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Reason 47 to HomeSchool: Kids Won’t Eat Drug-Laced Brownies
Jan 27th
Someone brought pot brownies to school in a neighboring county and some kids ate the evidence. So anything with peanuts in it can’t make it through the front door, but drug laced chocolate brownies? That’s fine.
From WTOP here:
The Loudoun County Sheriff’s Department is investigating reports that several students brought “pot brownies” to Farmwell Station Middle School in Ashburn.
Sheriff Mike Chapman said his department was notified about the brownies about 5:45 p.m. Thursday. “We heard about it yesterday, but it apparently happened a day earlier,” Wayde Byard, spokesman for Loudoun County Public Schools, told WTOP.
“We’re still figuring out what happened, since it appears the evidence was eaten by the time we found out.”
Rumors began flying on Facebook and Twitter that students had been expelled.
I remember when they used to teach kids to “Just say no.” That no longer appears to be the case these days. Marijuana use has become a culturally accepted behavior, even in an upscale county like Loudoun Virginia.
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PotHeads Win: Gabbie Giffords Quits Congress
Jan 22nd
Gabrielle Giffords, a Democrat, bravely fought back against her debilitating gunshot wound and is this week resigning from Congress. She is a patriot and a great American. I would have been proud to count her as my own representative had I lived in Arizona.
So am I going to turn this into a political issue? You betcha, but I really don’t care about what flavor the next Congressman is going to be from her district. Gabbie will be a tough act to follow and I’m certain her constituents will use her as the measuring stick to get someone great, regardless of the political party.
Jared Loughner, her attacker, had psychological problems that were extremely exacerbated by his marijuana abuse- an abusive level that is now often viewed in this country as a private matter and a right rather than the criminal matter it actually is. Decriminalization of marijuana and lack of the will to enforce laws on the books have led to massive amounts of drugs coming across the Mexican border and hundreds of deaths in Mexico and the US due to Cartel activities.
Gabby Giffords is quitting because she got shot in the head by a pothead psycho. Loughner became a pothead psycho because Arizona and the Federal Government got soft on marijuana enforcement. Just a sad situation all around.
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Victimless Crime: Dad Hotboxes His Car With Son Inside
Dec 2nd
JC Monroe’s favorite color is orange. He is wearing the orange jumpsuit because he was “keepin’ it real” and rolling around the hood, smoking blunts with the windows rolled up. When the cops pulled him over, the smoke was so thick in the car they couldn’t even see the child in the back seat.
Thanks to CBS for the story.
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California Pot Dispensaries Not Paying Their Fair Share in Taxes
Oct 5th
Its time to march, my friends. There is a whole class of people who are filthy rich and are flaunting their wealth in the faces of everyone else, and they are documented as cheating the IRS and are complaining when asked to pay their fair share to the government. Who are these rich scofflaws? Pot dispensary owners, that’s who.

From Fox here:
A San Francisco Bay area medical marijuana dispensary that promotes itself as the world’s largest has been hit with a $2.4 million tax bill following an audit by the Internal Revenue Service.
The back taxes, penalties and interest levied against Harborside Health Center came after the IRS examined its returns for 2007 and 2008 and determined a 1982 tax code prohibiting cost deductions for businesses that traffic in illegal drugs applies to the dispensary.
Harborside is a spa-like fixture on Oakland’s waterfront with 94,114 registered customers and 84 full-time employees that offers an average of 30 varieties of medical marijuana every day and has $22 million in annual sales.
DeAngelo, the subject of an upcoming Discovery Channel reality show, said the write-offs disallowed by the IRS included standard operating costs such as rent, payroll, employee health insurance and licensing fees.
DeAngelo has until Dec. 22 to contest the audit in tax court. The IRS has told him it is now reviewing Harborside’s returns for 2009 and 2010.
DeAngelo said he does not have the $2.4 million the IRS wants. Like all legal medical marijuana dispensaries in California, Harborside operates as a nonprofit corporation while paying state sales taxes and a 5 percent local tax to Oakland — for a total of $3.1 million this year, he said.
“We would be happy to pay taxes like every other business does,” he said. “No business, including Harborside, could survive if it’s taxed on its gross revenue. All we want is to be treated like every other business in America.”
“What the taxing authorities are losing sight of is if you tax these places out of business and make it so they can’t compete.”
Yep, that’s the same bullshit excuse big oil has. We need to force Bit Pot to pay their fair share like anyone else. Lets march on these so-called medical facilities, smash their windows, burn their illegally harvested carbon-based product, and bring democracy back to America!
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Beefeaters Grew Pot on the Tower of London Grounds
Aug 3rd
And having swanky parties too it seems.
