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Chinese Blogger Rescues 1100 Dogs From Slaughterhouse
Jan 29th
A Chinese delicacy is Puppy Paws. And dog meat is served regularly in both restaurants and for family meals. One Chinese blogger intercepted a flatbed truck stacked with cramped dog cages as it was headed to a slaughterhouse. But what can one activist do with so many animals?
From NYDailyNews here by way of UniqueDaily:
Chinese blogger rescues 1,137 dogs intended to be killed for food from crammed flatbed truck
Some of the dogs, which were going to be made into food, were already dead when foundChina Daily reported that 1,137 dogs were rescued on Monday from the back of a flatbed truck by a 40-year blogger and volunteer at the Chongqing Small Animal Protection Association (CSAPA).
The 1,137 dogs that had been cramped into cages stacked on top of each other into the back of a flatbed truck were intercepted with the help of a blogger, who goes by the surname Peng, as they were on their way to be made into food.
Peng estimated that about 20 percent of the dogs will likely be adopted by locals since some of them are desirable breeds like chow and husky.
However, many of the remaining dogs face unknown futures as adequate housing is hard to come by.
“But as the country lacks regulation on the slaughter of cats and dogs, dealers will not be punished when they ship dead or sick animals for dinner tables.
Not all cultures are equal. The Chinese culture is changing, however. On the one hand, the increase in wealth allows citizens to pursue other interests, and especially altruistic ones such as animal care. On the other hand, China still allows meat for human consumption to come from animals that do not have to be regulated by health agencies. So what’s worse? Chinese eating dogs or that dogs could have been carcasses scraped off a highway?
And if only a fifth of the animals could be adopted, what do you do with the rest? Onwards to the slaughterhouse? Or humane euthanization? And I have written before how the Chinese kill their unwanted dogs. Not pretty.
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Loading ...Ice at the Gaylord
Dec 30th
The family took a few hours to remember why the National Harbor is always a disappointment by plunking down a hundred bucks to go see some ice carved by Chicoms and setup in a frigid tent outside the Gaylord hotel.
The line was long, the attraction was poorly managed and ultimately really not worth the price of admission.
Next we tried to have lunch at a Mexican restaurant which also winded up being a letdown. At least we got to enjoy some time with our friends.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...China’s One Child Policy Versus the Duggars
Dec 15th
And I gotta give it to the wacky Taiwanese animators who took a country song and created this video-
On the other hand, I don’t necessarily agree with the aggressive breeding of the Duggars, but it is heartbreaking that Michelle Duggar miscarried their 20th child, Jubilee. TMZ questions the wisdom of the Duggars displaying photos of Michelle holding the tiny fetus’ hand after the miscarriage, but if you see the photos, you will be deeply saddened. That family celebrates every child’s life, and this is a really tragic time for them.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators Also Think Harper Gave the Finger to Kyoto
Dec 15th
I said it the other day and the Taiwanese animators agree- Canada gave the finger to Climate Change.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Broken Chinese Bacon
Nov 30th
The chinese have to learn to stop playing with what is supposed to be food for other people. Seriously, they eat tiger penises and puppy dogs and cats, but won’t kill a retarded deformed animal that produces lovely treats like sausage and bacon?
Quick, someone show this to Sarah McLachlan and see if she can come up with a song about broken chinese bacon!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Thanks for the Gift
Nov 24th
My father-in-law’s girlfriend went to China for a business trip and she brought our son back this wonderful gift:
I think for Christmas I will repay the thoughtfulness by giving her a lice-infected hairbrush from the orphanage down the street.
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Burn Those Dolls With Fire!
Nov 20th
A scary-ass woman in Orlando wants to, in addition to burning shipments of plastic baby dolls, wants to initiate a letter-writing campaign to Beijing. All of this because crappy plastic baby dolls with no eyebrows or lashes calls people “crazy bitch.”
From ClickOrlando here:
Nationally sold baby dolls are causing a controversy because some say the toys utter a bad word.
The “You & Me Interactive Triplets,” which are being sold at Toys R Us stores in Orlando, are causing the uproar because one of the dolls can be heard saying what appears to be the phrase, “Hey, crazy bitch.”
A mother told Local 6 News that she’s worried her son might say the bad word.
“I think they should be burned, and I would like to write the (toy maker) a letter,” another woman said.
You gotta watch the video at Click Orlando and wait until you see the lashless unblinking woman describe how she wants to burn toys. She is frightening.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chinese Parents Tell Kids: Eat Your Peas; Starving Kids in America
Sep 14th
Thanks Obama. Now Chinese kids are having to eat their peas after their parents tell them that they are lucky to have food. Kids in America are going to bed hungry.
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Gadzooks: Eels in the Peehole!
Sep 13th
Those whacky Chinese and their home remedies include, apparently, letting eels eat dead skin off your body during a salon session. One went spelunking up the wiener to one man’s horror.
From the Metro here:
Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.
Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.
But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.
‘I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.’
