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American Psychiatric Association: No Such Thing As Aspergers
Feb 10th
Freaky, soulless, self-absorbed asshats, yes. Aspies, no. The APA is doing away with a clinical diagnosis of Aspergers since no one can figure out what the hell it is or if it actually exists. There will just be autism on a graduated scale.
In this famous action sequence, a selfish child that has no soul conceives of an idea that he is afflicted with a special disease that will excuse all of his horrible selfish behavior.
From the DailyBeast here:
Asperger’s, Overdiagnosed, Ill Defined, May Not Be a Syndrome Much Longer
Psychiatrists working on the latest edition of their profession’s diagnostic manual are thought to be tightening the definition of autism and dispensing with Asperger’s completely.
It’s a reasonable question to ask in the midst of the furor over the American Psychiatric Association’s proposed changes to the way autism spectrum disorders are diagnosed. According to the plan, the APA’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the profession’s standard diagnostic reference for mental disorders will not contain Asperger’s syndrome at all. Instead, all diagnoses of autism—of which Asperger’s is currently considered a subset—will be collapsed together onto one spectrum, and rated in gradations from mild to severe.
For all its clinical and cultural resonance, Asperger’s syndrome is still only a recent addition to the American diagnostic vocabulary. In the 18 years since it arrived, no one has been able to agree on what it is.
So Gary McKinnon, famed Aspergers sufferer who is using his self-diagnosis to prevent being extradited to the United States to face criminal charges, is now considered by the APA to be merely “daft” rather than having a real disease. Eat it, AssPies.
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Loading ...Crisis Management Under the Big Top
Feb 7th
I saw the motorcycle accident below on Fox News and it looked pretty bad. I found the whole video on YouTube and found quite a few surprises. First of all, the rider is going to be okay. Broke several bones, but he will survive. But check out the ringmaster who takes control of a bad situation, keeps the crowds calm and pulls the decision to close the circus.
Oh, and the redneck who shouts “He’s fuckin’ dead!” with all those kids around? Total asshat.
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Ah, the Toe Market
Feb 6th
All these little piggies that go to market? That market is WalMart. And they ride around in the Scamp carts and block the normal shoppers. They fill up their basket with Sam’s Brand Pork and Beans.
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Not-So-Happy Meal
Feb 5th
A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack on a McDonald’s Drive Thru by parking your car at the window and refusing to move. You get TASED and your kid goes to foster care.
From the DailyMail here:
Police used a Stun Gun on a woman who had been blocking a McDonald’s drive-thru for more than 20 minutes. Evangeline Lucca, 37, had cut the line and refused to leave before she was served.
Employees, meanwhile, refused to attend to Lucca because she cut the queue.
Lucca bypassed the order screen and the line at the fast food restaurant, instead pulling directly up to the pick-up window Friday afternoon. They told her she had to go around and wait like everybody else did and place her order that way, they weren’t set up at the that window to taker her order.
The woman still refused to move, and police were called after that. Employees told the paper that Lucca often tried to jump the line, but that they finally got sick of it.
When the deputies arrived, they said she was ‘defiant’ to them and was threatening them. Deputies then performed a ‘drive stun’ on her, meaning the device was applied directly to her skin, rather than firing the Taser cartridge.
Her three-year-old daughter was with her and was taken into protective custody.
Stupid woman waited 34 years to have a daughter, she can wait 5 minutes to buy her child a freakin’ Happy Meal. Now she can wait for visitation rights. Actually, I’ve often been tempted to find out what would happen if you blocked a fast food drive-thru lane. Nice to know now that I shouldn’t try that.
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DHS Monitoring Twitter; Ejects Chavs From US
Jan 30th
Alternate title of this post: When Idiots Converge. Leigh Bryan, a 24 YO doofus from Ireland, and probable chav, tweeted that he was going to “destroy america” and “dig up” Marilyn Monroe’s corpse. Upon landing in LAX, he was intercepted by customs and searched and then told that he was not allowed entry onto US soil. It seems he was watchlisted by DHS idiots who don’t understand that pasty white guys from the UK use terms like “destroy” to mean “get wasted.”
From the Mail here:
Two British tourists were barred from entering America after joking on Twitter that they were going to ‘destroy America’ and ‘dig up Marilyn Monroe’. Leigh Van Bryan, 26, was handcuffed and kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers for 12 hours after landing in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting. The Department of Homeland Security flagged him as a potential threat when he posted an excited tweet to his pals about his forthcoming trip to Hollywood which read: ‘Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America‘.