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Congrats California! You Gave a License to Get Stoned to the Deadliest Addict in Your State
Jul 15th
Recently the Federal Government ruled that marijuana has zero medicinal benefits and that it will remain on the same schedule of drugs as heroin and other narcotics. But that won’t stop a state full of liberals from legalizing marijuana and issuing licenses to devout potheads to allow them to get high. They even gave one to Rodney King, the deadliest addict in the history of the State, having 55 deaths under his belt, in addition to over 2000 injuries, resulting from riots caused by his alcohol and drug taking spree.
From CNN here:
Rodney King, whose videotaped beating by police led to the 1992 Los Angeles riots, says he was under the influence of a “medical marijuana prescription” when police booked him this week on suspicion of driving while impaired.
“I had marijuana in me that I take to deal with migraine headaches and pain in my lower extremities, although I should not have been driving,” he told CNN Thursday.
I’m guessing that California doesn’t require a background check or proof of ID to get a pot card. Any quack doctor can prescribe pot in the state and some idiot thought it would be a good idea to give a known drug addict a license to smoke a powerful narcotic.
When is California supposed to fall into the ocean? Any day now, right?
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Suck It, Stoners! Feds Say Pot Has Zero Medical Value
Jul 11th
This news is going to harsh quite a few buzzes.

From the HuffPo here:
The federal government ruled on Friday that marijuana has no accepted medical use and should remain in the same class of drugs as heroin.
The decision comes nearly nine years after marijuana supporters asked the government to reclassify the drug to take into account the growing body of research conducted across the globe that proves it’s effective in treating certain diseases, reports The Los Angeles Times.
The paper spoke to advocates who criticized the ruling but are pleased that the government has finally responded, which allows them to appeal to the federal courts.
Joe Elford, chief counsel for Americans for Safe Access told the Times, (and noted pothead) he was not surprised by the decision, which came shortly after the Obama administration announced it would not tolerate large-scale commercial marijuana growing operations.
It is clearly motivated by a political decision that is anti-marijuana,” he said. He noted that studies demonstrate pot has beneficial effects, including appetite stimulation for people undergoing chemotherapy. “One of the things people say about marijuana is that it gives you the munchies and the truth is that it does, and for some people that’s a very positive thing.
Ah, the munchies argument. All those pot dispensaries in Colorado are to treat the thousands and thousands of people in the state undergoing chemo? Riiiight. Pot is good for just one thing. Gettin’ high. And I note that the hippies are blaming Obama for this now, which would mean that he will lose the stoner vote- if stoners could turn off Scooby Do long enough to vote, that is.
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3.6 Million Bucks Wasted Studying Crackhead Monkeys with Bleedy Little Vaginas
Jun 10th
I have written before that our federal government traffics in human brains. They also buy and sell cocaine and meth and pot in order to force monkeys to become addicted- so they can measure how it affects them on the monkey rag- and whether or not they prefer trail mix to monkey chow. And this costs taxpayers 3.6 Million bucks.
From CNSNews here:
The National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA), a division of the federal government’s National Institutes of Health (NIH), has spent $3,634,807 over the past decade funding research that involves getting monkeys to smoke and drink drugs such as PCP, methamphetamine (METH), heroin, and cocaine and then studying their behavior, including during different phases of the female monkeys’ menstrual cycles.
The study also uses “interventions” as “treatment models” for monkeys who have been taught to use drugs.
Precursor research on drug-using monkeys, also funded by NIDA, discovered that after smoking cocaine monkeys exhibited “dilated pupils and slightly agitated, hyperactive behavior”
Well, no shit. I could have told the feds that monkeys smoking crack would make their pupils dilate. I’d have only charged 50 bucks.
In yet another federally funded study of drug-taking monkeys, the monkeys were sometimes given “trail mix” after “their daily experimental sessions.”
“The drugs that will be studied,” the NIH said, “are cocaine, ethanol, heroin, methadone and phencyclidine (PCP).”
“Animals are trained to self-administer drugs that humans abuse, and several phases of the addiction process are modeled, such as acquisition, maintenance, withdrawal, craving, and relapse.”
“Four rhesus monkeys were trained to smoke cocaine-base under a progressive ratio (PR) schedule with ten smoking trials available each day,” the researchers wrote. “Subjects quickly learned to suck or inhale on the smoking tube.”
The researchers said that this particular study used five monkeys who had a history of cocaine and heroin use—and that these monkeys were given “trail mix” after their “daily experimental sessions.”
So they get monkeys hooked on smack in order to use them for other tests? And they call it “monkeys with a history of heroin use” instead of “my crackhead monkey?”
