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Crazy Liberal Actress Sent Obama Ricin Letters
Jun 9th
A crazy liberal actress thought it would be ingenious to kill two birds with one stone- get an insta-divorce and also smear 2nd Amendment Tea Party types by sending ricin-laced letters to President Obama and NYC Mayor Bloomberg. Her idea was to frame her husband- a military Vet- for the crime. Things didn’t go according to plan mostly because this bitch is crazy and stupid.
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From ABC here:
Shannon Richardson had been married to her husband less than two years when she went to authorities and told them her suspicions: He was the one who had mailed ricin-laced letters to President Barack Obama and New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg threatening violence against gun-control advocates.When investigators looked closer, they reached a different conclusion: It was the 35-year-old pregnant actress who had sent the letters, and she tried to frame her estranged husband in a bizarre case of marital conflict crossing with bioterrorism.
Richardson, a mother of five who has played bit roles on television and in movies, was arrested and charged with mailing a threatening communication to the president. The federal charge carries up to 10 years in prison.
Richardson contacted authorities on May 30 and implicated her husband, Nathaniel Richardson. She described finding small, brown beans with white speckles — a description matching the key ingredient in ricin, castor beans — at the couple’s home in New Boston, Texas. She also told investigators that she had found a sticky note on her husband’s desk with addresses for Bloomberg and Obama.
But she later failed a polygraph test, the document said, and investigators looking into her story found numerous inconsistencies. Among them: Nathaniel Richardson would have been at work when Internet searches tied to the letters were made on the couple’s laptop and when the envelopes containing the letters were postmarked.
Finally, in an interview with authorities on Thursday, Shannon Richardson admitted that she had received syringes and lye — a caustic chemical used in making ricin — in the mail; that she had printed the labels for the letters; and that she mailed them. However, she insisted her husband typed them and “made her” print and send them.
Okay, this guy is now going to win every contest for who has the craziest ex-girlfriend. Plus, she has five kids and only got married to this guy two years ago and she goes to these bizarre lengths to get out of the relationship? She should have just had one of those “We need to talk” conversations.
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Loading ...World War Z Trailer
Nov 9th
Back in 2009, I read World War Z, and it was a fantastic page turner. Now its a movie starring Brad Pitt.
It doesn’t look like the same style of story-telling at all. The book was an interview format and a series of survival stories from around the world. But the zombies in this movie preview are quicker, yet just as determined as Brooks imagined it in the novel.
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Zombie Swarm Badge Awarded for Hurricane Sandy Checkin
Oct 28th
Looks like Foursquare is running a badge as an award for Halloween season swarms. Kinda creepy that I won it when I checked into a Hurricane. Large weather patterns are featured as a checkin location often enough on Foursquare that it should be its own category. Maybe a Stormchaser badge?
| Congrats! Your recent check-in at Hurricane Sandy just unlocked the Zombie Swarm badge! | |
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Ermagherd! This place is swarming! At least five Boy Scouts are in line for the bathroom (thanks a lot, Wes Anderson), there’s a Gangnam Style flash mob coming your way, and… is that a slutty Big Bird making out with Bane in the corner? Shut it down. |
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Zombies Know Where They Starve
Sep 5th
The democrat in the photo panel below doesn’t even have the sense to run away from a zombie.
Thanks to Robb!
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Rudy Eugene Was a Pot Zombie
Jun 27th
If you smoke so much chronic that you turn into a pot zombie you know you have a problem. Rudy Eugene, the so-called “Causeway Cannibal” was not high on “bath salts” as originally thought according to toxicology reports. But he was a chronic pot smoker. So much for pot smoking to be a “victimless crime” eh?
From CBS here:
Rudy Eugene, the Causeway Cannibal who ate the face off a homeless man he attacked along the MacArthur Causeway, was apparently not high on bath salts or any other exotic street drug at the time of the attack, according to a report released Wednesday by the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner.
The news leaves law enforcement officials wondering what drove Eugene to strip off his clothes, attack homeless man Ronald Poppo, and chew off pieces of flesh from Poppo’s face.
The much-anticipated toxicology report released by Miami-Dade Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Hyma found marijuana in Eugene’s system, something CBS4 News had previously reported, but no evidence of any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs.
Dear God, pot zombies exist.
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Miami Cops Shoot Zombie
May 27th
Either the cops put down a zombie while it was dining on brains, or two gay guys had a wild night of partying.
From the MiamiHerald here:
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face half eaten, by a naked man.
A road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.
The officer approached and, seeing what was happening, ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries. Their identities were not released.
