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September 2, 2010

See? I Told You Your Psycho Ex Girlfriend Was Too Fat

by Pat — Categories: Bizarre, Humor, Stupid People, fail — Tags: No Comments

This is Doctor Jacquelyn Kotarac. She was the typical psycho ex girlfriend right up to the end when she tried to stalk her ex boyfriend by sliding down the chimney of his home. She got stuck and slowly died. See? That’s why he wouldn’t give her a key.

From Spreadit here:

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac attempted to get into her boyfriend’s home, and ending up dying on her way in , she first used a shovel to attempt the break in, which failed. Not giving up, she got a ladder, and climbed the roof and removing the cap that seals in the chimney. Her plan, seemingly, was to slide down the chimney into the home. Instead, she got stuck on the way down and ended up dying.

The couple had a tumultuous relationship, being an on and off again couple for sometime, which was obviously taking a strain on Kotarac.

“She made an unbelievable error in judgment and nobody understands why, and unfortunately she’s passed away,” Moodie told The Associated Press. “She had her issues – she had her demons – but I never lost my respect for her.”

The body was not found by Moodie, but instead being found by a housesitter a few days after, through a strong stench that was emanating from the fireplace, and some fluids leaking down.

EEEwww at the fluids. Hey, lets all look at the video.

Do you think Moodie’s home owner’s insurance will pay for “crazy bitch stuck in chimney?” I don’t think my own insurance has such a rider. I might have a coverage gap there.

September 1, 2010

Crazed Hawaiian Eco-Religionist Takes Hostage At Discovery Channel

by Pat — Categories: Crime, Eco-Religion, MySpace, Stupid People, fail, terrorNo Comments

leewhacko, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

This is Lee. He is an insane Hawaiian environmental nutbag who fired shots in the lobby of the Discovery Channel Building in Silver Spring Maryland today. He is demanding an end to TLC and Discovery Programming that promotes reproduction and instead demands new TV shows show people how to sterilize themselves and stop growing food.

Kinda funny demands from a fat Hawaiian.

You can see an original protest site he created here at Archive.Org where he talks about getting arrested for protesting at Discovery back in 2008.

And of course this idiot has a MySpace page here.

Lets hope this person becomes “an hero” by the end of the day.

UPDATE!  BOOM, Headshot!  Snipers have taken this idiot down.  I hereby lay claim and salvage any carbon credits this loser has now forfeited.  If he were to have lived 60 years as a normal sane person, I figure I can take his unspent carbon credits-  about 30 years worth- and give them away to my liberal friends for Festivus.

August 31, 2010

Moonbats Want to Turn Poor People into Dung Beetles

by Pat — Categories: Eco-Religion, Politics, fail — Tags: , No Comments

More proof that liberals are obsessed with their own poop and pee? Now they want to force poor people to collect their poop, roll it to a collection station, and exchange it for batteries to power their boom boxes. I swear I’m not making this up.

The idea is called “X-Runner” by Noa Lerner, an Israeli moonbat. She wrongly asserts that the lack of toilets is the cause of poverty. Its the communism and failed leftist governments that cause poverty which strips its citizenry of the ability to buy toilets and the inability of the government to create proper sanitation.

She wants to force the brown colored people of the world to wheel their shit downtown in order to sell it to a fictitious entity or corporation that will convert the shit to energy, presumably by the use of unicorn semen and that wonderful time turner device from the Harry Potter movie.

At What Point Do You Install the Stripper Pole?

by Pat — Categories: Cyber, Humor, Stupid People, failNo Comments

Face it, Dad. Your daughter is dumb. Do you spend extra time and money in tutoring on the outside hope that she will be able to keep from getting knocked up long enough to enter junior college? Or do you go the easy route and just install the 30 dollar stripper pole from the Billiards and Barstools store? This Dad took the easy route.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Face it girls. Your Dad is dumb. First he gets you a web camera after you innocently told him that its the new way to chat with friends. Sure you use it to camwhore yourself on Chat Roulette. And what’s with the stripper pole Dad bought? Couldn’t he at least use some anchor bolts instead of drywall screws to affix it to the ceiling?

