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Cracker Barrel Worried About an All-White Image?
Jan 10th
I like Cracker Barrel. The food isn’t always the best, but if you travel often on the road, you can always count on consistent, home-cooking style of food, and the place is a great restaurant to bring a large family. Our family sometimes goes out of our way to eat at a Cracker Barrel, and the nearest one to us is in Manassas. We even have a Cracker Barrel Christmas Tree Ornament, and we get stocking stuffers, candy, and other goodies from the Country Store. Hell, if I had room for a good rocking chair, I’d get one from them. But I think the food chain worries that they don’t seem to appeal so much to minorities. I tweeted this morning:
The sign I spoke of is this one below:
You know, some stores have had quite a few problems with the way they handle minorities- Denny’s for instance, who have paid class action lawsuits because they treated blacks disrespectfully. Now blacks throw chairs at their restaurants, so I guess they fixed whatever problem they had, but that’s a different story in a post here. But I could see a sign like that at a Denny’s, and in fact, I think they have something similar on their menu in fine print.
So why would Cracker Barrel need a sign like this? Perhaps it is because they hang signs of Octoroon women who weren’t allowed to vote?
This is a photo I took in a Williamsburg Cracker Barrel of a popular tobacco label, but an Octoroon is a one-eighth black person. So why couldn’t this woman vote? Because she’s a woman and it is the year 1890, and she’s stuck on a tobacco label, that’s why.
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The Sun Sets on Fort Monroe
Nov 1st
Obama signed a Presidential Order today naming Fort Monroe as a national landmark, under the auspices that it will somehow create 3000 jobs. I don’t see how shutting down a military base, losing thousands of jobs, and reopening it as a tourist attraction will create new jobs, but okay.
At least the old Fortress, which once was the prison of the Confederate President Jefferson Davis will remain intact. Fort Monroe remains one of my favorite places from where I grew up.
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Bald Eagle in Sterling, Virginia
Sep 3rd
It was haircut day for us, and on our way home from the barber shop my wife spotted this bald eagle perched in a roadside tree. We circled around to get a closer look at it and I was able to catch it on the camera. One of these days Apple might be able to create a camera for the iPhone that has a zoom feature, and videos like this will be a distant memory.
Bald Eagles have been making a good comeback across Virginia, but this is the first time I’ve seen a wild one in the Washington, DC suburbs. God knows they would be helpful in thinning out our awful squirrel population, and thankfully we have some great hawks that are doing that job for us. No, the return of the eagle means that the fishing along the Potomac is getting better.
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Suburban Couple’s Terrified Experience with Hurricane Irene
Aug 29th
They need your prayers.
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Irene is a Complete Joke- Streakers on the Weather Channel
Aug 27th
Irene can’t even come up with enough gusty weather to keep streakers at the Virginia Beach Oceanfront from flashing the idiot newsmen who are broadcasting live from the storm. And if you have an aversion to wiener, don’t hit the play button.
Thanks to Bill Burr!
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Today’s Tragic Earthquake
Aug 23rd
The earthquake that happened this afternoon, centered in Virginia, proved almost completely without injury or death. Well, except for a group of travelling Haitians who had constructed a mud hut behind a Safeway grocery store in Culpepper, Virginia.
The earthquake wiped out their wholly organic structure, killing three of the seven occupants, including a child of 8. Old mud, clay and other detritus used to build their primitive structure had collapsed and killed the trio.
Inside the Safeway store, several dozen yards away, a wine bottle had toppled off the shelf, shattering, causing a cleanup on ailse seven. More than one 30-something housewife had expressed their deepest sadness at the loss of a wonderful bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.
Meanwhile, the county morgue had come to retrieve the dead Haitians and offer county and state assistance to the survivors. The Haitian survivors, however, being too proud to accept help, chose instead to live in the encampment until they eventually cause an outbreak of cholera, after which they will die, in the tradition of their native customs.
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Virginia Tow Truck Drivers Still Scumbags
Aug 16th
Chesapeake Virginia is apparently full of people who won’t pay their personal property taxes on their cars. And now the city is stealing peoples’ cars for non payment of taxes. Where is a good mob when you need one?

From HamptonRoads here:
Patrick Joyce’s daughter walked out of a Walmart with her baby last Sunday night and watched as her car was towed.
Another family’s car was towed after football practice at 8:15 p.m.
A woman’s car disappeared after she left it at a service station overnight, leaving her wondering if it had been stolen. It, too, had been towed.
Those residents all knew their personal property taxes were overdue, but they weren’t ready for another $230 or more tacked onto their bill, and they didn’t think they’d get towed after hours or on a Sunday.
