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World Record Snakehead Caught in Potomac River
May 16th
The Potomac is a big river. Really big. It stretches from the mountains of West Virginia all the way to the Chesapeake Bay and it has scores of minor tributaries. And this river has some really big fish. I used to jetski on one of the tributaries and floating dead fish and fish washed up on shore were sometimes three feet in length. And with the Snakehead invasion, it is only expected that they will also reach enormous size on the Potomac. World Record size in fact.
From WTOP here:
A stunning new world record may have been set in the D.C. area.
A northern snakehead fish, which some people call “Frankenfish,” was pulled out of a tributary of the Potomac River by a Woodbridge man. The fish, which isn’t supposed to live in the D.C. area, weighed in at more than 18 pounds.
The current world record, set in Japan in 2004, is 17 pounds, 4 ounces.
The fish is an invasive species that has only been seen in the area within the past 10 years. However, fears that the snakehead will harm native species in the Potomac haven’t panned out.
“They’re getting bigger and bigger, while at the same time we’re not really noticing a significant change in other fish populations,” says Chaconas. “Whether it’s bass or crappie or any of the yellow perch. So they seem to be coexisting pretty well.”
Good news that they aren’t decimating the local fisheries as first thought. But Maryland is still giving away 200 dollar gift cards to Bass Pro shops for anglers who catch snakeheads.
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Black Mob Beat Reporters; Bill O’Reilly Exposes Newsaper Editor Who Won’t Report It
May 8th
I used to live close to Norfolk. The segregated neighborhoods were bad when I was younger. Now those neighborhoods are openly hostile to anyone who doesn’t belong there. Two newspaper reporters were returning from a play Downtown and they made a wrong turn. A beatdown ensued and their own boss, the editor of the Virginia Pilot, won’t report on the story. Bill O’Reilly sets the record straight:
I’m pretty sure that black mob who beat the reporters won’t be voting for Romney in November.
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John Edwards Called Rielle Hunter a “Crazy Slut”
Apr 25th
Well the John Edwards trial is now underway and some facts are beginning to emerge about the extent Democrat John Edwards went to in his efforts to hide his mistress from his cancer-riddled wife. You can’t help but shake your head reading about these ridiculous antics. Also, a Virginia widow, Rachel Mellon, aged 101, was complicit in helping John Edwards acquire the donations necessary to hide Rielle from the public’s eye.
From the DailyMail here:
Former senator John Edwards launched a verbal attack on his mistress Rielle Hunter when he found out she was pregnant, calling her a ‘crazy slut’, his former aide testified today.
Andrew Young told the court Edwards was ‘very angry and concerned’ when he found out about the baby in 2007 and told Young there was only a one-in-three chance the baby was his. He also told the court about the intricate system of check writing used to hide funds given to Edwards my millionaire Rachel ‘Bunny’ Mellon, which he said ‘felt and smelled wrong’ even though he was assured it was all legal.
Mellon had offered to help Edwards with campaign expenses after he took a beating in the press for his expensive haircuts. Young said he did not tell her the money would be used to cover expenses for Edwards’ mistress, who had threatened to go public about their relationship.
‘I told (Mellon) that we had a non-campaign expense that would benefit Mr Edwards, and we needed her help,’ Young told the court.Mellon eventually wrote seven checks totaling $725,000 to her interior decorator. The decorator then sent the checks to Young’s wife to co-sign using her maiden name. In the checks’ memo lines, Mellon used descriptions such as ‘chairs’ and ‘antique Charleston table’, government exhibits showed.
Edwards says he did not know about the money from Mellon, but Young said the two men discussed seeking the payments and whether the arrangement using the decorator and Young’s wife was legitimate for a presidential campaign.
Wow, this is straight up money laundering involving Young, his wife, Old Lady Mellon, her interior decorator, and ultimately, John Edwards. How can any of these people possibly think it was okay to funnel payments this way?
Continuing…
Andrew Young worried about secretly using money from wealthy donors to support the former U.S. Senator’s pregnant mistress during the candidate’s 2008 presidential bid. Young told jurors how he coordinated three-way phone calls between himself, Edwards and Hunter to keep the affair secret from Edwards’ wife, Elizabeth. Hunter also met up with John Edwards at hotels on the campaign trail. Hunter for a time worked as a videographer for Edwards’ campaign, but she lost her job after Edwards’ wife found out about the affair.
