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The Real Halftime in America Commercial
Feb 7th
Thanks to our pal Remy.
People are out of work and they’re hurting.
And they’re wondering where all their money went.
Well, $12.5 billion of it went to Chrysler. In the form of a bailout.
But it’s okay, because Chrysler is all-American.
Though technically 58.5% of Chrysler is owned by an Italian corporation.
And Chrysler manufactures many of it’s vehicles in Canada. And Mexico.
But I guess that doesn’t make for a great commercial.
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Loading ...Talkin’ Bout the Debt Generation
Feb 6th
I’m a Gen X-er. A child of the 80s, and my generation is now assuming power in the country politically and financially. And I feel pretty good about that. The next generation, the millenials, are having some tough problems finding their way forward, but they will make it if the economy can turn around and provide more opportunities. But Obama’s generation? The wide-eyed youngsters that voted for him in droves in 2008? That is the Debt Generation and they have something to say about it.
Thanks to my pal Jimmy for the heads up.
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Egyptian Disarray is Obama’s Fault
Feb 6th
There are lots of ways that young people and freedom loving Americans can serve their country. Most obvious of course, is military service. Hippie pacifists join the volunteer service of the Peace Corps. But many more political science graduates, and up-and-coming diplomats, cut their teeth working for organizations that coach budding democracies on how to use their power with care- such as public relations, creating a political infrastructure, and helping to create the free and open public debate that is necessary to give voices to everyone in the political processes.
In some places this is more difficult than others. And in some places, it can be downright dangerous. Several organizations that do work described above are right now under suspicion by the newly created Egyptian government of “using foreign money to foment dissent.” And 19 Americans are facing arrest. And this is a direct result of Obama not supporting a 40-year ally as they faced a mob uprising backed by radical Islamists.
From the LATimes here:
Egypt’s military-controlled government announced that 19 Americans working for pro-democracy groups, including the son of a Cabinet official, would be ordered to stand trial on licensing and financial charges.
The provocative decision by investigating judges comes as the U.S. has threatened to suspend $1.3 billion in annual aid to Egypt’s military. It highlights the widening divide between Washington and one of its closest allies over democratic reforms at a time of sweeping political upheaval across North Africa and the Middle East.
Judges have referred 43 people, including 19 Americans, to be prosecuted on charges of violating foreign funding laws for nongovernmental organizations working in Egypt. One of them is reported to be Sam LaHood, the Egypt director of the Washington-based International Republican Institute, or IRI, and son of U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood.
The younger LaHood and other Americans working for IRI received haven last month at the U.S. Embassy amid fears they might be arrested after a travel ban was placed upon them. Employees at two other U.S.-based groups — Freedom House and the National Democratic Institute — are also under investigation. The charges reportedly carry a penalty of up to five years in prison.
Obama just wanted “democracy” in Egypt and he didn’t care that it came from a rampaging mob. Now many NGO employees are at risk as the nation continues to destabilize. Most of those Americans facing arrest are Northern Virginia and Maryland residents. And while I don’t mind saving 1.3 billion dollars by denying foreign aid to an asshole nation like Egypt, I think I would have much rather had a stable, friendly nation there instead of the mess we have now.
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Jan 31st
It was the first day on my new job and I was all excited to get to drive the bobcat. That cackling is from Stuart, my so-called pal and trainer.
Thats twice this month that I’ve lost a sweet gig- the last job was a radar screen polisher for the Costa Concordia. But its okay that I’m back on unemployment. I’m sure Obama and his army of 99%ers will get me a new job any day now.
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Liberal Anonymous Hacker Cries Over Lack of Twitter
Jan 14th
Meet Vincent Kershaw, a liberal landscaper who took the advice of script kiddies from 4Chan, and launched the “Low Orbit Ion Cannon” denial of service attack pings of death against PayPal because his liberal hero Julian Assange and Wikileaks had their donations cut off for the treasonous posting of top secret materials.
