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More Liberals Should Try the Sunshine Diet
Apr 26th
Some bullshit artist who calls himself a “guru” in India lied and said he has subsisted on just sunlight for 70 years. Of course he’s lying, but most liberals are too poorly educated to understand that Eastern Religions are full of more lies than Western ones. So some liberals are getting rid of all of their food and are trying to live on just sunshine. And the results are spectacular and hilarious.
From the NYDailyNews here:
A woman starved to death after embarking on a spiritual diet that required her to stop eating or drinking and live off sunlight alone.
The Swiss woman in her fifties decided to follow the radical fast in 2010 after viewing an Austrian documentary about an Indian guru who claims to have lived this way for 70 years. The woman died in January 2011 in the town of Wolfhalden in eastern Switzerland.
Good riddance. Hey maybe she was too far north to get the best direct sunlight! All you hippies out there working on your chakra should go try this diet south of the border where the sunlight is more tasty. Let me know how it works for you.
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Stupid Woman Lulzed to Death on Internets
Apr 10th
Meet Claudia Boerner. She’s dead now thanks to the awesome power of Al Gore’s internets. Besides her massive D cups, there wasn’t much to this woman other than a psychiatric disorder that led to her apparent suicide- but the DailyMail is blaming it on “Internet Trolls.”
From DailyMail here:
A model who appeared on a TV cooking show killed herself after being taunted by internet trolls. Claudia Boerner was found dead after taking part in The Perfect Dinner, which is similar to Channel 4’s Come Dine With Me.
Although it is unclear how the 32-year-old died, it is understood she suffered a barrage of abuse on email and social media following her appearance on the show. Critics accused her of being an attention seeker, claimed that she had showed off for the cameras and made nasty comments about her ‘fake boobs’ and appearance.
Neighbours reported a strong smell of gas in the hall outside the flat where Miss Boerner lived in Vellmar, Germany. Vox, the station that made the show – said: ‘We don’t know if internet mobbing played a definite role in this case. We send our sympathy to the friends and family of the candidate.’
So the DailyMail “understood” there were some emails. And no one knows how she died. The show says they don’t know if the internet had anything to do with it. So the DailyMail concludes: ZOMG INTERTUBE TROLLS DID IT!!11
The woman obviously had severe self image problems and had likely suffered sexual abuse in her past since she sexualized her own appearance. And these sex addict types also tend to have substance abuse problems. And the rate of death among addicts is high. It wasn’t internet trolls.
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Mar 21st
A fifth person since January has suicided themselves under a DC Metro Train, snarling the commute for thousands of Metro riders. The situation has become intolerable for WMATA so they are going to make it easier and more convenient to purchase a farecard and die on their system. They are installing “Suicide Booths.” This is a technology whose time has come.
From WashExaminer here:
A man was killed Monday morning in the latest suicide attempt on the transit system.
The man, an adult, jumped into the path of the Red Line train at White Flint around 10:15 a.m. He died under the train.
Metro closed down the station briefly but reopened it shortly after 11 a.m., though trains continued to share a single track. Delays occurred along the Red Line.
The man was the fifth person struck by a Metro train in a suicide attempt so far this year.
What if all of these suicides were because gays haven’t been paying attention to the “It gets better” Youtube video series? Five gay suicides and no one is yet to be charged with a “Bias Crime” like Dharun Ravi?
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Job Opening At PayPal
Mar 13th
Ugh, this is sad. An executive at PayPal, battling mental illness, apparently threw himself in front of a commuter train in Silicon Valley widowing his wife and leaving three small children at home.
From the DailyMail here:
PayPal vice-president killed by commuter train had been suffering from depression
The PayPal executive struck and killed by a California train last week suffered from depression and bipolar II disorder his family said.
Eric Salvatierra, 39, vice president of customer advocacy and operational excellence, was standing on the tracks of a Caltrain commuter train Friday morning when hit.