August 30, 2010

Obama Cabinet Member Thinks Its Time for Reeducation

by Pat — Categories: Politics, fail — Tags: No Comments

Kathleen Sebelius, the Health and Human Services Secretary for Obama is upset because the American People have deciphered the code of what Obamacare means- more taxes. She is so upset that she is determined to spend more tax dollars to launch a campaign of “reeducation” to clear up the misunderstanding people have that disagree with the policies. Where would she hold these “training sessions?” At a Day Spa? Nah, that would be too expensive. Maybe a nice campground. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

From ABCNews here:

With a number of polls showing a sustained level of opposition to the Democrats’ health care reform efforts more than five months after passage, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said the Obama administration has “a lot of reeducation to do” heading into the midterms.

“Unfortunately, there still is a great deal of confusion about what is in [the reform law] and what isn’t,” Sebelius told ABC News Radio in an interview Monday.

Sebelius said “misinformation given on a 24/7 basis” has led to the enduring opposition nearly six months after the lengthy debate ended in Congress. “So, we have a lot of reeducation to do,” Sebelius said.

The administration is particularly concerned about the views of senior citizens – who “have been a target of a lot of the misinformation,” according to the health secretary.

Cant we as citizens see how brilliant our leadership is? If we would only let them reshape our society! These elite rich white people know what’s best for the rest of us!

Leftists Invent Urinal/Sink Combo

by Pat — Categories: Eco-Religion, Stupid People, fail — Tags: No Comments

I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathingcopromaniacs who are obsessed with their own bodily waste, buttholes and vaginas. I have documented previously how they want everyone to drink their own urine, and to restrict everyone to one piece of toilet paper, want to flush the toilet only once per week, and even reusing tampons.  They even want to ban flushing toilets altogether.   They even made a battery that requires you to pee into it to power it, getting urine all over your fingers.  These freaks think that two-ply toilet paper is more damaging to the environment than driving Hummers.  Instead of using MaxiPads, they insist you use these reusable eco-pads.  Also, they want to buy your used dildos for ten bucks as part of a perverted recycling program.  They even want you to wash your hands in the urinalto save water.  The Japanese, the precious givers of the Kyoto Treaty on Global Warming are forcing passengers to empty their bladders before flying to use less fuel.  They created a car that will run on, yes, your poop.  Now they want you to flush your pee with water from your sink because they think water goes into another dimension when it goes down the drain.

From YankoDesign here by way of Moonbattery:

I’m not a man so I really don’t know how comfortable you guys are going to be with this thought…peeing and washing hands in the same urinal stand!

Liberals have been brainwashed to think that their very body fluids pollute the environment. The eco-religionist left has more guilt associated with it than any other religion.

We Created the TSA to Protect Us From Terrorists on Planes. Who Can we Get to Protect Us From the TSA?

by Pat — Categories: Politics, RoP, Stupid People, Travel, fail, terror — Tags: , No Comments

As I’ve said before, I will say again. TSA employees are retards. They will stop a white boy named Patrick from taking screwdriver bits and 4 ounces of deodorant on a flight because “Lawdy! That’s some precision gubment training!” they give to the former welfare recipients who staff the XRAY machines. But Muslims named “Ahmed Mohamed Nasser al Soofi”, and “Hezem al Murisi?” Who carry gigantic wads of cash sewn into their clothing and a bundle of cellphones taped to a bottle of Pepto Bismol? Oh go right ahead, Sir and “As-Salam Alaikum” to you!

From ABCnews here:

The men were identified as Ahmed Mohamed Nasser al Soofi, of Detroit, MI, and Hezem al Murisi. A neighbor of al Soofi told ABC News he is from Yemen. The two were allowed to board the flight at O’Hare airport last night despite security concerns surrounding one of them.

The men were identified as Ahmed Mohamed Nasser al Soofi, of Detroit, MI, and Hezem al Murisi. A neighbor of al Soofi told ABC News he is from Yemen.

You didn’t seriously believe for a second that their names would be Steve and Jerry, did you?

