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Fat Assed 1 Percenter Whips Ararchists Into Patty ‘s Day Frenzy
Mar 18th
Michael Moore was in New York City urging Occupy Protesters to confront the police, violate laws, and act like a mindless mob because to Moore, Zuccotti Park is his Lenin Square- holy ground for the Occupy Movement.
'People are concerned that they have no control over their own democracy. They have no control over their own lives. This is the beginning. This park is sacred ground for millions across the country.' -Filmmaker Michael Moore
From the DailyMail here:
On the six-month anniversary of the Occupy Wall Street movement, protesters swarmed its birthplace –Zuccotti Park – again sparking the cat-and-mouse clashes between New York City police officers and demonstrators.
The sweep of the park by police just before midnight capped a day of demonstrations and marching in lower Manhattan. There was no official word on the number of arrests but dozens of people were handcuffed and led out of the park. Earlier in the day, 15 people were arrested and three officers suffered injuries, police said. An unused public transit bus was brought in to cart away about a dozen demonstrators in plastic handcuffs.
This is the year that Occupy is going to arm themselves. By definition, their movement must turn violent, because their goals of overthrowing the Constitution and creating their own form of pseudo-democracy can only be achieved with armed revolution. Once the shooting starts, Occupy will be stamped out permanently. And Michael Moore will go back to his million dollar mansion. Or get shot in the process.
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OWS Crying Crocodile Tears Over Smashed Laptops Built by Corporations
Nov 21st
Haven’t done a story on retarded OWSers in a while so here goes. After the police de-funkified Zuccotti park, they wrapped up all the piss-covered detritus that was left behind and put it in the dump. Including laptops and a mast used for wireless access. The owner of that equipment is completely butthurt because the sanitation department destroyed stuff he left behind after being arrested for breaking the law.
From Motherboard here:
…Isaac Wilder, head of the Free Network Foundation, late Thursday morning. Wilder, who we first met on Day 3 of the occupation, is an integral part of OWS’ Signal Corps, a working group that had been dedicated to providing free Wi-Fi to demonstrators within Zuccotti. During the raid, all of Wilder’s stuff, including the FNF’s Freedom Tower, a thin, maybe nine-foot-tall pole, loaded on all sides with nondescript routers that had been beaming out wireless access since early on in the occupation, was confiscated not long after he and another 200 or so protestors were hauled away (in garbage trucks) after barricading themselves in the middle of the park.
And so now, Wilder’s looking for his backpack, and his Freedom Tower. And $5000 in cash. This is all the money he has.
After about 30 minutes he sends us a text: “no sign of tower or backpack.” When he finally surfaces after another 30 minutes, descending a staircase into the howling, drabish underpass, the face gives it away.
Wilder hasn’t slept much in the last 36 hours. He looks shelled, haggard. No backpack. No cash. No tower.
Worse, it was as if someone along the way purposefully destroyed all confiscated electronics, a strategic smashing of at least part of the digital record logged by full-on occupiers. “They’ve all been smashed with bats.”
Smelly hippies protesting corporate greed should be smashing their own laptops. And if he’s lost sleep after being arrested, he should join the military to know what its really like to go without sleep and have a true “shelled” feeling. Laptops smashed? Good, now go home and beg Mommy to let you see Santa and ask him for a new laptop. And get a bath while you’re there, you stink.
And pissed because you lost your cash? Stupid hippie, that’s what banks are for.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Bet You Think Occupy Wall Street Couldn’t Get Any Gayer, AmIRight?
Nov 15th
Well the best way to really gay up the anarchy even more than having a bunch of girly men with neck beards whine that life is unfair is to put some of their most hilarious photos to a Broadway song.
I love the photo of the power washing of the park.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...OccupyWallStreet Must End in Violence
Oct 6th
All mob actions end in violence. Very few actually result in societal change, like the Bolshevik revolution and the French Revolution- both revolutions born of mob violence. But make no mistake, those assembled in these mobs are simply cannon fodder for political puppetmasters, and the left is hungry- craving for blood that comes with mob violence.