The family of Mr Salvatierra, who leaves behind a wife, Meredith Ackley, and three daughters, aged three, eight and 10, released a statement saying he was diagnosed with the mental illness last summer.
‘In the past eight months, Eric and Meredith worked tirelessly with mental health professionals to get him through his illness,’ the statement obtained by Mercury News read. ‘In the end, he lost his fight with this debilitating disease.’
I often forget that mental illness is often a terminal illness. Any suicide is tragic and even worse when such a young family is involved. But I suppose now one poor train driver is going to be drinking away the horrifying image of flattening a Silicon Valley fat cat with his locomotive.
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Will Sinead O’Connor Twittercide?
Jan 11th
Messed up has-been singer, drug addict, sexually confused former pop singer Sinead O’Connor, who recently divorced her husband after trying to buy crack in Vegas, took to Twitter to beg for psychiatric help. Read from the bottom up:
I don’t know if any other pseudo celebs have taken to Twitter to commit suicide, but this one might. Its not the first time she’s hinted at suicide. I guess nothing compares to your head in a gas oven.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Jamey Rodemeyer Confirms: It Only Gets Better With Suicide
Sep 22nd
Jamey Rodemeyer became an hero last Monday, killing himself in front of his house because, despite participating in the hilarious “It Gets Better Project,” Jamey thought the only way his life could get better is to become wormfood. So he commited a public hate crime and killed a gay boy on his parents’ front lawn.
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I don’t know who this Lady Gaga fella is, but I might go out and get one of his records if whiny kids are killing themselves over it.
Jamey Rodemeyer had plenty of support in his life- Both parents were around but working, and Jamey was seeing a psychologist as well as a social worker and had apparently had suicidal tendencies since 5th grade.
From Today.com here:
Suicide and bullying, however, seemed to remain at the forefront of Jamey’s mind and in his writing, and and on Sept. 8 he posted online about Suicide Prevention Week (Sept. 4-10). “No one in my school cares about preventing suicide, while you’re the ones calling me [gay slur] and tearing me down.”
“I always say how bullied I am, but no one listens,” he wrote the following day. “What do I have to do so people will listen to me?”
Both his family and friends were aware of Jamey’s suicidal thoughts for some time, his mother told the Buffalo News. “He was totally against bullying,” she said. “He has had issues since fifth grade. He had suicidal tendencies back then.” She says her son was in the care of both a therapist and a social worker.
So a mentally ill child who had been attempting or thinking about suicide since 5th grade is suddenly dead because of intolerant people? Puh-Leeeze. Jamey was probably sexually assaulted and simply never told anyone who it was, blaming himself for the assault. And the social workers and therapists probably thought he was just a confused gay kid rather than a victim of a violent act. Maybe Lady Gaga will dedicate a song to the dead kid. Then it will get better, right?
To Moms and Dads out there who have a kid getting on the Internet, writing about suicide and being gay, how about taking internet access away from the kid? How about staying at home instead of working so your distraught kid has someone to talk to in the afternoon instead of offing himself on the front lawn? Just an idea.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...DC Drunk Chick Splats Herself from the W
Jun 30th
The W hotel is a beautiful hotel just doors down from the White House. I’ve had the pleasure of imbibing a few cocktails from its scenic rooftop bar where attendants pass out hors d’oeuvres of bacon wrapped shrimp and chicken skewers. Seems like some woman also liked the cocktails up there perhaps a little too much. I think she tried to get a photo of herself planking, and did it the hard way.
From the WaPo here:
A woman fell to her death from an upper floor of a hotel across from the White House grounds late Wednesday night.
Witnesses told a police officer that the woman had been drinking at the bar on the rooftop patio of the W hotel, and that she climbed over a fence on the patio. Witnesses told authorities that the woman was then seen hanging by her hands from an overhang one story below the rooftop around 11 p.m. The woman then dropped about 10 stories. She was declared dead at the scene.