Airport security screeners in Birmingham, Alabama first stopped al Soofi and referred him to additional screening because of what officials said was his “bulky clothing.”

In addition, officials said, al Soofi was found to be carrying $7,000 in cash and a check of his luggage found a cell phone taped to a Pepto-Bismol bottle, three cell phones taped together, several watches taped together, a box cutter and three large knives. Officials said there was no indication of explosives and he and his luggage were cleared for the flight from Birmingham to Chicago O’Hare.

Birmingham is a small town with small town folks working the screening. It has long been suspected that TSA practices are much weaker at small airports, as anyone who travels extensively would notice.

Once in Chicago, al Soofi checked his luggage on a flight to Washington’s Dulles airport for connections on flights to Dubai and then Yemen, even though he did not board the flight himself.

Instead al Soofi was joined by the second man, Al Murisi, and boarded the United flight from Chicago to Amsterdam.

When Customs and Border officials learned al Soofi was not on the flight from Dulles to Dubai, the plane was ordered to return to the gate so his luggage could be removed. Officials said additional screening found no evidence of explosives.

The two men were detained by Dutch authorities when the United flight landed in Amsterdam.

As Allapundit at HotAir put it, this was an obvious dry run meant to test how many red flags a Muslim could get away with while still being allowed to board an international flight. And it looks like the attempt was to see if you could send a remote control bomb away on one flight while you were heading overseas on another.

And I can tell you this- it wasn’t TSA that stopped him, but the US-VISIT database run by Customs who noticed the unusual travel pattern.

August 27, 2010

There Are No Ghosts, and if There Were, They Wouldn’t Ride Trains

by Pat — Categories: Humor, Stupid People, fail — Tags: , , , No Comments

A dumbass in North Carolina took a bunch of buddies onto a train trestle around 3 AM in order to see a “ghost train.” A train had crashed on the spot back at the end of the 1800′s and Christopher Kaiser hoped to see the ghost of the train. Oh, he saw a train all right.

From WISTV here;

A man who was with about a dozen people who were looking for a legendary “ghost train” in Iredell County was hit by a locomotive and killed early Friday morning. The incident happened on a train trestle at 2:45 a.m. by an eastbound train consisting of three locomotives and no freight cars.

Christopher Kaiser, 29, died at the scene and two more people were injured. Kaiser’s body was found below the trestle down a steep incline.

The sheriff said the incident coincided with the anniversary of a train wreck that occurred at the same location in 1891.

The train operators tried to stop the locomotives and warn the people on the trestle. Most of the people on the trestle started running east and away from the train. All of the victims were able to clear the trestle except for the fatal victim who was struck by a locomotive.

Chris Kaiser was as bad at running as he was at finding ghosts. I’ll bet he was fat, so its lucky he has so many friends that can help hoist that coffin when it comes time to be pallbearers.

August 25, 2010

If You Can’t Stalk Your Ex Girlfriend with a GPS, Don’t Worry. Get a Gov’t Job and Then Do It Without a Warrant

by Pat — Categories: Cyber, Politics, fail — Tags: , No Comments

Second time this week I’m writing about the wacky Ninth Circuit court. Now they have ruled that when it comes to privacy, you have no reasonable expectation to any of it if you park your car in your driveway and you shouldn’t expect that the government can’t track your every move. In a shocking ruling, the court says that government agents should feel free to plant GPS tracking devices on your car in your driveway and follow your every move without ever worrying about having to get a warrant.

From Time here:

Government agents can sneak onto your property in the middle of the night, put a GPS device on the bottom of your car and keep track of everywhere you go. This doesn’t violate your Fourth Amendment rights, because you do not have any reasonable expectation of privacy in your own driveway — and no reasonable expectation that the government isn’t tracking your movements.

That is the bizarre — and scary — rule that now applies in California and eight other Western states. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, which covers this vast jurisdiction, recently decided the government can monitor you in this way virtually anytime it wants — with no need for a search warrant.

If government agents can track people with secretly planted GPS devices virtually anytime they want, without having to go to a court for a warrant, we are one step closer to a classic police state — with technology taking on the role of the KGB or the East German Stasi.

