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4 Chinese Arrested for Eating Endangered Tortoises
Feb 16th
I saw a tweet from WTOP talking about the arrest of 4 people for eating endangered animals.
And before I even clicked on the link I knew the story was going to be about the Chinese. I have documented quite a few instances on this blog about Chinese cruelty to endangered animals.
From WTOP here:
Four Chinese nationals have been arrested on cruelty charges after they cut up and ate rare tortoises.
The men admitted to killing 40 of the Bell’s hinged species, which are listed as endangered. Investigators found 40 skeletons, 13 live tortoises and tortoise meat when they raided a house in rural southern Zimbabwe.
These are the first arrests in Zimbabwe of Chinese citizens on charges related to their eating habits. Investigators said Zhang Hong Yuan, Chen Caijan, Lin Guibin and Shi Jiahua stored the tortoises in their own droppings and without food or water in 50 gallon (200 liter) drums.
The four, fined separately on charges of “extreme cruelty” under the nation’s animal welfare laws, were found to have illegally entered Zimbabwe and were now in jail awaiting deportation.
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Chinese Blogger Rescues 1100 Dogs From Slaughterhouse
Jan 29th
A Chinese delicacy is Puppy Paws. And dog meat is served regularly in both restaurants and for family meals. One Chinese blogger intercepted a flatbed truck stacked with cramped dog cages as it was headed to a slaughterhouse. But what can one activist do with so many animals?
From NYDailyNews here by way of UniqueDaily:
Chinese blogger rescues 1,137 dogs intended to be killed for food from crammed flatbed truck
Some of the dogs, which were going to be made into food, were already dead when foundChina Daily reported that 1,137 dogs were rescued on Monday from the back of a flatbed truck by a 40-year blogger and volunteer at the Chongqing Small Animal Protection Association (CSAPA).
The 1,137 dogs that had been cramped into cages stacked on top of each other into the back of a flatbed truck were intercepted with the help of a blogger, who goes by the surname Peng, as they were on their way to be made into food.
Peng estimated that about 20 percent of the dogs will likely be adopted by locals since some of them are desirable breeds like chow and husky.
However, many of the remaining dogs face unknown futures as adequate housing is hard to come by.
“But as the country lacks regulation on the slaughter of cats and dogs, dealers will not be punished when they ship dead or sick animals for dinner tables.
Not all cultures are equal. The Chinese culture is changing, however. On the one hand, the increase in wealth allows citizens to pursue other interests, and especially altruistic ones such as animal care. On the other hand, China still allows meat for human consumption to come from animals that do not have to be regulated by health agencies. So what’s worse? Chinese eating dogs or that dogs could have been carcasses scraped off a highway?
And if only a fifth of the animals could be adopted, what do you do with the rest? Onwards to the slaughterhouse? Or humane euthanization? And I have written before how the Chinese kill their unwanted dogs. Not pretty.
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Nov 30th
The chinese have to learn to stop playing with what is supposed to be food for other people. Seriously, they eat tiger penises and puppy dogs and cats, but won’t kill a retarded deformed animal that produces lovely treats like sausage and bacon?
Quick, someone show this to Sarah McLachlan and see if she can come up with a song about broken chinese bacon!
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Vick Keeps Getting Banged Up
Sep 26th
First he got a concussion and now he has a severely bruised hand. And the Eagles keep losing, which is always a good thing. When asked for a comment, one of Vick’s former pets had this to say:
And Vick is whining that the refs aren’t treating him like other quarterbacks, allowing him to take late hits without penalizing the defense. LOL
From PhillyBurbs here:
Michael Vick repeatedly blamed the officials for continuing to allow opposing defenders to hit him late.
Vick also repeatedly insisted he doesn’t blame the officials for the broken right hand that happened on what he said was a late hit in the third quarter of Sunday’s 29-16 loss to the Giants at Lincoln Financial Field.
Hope Philly is getting all their millions dollars money worth from Vick’s contract. Couldn’t happen to a nicer city. When I heard that his hand was broken, I tweeted:
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Jul 7th
So a cat’s dead. From being forced to smoke heroin. And Danielle Blankenship, the girl who was holding the cat while smoking heroin is now in jail. Not because it is a crime to smoke heroin, a powerful and often deadly narcotic- Nope, she killed a household pet. That’s punishable, not, apparently, smoking an illegal narcotic.