At the start of the month, the city launched a boot-and-seize program to collect more than $10 million in delinquent taxes over six years and sent a list of about 17,000 plate numbers to Virginia Auction, the contracted company.
Chesapeake is a crappy place to live already. Now they are depriving citizens of property without due process, employing scumbag tow truck drivers to steal vehicles. Here is an older story where a Virginia Two Truck driver kidnapped a child.
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This Time Virginia: More Medicaid Fraud Uncovered by Project Veritas
Jul 21st
The undercover masters of Obama Disasters from Project Veritas, headed by James O’Keefe, have uncovered another egregious fraudster in civil servants clothes, this time helping a drug dealing pimp get medical coverage for his ailing dad, and abortions for his sisters. Now Ken Cuccinelli is going to investigate these attempts at fraud, and hopefully arrest the civil servants who waste our taxpayer cash on these shenanigans.
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Virginia’s Fed Bank Flying the Fag Flag
Jun 4th
Don’t try to pretend that the rainbow colored flag is anything other than the fag flag. It symbolizes the sexual appetites of sodomizers and other deviants who choose not to propagate the human species. That they chose to take a Judeo-Christian symbol of a promise from God and twist it into a symbol of their sexual preference is another story- but the flag is flying below the Fed bank in Richmond- the bank that stamps the big letter E on the bucks that are swapped for coffee at Starbucks.
There are no laws in our country that creates a discriminatory atmosphere against anyone with a homosexual preference, despite how much liberals like to pretend otherwise. So they fly their “fag flag” only to show that they think that their class of people, the non-breeders, should be a protected and preferred class of folk among the rest of America. And the Fed has removed the Virginia State flag and is flying the fag flag in its place.
From the Time Dispatch:
The Richmond Federal Reserve Bank’s attempt to show inclusiveness in the workplace by flying the rainbow flag outside its building has reignited a divisive gay-rights debate.
Del. Robert G. Marshall, R-Prince William, is calling on the bank to remove the flag, terming its presence “a serious deficiency of judgment by your organization, one not limited to social issues.”
In a letter to Richmond Fed President Jeffrey M. Lacker, Marshall says the homosexual behavior “celebrated” by the bank “undermines the American economy.”
Jim Strader, a bank spokesman, said the flag was raised to fly for the month of June, and that there are no plans to change the timetable. It hangs under the American flag on a pole in front of the building.
“We are flying the pride flag as an example of our commitment to the values of acceptance and inclusion,” Sally Green, the bank’s first vice president and chief operating officer, said earlier this week.
The idea that the fag flag creates any kind of atmosphere of “inclusiveness” is preposterous. It is designed to divide and anger people. It is also designed to enforce a single-mindedness of political correctness that homosexuals should be a protected and preferred class of people, and there is absolutely no tolerance by its proponents for any opposing viewpoints whatsoever. To oppose their agenda earns an opponent a tag of hate or homophobe.
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Awesome Dulles Carnival
May 12th
I went out to the carnival at Dulles Town Center with the family to enjoy some good ol’ redneck fun. Besides the carnival rides for kids that Cartney loved, we played a game that featured a white rat running across a spinning board into a hole to determine the winner. We also enjoyed some fantastic carnival food- I had the fried bologna burger. And of course, what carnival would be complete without a traveling freak show? The Dulles carnival had mutant barnyard animals, including the ugliest midget cow with an underbite that I’ve ever seen.
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Wine Tasting Saturday
Apr 23rd
While I was in Australia doing my own wine tasting, my wife was home introducing her girlfriends to the magic of Virginia wine. We each dreaded tasting great wine without the other. Our first chance to do wine tasting together this year was at Quattro Gooma’s.
And we loved it.
Quattro Goomba’s is one of the newest wineries on the Loudon Wine trail and they don’t grow their own fruit. They started as a cellar operation for fun, by purchasing fruit from around the world to make some custom wine, and they grew to a wonderful operation that attracts visitors from around the region.
A great thing about Virginia Wine is that you get to experience wonderful local fruit and the fantastic wines it creates. The bad thing about Virginia Wine is that you are largely limited to Virginia produced fruit which is somewhat limited. Sure you get some fantastic local varietals you just can’t get anywhere else, like the Norton, but on the flip side, you don’t get to experience Chilean grapes or Napa grapes. At Quattro Goomba’s, you can do both. And they are one of the few wineries that serve Sangria.
Jess and I watched cartney play in the rolling hills of green on a beautiful spring day while we enjoyed a bottle of Californian Chardonnay that is simply out of reach for Virginians. It was fun and a great way to spend a Saturday Afternoon.