The cops argue that they should be allowed to use technology in place of actually tailing people under surveillance. But what they don’t get is that suspects under physical surveillance actually have a chance to lose their pursuers. Won’t happen with a GPS. And mind you, guys go to jail for doing the exact same thing by implanting GPSes on the cars of stalker victims. What is the difference here? The stalker should have no expectation of privacy? Isn’t the technology easier to use than getting off the couch and manually stalking your victim? If private citizens are barred from high tech stalking, the government should be too.

August 24, 2010

Its Now Okay to Send Death Threats to Corporations

by Pat — Categories: Politics, fail — Tags: , 1 Comment

You can now send death threats in the mail to groups, organizations and corporations, so long as it isn’t addressed to a specific person. Thank you, Ninth Circuit.

From Wired here:

An Arizona man who plotted a massacre outside the 2008 Super Bowl had his conviction overturned Monday by a federal appeals court because his snailmailed death threats went to no specific targets.

The case concerned Kurt William Havelock, who drove to the Super Bowl in Glendale, Arizona, with a newly purchased assault rifle and dozens of rounds of ammunition with the intent to kill. “It will be swift and bloody,” he wrote media outlets in packages mailed a half hour before he got cold feet and abandoned his plan. “I will sacrifice your children upon the altar of your excess.”

Federal authorities charged him with six counts of mailing threatening letters. The defendant was convicted on all charges and sentenced to a year in prison.

During the trial and on appeal, the 40-year-old, who was disgruntled that he was denied a liquor permit to open a bar, argued that he committed no crime at all. The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals agreed in a 2-1 decision.

Under the threatening-letters statute, “the ‘person’ to whom the mail is addressed must be an individual person, not an institution or corporation,” wrote Judge William Canby, who was joined by Judge Betty Fletcher. Havelock’s communications were mailed to media outlets, not named individuals, the majority noted.

The law, the San Francisco-based appeals court wrote, “does indeed require that the mailed item containing the threat is addressed to an individual person, as reflected in the address on the mailed item. Because Havelock’s communications were not so addressed to individual persons, we reverse his convictions.”

These morons love to interpret a law to grant broad rights, such as a right to privacy where none was ever written into the constitution. But refuse to interpret a law meant to protect people from having to respond to a threat such as intended violence.

August 23, 2010

MOTY: Floggin’ Molly Mom Shares Porn Stash

by Pat — Categories: Bizarre, Humor, MOTY, fail — Tags: , 2 Comments

What a happy family- Mom gives her toddler a gift of porno- a box set too!

What’s really bad is this may be the closest this downsey ginger kid gets to the real thing.

As it turns out, this isn’t a DVD. Its 52 dirty sex position cards. Maybe Mommy’s showing “Baby Thrud” how she’s going to bang out his future baby sister.

August 20, 2010

What’s Worse Than Sitting Next to a Sweaty Fattie on a Plane?

by Pat — Categories: Bizarre, Stupid People, Travel, fail, gay — Tags: , 3 Comments

Maybe sitting next to this guy. He was spotted by a passenger boarding an American Airlines flight in Dallas/FW.

CNN has the story here, claiming that if a woman had been wearing this she wouldn’t be allowed to board-

Lisa Oaks posted an iReport this week that caught our eye — a photo of a man in the Dallas Fort-Worth Airport wearing short shorts and a halter top. “This is ok for a male revue nightclub, but not for public daytime,” said Oaks, whose husband Mark snapped the shot.

According to Mark, the passenger was allowed to board his American Airlines flight, which he said came as a surprise. “If a woman was dressed like that, there’s no way she would get past the parking lot,” he said. Lisa echoed his thoughts. “Rules of dress in public places like airports should be uniform policy and enforced for all sexes,” she explained.

American Airlines’ conditions of carriage state that passengers who are “clothed in a manner that would cause discomfort or offense to other passengers” may be refused entry on flights. We have contacted the airline for additional comments on this issue.

Of course he got on the plane. American Airlines doesn’t want to seem insensitive to teh gays. But his 7 oz tube of Astroglide was confiscated by TSA.