So this is what will ultimately happen with the whole occupy wall street thing- Violence will erupt and cops will have to use deadly force. Once these white kids see gunfire, they will disperse. Leftists will demand that higher taxes be imposed on banks, and nothing else will happen. Except of course for the funerals of the sacrificial goats that will need to be killed by cops in order for this all to end.
If you haven’t read the awesome book Demonic by Ann Coulter, you should. Its a excellent documentary about how mobs think, work and act, and about how all leftists love mob violence.
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Tribute in Lights
Sep 11th
My delayed flight back from New York last Thursday night was a very bumpy one. The remnants of Tropical Storm Lee was dumping floodwaters from my home up through Pennsylvania and the clouds were beginning to encroach on the NYC area too. My wife kept texting that she was bailing water out of our basement, and I just wanted to get home. As we circled New York on the ascent from LaGuardia to head south, I saw a brief break in the clouds and could see what appeared to be giant lasers shooting into the sky. And then I realized that even with a bumpy ride and flooded basement, I at least, was getting to go home again.
You can see more of John Deguzman’s pics here.
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Dumbest Congressman Recuses Self from Politics
Feb 9th
A married Republican Congressman from New York snapped a photo of himself shirtless and sent it to a Craigslist whore, or more likely, a dude pretending to be a Craigslist whore.
From Gawker here:
Rep. Christopher Lee is a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York. But when he trolls Craigslist’s “Women Seeking Men” forum, he’s Christopher Lee, “divorced” “lobbyist” and “fit fun classy guy.” One object of his flirtation told us her story.
On the morning of Friday, January 14, a single 34-year-old woman put an ad in the “Women for Men” section of Craigslist personals. “Will someone prove to me not all CL men look like toads?” she asked, inviting “financially & emotionally secure” men to reply.
That afternoon, a man named Christopher Lee replied. He used a Gmail account that Rep. Christopher Lee has since confirmed to be his own.
Creepzilla. What kind of moron would use his own email address and photo to contact a woman on Craigslist? According to CraigsCrimeList, I think you are supposed to give fake names, email addresses and then attack the woman in a dark alley. Or, pose as a woman, lure a guy to a location and then mug him and leave him in a dumpster.
I really doubt this was a woman that turned the congressman in to Gawker. But Lee may be seeing divorce papers soon. Only Democrat wives stick around with a cheating husband to eat shit sandwiches in public.
The congressman’s PR office issued a nice apology to his wife.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Dick Clark Says What?
Jan 1st
I watched Dick Clark get paraded onto the set where he gurgled and slurred the words on his cue cards until the ball dropped. At least he got the countdown right this year. About a minute in, he tries to eat some woman’s face and then berates Ryan Seacrest for being a pussy.
Last year he botched the countdown.
Dick Clark should go ahead and retire. Look, the only place they let you work with a microphone where you can’t talk is the Burger King drive thru up the road from my house.
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Sep 30th
This group has a nice southern rock boogie sound and it shows lots of footage of New York which is still fresh in my mind from last weekend’s trip. Enjoy.
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Gay Guy Commits Hate Crime By Committing Suicide
Sep 30th
A gay violinist from Rutgers University, Tyler Clementi, was outed when his roommate, in an epic tale of Lulz, broadcast video of him banging a dude. Mortified at his own faggotry, Clementi threw himself off the George Washington bridge in New York, thus committing a hate crime. At least he threw himself into the water and not onto the roadway- that would have just snarled traffic.
From ABC here:
A Rutgers University freshman posted a goodbye message on his Facebook page before jumping to his death after his roommate secretly filmed him during a “sexual encounter” in his dorm room and posted it live on the Internet.
Items belonging to 18-year-old Rutgers student Tyler Clementi were found by the George Washington Bridge last week, according to authorities. Clementi’s freshman ID card and driver’s license were in the wallet.
Clementi’s post on his Facebook page, dated Sept. 22 at 8:42 p.m. read, “Jumping off the gw bridge sorry.”