I think Nan was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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MLK Memorial Was Made in China- No Qualified Black Sculptors
Aug 30th
Check out Ol’ MLK in the imported granite sculpture below, with his “Keepin’ It Real” pose. He looks like he just won a rap battle and is getting to drop the microphone. According to the Chinese manufacturer, who specialized in sculpting Chairman Mao Tse Tung, there are no such things as black sculptors who had the mad skills to chip away some white rock to reveal the majesty of Dr. King.
From the National Post here:
The chunks of granite used to sculpt the new Martin Luther King Jr. memorial had to be imported from Changsha. And the whole thing was designed by a Chinese architect, Lei Yixin — previously noted for statues of that great champion of human rights, Mao Zedong.
Chinese workers, too, were brought in to put it all together as the U.S. lacked people capable of doing this.
Yup, made in China strikes again and at the heart of the U.S. capital. The new sculpture has been installed in between monuments to Jefferson and Lincoln in Washington.
Some observers have discerned an Asiatic cast to Dr. King’s features. Others find his stance — stern, with folded arms — reminiscent of another Communist icon, Joe Stalin.
Surely, having a black sculptor of a black civil rights icon — working on ground once toiled by black slaves, on the National Mall, designed and surveyed with the help of a black mathematician and astronomer Benjamin Banneker — would have added to the King memorial’s symbolic power.
So, yes, it stings when, centuries later, creators of the King memorial say they couldn’t find a qualified black sculptor.
The Chinese think that all blacks play football or rap. They don’t sculpt. And that white liberals in this country think its just peachy that the Chinese are designing our National monuments and not including American artists or architects, black or white, in the creation of these memorials, is laughably sad.
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Joe Biden Loves Aborting Chinese Baby Girls
Aug 22nd
Joe Biden is an idiotic man. While in China he pandered to the politicians there and said, “Sure, aborting all those kids are great for your economy. Of course I understand your One Child per Family Policy!”
From the WeeklyStandard here:
Good news, reproductive rights advocates and neo-Malthusian environmentalists! Vice President Joe Biden has no problem with the government forcibly sterilizing people and compelling abortions. From his remarks at Sichuan University in Chengdu, China yesterday discussing the U.S. debt:
What we ended up doing is setting up a system whereby we did cut by $1.2 trillion upfront, the deficit over the next 10 years. And we set up a group of senators that have to come up with another $1.2 to $1.7 trillion in savings or automatically there will be cuts that go into effect in January to get those savings. So the savings will be accomplished. But as I was talking to some of your leaders, you share a similar concern here in China. You have no safety net. Your policy has been one which I fully understand — I’m not second-guessing — of one child per family. The result being that you’re in a position where one wage earner will be taking care of four retired people. Not sustainable.
So hopefully we can act in a way on a problem that’s much less severe than yours, and maybe we can learn together from how we can do that.
It’s perfectly understandable that you let the government tell you how many children you could have if that helps get the debt under control, right? Republicans better get together and compromise on the president’s grand bargain sometime soon, or else.
Actually Biden does have a pretty prescient point. The Chinese are indeed making it so only one worker is supporting the maintenance of four retirees, and maybe its worse than that because there are fewer women that are allowed to be born.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Shocker: Kung Fu Demonstration Breaks Out At Chinese Basketball Game UPDATED! Taiwanese Animators Weigh In
Aug 19th
Shocker: Kung Fu Demonstration Breaks Out At Chinese Basketball Game, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
I have no idea what the score was in the “goodwill” basketball game between the Chinese Army and the Georgetown Hoyas. But the Hoyas found themselves on the receiving end of some Chinese Kung-Fu.
Of course the Chinese don’t care about hate crimes, which is what I’d call it when you attack an all black team.
Or maybe the Chinese were demonstrating how they handle flash mobs.
UPDATE!The freaky deaky Taiwanese animators offer their opinion on the international incident, with a bonus appearance by the evil Chinese Panda!
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Got Marshmallows for Your Buddhist Roast?
Aug 15th
Liberals love the idea of people setting themselves on fire for liberal ideals. Case in point, a buddhist wanted his marxist leader to come back to town. So he poured gasoline on himself and set himself ablaze in a hilarious demonstration of human stupidity, and in an action that likely required more work than he had performed in the past month.
From the BBC here:
A Tibetan monk has set himself alight in China’s Sichuan province, amid claims of a crackdown on monasteries in the region.
Unrest is fuelled by a widespread belief that the government wants to suppress Tibetan culture.
The argument has been going on for decades, with many Tibetans accusing the government of forcing monks to attend re-education camps, encouraging the migration of Han Chinese to Tibetan areas, and crushing any sign of dissent.
But the authorities say they have brought relative wealth and prosperity to a region that was a rural backwater.
The monk had been calling out “we Tibetan people want freedom”, “long live the Dalai Lama” and “let the Dalai Lama Return to Tibet”.
In March, a monk set light to himself in Aba, about 100 miles (150km) from the latest incident.
Gasoline is cheaper than re-education camps. If China can get the rest of the foolish monks to flame on, then problem solved.
