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Midgets Pissed that Tall People Were Cast for Snow White Movie
Jun 5th
A prominent midget group is hopping mad over being left out of the casting call for the roles of dwarves in the new Snow White and the Huntsman movie. And to add insult to injury, the limbs of the normal sized actors were distorted by CGI, as well as their heads made to look larger.
From TMZ here:
The producers of “Snow White and the Huntsman” passed over able-bodied little people to fill the iconic roles of Snow White’s dwarfs — casting big people instead — and a prominent little people organization is pissed.
A rep for “Little People of America” tells TMZ, “This means both casting people with dwarfism as characters that were specifically written to be played by little people … and other roles that would be open to people of short stature.”
In case you didn’t know — the dwarfs in the new movie are played by normal-sized actors, whose limbs were either digitally shrunk, or whose faces were digitally transplanted onto little people’s bodies.
Seriously, they couldn’t get any midget actors? They all ain’t wrestling, ya know. Maybe midgets freak Kristen Stewart out.
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Loading ...Richard Dawson Kisses the World Goodbye
Jun 3rd
Richard Dawson was famous for his role on Hogan’s Heroes but he was really the man who made the Family Feud an internationally renowned game show. But sometimes you’d get confused whether you were watching the Feud or the Kissing Game.
Richard Dawson, ‘Family Feud’ host and ‘Hogan’s Heroes’ star, dies at 79 – @ABC abcn.ws/KsYtNv
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) June 3, 2012
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May 24th
If you live in a “distressed” neighborhood in Detroit, meaning black, poor, and crime riddled, Detroit has a solution. Shutout the lights and let the criminals murder and drive away any remaining residents there.
From Bloomberg here:
Detroit, whose 139 square miles contain 60 percent fewer residents than in 1950, will try to nudge them into a smaller living space by eliminating almost half its streetlights.
As it is, 40 percent of the 88,000 streetlights are broken and the city can’t afford to fix them.
The plan would leave sparsely populated swaths unlit in a community of 713,000 that covers more area than Boston, Buffalo and San Francisco combined.
“You have to identify those neighborhoods where you want to concentrate your population,” said Chris Brown, Detroit’s chief operating officer. “We’re not going to light distressed areas like we light other areas.”
Detroit’s dwindling income and property-tax revenue have required residents to endure unreliable buses and strained police services throughout the city. Because streetlights are basic to urban life, deciding what areas to illuminate will reshape the city.
Liberalism killed Detroit. Now central planning is going to literally lend to the extermination of the vulnerable. Only its veiled under cute terms like “reshaping the city.” Light Out, Detroit.
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Yahoo! Fires CEO! Again!
May 13th
Yahoo is still struggling as a company. The latest CEO, Scott Thompson, who took over the CEO job this past January, is stepping down because of inconsistencies regarding falsified information on his resume. Or something.
From the EconomicTimes here:
Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson will step down Sunday amid controversy over mentions on his resume and in regulatory filings of a computer science degree he never received.
At various times, published summaries of Thompson’s academic background have included a computer science degree from Stonehill College. Thompson earned an accounting degree from Stonehill, a Catholic school near Boston, in 1979. He did not earn a computer science degree. Yahoo correctly lists that information in his biography.
Yahoo hired Thompson, the former head of eBay’s PayPal, in January to help orchestrate a turnaround. Though, Yahoo is one of the Internet’s most-visited websites, the company has struggled to grow in face of competition from the likes of Google and Facebook. The company’s difficulties have irked investors. Thompson took the helm as Yahoo’s fourth chief executive in less than five years.
Yeah, I’m one of those investors irked by Yahoo. I like their services such as Flickr, use their decent webmail app and enjoy their news aggregators. But there hasn’t been any innovation or forward movement with the company in what seems like forever. I hope they can get their feet back under them.
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Russian SuperJet Smashes Into Indonesian Volcano
May 11th
Russian. Superjet. Volcano. Epic fail. And the big kicker is that the name of the volcano sounds like a Vulcan name.
From NyDailyNews here:
MOUNT SALAK, Indonesia — Search teams who scaled a volcano’s steep slopes found at least 12 bodies Friday near the wreckage of a Russian-made jetliner that crashed in Indonesia during a demonstration flight for potential buyers, an official said.