And monkeys can’t talk back, which is why any drug study on lower primates would take 100 times longer than using human subjects. Don’t they have any human crackheads readily available in Minnesota? How is this not blatant animal abuse? Leftist animal rights terrorists will storm a lab using monkeys to find a cancer cure, but for a lab that is getting monkeys addicted to drugs? Whoa man, that’s cool. I guess Earth Liberation Front doesn’t want to harsh their little monkey buzzes by busting down this lab?
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This Ain’t a Weasel! Its a Marten! **WHACK**
Jun 9th
Some poor bastard used to date a whore in Hoquiam, Washington. He’s in his apartment, minding his own business, when a man bursts into his living room, seething with anger and demanding to know where this stupid woman is located. The weirdest part is that the interloper was carrying a dead weasel.
From the AP here:
A man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” The attacker answered, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend’s apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.
He left the carcass behind. Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.
People smacking you with weasels can totally harsh your buzz, man. Even though the story doesn’t mention pot, nor does the original source at KXRO mention it, you can infer heavy marijuana use from this story. Pot smoking freaks love weasels, martens and ferrets, and why else would someone in their mid forties still be living in an apartment?
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Mexican Cartels Bringing the Thunderdome
May 26th
The softening of the drug wars and the popular culture becoming more accepting and permissive in marijuana use is causing lots of death and destruction south of the border for a supposed “victimless crime.” Whole towns have been burned to the ground and thousands are refugees within their own country because every 22 year old in the US wants to sit on their ass, smoke bongs and play Xbox. Check out what the cartels are doing to their war machines. Total Mad Max.
From Deadlinelive here:
For over a year, the criminal organization known as Los Zetas has moved in to the Falcon Lake area on the Texas-Mexico border, chasing out paramilitary groups from the Gulf Drug Cartel. As these two drug cartel organizations fought for this crucial smuggling route or ‘plaza,’ Los Zetas burned down the city of Mier and several big businesses in the town of Miguel Aleman, Mexico.
With the exception of the local news media on both sides of the border, the major news outlets in Mexico and the U.S. have been silent, as local residents have been forced out of their homes, creating a refugee crisis to the point in which the city of Roma, Texas has been involved in humanitarian tasks to assist the city government of Miguel Aleman, providing food and clothing to people in need.
The gun battles, ambushes, and tactics used by the drug cartels are becoming more sophisticated. In the counter-attack, the Gulf Cartel has moved in several hundred kilometers into Zeta territory in the state of Nuevo Leon, where on a daily basis, hundreds of dead mutilated bodies have been found.
Smoking pot is not a victimless crime if you buy it off the streets. Liberals abhor killing off villages in the name of big business and colonization, but are just peachy with it if it means they can get high.
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Aging Baby Boomers Throw Fit Over Jailtime for Home Growing
May 24th
Meet typical babyboomer bleeding hearts Sherri and Gary Burton. Sherri gets cancer and is being treated at taxpayer expense with the best drugs our tax dollars can buy, but she encourages her aged hippie husband to keep tending his illegal grow operation because that is what “helps her sleep at night” despite those fancy expensive taxpayer drugs. Now that her husband is jailed for breaking laws that they knew were on the books to treat a disease Sherri knew she was suffering from, she is refusing to go to surgery to cure her from that disease. I say: Don’t let the casket hit you on the noggin stupid.
If you aren’t serious about treating your disease, don’t take the prescription drugs. If you want to be a martyr for the pro pot legalization cause, go ahead and die and see if real sober voters will legalize the poison you promote. That’s a gamble that makes me giggle like a stoner.
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Stoners Neglect Their Toddler
May 23rd
For those of you who think that pot smoking is a victimless crime, check out this story about stoner parents letting their toddler go wandering the neighborhood in a poopy diaper, carrying Dad’s smokes and weed.
From MSNBC here:
A barefoot boy, wet from rain, wandering the streets of Bethlehem, Pa., Saturday morning had a couple surprises in hand.
A neighbor found the 19-month-old wearing a dirty diaper and with a marijuana pipe in one hand and a pack of cigarettes in the other.
The neighbor took in the boy, cleaned him up, got him something to eat and called the cops while another woman went door to door trying to find his parents but was unsuccessful.
Police eventually contacted the boy’s parents, identified as Bryan Schneider, 46, and Katherine Main-Schneider, 32. Police found another glass marijuana pipe in the couple’s driveway.
Schneider said he and his wife were asleep when his son got out. He was out partying the night before. Upon questioning the 46-year-old turned over a bag and a jar containing a small amount of weed.
