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Microsoft Hits G-Mail Over Keyword Snooping
Feb 2nd
Microsoft released a YouTube video making fun of the G-Mail man who snoops through your email to target you with ads. And with more and more companies beginning to outsource their email to G-Mail, it is nice to see that there are alternatives out there.
I’ve used G-Mail for a corporate environment, and it was okay. Best things were the mobility, ease of access and fast searching capability. Drawback is that it was Google, with the ad-targeting, the questionable privacy tactics and the reports of breaches.
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Google Maps Sued by Looters
Feb 2nd
French cartographers are pissed that Google is giving away their maps for free. They have been unable to sell any of their own maps because they simply can’t run a business, so they went the way of Atlas Shrugs and sued under some Dog Eat Dog clause. Now Google owes these crappy cartographers and their crooked lawyers about 660 Thousand bucks.
From CNET here:
You may like that Google Maps is free, but a French court says it’s actually anticompetitive.
A Paris court earlier this week ordered Google France and its parent company Google to pay plaintiff Bottin Cartographes 500,000 euros (about $660,000) for providing its free mapping services to businesses across the country. The court also required Google to pay a 15,000 euro fine for its practice.“We proved the illegality of (Google’s) strategy to remove its competitors,” Jean-David Scemmama, attorney for Bottin Cartographes, a company that provides mapping services to businesses, told the AFP in an interview earlier this week. “The court recognized the unfair and abusive character of the methods used, and allocated Bottin Cartographes all it claimed. This is the first time Google has been convicted for its Google Maps application.”
Bottin has been arguing its case against Google for two years, claiming the search giant was engaging in anticompetitive practices by using its free service to take control over the online-mapping industry.
I can see the need for some companies to purchase professionally created maps, and Google isn’t providing those, so I really can’t see how these guys have a case. Google ought to just buy the company and start selling professional paper maps to businesses world wide.
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Search Terms Now Being Encrypted By Google
Dec 2nd
The Web referrer logs of Belch.Com are now showing these typical stats below:
This is a result of Google encrypting their search terms for signed-in users, and it will have a lasting effect on all kinds of web services that rely on using search keywords and terms to understand what kinds of topics and content are driving traffic to a site. Google does this by providing the search results as normal to a logged-in user, but they replace the normal referrer line in the web request to a server with the “encrypted_search_terms” phrase. And yes, it violates the RFC for web referrals, but honestly, I’m surprised it took this long for this change to become a reality.
Google’s blog post here talks about this change. And you know, you can actually use this referrer term against them by using your website’s .htaccess file, a text based access control list, to redirect inbound connections with that referrer line to a specific site on your website, perhaps one with a known high clickrate for ads.
And I LOLed that everyone is searching for Anderson Cooper being gay. Gads, everyone knows he is, he should just come out of the closet already.
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Bye Bye Blogger
Jul 8th
Google is stabbing the Blogger brand name in its poorly coded heart and will be dropping the brand as it moves to remake itself as it pushes Google Plus.
From Mashable here:
Say goodbye to the Picasa and Blogger names: Google intends to retire several non-Google name brands and rename them as Google products, Mashable has learned.
The move is part of a larger effort to unify its brand for the public launch of Google+, the search giant’s social initiative.
Blogger and Picasa aren’t going away, of course — they’re two of Google’s most popular products. Instead, according to two sources familiar with the matter, Google intends to rename Picasa “Google Photos” and Blogger will become “Google Blogs.”
I’ve tried to use the blogger platform a couple of times and always hated it. Too clunky and the site has chronic uptime problems and allows your detractors to falsely flag your site to prevent visitors. Google does a few things really well. Maps, for instance. Of course, search is still the best out there. Their video site was a huge failure, and gmail to me is marginally usable. With the rebranding going on with the Google+ push, I’m holding my breath, but honestly, I’m expect it to be clunky and still not as popular as facebook. Is anyone getting excited about Google+?
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Google Plus to Take On Facebook
Jun 29th
Google Plus has some pretty cool concepts, but its biggest drawback is going to be the biggest drawback about Facebook- All your data is in the mitts of a giant corporation that just wants to mine your information for money.
I for one wont be joining the google network, but I have a feeling that others will. Do any of the readers here want to jump ship from Facebook to Google?
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Someone’s Not a Happy Farmer
Jun 7th
Some farmer spent quite a bit of effort to make this awesome crop circle. There is an airport nearby, and maybe the farmer intended his message to be read by those small aircraft using that aviation field. Click here to see this on Google Maps.