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Great Day at Virginia Living Museum
Mar 19th
It was a wonderful spring day for a visit to the Virginia Living Museum in Newport News, VA. The facility is a great place for exploring the sights, touch and sounds of wildlife, and Cartney just glows when he can touch a Horseshoe Crab or snakeskin. Below is a slideshow of some of the things we got to see and do-
Here is a video of the Tom gobbling and Cartney laughing whenever he did.
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Stone Bridge at Bull Run
Mar 12th
After my nephew’s 4th birthday the family took a detour to check out the Bull Run battlefield. This is a photo of the Stone Bridge which was destroyed after the first battle of Bull Run in 1861.
The photo below is of the overswamp walking path that connects between the Stone Bridge and Stone House. The surrounding area is always swampy and wet and the frogs were already out and filling the air with their mating calls.
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Reston Town Center, VA
Mar 9th
I have been exploring Flickr for photos of my hometown and I found NearDC’s shots of Reston Town Center. Fantastic use of HDR techniques to highlight one of my favorite places. You can click thru his credits to see his photostream to witness some fantastic shots of cityscapes at night.
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DC Hip Hop Awards End in Brawl, Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast
Mar 7th
The DMV Hip Hop awards at the Crystal City Hyatt Hotel ended in a massive chair throwing brawl as dozens of performing groups had a live competition to see who could “keep it real” the best. It is unclear which hip hop group was the victor in this spontaneous exhibition of hip hop culture, but there was just enough violence to attract several Denny’s waiters carrying several trays of grand slam breakfasts and some glasses of ice water.
Brawl Mars DMV Music Awards Outside Washington: MyFoxDC.com
From Fox here:
A brawl broke out during the DMV music awards ceremony, sending one person to a local hospital. Five people were treated Saturday night at the scene of the awards ceremony, which honors local rap, hip-hop and R&B performers.
About 1,500 people attended the ceremony at the Crystal City Hyatt, and witnesses said more than 20 police vehicles responded to deal with a half dozen fights that broke out.
All I know is that the Department of Motor Vehicles should get out of the Hip Hop music business.
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So Long Zach Chesser
Feb 25th
An Oakton High School graduate and white privileged suburbanite converted to Islam and attempted to betray his country. Along the way he even tried to spur the murder of the creators of South Park. Now Zach Chesser will rot in jail for the next quarter century.
From the WaPo here:
Zachary Adam Chesser, an Oakton High School graduate and former basketball and football player, wore a green jumpsuit with the word “Prisoner” written in white across the back as he stood before a federal judge in Alexandria to hear his sentence on terror-related charges.
U.S. District Judge Liam O’Grady sentenced Chesser to 25 years in prison for trying to join an al-Qaeda-linked terrorist group in Somalia and making threats to the creators of TV’s “South Park” show over their depiction of the prophet Muhammad.
In October, Chesser, of Oakton, pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court to charges of providing material support to terrorists, communicating threats and soliciting crimes of violence.
O’Grady said Chesser was an “extraordinarily energized traitor to your country.”
Chesser was arrested in July, just days after he was prevented from traveling with his infant son from New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport to Uganda. From Uganda, he was headed to Somalia, and he planned to join al-Shabab, an Islamic terrorist group trying to oust Somalia’s government.
Buh Bye, Zach. Don’t drop the soap. And here’s a picture of Muhammad.
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Amnesty International Claims Bradley Manning a UK Citizen
Feb 3rd
The most famous homosexual to ever serve in the US Military, Private Bradley Manning, is currently under lock and key in the brig in Quantico Virginia. He stole secret documents from the State Department and the Department of Defense because he got into a fight with his boyfriend. He then gave the documents to Wikileaks before his arrest. Now Amnesty International is claiming that the UK courts should try to take over the Manning case because he is a UK citizen because his deeply ashamed Mom was one. Of course the British system is notoriously lenient on crime and can’t seem to get people extradicted to the US on criminal charges.
From the Guardian here:
The British government is under pressure to take up the case of Bradley Manning, the soldier being held in a maximum security military prison in Virginia for having passed a massive trove of US state secrets to WikiLeaks, on the grounds that he is a UK citizen.
Amnesty International called on the government to intervene on Manning’s behalf and demand that the conditions of his detention, which the organisation calls “harsh and punitive”, are in line with international standards.
Manning is a UK citizen by descent from his Welsh mother, Susan. Government databases on births, deaths and marriages show she was born Susan Fox in Haverfordwest in 1953. She married a then US serviceman, Brian Manning, stationed at a US base near the city, and they had a daughter, Casey, in the same year. Bradley was born in Oklahoma in 1987.