All 45 aboard the Sukhoi Superjet-100 that crashed Wednesday are feared dead.
Many of the bodies found Friday had been torn apart in the crash, said Lt. Col. Oni Juniato of the Indonesian marines, whose search team found eight corpses before returning to base camp further down the mountain.
The jetliner slammed into the dormant volcano at nearly 800 kph (480 mph) during drizzle. Russian and French investigators have joined the investigation into the cause.
The Superjet-100 is Russia’s first new model of passenger jet since the fall of the Soviet Union two decades ago and was intended to help resurrect its aerospace industry.
Of course any plane crash is tragic. But a sales demonstration where your product becomes obliterated in a volcano?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Redhook Brewery Accident
Apr 25th
I heard about this horrible accident up in New Hampshire and instantly wondered why someone was welding on an empty beer keg to cause it to explode? Turns out it wasn’t welding. Pressurized air caused the keg to explode catastrophically, killing the employee. What a horrible way to go.
From CBS here:
Officials say the worker had been filling kegs with air to clean them out when one of the kegs blew up. Shrapnel from the keg his the worker in the chest and head.
He died at the hospital.
I hope this doesn’t delay any shipments of their tasty Sunrye Summer ale!
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Reason 900 to HomeSchool: Crazed Old Teacher Won’t Fake Assassinate Your Whole Class
Apr 19th
Virginia is sadly the school shooting capital of the US. There have been multiple incidents on the VA Tech campus alone, including the deadly rampage of Seung Cho in 2007. Now Manuel Dillow, aged 60, lined up kids at the Vo Tech school he taught at in Abingdon, VA and fired blanks at them from his pistol.
From the TimesNews here:
A Kingsport man who teaches at a vocational school in Abingdon, Va., has been arrested after pulling a blank firing gun on his students, pointing it their direction and firing multiple times.
The incident occurred April 4 at William H. Neff Center. Manuael Ernest Dillow, 60, was arrested Wednesday for the incident and charged with 12 felony counts of brandishing a firearm on school property.
The charges are class 6 felonies, with each count punishable up to five years incarceration and a $2,500 fine.
An investigation discovered Dillow “gathered” the attention of the 12 students in his welding class and lined them up near a garage door in the shop.
“He then pulled a ‘blank firing handgun,’ black in color, from the back waistband of his pants and discharged the weapon between four and ten shots in the direction of the line of the students”
What the hell was this man doing? Sure these kids are all in this school because they aren’t smart (they’re welders after all), many of them had likely been disciplinary cases, but still, faking a school shooting is beyond the pale.
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Obama Killed Space Program; Space Shuttle Does DC Victory Lap
Apr 17th
Obama’s biggest accomplishment outside of record deficits, government bailouts, Solyndra, and debt, might be the complete and utter decimation of the United States Space Program. The oldest and most die hard space ship ever created was sent to pasture today by Obama’s administration who thought free health care was more important than investing in science. And the 747 pilot made sure to do a victory lap over the White House.
I’ve noted before about Obama killing the Space Program, and others are reiterating it today. From PJ O’Rourke in the FreeBeacon here:
But the U.S. space program is short of machinery, muddled about goals, and low in morale. The space shuttle has been retired. Thousands of NASA employees and contractors lost their jobs. We have no way to get a man into space except by asking Vladimir Putin, “Mother Russia, May I?”
The Bush-era Constellation program, with its moon and Mars capabilities, was canceled. Neil Armstrong called the decision “devastating.”
Maybe private corporations can fill in the gap left by the Space cancellation, but I’m not hopeful.
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GSA Waste is Getting Silly Now
Apr 16th
I have nothing really against professionals getting together for a conference, even as a reward for hard work. Having been involved in quite a few government conferences myself in vendor-related roles and as presenters, the information that can be exchanged is quite useful. But this behavior by GSA Administrator Jeff Neely is inexcusable. Here he is soaking in a bathtub, with sangria, with a view in Vegas. He took his wife to scout the location of the 2010 confab.