Young and his wife invited the pregnant Hunter to live in their home near Chapel Hill and later embarked with her on a cross-country odyssey as they sought to elude tabloid reporters trying to expose the candidate’s extramarital affair. Young and Hunter ended a two-year legal battle over ownership of a sex tape the mistress recorded with Edwards during the campaign.
‘It wasn’t just a marriage on the line,’ said prosecutor David Harbach. ‘If the affair went public it would destroy his chance of becoming president, and he knew it. …He made a choice to break the law.’
Prosecutors will seek to prove he sought and directed the payments to cover up his affair, protect his public image as a ‘family man’ and keep his presidential hopes viable.
You know, if this wasn’t all so disgustingly sleazy, it would make for a gripping movie or miniseries. This has it all- drama, the chase, the sex, the blackmail, the money laundering- almost sounds like a Sopranos episode. But instead, Hollywood makes retarded movies about Sarah Palin. Also note that this is from a UK newsrag, not a US publication.
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Reason 900 to HomeSchool: Crazed Old Teacher Won’t Fake Assassinate Your Whole Class
Apr 19th
Virginia is sadly the school shooting capital of the US. There have been multiple incidents on the VA Tech campus alone, including the deadly rampage of Seung Cho in 2007. Now Manuel Dillow, aged 60, lined up kids at the Vo Tech school he taught at in Abingdon, VA and fired blanks at them from his pistol.
From the TimesNews here:
A Kingsport man who teaches at a vocational school in Abingdon, Va., has been arrested after pulling a blank firing gun on his students, pointing it their direction and firing multiple times.
The incident occurred April 4 at William H. Neff Center. Manuael Ernest Dillow, 60, was arrested Wednesday for the incident and charged with 12 felony counts of brandishing a firearm on school property.
The charges are class 6 felonies, with each count punishable up to five years incarceration and a $2,500 fine.
An investigation discovered Dillow “gathered” the attention of the 12 students in his welding class and lined them up near a garage door in the shop.
“He then pulled a ‘blank firing handgun,’ black in color, from the back waistband of his pants and discharged the weapon between four and ten shots in the direction of the line of the students”
What the hell was this man doing? Sure these kids are all in this school because they aren’t smart (they’re welders after all), many of them had likely been disciplinary cases, but still, faking a school shooting is beyond the pale.
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Eric Cantor Wants His Chick-Fil-A
Apr 10th
The Northern Va and DC areas are quickly becoming huge fans of food trucks. Even Virginia’s Representative Eric Cantor (his press office, actually) is wondering where his favorite food truck is?
Off The Beaten Path – Chick-Fil-A Food Truck Launch Pushed Back ow.ly/abzd9 #DC #Bummer
— Cantor Press (@CantorPress) April 10, 2012
And the Chick-Fil-A Food Truck does look pretty awesome, but there won’t be any wafflefries.
From NBC Washington here:
There’s some disappointing news on the food front, too: The truck will have no waffle fries, no sweet tea and no lemonade. However, it will be serving sandwiches, nuggets, brownies and soda. Oh, and salads. (Meh. We mean… oh! That’s great!)
And they have a Food Truck Twitter feed here.
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Ben & Jerry’s Newest Flavor: Avian Flu
Mar 3rd
I was out with the family today at the Dulles Mall and noticed a sparrow had somehow managed to trap itself inside the spacious food court. We happily watched as it bounced from scrap to scrap nibbling on crumbs. Cartney tried to catch it or something so it flew away. To its perch. And with utter revulsion, I realized its perch was atop a Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream stand, and it had shit all over the perch, the employees and the foodservice preparation area including its blenders. Here is the full size photo I snapped of this.
And closer up-
Filthy Hippie company touting their organic goodness while attempting to poison their customers isn’t cool. Seriously, the employees and customers are at risk of contracting Histoplasmosis.