August 19, 2010

If it Walks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck

by Pat — Categories: Humor, Obama, Politics, RoP, fail — Tags: , No Comments

One quarter of Americans think Obama is a Muslim. Lots of leftwingers immediately took to Twitter to say that the quarter of Americans who believe this are “stupid.” Which is ironic for lots of reasons. Lefties by and large don’t believe in God anyways, so why do they care what camp the President gets lumped in?

From Time here:

Twenty-eight percent of voters do not believe Muslims should be eligible to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court. Nearly one-third of the country thinks adherents of Islam should be barred from running for President — a slightly higher percentage than the 24% who mistakenly believe the current occupant of the Oval Office is himself a Muslim. In all, just 47% of respondents believe Obama is a Christian; 24% declined to respond to the question or said they were unsure, and 5% believe he is neither Christian nor Muslim.

Look, everyone knows Obama went to the second most hateful church behind Westboro Baptist- Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s Trinity United Church of Christ. I’ don’t know if that makes him a Christian. But I’ve never seen Obama eat a ham sandwich, either.

August 18, 2010

Isn’t That Precious?

by Pat — Categories: Crime, fail — Tags: , No Comments

When I first glanced up and saw this story about fat Shaquan Duley on TV, I thought I was watching the movie Precious. The stories are the same- Fat, black, raised in a welfare home by an overbearing Mom- can’t get a job, no hope, no future- Only in Duley’s story, she somehow managed to ensnare a man or three to produce her three children. Two of them she suffocated with her gigantic fatty hands and then tried to “Susan Smith” them in a South Carolina river. But her lawyer warns us to “Keep an Open Mind” about her story.

From the AP here by way of Trench:

Broke, jobless and berated by her mother for her failings, Shaquan Duley killed her young sons, then strapped their lifeless bodies into their car seats before rolling the vehicle into a South Carolina river in a desperate cover-up attempt.

Duley’s attorney, Carl B. Grant, said Wednesday morning he hasn’t had the opportunity to review any of the evidence against her. “We want everybody to keep an open mind and to understand that they don’t know the whole story,” said Grant.

Duley said her sons, ages 2 years and 18 months, drowned after her car plunged into a river. She ultimately confessed to killing the toddlers, they say — not by dumping them in the water but by suffocating them earlier with her own hands.

“She truly felt, ‘If I don’t have these toddlers, I can be free,’ ” Orangeburg County Sheriff Larry Williams said at a news conference Tuesday. “I think she was fed up with her mother telling her she couldn’t take care of the children, or she wasn’t taking care of the children and just wanted to be free.”

Coroner Samuetta Marshall told several media outlets Tuesday the older boy had defensive wounds that suggested he had been in a struggle.

Duley lived with her sons, a 5-year-old daughter and her mother in a rented home along a street filled with boarded-up, abandoned houses in Orangeburg, about 35 miles south of Columbia, South Carolina’s capital. Out of work and estranged from the children’s father, Duley relied on her mother to support her and her children.

Duley told investigators her mother constantly harangued her about her failures as a mother and inability to provide for her family financially.

Leaving her daughter at the house after a night of arguing with her mother Sunday, Duley strapped 2-year-old Devean C. Duley and 18-month-old Ja’van T. Duley into their car seats and drove the boys to an Orangeburg motel several miles from where she lived.

Late that night, in a corner room tucked at the back of the rundown, one-story motel complex, Duley suffocated the boys with her hands.

Distraught and not knowing what to do, Duley strapped the boys into their car seats and drove to a boat ramp some 10 miles away. They said Duley rolled her car into the water, watching as it sank into the slow-moving current, then took off on foot.

Duley is reported to be mostly in shock that her foodstamps and WIC peanut butter and cheese have now been cut off. Poor thing may starve in jail. But don’t judge a family who lives generation to generation on the government dole. A family that can’t keep a man around because the welfare culture doesn’t require it. If you criticize, they call you racist.

August 17, 2010

Aren’t All Illegals Explorers?

by Pat — Categories: Politics, fail — Tags: , No Comments

They explore the fence for holes. They explore our southwest desert for water. They explore our cities for homes and jobs.