Clementi’s body was pulled from the Hudson River just north of the bridge.
Two students, Dharun Ravi and Molly Wei, have been charged with two counts each of invasion of privacy after allegedly placing a camera in Clementi’s room and livestreaming the recording online
Can suicide jumpers do a Facebook checkin at certain bridges? Honestly, I don’t see how these two students could be charged with a crime. They only turned on a camera, a legitimate security device. If Clementi wanted to get freaky with a guy that was his choice.
And what about the unknown gay guy that was banging Clementi? Does he drive all his lovers to commit suicide? He is as much to blame in this as anyone.
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Ground Zero Mosque and The 911 Hard Hat Pledge
Sep 20th
Having the right to build something is greatly different that actually getting it done. Many of New York City’s construction workers are joining together to take the 911 Hard Hat Pledge to not help build the mega-mosque at Ground Zero.
So be sure to go to Andy Sullivan’s website and sign up and see what you can do to help him. Take the Hard Hat Pledge with him. His site states:
Construction workers, vendors and planners nationwide pledge to put down their tools and deny their labor to construct the 13-story mega-mosque overlooking the battlefield at Ground Zero.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Looks Like NYC Subways Still Need Bernie Goetz
Jul 27th
Bernie, won’t you please help make the subways safe from hip hop riff raff?
Only in NYC? Promise you’ll stay there? Do they still have the emergency brake cable on the subway cars? That would be awesome to see the cartwheeling dancers go sliding up the aisle. Thanks to Tosh.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Naked Cowboy Suing Naked Cowgirl
Jun 23rd
You would think a little competition would keep the naked cowboy in Times Square up on his game. But no, he’s suing some old broad for prancing around in a US-Flag themed outfit and stealing his “schtick.”
From the Reg here:
New York’s Naked Cowboy – who entertains the Times Square masses by strumming a guitar dressed in his undies – has taken exception to a Naked Cowgirl who he reckons is “ripping off his shtick”.
That’s how the New York Post summarises Sandy Kane’s infringement of Robert Burck’s Naked Cowboy trademark. Burck is demanding the former stripper, “famous for closing her act by lighting her breasts on fire”, either “stop making money off of his trademark or sign a ‘Naked Cowboy Franchise Agreement’”.
The Post explains: “Most licensed franchisees are required to fork over $5,000 for a year or $500 a month and go through a screening process to ape the Naked Cowboy’s act.”
Burck said of Kane: “If she’s going to sell stuff and make money off of it, then, yeah, she’s going to have to pay.”
I really don’t know why he’s worried about the competition. If anything, I’d sue to get a younger model. Besides every Toy Story fan knows that the best foil for a naked cowboy would be a naked Spaceman!
And yet another Google Image Search proves Rule 34.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Democrat NY State Senator Has a Problem with Saggy Britches
Mar 31st
Nice to know that State politicians get paid to produce racist filled propaganda and then use it to tell black people to pull up their damn pants.
You know that comic book called “All Negro Comics” was produced in 1947 by a black man. And it had some great content inside that was, and still is, not offensive- instead it portrays black detectives, African adventures, and a positive message to kids and young adults about avoiding crime. But because it contains the word “negro” on the cover it is fodder for race-baiters, and in this video there is a solid implication that white people had created the comic with the intent to be racist.
That said, I don’t quite agree with the campaign to end saggy pants. If it weren’t for the saggy pants, I wouldn’t know how to identify when I have driven into a bad part of town and need to lock my car doors.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Celebrating Black History Month: Googley Eyed Governor Drops Re-Election Bid
Feb 26th
The First Googley-Eyed Governor ever has decided that he shouldn’t run for re-election as Governor of New York. To be fair, he couldn’t see how his actions affected him politically.
From the NYDaily News here:
Embattled Gov. Paterson has pulled the plug on his election bid, a source close to the governor said Friday. Paterson has been under fire for having contacted a woman who accused one of his top aides of domestic violence.
The source said the governor has agreed not to seek election, but he will not resign – opting to serve out the remainder of his term.