The boutique hotel, at 515 15th St. NW, is across from the White House, and the rooftop bar there is a popular attraction.
Women can’t hang on long because they have no upper arm strength. There is a suggestion it was a suicide, but women don’t flame out in public like that. They typically stay at home and swallow a few bottles of sleeping pills. I’m guessing she was trying to be a showoff, which means she died being an attention whore. Maybe she should have just danced on the pole?
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70′s Songwriter Becomes ‘An Hero’
May 23rd
Joseph Brooks was best known for writing “You Light Up My Life,” a horrible pop song in the 70′s; a song that 30-something baby boomers praised as awesome as they exchanged carkeys with their friends’ spouse while it played on the radio. Did Brooks keep pumping out number one hits? Nope, he turned his apartment into a rape station, luring women into his grip with the promise of stardom before he attacked them. He took his own worthless life to avoid jail.
From the NYDaily News here:
The Oscar-winning “You Light Up My Life” composer, who was awaiting trial for rape while his son faced a murder rap, killed himself Sunday in his upper East Side apartment.
Joseph Brooks, 73, was found dead with a plastic dry-cleaning bag over his head near a hose attached to a tank of helium gas.
In a rambling, three-page suicide note, Brooks said he would be exonerated of rape but complained about his failing health and a woman who had abused him and taken his money.
In 2009, he sued 22-year-old ex-fiancée Joaly Gomez, claiming he spent $2 million on her before learning she was already married.
The apartment was where he lured a string of young actresses with promises of movie roles – and then jumped them, prosecutors said in 2009. He was awaiting trial on 82 counts of sex crimes.
His son’s murder trial is unaffected. Nicholas Brooks, 25, is awaiting trial for strangling his girlfriend, swimsuit designer Sylvie Cachay, at the posh Soho House club last year.
Brooks’ 1977 ballad “You Light Up My Life” was the biggest hit of the 1970s. He never again saw such success.
I never read stories about suicide notes being well composed and succinct. They are always described as “rambling, long and unintelligible.” And that 22 year old fiancée who fleeced him? I hope she did it for the lulz.
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Fat Old Lesbian Commits Suicide on Facebook
Jan 6th
This was Simone Back. She was distraught over a relationship with either a woman or a gallon of ice cream, so she ate all her pills and said goodbye on Facebook. None of her selfish 1,048 online friends did anything to stop her, mostly because I think, everyone had hid her comments.
And if you think the thousand friends were selfish, what about all the people who kept rejecting her friend requests?
From the DailyMail here:
A woman posted a chilling suicide note on Facebook – prompting sickening messages from her online friends.
Before taking her life on Christmas Day, Simone Back, 42, updated her status saying: ‘Took all my pills be dead soon bye bye everyone.’
But none of the 1,048 friends she had on the social networking site even attempted to contact her in person to stop her.
Today Miss Back’s devastated mother has asked why no-one helped. Instead of trying to save her, some so-called friends mocked her in cruel messages under her tragic final status update.
One called her a liar and another said it was ‘her choice’.
Seventeen hours later, police broke down the door of her flat in Brighton and found her dead.
It is not yet known when Miss Back died or whether she could have seen any of the callous messages.
So if she was gay and committed suicide, did she commit a hate crime against herself? Shocker a fat chick’s way out of life would involve eating something. I fail to see how any of her facebook friends could even be held accountable for the mental problems of this woman. I mean if a psychotic suicidal woman can attract a thousand facebook friends how close could those friends actually be?
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Double Reverse Bullycide!
Oct 29th
Hunter Perkins, 16, drew some funny pictures of his gay friend and when he got in trouble for it, he “an heroed” himself.
Suicide is not just for people ya know.
From the Lowellsun here:
Hunter Perkins had been labeled a bully.
The Virginia boy, 16, a third-year student at the prestigious and private Groton School, was accused, along with two other boys, of harassing another student about his sexuality, according to his father, Walter Perkins. His father said he was told to come get Hunter immediately.