Now Vinnie is complaining to a judge that he can’t exercise his freedom of speech without having access to his twitter account and IRC channels. From TSG here:
An alleged “Anonymous” member under indictment for participating in an online attack against PayPal wants a federal judge to allow him to use Twitter, arguing that he is unfairly being prohibited from participating in discussions of the 2012 election cycle, including discourse initiated by President Barack Obama, who has recently vowed to personally post tweets to the social networking site.
Kershaw, who works as a foreman at a Fort Collins landscaping firm, also wants Judge D. Lowell Jensen to allow him to use Internet Relay Chat so that he can participate in “political debate” and “political speech” in IRC chat rooms.
Along with 13 codefendants, Kershaw was named last July in an indictment charging him with conspiracy and intentional damage to a protected computer. The felony charges carry a combined maximum of 15 years in prison and a $500,000 fine.
The accused “Anonymous” members participated in a coordinated online attack against PayPal that was prompted by the firm’s suspension of Wikileaks’s account.
Kershaw and his co-conspirators don’t know each other but they collaborated by downloading a denial of service tool, using it from their home computers, and attacking a legitimate business. The attacks were easily traced and logs used by law enforcement to round-up the not-too-bright dupes who thought they were engaged in “cyber activism.” Kershaw would be down smoking dope at OccupyFortCollins if he could just read twitter to find out where it is. I wonder if the judge will grant his request?
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Time Agrees with Me- It is the Year of the Mob
Dec 15th
I first started talking about how 2011 was the year of the Mob back in early march. The Arab spring was in full bloom, but more importantly, Anonymous was running rampant, State Houses were shut down by leftist agitators, and Ann Coulter’s outstanding book Demonic was due to hit the shelves. Now Time Magazine has named the Mob the person of the year. Actually, the protester, but its the building block of a mob.
Mobs are dangerous, and left unchecked, all throughout history, they are murderous. Our constitution was founded specifically as a reaction to a mob rebellion which doomed the Articles of Confederacy. And it seems with a liberal Democrat in office, the mobs are running wild. The Occupy Wall Street mob actions are not protests- they are dangerous illegal gatherings that are endangering lives and commerce.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The USPS is NetFlix’s Worst Content Delivery Network
Dec 5th
I just finished up with a customer where I had to apply a filter to stop recording all of the NetFlix traffic to an internal organization. I reduced the recorded traffic by nearly a quarter. I wanted to chastise them that if I had spent a quarter of my time on their site watching NetFlix that I would be done sometime late Wednesday, but I bit my tongue. Seriously, when you spend up to the salary of 3 Full Time Employees on streaming Breaking Bad to the Accounting department, its either time to fire the Accountants or time to put in a stupid firewall rule to block NetFlix streaming.
Now the United States Postal Service, who no doubt also spend at least a quarter of their time watching NetFlix, announced that they will no longer send those red envelopes to your home in under 3 days. 3 Billion bucks in cuts for the Post Office. I say its about time.
From CBS here:
The U.S. Postal Service on Monday morning announced major budget and service cuts.
As a result of the $3 billion in cuts, first-class mail that used to take just one day to deliver will now take two to three days. Stamps will also rise in cost by 1 cent to 45 cents, starting next month.
The cuts would force the closure of 250 of the nearly 500 mail processing centers around the country, as well as some 3,700 local post offices this coming spring.
Netflix DVDs and other time-sensitive mail will arrive a day or two later than usual with the change.
The Postal Service is expecting a record loss of $14.1 billion next year amid steady declines in first class mail volume.
I would love to see NetFlix personally take over delivery of DVD’s and charge the USPS more cash to deliver their mail for them too. Slacking bastards at the post office can at least retire with full benefits, which is why they can’t stay in business. So the 14 billion dollars loss will of course, come out of your taxes and mine. By my estimation, there needs to be about 1600 postal workers going postal to weed out all the fat in the system to break even.
