I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Heroic Man Shoots Zombie Cop. Misses.
The smart man doesn’t wait for the pursuing zombie police officer to write him a ticket. He uses a firearm to take him out. Just remember. Head shots are what counts.
From CBS4 here:
A man shot at a Longmont police officer trying to arrest him claiming he did so because he thought he was being chased by a zombie.
Twenty-two-year-old Brandon Duke was in court Friday and pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity to the charge of attempted first-degree murder and other charges. An officer ran after Duke and was trying to arrest him on an outstanding warrant in May.
Duke told investigators he thought the officer was a zombie and he shot at him because he was trying to protect himself. The officer shot Duke, striking him in the torso and arm.
Duke will undergo a mental health evaluation and is scheduled in court again Dec. 3.
Pro tip for you cops out there. Don’t yell “Brainssss!!!” while engaged in a foot pursuit.
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