And the girl was 21? How can a girl hit what I hope is rock bottom for her at such a young age? Seriously, it bothers me that there are more restrictions, and punishment this stupid woman will endure now, for having killed a stupid cat, than for the drug abuse. The state of Colorado probably has a watchlist for bad pet owners and Danielle Blankenship will likely never be allowed to be within 10 feet of a cat. But she can smoke all the crack and smack she wants to because no one cares about humans harming themselves with drugs.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Don’t Bring a Knife to a Cat Fight
May 9th
How pathetic are modern men when they can’t even defeat a housecat in a fair fight? And worse, while losing the fight, the man pulls a knife and the kitty still wins.
From YourHouston here:
A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man’s injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.
At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding.
I have a tiny cat that lives in my home that is pure evil with razor sharp claws. I show it no affection in return for her not slicing my calves open from knee to ankle. But if I ever was forced into a showdown, I’m pretty sure I could dominate that pussy.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Gay Man Claims Hate Crime After Horses Barbecued in Barn
Apr 27th
Brent Whitehouse is a gay man and an insurance salesman. On Easter Sunday at 11:30 at night, he discovered his barn ablaze with 8 horses inside. As the owner of the barn, he was somehow unable to open the barn door and free his horses. But lucky for him, anti-gay slurs were still visible on the sides of the barn, propelling him to national headlines as the latest sufferer of a hate crime. And because he is gay, his sense of reproduction is totally destroyed, so he compares killing horses to killing babies. And his barn was heavily insured so he will collect money any day now.
From the NYDailyNews here:
Eight horses – one just a week old and another ready to give birth – died in a raging barn fire in Ohio that lawmen think was set because of hatred for gays.
Brent Whitehouse of McConnelsville said an orange glow outside his home on Easter night drew him to the horror.
“I ran out there, but the doors of my barn wouldn’t open and suddenly, flames were shooting up through the roof. That barn was gone in five minutes,” he told the Zanesville Times Recorder.
The flames were so hot a tractor inside the barn melted.
Still visible on the remains of the gutted barn’s walls Tuesday were spray-painted epithets such as “fags are freaks” and “burn in hell.”
Because Whitehouse is gay and fire marshals determined the blaze was arson, the scrawlings were enough for authorities to launch an investigation into whether a hate crime had been committed.
The value of the horses was said to be in hundreds of thousands of dollars.
“I just don’t understand someone wanting to kill innocent animals. It’s like killing a child,” said Whitehouse.
I have documented so many times on this blog about self-loathing people faking hate crimes against themselves that is is cliche’ at this point. But I suspect that Brent Whitehouse set his own barn on fire and wrote those words on his own barn. He could collect the insurance money, be celebrated as the victim of a hate crime, get his name in every newspaper and get his own class of people some new rights above and beyond what normal people enjoy. Win, win, win, win, so long as he’s not caught.
I will believe this is a hate crime when Police and the Fire Marshall eliminate the number one suspect as the culprit- Brent Whitehouse. Barn fires that destroy the roof of a barn in 5 minutes were likely started inside the barn. I bet police will find that Mr. Whitehouse has a sudden financial need, recently purchased spray paint, and may also have recently suffered an emotional trauma such as a breakup, and this arson of his barn is his desperate cry for attention.
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Feb 19th
No Snitchin’ Fishes!
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The actual story is here and it details how they killed the fish- with cayenne pepper in the bowl.
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Keepin’ It Real in Hoboken
Sep 16th
When she just won’t listen, you have to smack a ghetto bitch in the back of her head with a cat.
From Jersey.com here:
A 49-year-old Hoboken man was arrested Tuesday after he beat his girlfriend with a cat and punched her in the back and back of her head.
Around noon, Hoboken police were dispatched to the 300 block of Marshall Dr., and a 20-year-old Jersey City woman was crying and told police that her boyfriend punched her a few times and hit her with a “feline cat.”
Police then arrested her boyfriend Lasalle Davis with a simple assault charge for domestic violence, reports said.
The woman told police that they had been dating for two years and he became mad when she did not call him the night before. When she came to Hoboken to visit her sister, he showed up, yelled at her and grabbed her right arm. She told him she no longer wanted to date him, and that’s when he picked up the cat and hit her.
Ah, ghetto love. You can’t spell Hoboken without hobo you know. There is nothing wrong with a 47 year old dating an 18 year old girl- unless she wants to stop and then whammo! The pussy gets it.
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Aug 24th
This lady throws away perfectly good pussy.
The cat’s okay, but the woman is now the subject of an angry facebook group and is now supposedly under police protection.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chinese Space Menu, With Emphasis on “Eeeww”
May 13th
A Chinese astronaut came back to Earth and revealed he ate dog in space. You know the first animal in space was a cute dog named Laika.
The last dog in space was named lunch.
This is how they kill dogs in China. using a method of cruelty, gang warfare and big long sticks.