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Obama’s Softer Side
Nov 17th
This is how you catch Venezuelan Trenchmouth. Or Cancer. Anyone else think ol’ Barry is the bottom in this relationship?
Makes me think that all of Benetton’s clothing is STICKY.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...New Obama Tax on Fresh Cut Christmas Trees
Nov 8th
This is our Christmas Tree from 2007. Every year we go up the street to a local nursery and get a beautiful Douglas Fir, likely grown in North Carolina, towering 9 or more feet in height, to celebrate our family and the Christmas Season.
Now, according to a recent Obama decree, every American who wants to enjoy a fresh cut, and need I say, ORGANIC natural tree, must now pay a 15 cent tax for that tree.
The tax doesn’t go to the general fund, but to some retarded organization, run by retards, in order to tell Americans how awesome natural cut trees actually are, because only retards need to be told that natural cut trees are freakin’ awesome.
And I guarantee you that these retards in the retarded Natural Xmas Tree Organization of America, or whatever the hell they call it, are each Democrat Donors and are probably godless retarded cretins to boot.
From Heritage here:
President Obama’s Agriculture Department today announced that it will impose a new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees—the Christmas Tree Tax—to support a new Federal program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees.
Acting Administrator Shipman had the temerity to say the 15-cent mandatory Christmas tree fee “is not a tax nor does it yield revenue for the Federal government” (76 CFR 69102). The Federal government mandates that the Christmas tree sellers pay the 15-cents per tree, whether they want to or not. The Federal government directs that the revenue generated by the 15-cent fee goes to the Board appointed by the Secretary of Agriculture to carry out the Christmas tree program established by the Secretary of Agriculture.
I never thought I’d say this, but can the ACLU please intervene in this? This is a tax on Christians. You certainly won’t see Muslims or Hindus having to pay this tax. Is this not a law respecting the establishment of religion?
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Going Galt on California
Nov 3rd
California is run by dangerous Democrats. The Governor of the state is allowing mobs to run rampant and shut down National Critical Infrastructure, namely, the port of Oakland, where many goods the nation receives is brought from overseas tankers. The moonbat mayor of Oakland, Jean Quan is throwing her full support behind the looters and mobs as the Occupy Oakland goons smash windows, destroy property and vandalize businesses.
I once worked for the Department of Homeland Security and understand the DHS mission to protect the National Critical Infrastructure- and ports are indeed a critical part of our national infrastructure. The steps taken to ensure that the free flow of goods remains uninterrupted are both costly and difficult, and lots of good people strive to make sure these assets are protected.
But when the Mayor of a city and a Governor of a State and the DHS Director and President all support the lunacy of mob action, the national critical infrastructure gets shut down.
Until the mobs go away, I will not be returning to California for business or pleasure. It simply is not safe. If the ports can be shut down, then so can airports, highways, railways, power plants and other critical infrastructure. I’m going Galt on California.
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Just who is in the 1%?
Oct 19th
I know someone. Thanks to Moonbattery.
As I said a long time ago, the Year of the Mob is upon us.
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Obama Can Assassinate Anyone He Wants Now
Oct 6th
Reuters has a story out that should send chills down the spine of any freedom loving American, describing how Obama supposedly has a secret group of people close to him that tell him whom he can and cannot murder with a CIA drone.
From Reuters here:
American militants like Anwar al-Awlaki are placed on a kill or capture list by a secretive panel of senior government officials, which then informs the president of its decisions.
There is no public record of the operations or decisions of the panel, which is a subset of the White House’s National Security Council. Neither is there any law establishing its existence or setting out the rules by which it is supposed to operate.
The panel was behind the decision to add Awlaki, a U.S.-born militant preacher with alleged al Qaeda connections, to the target list. He was killed by a CIA drone strike in Yemen late last month.
The role of the president in ordering or ratifying a decision to target a citizen is fuzzy.
The White House is portraying the killing of Awlaki as a demonstration of President Barack Obama’s toughness toward militants who threaten the United States. But the process that led to Awlaki’s killing has drawn fierce criticism from both the political left and right.