The child was taken into protective custody but was ultimately released to a grandparent. The 19-month-old’s parents were charged with endangering the welfare of a child and drug charges.
You’d think at 46, Schneider would grow up and stop acting like he’s 19. I love how the neighbors went on camera to express their disgust at these lowlife parents. Thanks to Trench’s BadBreeders site for the story.
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Reason 656 to HomeSchool: Third Grader Classmate Won’t Bring His Mom’s Weed to Class
Apr 21st
Well, what would you expect from a school called “Lincoln Park Elementary?” An 8 year old girl gave a dime bag of pot to her teacher from her jacket pocket.
From Miami Herald here:
An 8-year-old girl gave a teacher a small amount of marijuana that she had brought from home.
The Lincoln Park Elementary School teacher reported the incident to her principal on Tuesday afternoon. The principal called the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office.
According to reports, the child took the marijuana from her jacket pocket and told the teacher “this is some of my mom’s weed.”
Sheriff’s spokeswoman Chris Welborn says the student won’t face charges. But the sheriff’s office and the Florida Department of Children and Families are investigating the child’s mother.
They should change the name of the school to “Snoop Dogg Skule,” not Lincoln Park. Thanks to Robb for the story!
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Remember When Rappers Died in Glorious Gun Battles?
Mar 16th
Now rappers are dying because they forget to take their cholesterol and blood pressure medication. At least they are keepin’ it real. Nate Dogg is the latest rapper to die at the advanced old age of 41 from a stroke.
From the HollywoodReporter here:
Nate Dogg died Tuesday at age 41 of complications from multiple strokes. Nathaniel D. Hale suffered a stroke in 2007 that left him partially paralyzed and another the following year.
The death was unexpected and the four-time Grammy nominee – who rose to fame in the 90s with the Warren G track “Regulate” – had been making significant progress in his recovery. Nate had gotten his memory back and was fully alert and aware up until his death.
Hey kids, strokes is what you get when you spend all your cash on smoking marijuana. You won’t see the cause of the strokes reported anywhere, but the man had bad genes, worse vascular systems, and he smoked a truckload of pot.
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JPL Hippies Won’t Submit to Drug Testing; Crash Global Warming Satellite
Mar 4th
In yet another long line of correct predictions, I was proven correct that the United States Supreme Court would uphold the Presidential Directives that all NASA employees working with classified material should submit to background checks, including drug testing and medical history for contractors. That ruling was back in January. No word yet on whether or not the hippies that protested the badging and background checks had put down their bongs and gotten back to work. I do know that one of their projects, the Glory Global Warming Satellite riding atop a Taurus XL rocket failed spectacularly and crashed into the ocean without reaching orbit.
First from a Canadia Rag here:
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled unanimously Wednesday to allow sweeping background checks of JPL scientists and other government contract workers, ruling that privacy rights do not prevent officials from digging into employees’ medical, financial and sexual histories.
Research scientist Robert Nelson and 27 other JPL scientists who do not have access to classified material had won an injunction in U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals that prevented NASA from implementing the procedures, developed by the Department of Homeland Security under President George W. Bush.“We’re very disappointed that the court ruled against us” Nelson said.
And then from SanDiego here:
A rocket that blasted off early Friday carrying an Earth-observation satellite has failed to reach orbit, NASA said.
The Taurus XL rocket carrying NASA’s Glory satellite lifted off about 2:10 a.m. PST from Vandenberg Air Force Base. Glory was launched on a three-year mission to analyze how airborne particles affect Earth’s climate. Besides monitoring particles in the atmosphere, it will also track solar radiation to determine the sun’s effect on climate change.
The $424 million mission is managed by the NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Maryland.
NASA suffered a mishap two years ago when a global warming satellite also destined to join the Earth-observation network crashed into the ocean near Antarctica after launching from the same kind of rocket that carried Glory. The loss of that satellite dealt a blow to NASA, which had hoped to beef up its space-based network of environment satellites. The $278 million mission managed by NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory was supposed to track global carbon dioxide emissions.
This is Obama’s NASA. He scrubbed the moon missions and turned NASA into an Islamic outreach program for the space station and is throwing almost a billion bucks into the ocean to study the fictitious global warming. Meanwhile entrenched dope smoking academics in California can’t get a rocket into the sky. Rest in Peace NASA. You used to be so cool.
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Horrible Mother Complains About Horrible Father
Jan 14th
Meet Ashley Bradley. She is a really stupid woman who has absolutely no common sense and makes horrifying decisions. She decided to have frequent sex with a known felon, then decided not to use birth control, and then decided to keep the child and then decided to let the father be around the child. Now she made a decision to go on television and complain that her two-year-old crotch-spawn from a prison rat was photographed bagging pot at the father’s flophouse apartment.