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Ready for the Google Toilet?
May 15th
It will serve you ads based on its analysis of your scat.
This is old, and its from current TV, Al Gore’s abortion of a cable network. That explains why I haven’t seen it before.
But if there was a Google potty I’m sure it would target me with ads for hotwings, salad dressing and new books, and of course, huge multi-paks of air fresheners.
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No Fury Like a Woman Scorned
Feb 5th
Jack Weppler done pissed a bitch off. Look what she did with his photo, an hour on Memegenerator, and a dash of good google fu. Anyone googling his name in the future will find these:
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How the Web Browser Works
Nov 8th
A geeky cartoon here shows how a web browsers work.
Thanks to FMLFTW for the graphic.
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Goombahs Live Here
Oct 13th
There is a winery near my home called “Quattro Goomba’s” Winery. While looking for directions to it on my iPhone, I misspelled goomba, adding an H to the end. Google automatically redirected me to a hunk of rock on the western side of Malta. I reckon that must be the mythical source of all goombahs.
Apparently there used to be a fungus growing atop this rock that was highly prized for its medicinal purposes and people were put to death for stealing it. It was harvested for a while too.
From Gozofarmhouse here:
Fungus Rock or, as it is locally known, the Gebla tal-General which translates to General’s Rock. It is called so in remembrance of the Italian General who centuries ago fell to his death while supervising quarrying activities in the area.
History tells us that a special plant with medicinal and healing properties used to grow on Fungus Rock and because of this the Rock used to be heavily guarded during the era of the Knights of Malta. Anyone caught stealing the crop was sentenced to death or to life on the galleys.The crop was picked and brought to the mainland by using a primitive system of baskets and pulleys
I’m thinking psychodelic mushrooms.
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11 AM Music: Arcade Fire – “The Wilderness Downtown”
Sep 7th
Arcade Fire teamed up with Google Maps and Chrome’s HTML5 capability to produce what may be one of the first interactive music videos. Click the logo below to go to the website in Chrome and enter the address of where you grew up. One part of the video urges you to write a quick note to your childhood self. Very creative concept and awesome music!
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Headshot at Anti Violence Rally in the Ghetto
Aug 4th
Once each year, the ghetto stays open late as residents celebrate “National Night Out” which is supposed to somehow stop violence and drugs. Two fellas were arguing and one ended up dead. Not surprising when you realize the Google Streetview van cruised this block with the doors locked.
From Fox by way of Drudge here:
A man attending a block party as part of the National Night Out anti-crime initiative was shot and killed in Paterson, N.J.
Police say 39-year-old Robert Godfrey was shot in the head while arguing with another man Tuesday.
It happened in front of a crowd just before midnight at 74 Godwin Ave.
Paterson Police on Wednesday were searching for Marlon Rochester. The 30-year-old has been charged with Godfrey’s murder and weapons offenses.
This kind of thing seems to happen pretty frequently whenever liberals try to throw block parties to stop violence. See this prior instance here.
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Happy Birthday PacMan!
May 21st
Once upon a time, long before I used to scour pubs and restaurants for Golden Tee Golf, I used to ride my ten-speed with my friends looking for 7-Elevens or other similar convenience stores like the Little Sue store pictured below and we would spend our allowances and newspaper route money on PacMan, Ms. Pacman, and Crystal Castles.

I didn’t even know it was PacMan’s 30th birthday until I had to do a Google search and saw the playable Google banner. Now I can’t remember what I was going to search for. So if you haven’t played a free game of Google PacMan, you should.
Were there any coin-op games you remember playing that you would make a special trip for?
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So Google Collected PCAPS? Who Cares?
May 14th
Other than the paranoid privacy geeks, no one cares that Google snapped a few errant frames of data from open wireless access points from its Street View van as it roamed the neighborhoods. Get this privacy geeks- People are broadcasting it onto the open airwaves. Just as if it were citizen band radio or a walkie talkie. Anyone can sniff the packets and collect them. And its not illegal.

Drudge blasted the headlines today that Google has somehow captured peoples’ emails. WHATever. If you had any idea about the amount of meta information Google collects on all of your online activities, you would probably want to log off right now and not connect to the intertubes again.
Most people have a Gmail or YouTube account. Google tracks all of your online video watching habits and it sniffs your emails for keywords to target you with advertising. Even this blog features Google’s Adsense, and if my words alone don’t create targeted ads for you, your own surfing habits might produce ads that target you better. Google tracks your web surfing habits via cookies generated from any Adsense enabled site you visit.