From Jake Tapper at ABCNews here:
The government official on the frontlines of the scandal involving a wasteful government conference, U.S. General Services Administration regional commissioner Jeffrey Neely, will invoke his 5th amendment right against self-incrimination, his lawyer Preston Burton tells ABC News. He won’t comment on the $822,751 conference, many of the expenditures for which the GSA Inspector General called “excessive” and “wasteful.” He won’t comment on the bizarre awards ceremony, or the commemorative coins, the mind-reader/motivational speaker.
Mr. Neely bares a bit more in a photo collection on his wife’s Google+ page. There visitors can see photos of Neely staying in a luxurious suite at the M Resort Spa & Casino in November 2009, during one of the eight scouting and off-site pre-conference meetings to prepare for the October 2010 conference.
In my experiences, government confabs rarely happen in a fun, resort-style city or location. It is quite rare for the Feds to book space in Vegas, Orlando, New York City or Los Angeles. Typically these locations are centrally located or in cheaper convention centers- St. Louis, Dallas, Atlanta and Nashville.
This asshole had eight offsite pre-conference meetings to prepare for his confab? And his wife got to go too? And his wife uses Google Plus and doesn’t know how to hit the delete key?!
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Apr 16th
A great treatment by the Taiwanese animators showing the misbehavin’ Secret Service Agents.
The guys who were busted buying hookers are neighbors in my community here in Northern Virginia. I don’t personally know them, but I imagine they are home with their wives lying their asses off about the extent of their involvement in the scandal. And I wonder if Sandra Fluke knows these prostitutes get free birth control?
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TSA Agents Will Steal Your iPads
Apr 14th
Meet Clayton Dovel. He was a TSA agent that was screening checked luggage. When he found iPads in them, he stole them. Looks like he didn’t get a chance to reset one of them to factory default before the onboard tracking program led police to his home.
From the DailyMail here:
A baggage handler has been charged with theft by a public servant after he stole tablet computers from the luggage he was tasked with checking for security threats.
Clayton Keith Dovel, 36, of Bedford, Texas, was busted in February after he was found to have eight iPads believed to have been stolen from passengers.
Dovel worked in a ‘resolution room’ at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport, where checked bags are examined before they’re placed on a flight. He was suspended from his position as a TSA agent.
Police were led right to Dovel’s home in Bedford by one of the theft victims, who was able to track his stolen device.
The TSA has still yet to catch a terrorist. But they steal iPads.
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Stupid Woman Lulzed to Death on Internets
Apr 10th
Meet Claudia Boerner. She’s dead now thanks to the awesome power of Al Gore’s internets. Besides her massive D cups, there wasn’t much to this woman other than a psychiatric disorder that led to her apparent suicide- but the DailyMail is blaming it on “Internet Trolls.”
From DailyMail here:
A model who appeared on a TV cooking show killed herself after being taunted by internet trolls. Claudia Boerner was found dead after taking part in The Perfect Dinner, which is similar to Channel 4’s Come Dine With Me.
Although it is unclear how the 32-year-old died, it is understood she suffered a barrage of abuse on email and social media following her appearance on the show. Critics accused her of being an attention seeker, claimed that she had showed off for the cameras and made nasty comments about her ‘fake boobs’ and appearance.
Neighbours reported a strong smell of gas in the hall outside the flat where Miss Boerner lived in Vellmar, Germany. Vox, the station that made the show – said: ‘We don’t know if internet mobbing played a definite role in this case. We send our sympathy to the friends and family of the candidate.’
So the DailyMail “understood” there were some emails. And no one knows how she died. The show says they don’t know if the internet had anything to do with it. So the DailyMail concludes: ZOMG INTERTUBE TROLLS DID IT!!11
The woman obviously had severe self image problems and had likely suffered sexual abuse in her past since she sexualized her own appearance. And these sex addict types also tend to have substance abuse problems. And the rate of death among addicts is high. It wasn’t internet trolls.
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Al Gore’s Network Responds to Olbermann Lolsuit
Apr 6th
Not that you could find the channel in your cable lineup, but there is this TV Channel called “Current TV” and it is owned by Al Gore and a cabal of like minded leftists. In an effort to make it the most hatefilled of the progressive television channels, they hired out of work Moonbat Keith Olbermann to do his Countdown show. Apparently Keith is a first class prima donna and a whiny bitch to boot so Current had to ultimately fire him. So Keith sued. Below is Current’s hilarious response to the lolsuit.