Watching David Paterson struggle with this controversy is almost as funny as watching David Paterson play a game of catch. I know, you say, “Pat, that’s cold, dude.” To which I reply- its not like the soon-to-be-ex-Governor would be able to read my comments anyways.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama to Googley-Eyed-Governor: Wear Sunglasses or GTFO
Sep 21st
Even Barack Obama is tired of seeing googley-eyed politicians on TV without sunglasses, which besmirches the Democrat Party. As Obama explains it, “No one wants to see that. Sunglasses are cheap.” He then goes on to demonstrate how easy it is to put on shades.
From the NYPost here:
Now that it has sowed seeds of doubt against Paterson by expressing a “preference” he take a pass on 2010, the White House plans to sit back and let time – and nervous New York Democrats – push the governor the rest of the way out the door.
Few were stepping up yesterday to wholeheartedly endorse the idea that he should run, not even Rep. Serrano.
“The governor will make his own decision,” the congressman said. “The governor is a Democrat, and I don’t know at what point the White House gets involved in these things”
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Googley-Eyed NY Governor is a Googley-Eyed Racist
May 1st
Good googley moogley! How racist are you if you are black and blind, but fire a white person, whose color you can’t see, who takes pictures for a living to produce photographs you can’t see, and replace him with a black person, whose color you can’t see, to take more pictures which you still can’t see? That is exactly what New York Governor David “the Googley” Paterson did when he was New York Senate minority leader. He fired a white Senate photographer who had been employed by the Senate for 26 years and replaced him with a black man. I would say this was due to a color preference, but since Paterson can’t see shit, I will have to guess this is a racial preference based on texture! Or maybe taste? Eeeww!
From the NYPost here:
Gov. Paterson, who raised state taxes by $8 billion last month, just cost state taxpayers $300,000 more.
The state has secretly settled an embarrassing federal racial-discrimination lawsuit. Paterson, back when he was Senate minority leader in 2003, fired a white Senate photographer in order to replace him with an African-American.
The settlement ends a civil-rights action first filed in 2005 by Joseph Maioriello, 56, of Schenectady, a 26-year Senate employee who originally sought $1.5 million.
He was fired from his $34,000-a-year job as a photographer two years earlier and replaced by a black employee, El-Wise Noisette.
In the lawsuit, Maioriello said he was told by John McPadden, then Paterson’s chief of staff, that he was being fired because a number of minority senators wanted to replace him with “a minority photographer, a black photographer.” He said he was also told, “You got to remember who Sen. Paterson is. Sen. Paterson is black.”
Paterson, who is legally blind googley-eyed, claimed in a sworn deposition that he didn’t see well enough to have fired Maioriello because of his race. A spokesman for Paterson later said the comment was “a quip, a joke.”
So he had his seeing-eye chief of staff do it for him. Same difference.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Crutches Make Good Weapons, Don’t They?
Mar 31st
A dude in NYC broke his foot and is on crutches for a couple of months. He has taken it upon himself to call out those assholes who don’t allow people with injuries to sit in the reserved disabled seating sections of the subway. He takes photos of them and posts them on his blog, PeopleWhoSitInTheDisabilitySeatsWhenImStandingOnMyCrutches.com.
The anonymous author of the blog is a bit nicer than I would be. I would jam my crutch into the chests of these inconsiderate jerks.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 303 to HomeSchool: Your Kid Won’t Freeze Walking to School
Nov 12th
This is more proof that teachers and school administrators are not the smartest people in the school building. Principal Joanne Avella of Valley Central High School of Montgomery, New York is too stupid to tell the difference between a wooly neck scarf, which is used to keep kids warm on chilly mornings in New York, and MS-13 tattoos and red bandannas, which denote membership in gangs. Also, she seems to be confusing her quiet town with East Los Angeles.
When she saw a student wearing a scarf on the way into school, she went ballistic from hysteria and banned all scarves. Apparently, she had already banned jackets too out of fear of gangs, but admits that the town doesn’t have a gang problem. What a moron. From CBSTV here:
Some Orange County high school students are sticking their necks out to defy authority after the school board set a ban on scarves when a boy wore a scarf that was interpreted as a form of “gang paraphernalia.”