Just think about the keywords for searches you send to Google. I once gave a presentation on how hackers target and collect the Google keyword searches from compromised systems because it provides a really accurate profile of who you are and where you live and what your interests are- My own past queries over the last few days lists search terms for nearby restaurants, local events, automobiles that interest me, tips on potty training, and medical terms that I would find embarrassing if they were to be known. A hacker can use that information to further the theft of your identity. And Google already has all of it. Yours, your neighbors, your community, and everyone else.
So before you start getting outraged that Google snagged your WAP ID of “Linksys” and the fact that you might have been viewing porn at the time, do everyone a favor. Get more outraged about the stuff that they are already tracking about you. And dammit, secure your Wireless Access Point and stop surfing porn.
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The Real Reason Google is Pulling Out of China?
Mar 22nd
I had written previously here about Google’s righteous indignation at how the Chinese had hacked their Gmail accounts to scrape information on dissidents and internal corporate secrets and how Google vowed to GTFO of China. Suddenly Google was sick of China’s censorship policies even though they knew what those policies were when they began their ventures there. They vowed to shutter Google.CN.
There is a Reuters story here about how China is accusing Google of simply backing down on their own commitments in the pending shutdown of Google.CN. But is the real reason why they are shutting down simply because they got their asses kicked in the market by Baidu? And does blaming Chinese hackers allow them to back out of a market without looking like their search engine is not the best?
Joseph Evers of EncyclopediaDramatica thinks so, and I must admit his theory looks pretty good to me. He wrote on the ED blog during the Aboriginal article scandal:
The “Aboriginal” article was recently removed from Google Australia’s search engine results. This was right after Google had done a large amount of grandstanding about fighting Chinese censorship. Which proves they’re a bunch of spineless hypocrites. Really, you have to admire the shrewdness of Google. China was a gigantic business failure, and a loss leader. With a bunch of CIA and shareholder money Google went in promising that their search technology was really so much better that the Chinese market would fall in a fortnight. Years and what is likely billions later, Baidu completely dominates the Chinese search market. By spinning an obvious business failure as a failure of RED POLITICS Google was able to pull out of China without losing face. Their idiot shareholders sat there and applauded them for wasting billions of their money. For that I give Google a lot of respect. They are some of the most brilliant marketers around, but as anyone who has used Google’s ad placement can attest, the only thing they really excel at selling is themselves.
So if you hear Google touting how they are fighting censorship, remember that they are the world leader in Censorship. Maybe they are finding out that censorship is bad business, but make no mistake. Business failure in China is why Google is getting out of China.
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The Whole World Will Know How Fat You Are
Jan 29th
Now with the new wifi-enabled scale that interacts with your iPhone and Google Health, the whole world will know how fat you are and where to mail your donuts and pizza.

From the Reg here:
Not content with knowing where you go, both in real and cyber space, Google will soon know how much you weigh too – thanks to wi-fi-connected scales.
The scale in question come from Withings, and it was launched last year with connections to various fitness websites and an iPhone application. But now Withings has managed to integrate its monitoring software into Google Health, allowing users to share their current weight with the chocolate factory without leaving the comfort of their own bathroom.
Imagine receiving targeted advertising fliers in your mail based on your body mass index? Coupons for free donuts and barbecue sauce? Bring it. Coupons for yoga classes or yogurt because you’re a skinny minnie? Well, if that’s what you’re into. Not sure why anyone would be interested in this, but it exists.
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Google Finally Stands Up to the Chicoms
Jan 13th
I have lambasted Google in the past for their horrific practice of doing the bidding of the Chinese Communists by censoring articles, words and photographs that the government finds distasteful, such as the photos of the Tiananmen Square massacre. Google thought that making money was much more important than any quibbling over human rights and free speech.
But they quickly changed their tune when the Chicoms, frustrated that Google wouldn’t hand over account holder information on Chinese dissidents who used Gmail, hacked into their corporate offices in an effort to gain access to the information. Now Google is giving the big middle finger to the Chicom government over these actions and want to take off the filters at Google.Cn. They know the Chicoms will shut them down and Google doesn’t care.
From the Google Blog here:
In mid-December, we detected a highly sophisticated and targeted attack on our corporate infrastructure originating from China that resulted in the theft of intellectual property from Google.
We have evidence to suggest that a primary goal of the attackers was accessing the Gmail accounts of Chinese human rights activists.