After making their way through passport control at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) last Monday afternoon the pair were detained by armed guards. Despite telling officials the term ‘destroy’ was British slang for ‘party’, they were held on suspicion of planning to ‘commit crimes’ and had their passports confiscated.
Federal agents even searched his suitcase looking for spades and shovels, claiming Emily was planning to act as Leigh’s ‘look out’ while he raided Marilyn’s tomb. Bar manager Leigh, from Coventry, and Emily, 24, from Birmingham, were then quizzed for five hours at LAX before they were handcuffed and put into a van with illegal immigrants and locked up overnight.
‘When we arrived at the prison I was shoved in a cell on my own but after an hour two huge Mexican men covered in tattoos came in and started asking me who I was. ‘They told me they’d been arrested for taking cocaine over the border. When the food arrived on the tray they took it all and just left me with a carton of apple juice.‘
They spent 12 hours in separate holding cells before being driven back to the airport where they were put on a plane home via Paris.
Aww, poor baby only got apple juice.
Yes, its kinda absurd that DHS thinks that they are catching terrorists by reading tweets. Its refreshing to see them fail at this as badly as their airport screening prevents terror too. As long as DHS continues to pretend that white males plant bombs, they will fail at their task.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...X Games Crash: Colton Moore Bites It
Jan 26th
I saw this while I was out tonight at (shocker!) a pub with friends. I’m gonna watch the reruns later on ESPN 3D.
Reminds me of Jake Brown biting it on the skateboard.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Symantec to Customers: Only a Fool Would Use PCAnywhere Now
Jan 26th
Symantec released a whitepaper that quickly glosses over that they were pwn3d back in 2006 and lost the source code to their flagship products. Now they are recommending that the software be turned off unless you really, really can’t do without it, but if you get h4x0red don’t blame them.
The whitepaper says:
Upon investigation of the claims made by Anonymous regarding source code disclosure, Symantec believes that the disclosure was the result of a theft of source code that occurred in 2006. We believe that source code for the 2006-era versions of the following products was exposed: Norton Antivirus Corporate Edition; Norton Internet Security; Norton SystemWorks (Norton Utilities and Norton GoBack); and pcAnywhere.
With this incident pcAnywhere customers have increased risk. Malicious users with access to the source code have an
increased ability to identify vulnerabilities and build new exploits. Additionally, customers that are not following general security best practices are susceptible to man-in-the-middle attacks which can reveal authentication and session information. General security best practices include endpoint, network, remote access, and physical security, as well as configuring pcAnywhere in a way that minimizes potential risks.At this time, Symantec recommends disabling the product until Symantec releases a final set of software updates that resolve currently known vulnerability risks. For customers that require pcAnywhere for business critical purposes, it is recommended that customers understand the current risks, ensure pcAnywhere 12.5 is installed, apply all relevant patches as they are released, and follow the general security best practices discussed herein.
I don’t know how much marketshare PCAnywhere maintains nowadays- most Windows desktops and servers ship with a free remote desktop client, and most customers I encounter today use either citrix or desktop sharing services like WebEx. But this whole episode is still an embarrassment to big yellow.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Those Polar Ice Caps are Damned Stubborn Mr. Gore
Jan 13th
Back in 2009, Gore blabbed that he had some phony baloney proof that the Polar Ice Cap at the north pole would be completely melted this year. I don’t think that’s gonna happen Al. Thanks to Gateway Pundit here.
Time to put Al Gore on the list of failed Doomsday prognosticators and the Global Warming cult he leads with him. The planet is not going to warm up. To see a comparable list of failed doomsday predictions, go to LiveScience here.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Talking About Liposuction for Kids
Jan 5th
This jelly roll needs a few of those £7,000 vouchers to get the fat sucked out of her. And her miscreant child too.
And just think, in a mere 10 years she can get beat up by her first black boyfriend live on the Jerry Springer show.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chemtrails Really Can Be Dissolved With Vinegar
Dec 27th
You really have to weep for the idiocy that infests this country when you realize these people have the right to vote. Watch this moronic mom make her son videotape her hunting contrails from overhead jets while she sprays vinegar into her back yard. She thinks the government is spraying chemicals in addition to jet exhaust to make people derpy, and she knows this is a fact because she is a chemistry and physics genius.