It seems like a ridiculous ruling with winter weather around the corner, but Valley Central High School aren’t kidding around. No neckwear, period. It all began last Thursday when a student wore a scarf to school. An administrator looked at the scarf and decided it was some kind of show of support for gangs.
“It’s the latest fashion trend, everyone is wearing them, it’s really in season,” added senior Brittney Ann Smith. “Other kids were wearing them to stay warm because we’re not allowed to wear jackets.”
School Board President Bob Santo said the sudden ban on all scarves may have been an “over reaction” and it’s being reviewed.
And in this ABC report here, Avella admits to the non-existence of gangs at the school, meaning she is reacting purely out of hysteria or the female principal’s desire for attention.
Valley Central’s first-year principal says the high school of 1,800 doesn’t have a gang problem. She says the rule is meant to send a message to gang wanna-bes.
“If I’m erring on the side of caution, I don’t apologize for that,” principal Joanne Avella said. “Because to me, safety and keeping, maintaining an atmosphere of academic learning is the most important thing in a school.”
Newsflash, dumbass. Engineering a controversey because of your innate stupidity is not good for the academic atmosphere, either. Admit your mistake and reverse your ruling. And for god’s sake, let the kids wear jackets.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Awesome Inflatable Street Art
Oct 25th
Mark at Geeks Are Sexy posted this awesome video of a street artist, Joshua Allen Harris, installing his art over the ventilation grates in New York City. He uses bits of garbage bags and plastic sheeting to create his animated animals and monsters. Click the video to watch.
That’s art. This isn’t.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 881 to Homeschool: Your Special Needs Child Won’t Get Lost on Subway Coming Home From Rape Session
Jul 10th
What is it about special needs teachers that make them want to molest their students? See here, here, here, and here. Is it all the hugging? Or is it that they think these disabled kids won’t blab to the cops? Meet Mandi Weeks. She just got married last October, but that didn’t stop her from sending hundreds of emails of a sexual nature to one disabled child. When the kid got lost after a hard-core rape session and didn’t come home on time, the Mom reported him missing. Cops searched his computer looking for clues to where he would be and discovered dirty emails from the Weeks.
From 1010Wins here:
A special education teacher has been having sex with a 15-year-old disabled student.
Police arrested 27-year-old Mandi Weeks, a teacher at the Devereux Foundation Red Hook campus in Dutchess County, Monday in Queens.
Weeks has been charged with two counts of third-degree rape, three counts of third-degree sexual act, endangering the welfare of a child, and two counts of third-degree sexual abuse.
The abuse occurred at the student’s home and in a parking lot, both of which are located in Queens. The boy, who is a resident student at the school and lives on campus, was home on break when the alleged abuse happened.
Police learned of the relationship between the student and Weeks after the boy got lost after getting on a subway Monday to find Weeks. The boy’s mother reported him missing and police went through his computer in search of leads and found inappropriate e-mails to him from Weeks.
John O’Keefe, the Executive Director of the Devereux Foundation, says Weeks has been a teacher at the school since Feb. 2007. He says she has been fired and is not allowed back on the campus.
I wonder how long it will take for Mandi’s husband to file for divorce? Certainly getting sloppy seconds from a retarded boy should qualify as grounds in New York State.
From Mandi’s MySpace page, you find out that working with these wonderful children has driven her to smoke cigarettes. But I suspect that is only because they taste so good after sex.
About me:
I got married October 7, 2007. We have 4 cats and 2 kittens. We live in a log cabin in the woods. I work in a residenial school for students with multiple disabilities which is extremely stressful. My students verbally and physically assault me almost on a daily basis. And people wonder why I started smoking. Hey, at least they are ultra lights. ….as if Klonopin 3 times a day wasn’t enough.
Klonopin is used in the treatment of panic disorders. I guess the fear of getting busted sleeping around with retarded kids makes some people a little panicky.
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