“Oh no! A no-good villainous man who I allowed to inseminate me, beat on me! Then I went through his pictures and found out he’s not a good father too!”
What a stupid sow. How can this behavior be a surprise to this woman? What? Was he wining and dining you and sending you flowers and chocolates while you courted him for a year prior to your marriage? Or did you bang this wretch in the backseat of your car while he was taking a break from dealing drugs? Child protective services should put this kid in a decent home before its too late.
And yet another violent marijuana user shatters the notion that pot makes you mellow.
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What did Jared Loughner and Pentagon Shooter Have in Common?
Jan 9th
Remember the nutjob J Patrick Bedell, who back in March of 2010, drove his POS green Toyota cross country to attempt to shoot his way into the Pentagon? What did he have in common with the Arizona shooter Jared Loughner? Both were addicted to marijuana.
Forget that both were whackjobs and leftists- Bedell was a firm believer in a 9/11 coverup and Loughner thought that the government was conspiring to keep him out of school. But both abused marijuana for many years and family and friends knew about the pot use. Should people prone to paranoia and schizophrenia smoke so much dope? Absolutely not.

I wrote back in 2007 that some doctors performing brain research discontinued their work because they thought giving THC to some mental health patients would be so completely unethical because the effects were so pronounced.
In another study scientists found that marijuana worsens psychotic symptoms of schizophrenics.
While D’Souza had intended to study marijuana’s impact on schizophrenics in more patients, the study was stopped prematurely because the impact was so pronounced that it would have been unethical to test it on more people with schizophrenia.
In other words, marijuana is debilitating to some people and will trigger psychotic events. A lot of people are dead due to stoners and their paranoia, but you won’t hear any liberals talk about that.
Here is a news post about the study.
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Middle Aged Head Shop Owner Busted
Jan 2nd
Meet Gavin Finnerty and his “business co-owner” Alyssa Knowles. Gavin is 42 and a life-long loser who managed to scrape enough cash together to open up a head shop. Alyssa is barely 18 and is only now embarking on her own personal odyssey of loserdom.
Together they were operating a shop called the “Trippy Hippy Company” whose initials were T.H.C. (heh, get it? like pot, man!) and also selling marijuana and oxycodone over the counter.
And Gavin had blue hair, probably to help make his creepy ass look cooler as he hung around high school kids like Alyssa.
The cops didn’t like them selling dope so they shut them down. Good thing too, as their store was chronically (get it, chronic, heh!) robbed according to the blog on their MySpace page. Caution. This page attempts to compromise your computer via javascript. No need to visit, as it is garish, ugly, blanketed by peace symbols and drug references, as you would expect. Oh, and it featured this animated gif of serial killers rolling a joint.
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Now They Make Stoner Soda
Oct 22nd
The medical marijuana racket is now producing yummy flavored soda pops that somehow, kids aren’t supposed to want to drink. They come in seven refreshing flavors: lemonade, sweet tea, pink lemonade, strawberry, orange, grape and root beer. Sugary and guaranteed to get you high. The site also claims that it “relieves a wide range of symptoms”- like sobriety.
How is it that medical marijuana folks can make ice cream and flavored sodas that obviously appeal to children, but Joe Camel was banned as an icon for Camel Cigarettes because people feared it attracted kids? In this kooky liberal world, bad equals tobacco and teh awesome equals hallucinogenic drugs.
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100 Tons of Pot Seized
Oct 18th
There is so much of it it takes up a whole hanger. 200,000 pounds of pot seized just before the drug cartels could get it across the border. So for those out there that think that things are getting better by decriminalizing the drugs and making pot medicinal- yeah right. They are cutting off heads down there over this stuff.
From Reuters here:
Narcotics wrapped in 10,000 brown and silver packages are on display in the patio of the Morelos military base in Tijuana October 18, 2010. Mexican soldiers seized 105 tonnes of marijuana with a U.S. street value of more than $340 million on Monday in Mexico’s biggest-ever pot haul, the army said. Heavily armed soldiers raided a series of homes in a poor suburb of Tijuana, across the border from San Diego, California, and came under fire at least once as they took the drugs.
The drug cartels weren’t going to use giant slingshots to drop 100 tons of pot into the US. They were confident they would get most or all of it across our borders. Once there it would be purchased, if you listen to the legalization crowd tell it, by people in pain that no other drug can treat. Or, as reality would clearly portend, there are a lot of stoners who don’t care that their drug is contributing to the deaths of hundreds of police, judges and soldiers on both sides of our border.
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