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Pixar’s Lucky Lounge
May 19th
This is an awesome story about creative people converting a crawlspace into something legendary.
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Loading ...Batman is Getting Tired of Occupy
May 4th
This is an awesome video by a True American Hero. Love how he sticks it to the Unions too.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Hilarious Fact Checking of HopenChange Tom Hanks Movie
Apr 28th
Finally, someone made it so I can sit through Obama’s heroic movie.
Via Hotair.
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Someone Made the Pizza Planet Truck and Drove it to Pixar
Apr 26th
Simply beautiful. They took a capped yellow Toyota pickup, mounted a Pizza Planet light-up car topper, and toured around in the truck. They blogged their entire journey to Pixar’s campus in Emeryville, CA and were allowed to park the car next to the iconic ball and lamp on their campus grounds.
You can read about the whole build project and journey here.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...The Sid and Nancy/Tom and Summer Mashup
Apr 22nd
I’m a big fan of the movie 500 Days of Summer and also love the Sid and Nancy movie. Here is Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt mashing up a key scene in both movies with some fantastic acting tossed in. Don’t know how I missed this vid when the movie came out a couple of years ago.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...11 PM Music: Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
Mar 18th
The song is great even though it seems that the video director is intent on mixing 80′s punkers with 50′s motifs in the drive in featuring a zombie flick. So bizarre seeing what the millennials imagine my parent’s lifestyles to be like. Anyway, enjoy.
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Oh Buzz!
Feb 19th
Pixar somehow made Buzz and Jessie an item. That’s ok.
But this is not okay given the above context.
And I guess this proves Rule 34. Instead of “To Infinity and Beyond!” what would this Buzz be saying?
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Macaulay Culkin Suffering From Michael Jackson Ass Polyps
Feb 11th
The news is all aflutter this week over the photo of Macaulay Culkin wasting away.
No surprise to me since Michael Jackson used to ride Home Alone boy’s ass like a Luck Dragon.
All kidding aside, it is highly likely that Culkin was abused by people in Hollywood. It is no secret that the Coreys were passed around like collectible action figures in the 80′s and Culkin was probably passed around too. Sex abuse leads to severe drug use, alcoholism and sex addiction.
Michael Jackson salivating over a luscious young white movie star.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Trailer for the Amazing Spider-Man
Feb 7th
I do like the Gwen Stacy storyline and love that Denis Leary is Captain Stacy. But I think I liked the old costume better.
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Cheerful Dad Blindsided by Terabithia
Jan 27th
The movie Bridge to Terabithia is supposed to be a kids movie featuring fantastic creatures and monsters created by childhood imagination. The special effects aren’t that special and the acting is not really up to Disney standards, but it should keep your child still for a couple of hours.
You just have to stop watching the movie when the little girl gets murdered, raped by a biker gang, and the body eaten by badgers. Yeah, the movie ends that badly. Fortunately, for my family, we saw the movie without the boy, and we were stunned with WTFness. @Exjon on Twitter must not have read any of the spoiler alerts and watched the movie with his two young daughters. He tweeted (read from bottom up)
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators Say Demi Moore is a Skinny Drugged Up Old Sow
Jan 27th
Or something like that.
Yahoo here says that Demi Moore was smoking salvia or something when she needed hospitalization. Boy this longest running episode of Punk’d just keeps delivering!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Finally! A Matt Damon Movie I’d Pay to See
Jan 24th
Zoos are for beginners. Wanna cage the ultimate animal? Ditch the zebras and monkeys and get yourself a jail!
Now I’m gonna sit around daydreaming of what I would do if I owned my very own jail. Could it be true? Could you really buy your very own jail? That would be awesome, especially on Shiv Wednesdays!
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MegaUpload Closed Down for Piracy; Cannibalism
Jan 19th
I got files. Lots of files. I have so many files that I need huge storage space to store it all. But I have local storage for my files. I don’t give my stuff to websites, file lockers, drop boxes, and especially not to MegaUpload. And its true- I don’t do online backups because I choose to maintain custody of all of my data. And because I don’t use online filestores, the story about MegaUpload having its site raided by the FBI was a little bit alarming, and I thought it might be some type of gross overreach of justice and quite a bit on the shady side- And then I got a load of the fat piece of shit who calls himself Kim Dotcom, and thought instantly, oh yeah, they’re all guilty. He looks like he’s been eating third graders.
From CNET here:
The FBI has busted the operators of Internet locker service Megaupload, which had become one of the most popular video destinations on the Web, according to a statement from the U.S. Justice Department and FBI. Seven people have been named in an indictment and four suspects have been taken into custody. They have been charged in Virginia with crimes related to online piracy, including racketeering conspiracy, conspiring to commit copyright infringement, and conspiring to commit money laundering.
The suspects face a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison.
Megaupload is led by Kim DotCom, aka Kim Schmitz, a German with a colorful history who was once convicted of a felony but who has repeatedly denied engaging in piracy.
“This action is among the largest criminal copyright cases ever brought by the United States,” the statement said. The action “directly targets the misuse of a public content storage and distribution site to commit and facilitate intellectual property crime.“
This story, the photo of a massive rich fatty, plus the fact that Anonymous had a collective hissy fit today and launched DDoS attacks against DoJ and Music and Movie studio sites, leads me to believe that MegaUpload was being quite shady indeed. You can have file storage, but you can’t facilitate the commission of criminal filesharing. Napster was the first, then Kazaa, Gnutella, and all the rest. If you don’t first secure the site against illegal sharing you are headed for trouble.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Kim Jong Il is so Ronerie
Dec 19th
Somewhere today Sean Penn is crying crocodile tears over the death of one of his favorite dear leaders.
Thanks to Robb for the video!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Like, Sluts Can Solve Crimes and Stuff?
Dec 11th
This is the best spoof of the Dragon Tattoo Trailer ever. Thanks to Tosh Blog for the link.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...New Avengers Trailer
Oct 11th
Okay, this is looking pretty fantastic.
All this, plus the Hulk!
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Nic Cage is Lazarus
Sep 16th
The Bible says that it is “appointed unto man once to die, and after this the judgement.” So this means that when Jesus resurrected Lazarus from the dead, he cursed him to wander the world until judgement day comes. And I think that man is Nic Cage.
The photo on the right is from a civil war era of an unidentified man. That photo is below. On the EBay auction site, the photo is described:
.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.This photo was found in the very back of album that contained an unusual number of
Civil War era death portraits (which is why I purchased it). All of the other people in the album, living and dead, were identified by name – this man was not.
You’d think that in 2000 years, Lazarus would have learned how to freakin’ act. Oh, and the picture is being sold for a million simoleons.
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Got the T-Shirt
Aug 24th
I picked this up over at Teefury.com today. I think it will go great with this one I picked up a couple of months ago.
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Hello My Name Is
Aug 13th
Awesome artwork created with nametags. Via Neatorama.
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Got the Shirt
Jul 20th
Warriors! Come out and Playaayy!
Thanks Ript!
Ah, New York before Rudy Guiliani. Can You Dig It??!
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