We have discovered that the accounts of dozens of U.S.-, China- and Europe-based Gmail users who are advocates of human rights in China appear to have been routinely accessed by third parties. These accounts have not been accessed through any security breach at Google, but most likely via phishing scams or malware placed on the users’ computers.
This information goes to the heart of a much bigger global debate about freedom of speech. In the last two decades, China’s economic reform programs and its citizens’ entrepreneurial flair have lifted hundreds of millions of Chinese people out of poverty. Indeed, this great nation is at the heart of much economic progress and development in the world today.
We launched Google.cn in January 2006 in the belief that the benefits of increased access to information for people in China and a more open Internet outweighed our discomfort in agreeing to censor some results. At the time we made clear that “we will carefully monitor conditions in China, including new laws and other restrictions on our services. If we determine that we are unable to achieve the objectives outlined we will not hesitate to reconsider our approach to China.”
We have decided we are no longer willing to continue censoring our results on Google.cn, and so over the next few weeks we will be discussing with the Chinese government the basis on which we could operate an unfiltered search engine within the law, if at all. We recognize that this may well mean having to shut down Google.cn, and potentially our offices in China.
Anyone think Google will actually remove the filters? Or is this all bluster? Is Google big enough now to walk away from a country with a billion users?
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Google Goggles Coming to iPhone
Dec 10th
This application has the potential to launch search technology to a new level. I want this on my iPhone. Its on the Droid now, but will be coming to iPhone soon.
From PCWorld Here:
Google Goggles: Android and Beyond
I confirmed with Google this morning that the Goggles app will indeed reach other platforms. You may not want to hold your breath, however, for the Android exclusivity to end.
“It is our intention to quickly develop Goggles for the most popular mobile handsets and platforms,” Google’s Katie Watson tells me. “Unfortunately, we don’t have a specific timeframe to share.”
I certainly hope they get Goggles finished up soon. Its almost Christmas and I don’t want Bruce Willis to kill that guy.
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Liberal Ideas That Don’t Work: Have a Block Party to Remember Those Lost to Violence
Apr 27th
The result of this idea? Nine shot, one fatally. The cops have made zero arrests, “’cause snitches are bitches, yo!”

From Jacksonville.Com here:
One person was shot and killed and another eight were wounded when someone opened fire on a block party near McDuff Avenue north of Interstate 10 late Saturday night.
Police identified the deceased as 21-year-old Dominique Andrew Waters of Jacksonville. The shooting happened about 9:30 p.m. at the 200 block of Bronson Street. About 200 people were attending the block party, when someone began shooting into the crowd.
Eddie Diamond, who was not at the block party, said it was to commemorate other people who have been lost to violence.
Eighteen fire and rescue units responded to the shooting. “At a couple of points it was so volatile and dangerous we could not enter the scene,” Bracey said. “Police told us to stay out.”
For liberals, there is little point to prosecute crime, especially among the poor. As long as those downtrodden blacks keep voting Democrat, that is all they care about. What costs more? A dedicated police task force to stamp out drugs and crime in a neighborhood? Or a massive response of police to a mass shooting with helicopters and all of the city’s ambulances on site?
You can take a virtual walk around this sunny neighborhood thanks to Google Streetview. As I looked at all of the boarded up empty homes, the bars on the windows of the few remaining open businesses, the trash in the streets- it made me instinctively look for car doors to lock. These guys, two blocks from the shooting, won’t even stop dealing drugs when the Google Street van drives by:
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China Blocks YouTube
Mar 25th
Red China’s government threw a hissy fit over videos showing Tibetan violence and blocked YouTube. When Pakistan blocked it to stifle anti-Islamic videos it caused instability and brought down lots of routes on the whole Internet. That hasn’t happened this time, which merely means that China has better router admins for their totalitarian regime.


From Reuters here:
YouTube, owned by search giant Google Inc, has been unavailable for users in China, which filters the Internet for content critical of the Communist Party, since late on Monday.
A Google spokesman confirmed that access to the video site has been blocked in China over the past 24 hours.
Rubin would not comment on whether YouTube has contacted the Chinese authorities to confirm it has officially been blocked or if it is a technical problem.
An Internet crackdown that began in January has closed hundreds of Chinese sites, including a popular blog hosting site and several sites popular with Tibetans.
It has been described by analysts as another step in the Party’s battle to stifle dissent in a year of sensitive anniversaries, including the 20th anniversary of the government’s bloody crackdown on the pro-democracy Tiananmen Square protests in 1989.
Michelle Malkin has more on this and wonders if Google will bend over backwards again for China.
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