Within a week, Hunter Perkins would be dead.
Hunter’s father, Walter Perkins, of Chantilly, Va., said he drove 10 hours overnight to pick up his son Oct. 6 from the school’s infirmary.
The next five days would be hell for the Perkins family. Walter Perkins said he was angry with his son and the damage he had done to his future by allegedly joining with two other boys to create demeaning comics about another student.
Walter Perkins said he was in his bedroom, calling his daughter so that the family could get together to figure out what to do. (His wife died nine years ago.) “There was the crack of a gunshot in the basement,” Walter Perkins said.
The rest of the article documents how Walter Perkins blames the school for ejecting his son for bullying. Hunter’s Mom dying and being shipped off to Massachusetts to boarding school had nothing to do with it. And to have paid 50 Thousand dollars for the privilege of going to such a great school like Groton only to be kicked out a few weeks into the semester? Nah, Walter’s disappointment in his son couldn’t have been a contributing factor.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Rapper TI, Due in Court for Probation Revocation Just So Happens to Rescue Suicide Jumper
Oct 14th
What?? A rapper going back to court for probation violation for buying drugs just so happens to rescue a suicidal man? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper T.I. whose real name is Clifford Harris, just so happened to hear about a man threatening to jump from atop an Atlanta building and T.I rolled up and talked the man down.
From CNN here:
Rapper T.I. helped police persuade a man not to jump off the roof of high-rise office building in Atlanta, Georgia, Wednesday afternoon.
T.I., whose real name is Clifford Harris, talked to the man about how a person “can make it through anything.”
Harris faces his own life crisis this week when he appears before a federal judge, who is considering revoking his probation from a weapons conviction.
Police were trying to talk the man, who appeared to be about 25 years old, from jumping from the 22-floor Colony Square building when Harris “appeared out of nowhere.” The man, who was not identified by police, agreed to leave the roof to meet with the rapper.
Harris and his wife, “Tiny” Tameka Cottle, were arrested on drug charges during a traffic stop on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood, California, last month. The charges triggered Friday’s probation revocation hearing in Atlanta.
See this post about how T.I. was busy keeping it real when the feds caught him buying machine guns in an Atlanta grocery store parking lot. Am I saying that this suicidal dude and TI conspired to put on this stunt in the hopes that the courts would not impose a revocation of his probation or possibly jail time? Yes, I am saying exactly that.
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Gay Guy Commits Hate Crime By Committing Suicide
Sep 30th
A gay violinist from Rutgers University, Tyler Clementi, was outed when his roommate, in an epic tale of Lulz, broadcast video of him banging a dude. Mortified at his own faggotry, Clementi threw himself off the George Washington bridge in New York, thus committing a hate crime. At least he threw himself into the water and not onto the roadway- that would have just snarled traffic.
From ABC here:
A Rutgers University freshman posted a goodbye message on his Facebook page before jumping to his death after his roommate secretly filmed him during a “sexual encounter” in his dorm room and posted it live on the Internet.
Items belonging to 18-year-old Rutgers student Tyler Clementi were found by the George Washington Bridge last week, according to authorities. Clementi’s freshman ID card and driver’s license were in the wallet.
Clementi’s post on his Facebook page, dated Sept. 22 at 8:42 p.m. read, “Jumping off the gw bridge sorry.”
Clementi’s body was pulled from the Hudson River just north of the bridge.
Two students, Dharun Ravi and Molly Wei, have been charged with two counts each of invasion of privacy after allegedly placing a camera in Clementi’s room and livestreaming the recording online
Can suicide jumpers do a Facebook checkin at certain bridges? Honestly, I don’t see how these two students could be charged with a crime. They only turned on a camera, a legitimate security device. If Clementi wanted to get freaky with a guy that was his choice.
And what about the unknown gay guy that was banging Clementi? Does he drive all his lovers to commit suicide? He is as much to blame in this as anyone.