The planes fly at 6 miles of altitude, and with just a few degrees at an angle toward the horizon makes the aircraft, and their corresponding contrails of frozen vapor, about ten miles away. Pythagorean’s theorem puts the commercial aircraft about 12 miles away. Yet somehow, spraying vinegar at your dandelions makes the contrails dissipate. Can anyone please tell me how the science behind this works?
What do they do about spraying chemtrails at night when they are invisible? Or now that the youtube videos are out there blowing the lid off this conspiracy, won’t the government just make chemtrails that are impervious to vinegar?
At least she’s not as whacky as the Obama voter that blamed rainbows in her sprinkler on Bush.
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Sinead O’Connor Still Making Good Decisions
Dec 27th
The 45 year old failed lesbian singer Sinead O’Connor announced on her website that her marriage to a man has ended after 18 days, but in actuality, it ended 3 hours after the nuptials. Sinead apparently took her new groom on a wild ride to find some marijuana.
From her website here:
Within 3 hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behaviour of certain people in my husband’s life. And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink. My husband was enormously wounded and very badly effected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage. It became apparent to me that if he were to stay with me he would be losing too much to bear. And that being with me was not going to serve him positively , career wise or any other wise. I saw his life leave him because of how people close to him reacted. And I can’t take anyone’s life. And a woman wants to be a joy to her husband. So.. U love someone? Set them free.
Most people grow up and start making wiser decisions, but its clear that Sinead O’Connor is going to make a lifetime out of bad choices. Nothing compares to her failures.
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Cha-Ching!!! Mel Gibson Pays Out
Dec 26th
In a court ruling that makes every man’s nards shrivel, Mel Gibson has to pay his ex-wife 425 Million Dollars in a divorce settlement. He and his former wife and mother of his children split years ago after Mel was busted in an embarrassing DUI in which he berated the jews. Then Mel started to run around with a ball-breaking russian model who squeezed millions of dollars out of his miserable ass.
From the DailyRecord here:
Mel Gibson’s former wife has landed a $422million Christmas present – half his fortune as a divorce settlement. Mum-of-seven Robyn, who was married to Gibson for 31 years, did not sign a pre-nuptial agreement when they married in 1980.
She filed for divorce from Gibson in 2009 after pictures emerged of him relaxing on the beach at their Costa Rica holiday home with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Oksana was pregnant with his child.
At the time Robyn filed for divorce, she and her husband had actually been separated for three years. The split dated back to Gibson’s arrest for drink-driving and the anti-Semitic tirade he launched at the sheriff’s deputy who stopped him.
Mel Gibson’s self destruction seems almost complete. He had the most epic mid-life crisis ever documented, and it seems he has nothing left to show for it but a bitter ex wife, an estranged ex-girlfriend and a kid he didn’t intend to have.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...America Wins- Emo Greasy Skinny-Jean Wearing Arabs Suck at Arab Idol
Dec 25th
Ever have one of those conversations with friends about how the terrorists may have won because we have limited our own freedoms and liberties by locking down our security unnecessarily? Well, I’m happy to announce that we have hit them back with our deadliest weapon- Emo kids with tight Bart Simpson t-shirts, skinny jeans, effeminate movements and greasy nasty hair. And for the win, they now have Arab Idol where they openly mock the losers.
This is how we export freedom, I guess.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Air Jordans Smell Like Pepper Spray
Dec 23rd
After 4 months of pepper spraying unemployed white people at numerous urban encampments for Occupy WallStreet, famous 1Percenter Michael Jordan wanted to see some black folk get pepper sprayed for a change, so he re-released his Air Jordan sneakers.
From the NBCBayarea site here:
Everybody wants a nice pair of shoes. So much so, that when the new Nike Air Jordan’s went on sale this morning, people were willing to fire off weapons to get to them.
The SFist reports, around 6 a.m. this morning, shots were fired at the Hilltop Mall in Richmond, where around 3,000 were people were waiting in line for the latest Air Jordan 11 Retro Concords.
Police were called to a shopping center in Redondo Beach, as well as Pineville, N.C., Atlanta, Seattle and Indianopolis.
Some shoppers told NBC Miami they were maced by police and trampled by other shoppers.
At least six people were arrested in the Washington area.
They are just sneakers. Right?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Something Wrong With the Kindle Fire?
Dec 21st
I have the iPad, so I just don’t pay much attention. It has a Kindle app that I use quite a bit, and prefer it to the other iBook and reading apps.