Born in the US, he is a US citizen. But under the British Nationality Act of 1981, anyone born outside the UK after 1 January 1983 who has a mother who is a UK citizen by birth is British by descent.
He has been held in the brig of Quantico marine base in Virginia since last July, having been arrested in Iraq, where he was stationed as a US army intelligence analyst two months previously.
He was the source of several WikiLeaks exposés of US state secrets, including the massive trove of cables released in November. He has been charged with illegally obtaining 150,000 secret US government cables and handing more than 50 of them to an unauthorised person.
He was recently put on suicide watch for two days, in which he was stripped to his underpants, against the advice of prison psychiatrists. He remains on a regulation that keeps him alone in his cell 23 hours a day and requires him to be checked every five minutes, and he is shackled hand and foot when he has visitors.
Heh. Quantico is worse than Gitmo, boys and girls. And Quantico is just where a US citizen traitor belongs. Liberals the world over think the gay soldier is a hero and want him released, but he has to answer to his crimes. He will probably never see the outside of a cell again for as long as he lives, and that is called justice. As HotAir put it,
Bradley Manning was born on U.S. soil to an American father, enlisted in our military of his own free will and took the oath. In short… he’s ours. He is subject to the UCMJ like any other service member and the Brits have no business getting involved in the matter.
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An Alien Invasion Could Have Improved Newport News. Not Gonna Happen Now
Nov 7th
This video is so full of win. An enormous black news reporter standing next to a lake babbling about a blob and a guy with a name of Charlie Schmuck talking about poking an alien blob with a stick.
Newport News city center is a failed town center shopping concept district in Oyster Point in Newport News. Nothing worth seeing there until this blob thing happened.
Anyone else think that Charlie Schmuck has been poiking things with sticks his whole life?
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Al Qaeda Still a Threat? Democrat Congresswoman Says No During FBI Arrest of Al Qaeda Bomber
Oct 27th
A Pakistani man became a US Citizen, moved to my neighborhood in Herndon, and then plotted to blow up the DC Metro. He was busted in a nearby hotel after providing intelligence to what he thought were contacts from Al Qaeda. That’s TWO terrorists from my own neighborhood in case anyone else is keeping count.
Meanwhile, check out the clueless woman who represents idiot liberals in Minnesota saying there are only 100 Al Qaeda terrorists left:
And on CNN:
On April 18, Farooque Ahmed, 34, drove to a hotel in Dulles, Virginia, and met with a courier who he thought was affiliated with a terrorist organization. That person “provided Ahmed with a document that provided potential locations at which future meetings could be arranged.”
On May 15, Ahmed agreed to “watch and photograph” a Washington hotel as well as a Metrorail station in Arlington, Virginia, “to obtain information about their security and busiest periods.”
Ahmed, a naturalized U.S. citizen who was born in Pakistan, “participated in surveillance and recorded video images of Metrorail stations in Arlington, Virginia, on four occasions.”
On or about July 19, in a Sterling, Virginia, hotel room, Ahmed gave a memory stick containing video images of the station to “an individual whom Ahmed believed to be affiliated with al Qaeda“. That same day, he agreed to assess the security of two other Metrorail stations in Arlington as possible locations of terrorist attacks.
And in a Herndon hotel room on September 28, Ahmed handed over a USB drive containing images of two Arlington Metrorail stations to a person he thought was affiliated with al Qaeda. He also provided diagrams he drew of three Arlington Metrorail stations and provided suggestions as to where explosives should be placed on trains at the stations “to kill the most people” in simultaneous attacks planned for 2011.
The article somehow neglected to mention that Ahmed is a Muslim. Or that he was doing all of this in the name of his religion and his child molesting prophet Muhammad.
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Virginia Christian Deserved to Die Too
Sep 22nd
Virginia Christian was a young black teenager who had been working as a maid in the home of an infirm 91 pound 51 year old white woman, Ida Belote of Hampton Virginia in 1912. They got into a fight because Virginia Christian was stealing from her, and the young girl brained the older woman with a club and then stuffed a rag down her throat to stop her from screaming. Virginia Christian fled, taking more items from the home as Ida Belote died in a pool of blood on her own floor.

women could drive in 1921, but not quite vote yet.
Virginia Christian confessed to the crime and was executed for it, becoming the last woman so far in the State of Virginia to ride the lightning of the electric chair.
Tomorrow my state is due to put another woman to death. And Teresa Lewis’ crimes are just as bad.
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