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Philip Markoff “An Heros” Self
Aug 16th
Phillip Markoff became ‘an hero’ yesterday when he saved the state of Massachusetts loads of cash that would have otherwise been spent convicting him of murder.
From FoxNews here:
A former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist committed suicide in the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.
Philip Markoff, 24, was found unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, and he was pronounced dead at about 10:15 a.m.
“Markoff was alone in his cell, and all evidence collected thus far indicates that he took his own life,” the statement said.
Markoff, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a stripper that week.
His trial in the Massachusetts cases was expected in March.
Markoff’s lawyer, John Salsberg, said he was shocked and saddened about his client’s death. He would not comment further.
The only one saddened about this is his lawyer. Do attorneys still get paid if their clients die in custody prior to trial? Or would they sue the jail for lost wages for allowing their client to kill himself?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Remains of Suicidal People Found in a Lake
Apr 28th
I had no idea until yesterday that you could go to another country for the expressed purpose of committing suicide. But you can in Switzerland. A company there called of all things, “Dignitas” will murder you with your consent and then dump your remains in a jar at the bottom of Lake Zurich. And for some reason people are upset because Dignitas has “disrespected” the remains?
From the DailyMail here:
Scores of urns containing human ashes have been found dumped in a lake near the Swiss suicide clinic Dignitas. One estimate puts the number discovered 30ft down on the bed of Lake Zurich at 300 or more.
The urns bear the logo of a cremation service thought to be used by Dignitas, the controversial organisation where more than 100 Britons have ended their lives.
It is not known if the remains of any British ‘suicide tourists’ are involved.
The urns were discovered by chance when divers from a rescue service were looking for a lost sunshade from one of their boats.
After retrieving 13 urns they notified the Environment Agency and police divers were called in. One said: ‘After 50 we stopped counting. They lay there in a big heap.’
Environment Agency spokesman Wolfgang Bollack said: ‘We have filed a criminal complaint against unknown persons for disturbance of the dead.
‘The retrieved urns are being kept in a place respecting their dignity.’
Last night Lesley Close, whose brother John died there aged 55 in May 2003, after suffering with motor neurone disease, said: ‘This underlines the need for change in British law on the subject of assisted suicide. ‘We should be absolutely certain what happens to the remains of our loved ones after they are dead. We need our own laws.’
Wait, what? So people who didn’t give a crap about their own lives somehow want their remains treated better than a flush down the sewer? Those 300 urns at the bottom of the lake represent 300 families who didn’t give a crap about their loved ones when they were alive, NOR when they went overseas to snuff it. Otherwise, they would have reclaimed the remains and kept them and disposed of them on their own.
And now the ghouls come out begging to enact laws in their own country so people can simply be flushed down their own sewers rather those of another country.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Shocking Photo Found in Austin IRS Rubble
Feb 18th
I think its a window washer or something in one of the Austin offices of the IRS. Who could this unfortunate soul be???
Joe Stack was a disillusioned man who fell for the old belief that there are certain portions of the tax code that allow you to get away with not paying your taxes. Wesley Snipes was one of those guys, but he at least had the money to pay back the IRS at Audit time. Joe Stack didn’t. After his anger, his divorce and the loss of his life’s savings fighting the government, he took his own life by cramming a piper cub up the IRS’s nose.
From the Smoking Gun here, along with an epic rant on why he did it:
The man suspected of intentionally crashing an airplane into a Texas office building today appears to have posted a lengthy online diatribe attacking the Internal Revenue Service and declaring that, “I know I’m hardly the first one to decide I have had all I can stand.” The six-page manifesto, which you’ll find below, is dated “2/18/10″ and is signed “Joe Stack (1956-2010).” Andrew Joseph Stack, 53, has been identified as the man who flew a small plane into an Austin building housing IRS offices.
The online posting is titled “Well Mr. Big Brother IRS man… take my pound of flesh and sleep well.”