I watched NatGeo’s Border Wars program last night as it detailed the horrifying drug smuggling and the crowds of illegals trying to enter the country. It was an hour-long face palm.

So I hope they catch this little annoying “explorer.” I know she has 8 packs of heroin strapped to her thighs.

August 16, 2010

Ontario Parents Think WiFi Makes Kids Sick

by Pat — Categories: Cyber, Eco-Religion, Stupid People, fail — Tags: , No Comments

A group of Ontario parents are blaming the school system’s Wi-Fi networks for making their precious snowflakes sick. And they trot out notorious Wi-Fi illness huckster Susan Clarke to pitch their case. Of course regular Canadians and anyone with common sense think Susan Clarke and these parents in Barrie, Ontario are complete morons. This photo shows a Barrie Ontario parent.

From CBC here, with noted lack of any scientific reporting:

A group of central Ontario parents is demanding their children’s schools turn off wireless internet before they head back to school next month, fearing the technology is making the kids sick.

Some parents in the Barrie, Ont., area say their children are showing a host of symptoms, ranging from headaches to dizziness and nausea and even racing heart rates.

The parents complain they can’t get the Simcoe County school board or anyone else to take their concerns seriously, even though the children’s symptoms all disappear on weekends when they aren’t in school.

Susan Clarke, a former research consultant to the Harvard School of Public Health, said Wi-Fi technology alters fundamental physiological functioning and can cause neurological and cardiac symptoms.

“We have statistics that show that children, especially young children, are going to absorb much more radiation than older children and adults because of their thinner skulls and because the size of their brains more closely approximates the size of the wavelength being deployed,” Clarke said.

Wireless technology also wastes energy, is less secure than wired connections, could be violating a student’s right to a safe environment and should be turned off in schools, Clarke added.

“The simple solution is plug back in the wired, ported system that’s already there and unplug the wireless,” she said. “It’s real easy and it costs nothing. In fact, it will save money.”

Susan Clarke is riding the coattails of her Harvard resume. She was probably fired from there for her hairbrained ideas about health and wireless and cellular technologies. She managed to circulate a petition when she worked there to have Sprint PCS conduct more studies, but the petition was properly and promptly ignored as it should have been. In fact, she used to bill herself as an “environmental activist”, big shock right? And she has been quoted as some type of expert in the arena of health and wireless by leftist news outlets ever since. In fact, she is good buddies with the whackjob Arthur Firstenberg, who was suing his neighbors for using their iPhones.

The article also goes on to quote other school professors that try to spread the lie that this technology is harmful when all of the real science proves it is not. Berkeley spread this falsehood too. How can Ivy League schools fail so completely when it comes to science? Oh yeah, Ivy League schools are havens for rich leftist retards.

August 13, 2010

Sauna Contest Turns Into Bakeoff

by Pat — Categories: Stupid People, fail — Tags: , , No Comments

Who knew that extreme sports included seeing who could go longest in a sauna? One Russian man allowed himself to be cooked inside a sauna and died, leaving the Finnish man the apparent winner.

From Reuters here:

A Russian man died in the finals of the world sauna championships in Finland after spending some six minutes sweltering in temperatures of 110 degrees Celsius (230.00F), organizers said Sunday.

“After this incident we decided that this game is over and done,” Saija Jappinen, cultural secretary at Heinola city told Reuters, announcing the end of the event.

Dozens of competitors were whittled down to just two, but six minutes into the final judges noticed something was wrong with Russian champion Vladimir Lazyzhenskiy and dragged him and Finnish finalist Timo Kaukonen from the sauna.

Police are investigating the cause of Lazyzhenskiy’s death.

Its a dumbass fricassee! Too flaky for my tastes.

What kind of idiot police can’t figure out this jackass steamed himself like he was a lobster? 110 degrees Celcius is 10 degrees hotter than boiling water. But you know who really likes this sport?

This Guy.