Buddhism is loved by liberals because it espouses laziness and begging for food, the followers dress like queers, and because Buddhists don’t believe in Jesus. And a big part of Buddhism is their awesome recycling program, where people get reborn as bugs and butterflies and worms.
Was this self-immolation karma? Keep in mind that buddhists are poverty-stricken lazy people who subsist on rice and handouts. So naturally, lots of bad stuff happens to poor lazy people. Saying that such bad stuff is due to something that magically happened in another life is just their way of justifying sitting around all day on their lazy asses. I mean, look at Yoga. Its buddhist exercise, but its not exercise at all, just stretching and breathing, the epitome of lazy. If I sat on the couch all day I would have to stretch too.
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Chinese SDTV Graveyard
Aug 12th
The Chinese greedily, or perhaps wisely, recycle everything they can from electronic junk. There’s lots of gold, copper and other precious metals on them there circuitboards, and the Chinese are busy extracting those valuable materials for reuse or in some cases, personal gain.
On the flip side, there is much more lead solder, mercury, phosphorous, cadmium, and other dangerous materials that would make such a large scale operation, like the one pictured, ecologically illegal here in the states.
I found the photo here at Engadget, where someone in the comments asked if anyone had ever seen such a thing? Well, I had. When I got started in the computer repair industry, I used to work in old storage facilities that were stacked floor to ceiling with old outdated CRTs- many of them either black and white or monochrome, or at best, supporting to 256 colors. And those old storage facilities? They weren’t any fancy schmancy warehouse, nosiree. They were old foreclosed homes scattered across the Hampton, VA Peninsula, with no electricity, no heat, and one I remember was completely infested with roaches. It was like I was working for a technology hoarder. And HRCC is shockingly, still in business.
And the Chinese even recycle old keyboards too.
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No Shock to Anyone: Dalai Lama Professes His Marxist Beliefs
Jun 10th
Of course Buddhism and the Dalai Lama are adored by leftists and pseudo communists. That’s why you never see a “Free Tibet” bumper sticker on a car with a Sarah Palin bumper sticker. Only godless leftists think eastern philosophy is the cat’s meow.
From USAToday here:
Midway through the conversation, His Holiness, much to their surprise, told them “as far as socio-political beliefs are concerned, I consider myself a Marxist … But not a Leninist,” he clarified.
His Holiness? Don’t buddhists believe in reincarnation into bugs or something equally stupid? What is holy about that? The rest of his religion is based on a starvation diet and being a beggar. Yep, sounds like a welfare program turned into a religion to me.
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Chinese Kid Sells a Kidney for an iPad2
Jun 2nd
And I bet he didn’t even get the one with the 3G built in. And he also managed to get a laptop out of the deal, but who needs two kidneys anyways? Not this guy.
From the GlobalTimes here:
A teenager in Huaishan, Anhui Province has sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad2 tablet computer.
The 17-year-old man surnamed Zheng, a freshman in high school, got connected with a kidney-selling agent through the internet, who pledged to pay him 20,000 yuan ($3,084.45 ) for one of his kidneys. On April 28 of this year, Zheng went to Chenzhou, Hunan Province to have his kidney removed under the supervision of three so-called middlemen, and received 22,000 yuan ($3,392.97). Then he returned home with a laptop and an iPad2.
Zheng’s mother discovered her son’s new electronic products and forced him to reveal how he came to afford them. Then she took Zheng to Chenzhou and reported the matter to local police. The three agents’ telephones have not been answered since that time.
Ah! Young commies trying to become evil capitalist consumers no matter the cost! That brings a tear to my eye. Steve Jobs below describes how many feet of Chinese human intestine it would take to get an Apple TV.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chinese Slaves Mining for WOW Gold
May 31st
I had one of my customers telling me the other day about how Chinese prisoners are forced to mine World of Warcraft Gold, but I had no idea they would get smacked by Pandas while they are doing it. That makes it the best prison system in the world. And yet again, Farmville is lampooned.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...USA! USA! McDonalds Weddings Now Available in Hong Kong
Feb 16th
When McDonalds is not making commercials starring dancing black folk, they are busy pushing their corporate image world wide, and this includes providing low cost weddings that feature McDonalds food and a wedding cake made out of molten hot apple pies.
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Pandas Get to Stay!
Jan 20th
At the state dinner at the White House, Chinese Premier Hu Jintao announced that in the spirit of mutual respect between superpowers, China will allow the giant pandas to stay at the National Zoo. Yippee. Jake Tapper tweeted:
Our President lifted a glass and toasted the Communist leader saying:
The Chinese and American people work together and create new opportunities together every single day. Mr. President, today we’ve shown that our governments can work together as well, for our mutual benefit. And that includes this bit of news -— under a new agreement, our National Zoo will continue to dazzle children and visitors with the beloved giant pandas. (Applause.)
Meanwhile, as HotAir notes, the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner holds a State Dinner for a man who has the 2010 winner under House Arrest.
But at least we get to keep the pandas.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chinese Premier Jets Into Washington
Jan 18th
This video is so full of win. The Chinese stealth fighter, doing shots off the tummy of a Hooters girl- just so awesome.
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