From Politico here:
Current terminated Keith Olbermann last Thursday for serial, material breaches of his contract, including the failure to show up at work, sabotaging the network and attacking Current and its executives.
As the old adage says: “When the law is on your side, you argue the law. When the facts are on your side, you argue the facts. When neither the law nor the facts are on your side, you pound the table.² We will be happy to engage on the law and the facts in the appropriate forum.
It is well established that over his professional career Mr. Olbermann has specialized in pounding the table. However, Mr. Olbermann, by filing his false and malicious lawsuit, has now put this matter into a legal process where there will be an objective review of the facts.
We hope Mr. Olbermann understands that when it comes to the legal process, he is actually required to show up.
I hope this entire clown rodeo costs both Olbermann and Al Gore into the millions of dollars.
Thanks to Jim Treacher who labeled this a:
Win/win. politico.com/blogs/media/20…
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 6, 2012
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Byron Sonne’s Stash of Potassium Chlorate Destroyed
Apr 5th
As noted earlier, Byron Sonne had hidden a large stash of incendiary material in the backyard garden in his ex-wife’s house. The cache was a “magazine” of potassium chlorate, made from a home distillery using electrolysis according to court testimony and judging by the materials recovered from his basement lab. The bomb squad took the material and incinerated it today. That video is below as well as the video documenting the method to retrieve potassium chlorate from bleach.
The video showing the destruction of Sonne’s stash is below. Click the image to see it. The scale of the fire is difficult to determine unless you can make out the tiny cinderblocks in the rubble. That line of clear space appears to be a tire track, but its not. Its from a bulldozer. This is a big, self perpetuating fire. And to me, it clearly proves that Sonne was stockpiling explosive materials with the intent to use it.
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TSA Agent in Craigslist Orgy
Mar 29th
So what do TSA agents do when they get bored groping people all day long? They go to Craigslist orgies at night.
From WTOP here:
A former Transportation Security Administration employee is facing prostitution charges after police busted a sex operation in an area hotel.
Bryant Livingston, 39, of Manassas is facing five counts of prostitution-related charges.
After a manager called 911, police found naked women in a Silver Spring hotel Feb. 15, along with men in various stages of undress.
Livingston was seen escorting men and women out of the hotel room, police said.
One man told police he paid $100 for a sex act and he found out about the “party” on Craigslist. Livingston was a floor manager at Dulles International Airport.
A spokesman with the TSA confirmed Livingston is no longer employed by the TSA.
Livingston pleaded guilty to a second degree assault charge in 1999.
So what is the Venn Diagram of TSA agents and Prostitutes? Glad you asked.
Fox News reports that Livingston was arrested while on duty at Dulles! I would have cheered loudly if I was there to see that.
Bryant Jermaine Livingston, 39, was arrested while on the job as a supervisor of TSA agents at Dulles International Airport.
Here’s his photo:
Why is TSA hiring anyone with an assault record to perform patdowns on Americans? Elsewhere in the news, two TSA agents partied down and were shooting guns out of a hotel window in South Beach.
Thanks to Mary for the tip!
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How a Utopian Society Punishes Offenders
Mar 26th
North Korea executed a military officer for being drunk during the forced crying sessions mourn the loss of the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il. And this officer wasn’t executed with a firing squad. He was obliterated by an 82mm Mortar shot.
From the WashTimes here:
North Korea’s young new leader, Kim Jong-un, has instituted a novel method of executing military officers — mortar firing squad, South Korea’s leading daily newspaper reported Tuesday.
The 20-something Mr. Kim ordered a military officer to be executed in a way that would leave “no trace of him behind, down to his hair.”
The officer was placed at the aiming point of a mortar range, where an artillery shell exploded and blew him to pieces. His crime: being caught drunk during the mourning period for Kim Jong-il, Mr. Kim’s father and predecessor who died in December.
The execution was part of a purge of “unsound” military officers that took place under the control of the new supreme leader, the paper reported.
The North Korean People’s Army uses Warsaw Pact 82 mm mortars that fire artillery shells that weigh as much as 7 pounds and produce a killing radius of about 17 yards on impact.