From the Telegraph here:
“Many of my friends are curious about what we eat [in space] and think that the astronauts must have some expensive delicacies, like shark’s fin or abalone,” he wrote. “Actually we ate quite normal food, there is no need to keep it a secret,” he added.
He listed a menu including braised chicken, steamed fish and dog meat from Huajiang county in Guangdong, which is famed for its nutritional benefits in China.
Let me see if I get the flowchart right:
- Rocket sends dog to space
- Rocket sends astronaut to space
- Astronaut eats Tang
- Rocket sends Chinese astronaut named Tang to space
- Chinese Astronaut eats dog.
Okay, I see the flowchart now and it makes almost perfect sense to me.
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Mar 13th
Bald guy walks into a Pet store tired of a long cold Virginia Shenandoah Winter. He walks out with a new fuzzy hat.
From NVDaily here:
A town man has been charged with animal cruelty for skinning a guinea pig and making a head ornament out of it.
Charles Woodson, remains free on a $2,500 personal recognizance bond pending a March 23 return in Warren County General District Court. If convicted of the class 1 misdemeanor, Woodson faces a maximum punishment of 12 months in jail and a $2,500 fine.
Court records say that Woodson purchased the guinea pig from Noah’s Ark Pet & Aquarium store in Front Royal.
In a Wednesday telephone interview, police said it was important for authorities to act swiftly. “Our concern is that it would escalate and we don’t want the public to think it’s OK to purchase pets from a pet store and make clothing out of them,” she said.
Bolivians always shop in pet stores to make some good ol’ home made cuy. But a dude gets a chilly noggin and he goes to jail?
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Jan 25th
Creative punishment? A Mom is in jail for forcing her 12 year old son to execute his pet hamster with a hammer because he got a bad grade in school.
From the Augusta Chronicle here:
Police have arrested a Georgia woman who they say forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for earning a bad grade.
Lynn Middlebrooks Geter, 38, is charged with one count each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery after she forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades.
The 12-year-old boy told his teacher about the killing. The teacher reported it to the Division of Family and Child Services, who contacted police. The pet’s death took place at the family’s Warm Springs home.
The comments on the story at the Chronicle are not all full of outrage. This one made me smirk:
Why is this a problem? If the goal was to kill the hamster, a hammer is an excellent tool. If the goal was to punish the boy, hamster execution is an excellent method.
I think the critter was armed and the Mom was only defending herself. Below is a photo of the hamster assailant. Hey, killing that hamster probably saved lives.
Thanks to Kristen for the story!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Five Virginia Prison Guards Play “Red Rocket” With K9 Units
Oct 28th
Prison Guards aren’t highly sophisticated people. But still, they should know better than this. Five guards were busted jerking off a dog.
From Starexponent.Com here:
Five Virginia Department of Corrections officers have been charged with animal cruelty involving the fondling of a K-9 dog and videotaping the two incidents.
All five officers were training at the Academy for Staff Development in Goochland County to become K-9 handlers.
Powhatan Commonwealth’s Attorney Robert B. Beasley Jr. said one guard “allegedly had some sexual contact with the animal.“ The male dog, a German shepherd or shepherd mix, was not harmed, he said.
“Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“
Terry N. Grimes, a Roanoke attorney representing the accused, said his client planned to plead not guilty but admitted to fondling the animal.
“I would characterize it as hazing,“ he said, claiming that the guard was told by the others, “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.“
Hmm, the animal wasn’t hurt, but he is now a faithful friend. By the way, Goochland was the location of Michael Vick’s incarceration. I guess they know how to treat dogs there.
Approves.
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Sep 25th
At the UN International Day of Peace on September 21st, (LOL that wasn’t on MY calendar) the Afghanistan government released a bunch of doves to symbolize a 24 hour period where they won’t try to kill the infidels. The old guy in the fez had the zionist dove which sadly, didn’t survive the ceremony.
Thanks to Gadling for the clip.
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Aug 13th
I saw this fantastic photo on FARK on another thread and couldn’t believe my eyes. In Nigeria it is common for street thugs to keep hyenas and baboons as pets, mostly because I think there is a shortage of pit bulls.
Typical of the geeks on FARK, I present you with this quote from the post:
Ha Ha Ha…Boys will be boys…Torturing animals to death is a long tradition for restless boys during the hot dog days of summer. Luke Skywalker used to shoot small animals when he was bored, and he ended up saving the universe…
Dude, where do you come from where a 2 meter rodent is “small”?
A place where Banthas are common beasts of burden, there is at least one Sarlacc, and it’s not unheard of to keep a Rancor as a pet.