In an ironic turn, Obama, who ran for president denouncing predecessor George W. Bush’s expansive use of executive power in his “war on terrorism,” is being attacked in some quarters for using similar tactics. They include secret legal justifications and undisclosed intelligence assessments.
Liberals criticized the drone attack on an American citizen as extra-judicial murder.
So a secret panel with no legal standing is to blame for the murder of a citizen of the United States without due process? Not a President, whose decisions to murder an American citizen are best described as fuzzy??!
I’m surprised Obama doesn’t have a murder czar.
What happened to liberals who wanted terrorists read their miranda rights and tried in public courts? That goes out the window with the anointed one, I suppose.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...BET’s Robert Johnson Launches Racist Attack on Obama
Oct 3rd
Since all Americans know by now that criticizing the President equates to a racist attack, it should be noted that the Black CEO of Black Entertainment Network, Robert Johnson, has gone off on what can only be called the most egregious case of black on black racism ever recorded.
From RealClearPolitics here:
BET founder Robert Johnson on the “FOX News Sunday” program: “Well, I think the president has to recalibrate his message. You don’t get people to like you by attacking them or demeaning their success. You know, I grew up in a family of 10 kids, first one to go to college, and I’ve earned my success. I’ve earned my right to fly private if I choose to do so.
“I’ve tried poor and I tried rich and I like rich better. It doesn’t mean that I am a bad guy.
“I didn’t go in to business to create a public policy success for either party, Republican or Democrat. I went in business to create jobs and opportunity, create opportunity, create value for myself and my investors. And that’s what the president should be praising, not demagoguing us simply because Warren Buffet says he pays more than his secretary. He should pay the secretary more and she will pay more.”
Someone should report this evil man to AttackWatch and get the IRS to audit him for his racist statements.
Lets ask a little black kid: Is criticizing Obama a matter of policy difference, or is it just racist?
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OMG There Really Are Black Protestors at Occupy Wall Street
Oct 2nd
As proof, the NYC cops reach into the vast crowd of white hipsters and arrest the only black guy protesting on the Brooklyn Bridge.
You can see the video here. Why are all of these leftists protesting against he first black president? Does this make them racist?
Seriously thought, mob actions only end one way, and that’s with violence. It will come, as all leftist ideas of looting from the rich, always does.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Says America Has Gone Soft
Sep 30th
I think he’s right. Our President used to ride mountain bikes. Now he rides girl bikes with a sissy helmet.
The real reason America is going “soft?” Check out the boner killer in chief:
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Africa is Hell on Earth: Kenyan Firefighters are teh Fail
Sep 23rd
Meanwhile, back in Obama’s hometown of “Kiddie Kiddie Kiambu Kenya,” his kinsmen struggle to put out a three story apartment fire. The first firetruck didn’t have enough water. The second firetruck pumped a little water and then the firetruck just burst into flames.
Dang, I can’t help but hear the theme to the Three Stooges while I watch this.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...How Solyndra Got Its Loan from the Govt
Sep 17th
The department of energy goes through quite a few submission videos to pick who they are going to throw cash at. One VHS tape got their attention:
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Uh Oh. Hitler’s AttackWatch.Com Site is a Laughing Stock
Sep 16th
The web design team of AttackWatch.Com have to break the saddening news to the Führer.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Oh Solyndra! Don’t You Cry For Me- I Come From California With Solar Panels on My Knee
Sep 16th
If you have a bad case of photo-voltaic patella, (solar panel knee) then Obamacare is just the cure you need. Here is John Stewart’s masterful take on the Solyndra scandal. It had me rolling on the floor.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Chinese Parents Tell Kids: Eat Your Peas; Starving Kids in America
Sep 14th
Thanks Obama. Now Chinese kids are having to eat their peas after their parents tell them that they are lucky to have food. Kids in America are going to bed hungry.
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