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Liberals Call Ultrasounds Before An Abortion Rape
Feb 17th
Virginia passed a law that requires doctors performing abortions to accurately measure the age of the fetus because it is against the law to abort beyond 14 weeks. To do this you have to have an ultrasound, and a transvaginal one if the fetus is less than 10 weeks because it can’t show up on an external ultrasound. Liberals are running all over the country screaming that this requirement amounts to rape. Yet to liberals, abortions tickle, and that’s not rape at all. Buzzfeed was kind enough to provide a graphic of a transvaginal ultrasound:
Check out the ridiculous alarmism over at Buzzfeed:
Virginia Is For Lovers…And State Licensed Rapists
Virginia leaps backward to take first place with one of the most Big Brother draconian reproductive laws to date.
In Richmond, Virginia on Tuesday, the Republican controlled House passed the “Abortion: Informed Consent” bill 63-36. This follows the State Senate which already passed the bill on February 1st with a vote of 21-18.
The bill requires any woman seeking to terminate her pregnancy to undergo an ultrasound prior to the procedure. There is no opting out and whether or not the woman chose to view the fetus will be documented on her medical chart.
What the bill doesn’t say is that Virginia law, like many states, only performs abortions up to 14 weeks gestation.
For most women, this means before the state of Virginia will allow them to terminate an unwanted pregnancy, they will be forced undergo a transvaginal ultrasound since the fetus will be too small to view via pelvic ultrasound.
So, according to Virginia’s own laws, legislators will now be requiring women to undergo sexual assault as a medical procedure.
Such utter fear mongering. Since it is against the law to abort past a specific age, all abortions begin with an ultrasound anyways. Doctors have to confirm that a woman is truly pregnant and they like to avoid jail time by validating the age of the fetus. Putting this into law is actually better for women’s health, and it assists providers when it comes to liability for medical malpractice.
And if an ultrasound is rape, then abortion is murder. But if you are a woman pissed about this, its really because you are stupid.
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Newsflash: Muslims Still Want to Kill Us All
Feb 17th
A Muslim man from Morocco who had been living in the Northern Virginia area for 13 years strapped on a suicide vest and headed to the US Capitol building in a martyrdom operation. Lucky for all of us he was stupid. He was arrested by the FBI in a sting operation.
From the WaPo here:
The FBI and the U.S. Capitol Police arrested a Moroccan man Friday in downtown Washington after a lengthy investigation into an alleged plot to carry out a suicide attack on the Capitol.
Amine el-Khalifi, 29, was picked up while carrying an inoperable gun and a fake suicide vest provided to him by undercover FBI agents posing as al-Qaeda associates. They said he entered the United States when he was 16 and was living as an illegal immigrant in Arlington, Va., having reportedly overstayed his visitor’s visa for years.
Khalifi was arrested in a parking garage on Constitution Avenue NW a few blocks from the Capitol following a year-long investigation. He was carrying with him a vest that he believed was packed with explosives but that actually contained harmless material.
When I heard a terrorist plot was stopped, at first I thought it was Occupy Wallstreet scum. But a Muslim male would of course make more sense.
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Cracker Barrel Worried About an All-White Image?
Jan 10th
I like Cracker Barrel. The food isn’t always the best, but if you travel often on the road, you can always count on consistent, home-cooking style of food, and the place is a great restaurant to bring a large family. Our family sometimes goes out of our way to eat at a Cracker Barrel, and the nearest one to us is in Manassas. We even have a Cracker Barrel Christmas Tree Ornament, and we get stocking stuffers, candy, and other goodies from the Country Store. Hell, if I had room for a good rocking chair, I’d get one from them. But I think the food chain worries that they don’t seem to appeal so much to minorities. I tweeted this morning:
The sign I spoke of is this one below:
You know, some stores have had quite a few problems with the way they handle minorities- Denny’s for instance, who have paid class action lawsuits because they treated blacks disrespectfully. Now blacks throw chairs at their restaurants, so I guess they fixed whatever problem they had, but that’s a different story in a post here. But I could see a sign like that at a Denny’s, and in fact, I think they have something similar on their menu in fine print.
So why would Cracker Barrel need a sign like this? Perhaps it is because they hang signs of Octoroon women who weren’t allowed to vote?
This is a photo I took in a Williamsburg Cracker Barrel of a popular tobacco label, but an Octoroon is a one-eighth black person. So why couldn’t this woman vote? Because she’s a woman and it is the year 1890, and she’s stuck on a tobacco label, that’s why.
