wand
Mar 5th
This is Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, a moronic wiccan who tried to apply her majicks to a corpse when she crashed a funeral. She danced around the coffin, opened the casket and smacked the deceased on the face with her medieval dildo (aka wand). She was arrested shortly thereafter, and her only explanation was that “it felt like the right thing to do.”
From WLTX.com here:
Tammy Fausel said that she and her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle’s funeral in Gray Court.
A Candler, N.C., woman danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, opened the lid, laid her hands on the deceased’s head and struck the body with a wand. The woman took flowers from the top of the casket and threw them at the family before leaving in a burgundy Toyota.
Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, 25, has been charged with disturbing a funeral and public disorderly conduct in Tuesday’s incident.
Fausel said she had never before seen the woman and had no idea why she would’ve been at funeral at Church of God on State 14.
A lieutenant intercepted a burgundy Toyota Corolla heading south on Interstate 385. When deputies asked the woman why she acted the way she did, the woman said “she felt that it was the right thing to do at the time,” according to the report. The woman told deputies she knew no one at the church.
Here is Nicole’s Holistic Healing page where she implies that she gives away free handjobs because she is not licensed to practice real massage therapy. Like all wiccans, Nicole is too fucktarded to follow the rules of a real religion and too impoverished to join a cult. After her trial for disrupting a funeral, maybe we will get lucky and they will burn the witch at the stake. Thanks to DreaminDemon for the links.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Bolivian Witch Doctors Sacrifice Llamas
Feb 21st
I have written previously about the uneducated foolish people of Bolivia who cling to witchcraft as part of their “cultural heritage.” Last we saw them, they were making Llama-jerky from aborted fetuses of Llamas. Now they sacrifice llamas in spent mines in hopes that none of their foolish companions and coworkers who still work the mines die in their fruitless effort to find any remaining silver.
From Reuters here:
In a Bolivian Carnival tradition, dozens of howling-drunk miners cut the hearts from four trussed-up llamas in a dark mine tunnel lit by a bonfire, accompanied by the deafening blare of a brass band.
“It’s good luck,” proclaimed Quechua Indian witch doctor Jose Morales, holding up a beating llama heart while miners streaked blood on their faces to ward off hazards in the Itos mine above the central Bolivian town of Oruro. “All four hearts were beating when they came out; that means the year will go really well. It’s a very good sign,” miner Isaac Meneses said with relief. Sacrifices to appease “Uncle,” the capricious spirit who owns the silver, tin and zinc deposits in the Bolivian Andes are a key ingredient to Carnival celebrations this week.
Oruro was long ago abandoned by big mining companies but low-budget groups of laid-off miners still work the mostly depleted mines in the hills that rise above the parade route. They earn up to $300 a month, decent money in Bolivia, but the drilling and dynamite are dangerous and three miners have died in the Itos mine since 2001. That’s why they gather every year during Carnival to spill llama blood down the shafts.
“Sure I feel bad for the llama, but better he dies than us. If we don’t feed Uncle, he’ll eat us. We’re spilling the blood so we don’t have accidents,” said miner Jaime Robles, 51, a big wad of coca leaves stuffed in his cheek.
Risking your life in an abandoned silver mine? Complete idiots. Maybe their hero President Evo Morales would invest in some mining safety equipment? Or much more sensibly, close the mine and use science and geology to find an alternative resource to tap? Surely that would be a better plan than ritual sacrifice? And where is PETA on this?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Deadbeat Lithuanians Tracked Down by Witchcraft
Jan 22nd
Economic times are tough all over, even in Lithuania, where, desperate to get people to pay back their loans, the Debt Collecting Bureau hired a witch to track down deadbeats and bewitch them into paying their loans back. I guess she tracks them using a crystal ball and some nefarious flying monkeys.
From SignonSanDiego here:
In these difficult times for creditors, a Lithuanian debt collector is offering an unconventional service to retrieve arrears: witchcraft.
The Vilnius-based firm has hired Vilija Lobaciuviene, the Baltic nation’s most famous self-styled witch, to hunt down companies and individuals who are failing to pay their debts amid the credit crunch.
“There are certain people, who are using this crisis situation and refuse to pay back banks or other companies,” said Amantas Celkonas, director of the Skolu Isieskojimo Biuras, or debt collecting bureau.
“Our new employee will help them to understand the situation, reconsider what is right and wrong and act accordingly,” he said. “We will also help those who are in real trouble, suffering from psychological impact of bankruptcy and depression.”
Lobaciuviene, who describes herself as “Lithuania’s leading witch,” is renowned in the former Soviet republic of 3.4 million people for providing such “magical” services as predicting the future and casting spells. She claims to use hypnosis, herbal medicines and “the bio-energy field” when helping her “patients.”
Burn it with fire, Blessed Be! Why is it that witches never seem to be able to whip up any potions that keep them from being so hideous?
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