I started searching the Internet to find out if this was a real photo or a real practice, and aparently it is. According to a blog post here, street thugs use these chained hyenas to frighten passersby in order to extort money from them.
There are also photosets here which show other Nigerians with their hyenas. Notable is how many of them keep what looks like a macrame muzzle on those creatures.
In order to feed these hungry beasts the typical Nigerian man must send 5 spam runs per day claiming that he has 110 million dollars US he needs to offload- phishing for fools that fall for their advanced fee fraud.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 6) Loading ...The Inhumane Cull in Egypt
May 18th
Despite the fact that there are no cases of swine flu in Egypt and despite the scientific fact that you simply can’t catch the flu from pigs, Egypt is killing off all of the pigs in their country owned by Christian farmers. Watch the video to see how humanely they do it.
Yeah, they beat piglets with steel tire irons. They let the sows run free and stone them to death while they laugh. They gut the piglets and let them bleed out cruelly. They run them over with their cars. And according to this story here, they have been dumping caustic chemicals on them while they are penned up and the chemicals kill them. Nice religion you have there, Islam.
I would thank Sabra for pointing out the article, but I’m too pissed to be thankful.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Chinese in Muslim Country Means 300 Dogs Dumped On Deserted Island
May 8th
A bunch of Chinese residents rounded up all of the dogs on their Malaysian island of Pulau Ketam and took them by boat to a deserted island and left them there to die, fight each other to the death, and to rid the island of rats. Of course there was no food, so the dogs turned to cannibalism.
From the AP here:
More than 300 stray dogs that were dumped on isolated islands turned to cannibalism after weeks of starvation. The plight of the dogs cast away by villagers on two small, uninhabited islands off Malaysia’s western Selangor state ignited outrage after activists this week released photographs showing dogs eating the carcasses of ones that had died.
Residents of a fishing village on Pulau Ketam, another island off Selangor, caught the dogs last month and took them to the islands covered in mangroves. The villagers said they never intended to be cruel – they believed the dogs could feed on the deserted islands’ wildlife – but wanted to rid their island of dogs that defecate on the streets and sometimes bite children.
On Monday activists saw several emaciated dogs “crowded and hunched around something – they were hungrily feasting on the remains of another dog. Nearby, a weak dog was screaming because several dogs were trying to bite her.”
Residents have said some dogs tried to swim back to their island, about a half-hour boat ride away, but it was not clear how many succeeded.
The Chinese have a history of animal cruelty- and when you jam a bunch of them on an island in a country where dogs are frowned upon because of their Islamic faith, then you can be sure there will be periodic dog purges like this. I know its a dog eat dog world, but damn! Thanks to S&L for the story. To see how the Chinese typically deal with dogs, click here.
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Apr 16th
Spokane Washington is full of lots of treehugging leftists who are outraged that the city parks department is using the “rodenator” to destroy burrowing ground squirrels. The humane society pissed its pants over this and wants to meet with the parks department to “discuss alternatives.” Meanwhile the underground squirrel killing continues unabated.
This looks like a great storyline for an upcoming episode of Parks and Recreation on NBC, the notably unfunny show that is supposed to be like The Office. From KHQ here:
Authorities at the City of Spokane Parks Department say they are open to ideas that could replace their controversial plan to fight a growing ground squirrel population but add that any alternative would need to be implemented quickly.
The Spokane Humane Society called on the Parks Department to end the use of the Rodenator, a machine which fills burrows with propane and oxygen before igniting the gas to destroy the tunnel and anything living inside. The Humane Society called the device “cruel.”
Parks director Russell says as many as 500 ground squirrels are believed to be breeding in the arboretum, so any alternative must be addressed quickly. The City says the ground squirrels burrow into holes, eat tree roots and destroy wildlife. Several neighbors in the area expressed concern that children could trip and injure themselves in the small burrows.
Representatives from the Humane Society and Parks Department hope to sit down in the coming days to discuss possible alternatives, but Russell says the Rodenator will continue to be used until then.
If only Bill Murray would have used propane instead of plastic explosives…
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Dude Puts Cat Into Pot-Smoke Gas Chamber
Mar 3rd
Sounds like something from a Beavis and Butthead cartoon. Acea Schomaker is now facing animal cruelty charges for stuffing his pet cat into a shoebox-sized homemade bong.
From the AP here:
A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges — and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff’s deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday. They saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.
“This cat was just dazed,” Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. “She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.”
Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday.
Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges.
Its the way it always starts. First its a little pot, then the next thing you know you are smoking cats, and then its ferrets, and next you find yourself on the streets jonesing for just a single hit of possum or some premium lemur.
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