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Chastity Bono Splits With Fiancee’; Experiences Buyer’s Remorse
Dec 19th
Chastity Bono, recent contestant on the hit TV show Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids Show, announced that she and her longtime lesbian lover Jennifer Elias have called it quits. I think Elias dumped Bono because watching that fat sweaty toad constantly pump that bulb on her penis pump was really beginning to creep Elias out.
From Ology here:
US Weekly announced today that the Dancing with the Stars competitor ended his engagement with Jennifer Elias. The couple has yet to speak about the split, but a representative spoke on behalf of the formerly happy couple.
“They leave this relationship with great love, respect and affection towards one another,” the rep told US Weekly.
The two began dating in five years ago. At the time, Bono still identified as a woman and went by the name Chastity Bono.
I can certainly imagine that lamps and ashtrays were thrown and Bono shouted, “Bitch! I grew a dick for you!”
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cryin’ Time for the Norkies
Dec 19th
In a political system like North Korea, you are marched out, formed into neat squares in front of cameras, and told to cry for the cameras or else. And the Norkies comply.
Ann Coulter said the crying reminds her of Occupy Wallstreeters. Little known fact: There are no hot chicks in North Korea, and all the manufactured tears can be recycled into weapon’s grade plutonium.
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Rapper Slim Dunkin Gunned Down in Front on 13 Witnesses- No One Snitches
Dec 17th
What?? A rapper gunned down in a rap music studio? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper Slim Dunkin was in the studio getting ready to lay down some samples of music recorded by real musicians elsewhere, during which time he would recite some badly written angry urban poetry, and one of the people in the studio at the time shot him point blank in the chest after an argument. To keep matters real, the 13 other witnesses present refused to snitch to the cops, so the shooter got away.
From the NYDailyNews here:
Rapper Slim Dunkin has been gunned down in a music studio as he prepared to record a video.
Dunkin, whose real name is Mario Hamilton, was fatally shot in the chest after getting into an argument with another individual.
“Before the video shoot took place, it appears the victim and suspect got involved in a verbal altercation. We don’t know what that altercation was about. The suspect produced a weapon, discharged that handgun one time, striking the victim in the chest,” cops said.
Police have not been able to identify the shooter. He said 13 to 20 people were in the small office-type building at the time of the shooting, which took place around 5:30 p.m. local time.
“Right now we’re just trying to….identify who may have seen what, really just trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together,” he said. “It seems everybody witnessed something very different. We’re just trying to go back and make sense of everything.”
Slim’s favorite word was Nigger and he was a 9-11 truther, rapping that the twin towers fell because of a government inside job. But at least he ‘kept it real’ all the way up to the end, which I hope is a great comfort to his family.
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WaPo’s Elizabeth Flock Bitchslapped for Tying Romney to Democrat KKK
Dec 16th
The KKK was born as the terror arm of the Democrat party. The fact that so many blacks still vote Democrat is a credit to their efforts over the years. Democrats, fearing that the newly freed slaves would flock to the Republican party that freed the slaves, waged a campaign of terror and discrimination to keep blacks from voting. Thus came the white hoods, burning crosses, literacy tests at the polls, and Jim Crow laws- each Democrat attempts to keep blacks from voting Republican.
Elizabeth Flock, having no knowledge of history, nor of the origins of the KKK, tried to tie a slogan of the Klan around the neck of Romney in a blogpost here. Even the liberal Washington Post did a face palm and had to apologize on her behalf.
Editors’ note: This posting contains multiple, serious factual errors that undermine its premise. Mitt Romney is not using “Keep America American,” which was once a KKK slogan, as a catchphrase in stump speeches, as the posting and headline stated. In a YouTube video that the posting said showed Romney using the phrase, Romney actually used a different phrase, “Keep America America.” Further, the video that the blog posting labelled “Mitt Romney 2012 Campaign Ad” is not actually a Romney campaign ad. The video itself states “Mitt Romney does not actually support this ad.” The posting cited accounts of Romney saying “keep America American” at an appearance last week. Independent video from the event shows him saying “Keep America America.” The Post should have contacted the Romney campaign for comment before publication. Finally, we apologize that the posting began by saying “[s]omeone didn’t do his research” when, in fact, we had not done ours.
Flock is not going to be fired, but she should try to pretend not to be a Democrat hack in the future.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Just Put Some Gears On It
Dec 12th
There really is getting to be some pretty rotten steampunk jewelry and other items that are simply common junk with gears glued on it. And it is about time that someone wrote a Victorian-style Barber Shop Rap Song about it.
Thanks again to [GAS]
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