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The Sun Sets on Fort Monroe
Nov 1st
Obama signed a Presidential Order today naming Fort Monroe as a national landmark, under the auspices that it will somehow create 3000 jobs. I don’t see how shutting down a military base, losing thousands of jobs, and reopening it as a tourist attraction will create new jobs, but okay.
At least the old Fortress, which once was the prison of the Confederate President Jefferson Davis will remain intact. Fort Monroe remains one of my favorite places from where I grew up.
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Bald Eagle in Sterling, Virginia
Sep 3rd
It was haircut day for us, and on our way home from the barber shop my wife spotted this bald eagle perched in a roadside tree. We circled around to get a closer look at it and I was able to catch it on the camera. One of these days Apple might be able to create a camera for the iPhone that has a zoom feature, and videos like this will be a distant memory.
Bald Eagles have been making a good comeback across Virginia, but this is the first time I’ve seen a wild one in the Washington, DC suburbs. God knows they would be helpful in thinning out our awful squirrel population, and thankfully we have some great hawks that are doing that job for us. No, the return of the eagle means that the fishing along the Potomac is getting better.
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Suburban Couple’s Terrified Experience with Hurricane Irene
Aug 29th
They need your prayers.
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Irene is a Complete Joke- Streakers on the Weather Channel
Aug 27th
Irene can’t even come up with enough gusty weather to keep streakers at the Virginia Beach Oceanfront from flashing the idiot newsmen who are broadcasting live from the storm. And if you have an aversion to wiener, don’t hit the play button.
Thanks to Bill Burr!
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Today’s Tragic Earthquake
Aug 23rd
The earthquake that happened this afternoon, centered in Virginia, proved almost completely without injury or death. Well, except for a group of travelling Haitians who had constructed a mud hut behind a Safeway grocery store in Culpepper, Virginia.
The earthquake wiped out their wholly organic structure, killing three of the seven occupants, including a child of 8. Old mud, clay and other detritus used to build their primitive structure had collapsed and killed the trio.
Inside the Safeway store, several dozen yards away, a wine bottle had toppled off the shelf, shattering, causing a cleanup on ailse seven. More than one 30-something housewife had expressed their deepest sadness at the loss of a wonderful bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.
Meanwhile, the county morgue had come to retrieve the dead Haitians and offer county and state assistance to the survivors. The Haitian survivors, however, being too proud to accept help, chose instead to live in the encampment until they eventually cause an outbreak of cholera, after which they will die, in the tradition of their native customs.
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Virginia Tow Truck Drivers Still Scumbags
Aug 16th
Chesapeake Virginia is apparently full of people who won’t pay their personal property taxes on their cars. And now the city is stealing peoples’ cars for non payment of taxes. Where is a good mob when you need one?

From HamptonRoads here:
Patrick Joyce’s daughter walked out of a Walmart with her baby last Sunday night and watched as her car was towed.
Another family’s car was towed after football practice at 8:15 p.m.
A woman’s car disappeared after she left it at a service station overnight, leaving her wondering if it had been stolen. It, too, had been towed.
Those residents all knew their personal property taxes were overdue, but they weren’t ready for another $230 or more tacked onto their bill, and they didn’t think they’d get towed after hours or on a Sunday.
At the start of the month, the city launched a boot-and-seize program to collect more than $10 million in delinquent taxes over six years and sent a list of about 17,000 plate numbers to Virginia Auction, the contracted company.
Chesapeake is a crappy place to live already. Now they are depriving citizens of property without due process, employing scumbag tow truck drivers to steal vehicles. Here is an older story where a Virginia Two Truck driver kidnapped a child.
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This Time Virginia: More Medicaid Fraud Uncovered by Project Veritas
Jul 21st
The undercover masters of Obama Disasters from Project Veritas, headed by James O’Keefe, have uncovered another egregious fraudster in civil servants clothes, this time helping a drug dealing pimp get medical coverage for his ailing dad, and abortions for his sisters. Now Ken Cuccinelli is going to investigate these attempts at fraud, and hopefully arrest the civil servants who waste our taxpayer cash on these shenanigans.