Dude, you have to pay your taxes. And don’t hire stupid accountants like Stack did. Turbotax walks you through everything! Its easy!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Maybe Muslims Need Better Meds
Feb 13th
I get lots of spam. As the primary admin of a domain, I get not only my own spam, but also errant emails meant for all kinds of bizarre email addresses people use to fake-register for online accounts. Because of this, I get some emails from some pretty common and also rare stuff. Check out this spam I got tonight-
Have you ever considered the idea of suicide? If yes, have a look at new antidepressants!
This piece of spam actually made me laugh out loud! I don’t consider suicide but I sure wish lots of others would consider it now and again!
And it got me to thinking about Jihadists- would they still hate us infidels as much if they ate prozac? Somehow I think that anti-depressants wouldn’t curb their appetite for martyrdom.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Erin Marcove Does the World a Favor By Removing Herself From it
Dec 27th
Erin Marcove never made a correct decision in her whole life, except for the one that ended her otherwise miserable string of bad decisions. That final decision was to kill herself. It was probably for the best. She was a 44 year old grandmother of a three year old boy. She deliberately fed this boy cookies made from marijuana butter that she cooked up on her own stovetop using supposed “medical marijuana.”
When she groggily came to the next morning at her customary noonish time, she checked to find out why her neglected three year old grandson wasn’t already awake trying to sustain itself on catfood or any other stale cheetos he could scavenge. Instead she found the toddler passed out from a marijuana overdose and she refused to take him to the hospital. While under investigation for child endangerment, she finally made the right call and “an hero’d” herself. Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish.
From the Examiner here with much thanks to Red Alerts:
On the evening of Dec. 4, Erin Marcove made cookies for her 3-year-old grandson made with her favorite ingredient…Marijuana.
Marcove told police that she gave the boy the cookies which she made with “cannabis butter” around 10:30 p.m. The next day, she could not wake him.
The grandmother told investigators that when she awoke at noon, her grandson “was still sleeping, which was odd and she couldn’t get him to wake him up”
Hours later, Marcove placed the toddler in a cold shower, after he remained unresponsive. She then called the boy’s mother, but refused to call an ambulance for the child.
Once the boy’s mother arrived, she called 911 and he was rushed to the hospital. He required treatment in an intensive care unit, and tested positive for THC, the active ingredient in marijuana.
According to an arrest affidavit, police found a green jar of “suspected cannabis butter” in the refrigerator.
While still under investigation for the incident, Marcove committed suicide on Dec. 12.
Marcove was the Colorado president of “bitches to legalize marijuana” or some similar acronym. She claimed to have use pot medicinally her whole life for back problems, which is unusual because her state didn’t recognize the medicinal usage of the drug until recently. Which means she was using it illegally for years and was working to force society to allow her to continue to be a pot addict without reprisals or criminal action against her. Nice that it all worked out for her in the end.
No one can confuse a greenish foul smelling gel with butter. This bitch of a failure poisoned her own grandchild because she was a pot addict. As Rob Taylor like to call it, this victimless crime claims one more victim.
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(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 6) Loading ...David Carradine Hanged Himself
Jun 4th
The star of the old Kung Fu TV series and the bad guy in the Kill Bill Tarantino moves climbed into a closet in his Bangkok hotel room and hanged himself. He was shooting a movie at the time. He was 72.
From Extra here:
“Kill Bill” star David Carradine was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room. Thai police believe he hanged himself.
Carradine, 72, was in Bangkok to the shoot movie “Stretch” and had been staying at the Park Nai Lert Hotel since June 2. The actor was absent from a dinner with the film crew on June 3. The crew attempted to get a hold of him but were not successful. They assumed he was resting.
A hotel maid found Carradine on Thursday morning in the closet of his suite. A police investigation reports the actor was hanging by a rope. Police said he was dead for at least 12 hours and found no signs of foul play.