Dude, they should put that other guy down too. Its only a matter of time before he turns and starts eating doctors and nurses at the hospital. Luckily this is only a localized zombie outbreak.
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Mar 18th
The song is great even though it seems that the video director is intent on mixing 80′s punkers with 50′s motifs in the drive in featuring a zombie flick. So bizarre seeing what the millennials imagine my parent’s lifestyles to be like. Anyway, enjoy.
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Creepy Zombie Bedsheets
Feb 3rd
This looks like a great bedcover for those that need my guest room as a crash pad.
It was from etsy here, but already sold out.
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You’ve Got Green on You
Aug 2nd
James Hance makes really great pop-art crossover prints and you can see them all on his website here. This is my favorite because of the Shaun of the Dead reference.
Wow, I wonder if this artist got a letter from the Muppets lawyers threatening to sue him like the one I received?
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Carmagedon Just a Coverup for Massive Zombie Outbreak
Jul 16th
The government has shut down a major interstate highway under the claim that there is major road construction that has to take place. In the mean time, absolutely no one is allowed on the road for over 48 hours. The real reason? A massive zombie outbreak has been detected and the government has to have space to contain it.
From LATimes here:
As construction progressed on the Mulholland Drive bridge over the 405 Freeway on Saturday afternoon, city and county officials toured the site and praised organizers for a smooth sailing “Carmageddon.”
City Councilman Paul Koretz and county Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky visited the construction site early Saturday afternoon.
Yaroslavsky had previously taken a helicopter tour of the area, and said he was impressed with what he saw. “No one is on Santa Monica Beach or Zuma Beach. Hardly anyone is on [the] Pacific Coast Highway. It’s dead as a doornail out there,” he said. “There are no choke points anywhere we can see — there are no holdups anywhere.”
This is not quite a city wide outbreak, but it is significant that it requires federal and military intervention. This would put it somewhere just below a class 4 outbreak.
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Awesome Wine Cellar
May 13th
Maybe if my wife lets me rent a jackhammer I can begin construction through my basement concrete floor to install one of these-
And when the zombies come, you can lock yourself in and survive happily on wine and cheese and crackers. You can see more details over at mad4red here.
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Awesome Zombie Wedding Invitation
Mar 24th
I showed you a copy of a save the date my friends sent me some time ago. No check out an actual wedding invitation that someone posted on the Internet. Thanks to FMLFTW for the link.
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Mar 7th
We taught Cartney how to moan, shuffle and reach for your head as he moans “Brainssss!” He loves doing it all the time and actually its kinda creepin’ us out now.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music: Ludo – “Save Our City”
Jan 29th
Ludo is one of my favorite bands and they combine brilliant lyrics with a rock-operatic vibe. In this song, which can only be described as the anthem of the Zombie Apocalypse, Ludo presents a dim, doomed story of the last holdout of mankind as the zombie hoards make their final push. Musically, the song is great, but the geek in me who loves zombie lore squees.
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The Black Keys Zombie Poster
Dec 10th
The Black Keys encourages their fans to create their venue posters for each show and they award the winner via Facebook. This one is absolutely outstanding for their upcoming show in San Diego:
The caption reads:
Zombie specialist Jeff Proctor gives Dan and Pat the treatment in the gig poster for the show Saturday night in San Diego. It’s 18 x 24”, 3 colors, a signed and numbered edition of 175.
WANT.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Sears Running Zombie Sales
Oct 28th
Sears is running a viral ad campaign to get people to come into their stores. They do have great hardware departments and have tried to deep themselves separated from K-Mart, which they own. And who doesn’t love zombies?
Want to check out the whole site? Go here.
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Heroic Man Shoots Zombie Cop. Misses.
Oct 17th
The smart man doesn’t wait for the pursuing zombie police officer to write him a ticket. He uses a firearm to take him out. Just remember. Head shots are what counts.
From CBS4 here:
A man shot at a Longmont police officer trying to arrest him claiming he did so because he thought he was being chased by a zombie.
Twenty-two-year-old Brandon Duke was in court Friday and pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity to the charge of attempted first-degree murder and other charges. An officer ran after Duke and was trying to arrest him on an outstanding warrant in May.
Duke told investigators he thought the officer was a zombie and he shot at him because he was trying to protect himself. The officer shot Duke, striking him in the torso and arm.
Duke will undergo a mental health evaluation and is scheduled in court again Dec. 3.
Pro tip for you cops out there. Don’t yell “Brainssss!!!” while engaged in a foot pursuit.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Zombie Zin
Oct 16th
This Zinfandel is described as blood red in color and with a finish that never dies. I love living in a country that has holiday themed wines. BRAINNSZ!
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