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Virginia’s Fed Bank Flying the Fag Flag
Jun 4th
Don’t try to pretend that the rainbow colored flag is anything other than the fag flag. It symbolizes the sexual appetites of sodomizers and other deviants who choose not to propagate the human species. That they chose to take a Judeo-Christian symbol of a promise from God and twist it into a symbol of their sexual preference is another story- but the flag is flying below the Fed bank in Richmond- the bank that stamps the big letter E on the bucks that are swapped for coffee at Starbucks.
There are no laws in our country that creates a discriminatory atmosphere against anyone with a homosexual preference, despite how much liberals like to pretend otherwise. So they fly their “fag flag” only to show that they think that their class of people, the non-breeders, should be a protected and preferred class of folk among the rest of America. And the Fed has removed the Virginia State flag and is flying the fag flag in its place.
From the Time Dispatch:
The Richmond Federal Reserve Bank’s attempt to show inclusiveness in the workplace by flying the rainbow flag outside its building has reignited a divisive gay-rights debate.
Del. Robert G. Marshall, R-Prince William, is calling on the bank to remove the flag, terming its presence “a serious deficiency of judgment by your organization, one not limited to social issues.”
In a letter to Richmond Fed President Jeffrey M. Lacker, Marshall says the homosexual behavior “celebrated” by the bank “undermines the American economy.”
Jim Strader, a bank spokesman, said the flag was raised to fly for the month of June, and that there are no plans to change the timetable. It hangs under the American flag on a pole in front of the building.
“We are flying the pride flag as an example of our commitment to the values of acceptance and inclusion,” Sally Green, the bank’s first vice president and chief operating officer, said earlier this week.
The idea that the fag flag creates any kind of atmosphere of “inclusiveness” is preposterous. It is designed to divide and anger people. It is also designed to enforce a single-mindedness of political correctness that homosexuals should be a protected and preferred class of people, and there is absolutely no tolerance by its proponents for any opposing viewpoints whatsoever. To oppose their agenda earns an opponent a tag of hate or homophobe.
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Awesome Dulles Carnival
May 12th
I went out to the carnival at Dulles Town Center with the family to enjoy some good ol’ redneck fun. Besides the carnival rides for kids that Cartney loved, we played a game that featured a white rat running across a spinning board into a hole to determine the winner. We also enjoyed some fantastic carnival food- I had the fried bologna burger. And of course, what carnival would be complete without a traveling freak show? The Dulles carnival had mutant barnyard animals, including the ugliest midget cow with an underbite that I’ve ever seen.
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Wine Tasting Saturday
Apr 23rd
While I was in Australia doing my own wine tasting, my wife was home introducing her girlfriends to the magic of Virginia wine. We each dreaded tasting great wine without the other. Our first chance to do wine tasting together this year was at Quattro Gooma’s.
And we loved it.
Quattro Goomba’s is one of the newest wineries on the Loudon Wine trail and they don’t grow their own fruit. They started as a cellar operation for fun, by purchasing fruit from around the world to make some custom wine, and they grew to a wonderful operation that attracts visitors from around the region.
A great thing about Virginia Wine is that you get to experience wonderful local fruit and the fantastic wines it creates. The bad thing about Virginia Wine is that you are largely limited to Virginia produced fruit which is somewhat limited. Sure you get some fantastic local varietals you just can’t get anywhere else, like the Norton, but on the flip side, you don’t get to experience Chilean grapes or Napa grapes. At Quattro Goomba’s, you can do both. And they are one of the few wineries that serve Sangria.
Jess and I watched cartney play in the rolling hills of green on a beautiful spring day while we enjoyed a bottle of Californian Chardonnay that is simply out of reach for Virginians. It was fun and a great way to spend a Saturday Afternoon.
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Great Day at Virginia Living Museum
Mar 19th
It was a wonderful spring day for a visit to the Virginia Living Museum in Newport News, VA. The facility is a great place for exploring the sights, touch and sounds of wildlife, and Cartney just glows when he can touch a Horseshoe Crab or snakeskin. Below is a slideshow of some of the things we got to see and do-
Here is a video of the Tom gobbling and Cartney laughing whenever he did.
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