August 8, 2010

Documentaries Arent Just for Leftists

by Pat — Categories: Movies, Obama, Politics, fail — Tags: , , 1 Comment

Move over, Michael Moore, you fat-necked twat. You aren’t the only guy with a video camera who can make a politically motivated documentary.

The film’s official site is here. Will it get to theaters? Or will Democrats come up with a new law against releasing conservative films like they did with the Citizens United Hillary film?

August 7, 2010

Brian Sonne’s Friends Equate Him With Jailed Black Civil Rights Leaders

by Pat — Categories: Crime, Cyber, fail — Tags: , 3 Comments

Byron Sonne purchased chemicals off the internet to use in the construction of explosives. They were triacetone triperoxide, the same chemicals used by Richard Reid, the shoebomber, in his attempt to blow up an airliner over Detroit.

Sonne did all this and boasted about it to security forces and his friends alike during the runup to the G20 summit in Toronto.

Eight years before the Columbine school massacres, Byron Sonne planted a fake bomb that led to his school being evacuated, causing classmates to vote him “most likely to become an international terrorist” in the school yearbook. Had he been younger and pulled a stunt like this post-Columbine he would still be trying to get out of jail today.

Now his dear friends have penned a ridiculous article equating him to a jailed black civil rights leader, suggesting that he has somehow been slurred by the “H” word, as if the word “hacker” is even in the same ballpark as the word “nigger.” Which is ironic considering that the HacklabTO, the group which is pushing the Free Byron meme is an all white organization.

In the article posted here, OpenAttitude declares:

For Byron Sonne Canada’s legal system will decide his fate, sooner or later. For the rest of us, there is an opportunity here to rise above the ignorance and fear surrounding hackers. The first step is to recognize that there are people out there who are smarter than you; the second, that not all of them are out to do wrong.

Byron Sonne is not even the smartest guy on the CELLBLOCK in Toronto. He is no security expert either, having only recently gained the experience and training to pass his CISSP exam and certification only to have it suspended for his threats to the G20.

But the article does indeed highlight that these hackers believe themselves to be the intellectual superiors to others, and that the rules everyone is meant to follow, somehow shouldn’t apply to them. And this explains why Sonne’s supporters remain mystified that the Canadian courts have deemed Sonne, who has a history of making bomb threats, a risk to the public and have kept him jailed pending his trial. They feel the courts should recognize Sonne’s brilliant and superior mind and allow him to operate under his own societal rules. However, the reality is the courts know exactly what kind of criminal they are dealing with.

Don’t Free Byron.

August 6, 2010

Leftists Introduce Poo-Powered Car

by Pat — Categories: Eco-Religion, Stupid People, failNo Comments

I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with their own bodily waste, buttholes and vaginas. I have documented previously how they want everyone to drink their own urine, and to restrict everyone to one piece of toilet paper, want to flush the toilet only once per week, and even reusing tampons.  They even want to ban flushing toilets altogether.   They even made a battery that requires you to pee into it to power it, getting urine all over your fingers.  These freaks think that two-ply toilet paper is more damaging to the environment than driving Hummers.  Instead of using MaxiPads, they insist you use these reusable eco-pads.  Also, they want to buy your used dildos for ten bucks as part of a perverted recycling program.  They even want you to wash your hands in the urinal to save water.  The Japanese, the precious givers of the Kyoto Treaty on Global Warming are forcing passengers to empty their bladders before flying to use less fuel.  Now they have created a car that will run on, yes, your poop. Pinch one off so leftist hippies can get some more rolling papers from the head shop!

From the Telegraph here:

The Bio-Bug has been converted by a team of British engineers to be powered by biogas, which is produced from human waste at sewage works across the country.

They believe the car is a viable alternative to electric vehicles.

Excrement flushed down the lavatories of just 70 homes is enough to power the car for 10,000 miles – the equivalent of one average motoring year.

This conversion technology has been used in the past but the Bio-Bug is Britain’s first car to run on methane gas without its performance being reduced.

Methane is a good fuel, and you can extract it from the earth when you mine for oil and other natural gases. And you can get it from farms. But leftists insist on it coming from people. They are always so concerned that their own scat is somehow damaging the environment.

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