How crappy was the hotel food, or the working conditions, to be the final straw that would push a suicidal person over the edge?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Abraham Biggs, aka Candyjunkie, Kills Self Online
Nov 22nd
A lot of the news stories are downplaying the selfishness of Biggs’ final act, saying he was a confused teenager, while at the same time, decrying the words of the people in the online streaming video chatroom as heinous because some of them jeered and even egged him on to commit suicide. Below is a screencap of the chat room as the cops went into the home of Biggs to check on him due to a tip from one of the site’s visitors.
A complete timeline of what happened is at the Internet drama site (look, this link goes to a site that discusses suicide and has graphic images, so don’t click it and then act all traumatized) ED here.
The medical examiner’s office conducted an autopsy Thursday and determined Biggs died from a drug overdose. The toxicology report indicated he had ingested a deadly combination of benzodiazepine, a depressant used to treat insomnia, and opiates. He had a prescription for some of the drugs, but not all.
Biggs Jr. wrote what appeared to be a suicide note and posted it on his MySpace page Nov. 13:
”I can honestly say I’ve finally closed a chapter in my life that tonight that ended a long time ago. For my closest friends, you know who exactly I’m talking about, but I guess it really does take that last kiss goodbye till you finally turn your back on someone and not even think of looking back,” Biggs wrote.
“Good Night Myspacer [sic], I think I’m gonna go in at only 1:29 AM.”
The paper reports the story as if Biggs was a teenager. He was 19, so he was a man. And he knew what he was doing. And he was being a bit of a drama queen about his whole “shuffling off the mortal coil” and all. Reports say he had attempted suicide before and talked of it often. My sympathy goes to his family for their tragic loss.
But as tragic as his death was, I am claiming Abraham Biggs’ unused carbon credits. I called dibs, so I get them under salvage laws of this country. And don’t you start booing me for being a heartless bastard- I’m just thinking like a liberal. This guy is carbon neutral now, thank Gaea, and will spew no more awful CO2 into the atmosphere. But he had a good 60 years worth of living ahead of him, and that’s a lot of unspent carbon.
“But Pat,” you say, “the guy is not even in the ground yet! How can you say these things?” Hey, it’s not my fault the guy’s life was unsustainable. Maybe he didn’t believe that Obama was going to bring him any hope OR change. Or maybe he was dejected because he didn’t get a Congressional bailout package like AIG. But if you really feel sorry for Biggs, you can leave your condolences on his Myspace Page here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Tragic Cowardice of Spammers
Jul 30th
Yeah, spammers are annoying, no question. They flood inboxes with ads for penis creams, fake watches, penny stocks, and links to malware-infected sites. They even steal identities of victims that fall for their scams. Now there is a new crime to add to the evils of spammers- Murder.
Edward Davidson, convicted for spamming millions, escaped from jail and murdered his wife and three year old daughter before turning the gun on himself. Trench posted this on his News of Doom blog, so thanks for that. From Rocky Mountain News here:
Edward Davidson 35, was known as Colorado’s Spam King. He was sentenced April 28 to serve 21 months in federal prison for his role in sending hundreds of thousands of unsolicited fraudulent e-mails touting certain penny stocks as excellent investments. He was a computer whiz who made millions only to see his life come crashing down, ending on a quiet basin of prairie.
Sunday night he pulled off a seamless escape from a prison in Florence, jumping into a 2006 silver Toyota Sequoia with his visiting wife and speeding away.
On Thursday morning, he drove to his wife’s former home near Bennett and fatally shot her and his toddler daughter. Then he killed himself.
Davidson was found outside the driver’s side of the vehicle, his wife by the passenger side. A handgun lay nearby. His dead 3-year-old daughter was in the back of the vehicle. A 7-month-old boy was strapped in his baby seat, unharmed.
“What a nightmare, and such a coward,” said U.S. Attorney Troy Eid. “Davidson imposed the death penalty on family members for his own crime.”
Rot in hell you cowardly stupid POS. While this world is much better off without you, there was no reason to murder your family members.
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