Grim. This is what a utopia run by leftists looks like.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Keepin’ It Real: Rap Video Ends in Gunshots and Some Dude’s Head Run Over
Mar 23rd
Ah, the city of Brotherly Love. In Philly last night, some delinquent was shooting a rap video that attracted all kids of hood rats and thugs. Of course things got out of hand and someone just had to pop a cap in someone’s ass. When panic ensued, somebody fell on the street and had his freakin’ head run over by a car that may or may not have had spinner rims.
From ABC here:
Police are investigating the death of a man during the filming of an amateur rap video in the Olney section of Philadelphia.
There was a crowd so large at the corner of 5th Street and Tabor Road during the rap video taping, undercover Philadelphia police officers were watching over it.
Investigators say more than 100 people were gathered for the recording of an amateur rap video around 7:00 p.m. when someone fired the shots.
“The scene initially was very hectic. Once shots were fired, you’ve got a crowd of a 100 people., they flee in every direction,” Philadelphia Police Chief Inspector Scott Small said.
In the melee, a car accidentally ran over the head of a man who had fallen. He was transported to Albert Einstein Medical Center where he was pronounced dead.
Gruesome. How does a music genre that exists off of stolen sampled tracks from real musicians end up getting so many people killed? That shooter? Same guy who killed Biggie I bet.
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Its Official: Whitney Houston Died as a Crackhead
Mar 22nd
Whitney Houston’s blood had more drugs in it than a WalGreens.
From CNN here:
Coroner: Houston drowned after cocaine use
Whitney Houston died from an accidental drowning in a hotel bathtub, but the “effects of atherosclerotic heart disease and cocaine use” were contributing factors in her death, the Los Angeles County Coroner said in an autopsy report released Thursday.The toxicology tests found other drugs in her body, including marijuana, the anti-anxiety drug Xanax, the muscle relaxant Flexeril and the allergy medicine Benadryl, the report said.
I wonder if those LA Shock Jocks are still suspended for calling Whitney, appropriately, a “Crack Ho?” All of Whitney’s bodyguards and enabling sycophants that surrounded her and permitted her to do so many drugs is also to blame for the singer’s death.
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Oprah Fired Rosie
Mar 17th
For five months, Oprah Winfree has been trying to make a go of having her own cable channel. For some reason, she hired the poisonous hostile liberal Rosie O’Donnell to gab for an hour or so a day. Ratings on Oprah’s dismal channel were even worse when Rosie was on the air so she had to go.
From Deadline here:
O’Donnell’s daytime talk show on OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network got the ax after five low-rated months on the air.
OWN went for broke with the launch of The Rosie Show, whose October premiere, along with that of Oprah’s Lifeclass, were broadcast on five Discovery networks. The struggling and money-losing OWN spent some $10 million to market the two shows, whose debut was touted as an unofficial OWN relaunch. That $10 million went where the previous $250 million+ in investment from Discovery went — down the drain. After an OK start with 500,000 viewers tuning in to the premiere, Rosie quickly lost more than half of that to average under 200,000 viewers for most of its run
Nothing makes me giggle more than liberals wasting millions of dollars on other liberals.
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Reason 376 to HomeSchool: Special Ed Slut Won’t Have a Threesome With Your 13 YO & Friend
Mar 17th
Meet Holly Lopez. She teaches math to special needs kids and lives in a town called “Pflugerville.” She sent over 1000 txt messages to her 13 year old student and lover. At some point this slut decided it would be a good idea to have a threesome with her paramour and his bestie. Hilariously, someone bragged and the cops found out.
From the DailyMail here:
A special education teacher has been arrested after having sex with a 13-year-old student and his 14-year-old friend. Holly Lopez, 32, of Pflugerville is accused of contacting the two by text message before driving to the older boy’s home on February 11 for sex with both teens. Lopez also provided the two boys with condoms.
Lopez is listed as a special education teacher at Lexington Middle School in Lexington, about 50 miles east of Austin.
She had been helping the younger boy with math. Police found about 1,100 text messages exchanged between Lopez and one of the two boys before and after the February incident.She was arrested at her home on Thursday and charged with aggravated sexual assault and having an improper relationship with a student.
What kind of woman would let two children ride train on her? I wonder if the government provided those condoms to her for free like all Democrat women are now demanding?
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