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Posts tagged iphone
Engineer Guy: How an Accelerometer Works
May 22nd
Okay, so you have a smart phone that rotates its screen depending on how you hold it. Nice, right? But I bet you don’t understand how the hell it does that. Especially from a chip that is only microns in size. Watch this and be smarter. Thank me.
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Man Outed as Gay Left With Bad Taste in Mouth
May 4th
Files can easily be recovered from old phones and PDAs, including smartphones. Don’t dispose of one unless you are certain the data cannot be recovered. Otherwise, don’t complain if someone steals your deleted data or outs you as gay on facebook. Here is a post on how to wipe data from an iPhone/iPad.
From the DenverChannel here:
He left the store just before closing. Not even 30 minutes later, a posting from his old Android phone appeared on his Facebook account. The status message read “I am gay. I’m coming out.” Dewberry didn’t write the posting, nor is he gay.
Dewberry said he accidentally left his Facebook and other accounts logged in on his old phone. When the message was posted his new phone hadn’t even been activated.“Calls started coming in immediately to my house phone,” Dewberry told 7NEWS Reporter Don Champion. “Friends, ex-spouses, they were all calling.”
Dewberry said the 9:19 p.m. time stamp from the message told him it was a Best Buy employee who made the posting. The next day he called the store and filed a complaint with a manager. Days later Dewberry said he was told the employee involved was fired.
“It just put a bad taste in my mouth,” Dewberry said. “My reputation has been tarnished and they’re responsible for it.”
Being gay puts lots of bad tastes in your mouth. Just ask door-knob licking gay bully Dan Savage.
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Shep Flips His Lid Over AT&T Throttling
Feb 17th
This dude makes bank at Fox and he is losing his mind over his AT&T data plan and its overages and bandwidth throttling. He declares its like getting free crack for a year and then having to pay?
I get overages on occasion, but its 10 bucks per gig. Not too bad. My biggest complaints with AT&T is their saturated networks in large urban areas and airports.
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Christmas Ingrates Put to Music
Dec 27th
You know, I’m proud to live in a country where there is so little poverty and everyone has a high standard of living, but Jeez, these kids of the current and next generation are spoiled and GET OFF MY LAWN!!
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This is Why I Have a 16 Char iTunes PW
Dec 10th
Freemium games are free downloadable games that, if you want more fun and more action, you purchase power ups. Just like anything Zynga makes. And if you are one of those nimrods who purchased something to make your Farmville farm grow better or make your cows happier? Shame on you. Watch these kids in the video below max out their Dad’s credit card with glee playing TapFish.
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SIRI Won’t Say How to Abort Your Baby
Nov 30th
That Rapscallion Steve jobs programmed some sort of twisted morality into his iPhone prior to shuffling off his mortal coil according to an emergent lawsuit by the ACLU against Apple. Apparently, you can ask Siri, the voice activated AI helper app how to find a prostitute and how to hide a dead body, but it won’t tell you how to find an abortion clinic. And boy howdy, those leftists are pissed now.
From CNET here:
It’s funny how Siri works. She will tell you where you can find an escort, drugs, or guns but can’t seem to help if you are seeking birth control or abortion clinics.
Today, the ACLU launched a petition that asks Apple to fix the “glitch” in the voice-activated service on the iPhone 4S so it provides useful information to people seeking information on reproductive resources.
Siri spews out information in response to all sorts of controversial queries, including “where can I get some dope” and “where can I dump a dead body,” notes the blog that first reported on the problem. And if you are desperate for some physical intimacy it will refer you to escort services, as well.
So vices appear to be fine, but Siri has a problem with reproductive information. CNET tested Siri, asking for “abortion clinics” and “birth control” and was told “I don’t see any” in both instances. But when asked “where can I shoot a gun?” Siri supplied the name of a gun shop 20 miles away.
Maybe this proves that Siri is smart and just doesn’t want anything to do with the decision to abort a baby. But it certainly proves that the ACLU wants to sue its way into your internet search results.
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Video of Me Using iPhone Drunk
Aug 4th
Well, not quite, but similar. My pants are bigger and I’m more hairy.
I swear the monkey was either going to chuck the iPhone, pee on it, eat it, or try to get it pregnant. What a disappointing video!
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6 PM Music: Steve Shane – “Every Pretty Smile”
Jun 30th
I like this video for a couple of reasons- First, it was recommended by the lovely ladies of TeamUnicorn, and second, its iPhones. The music isn’t bad either.
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Angry Birds for the BlackBerry
Jan 6th
My brother posted a facebook reference the other day about all the birds dying by the thousands that people need to understand that “the pigs took the eggs and its a tower level.” Those that have blackberries didn’t understand the reference at all. Well perhaps they will understand it now that this new screenshot has been released for the Angry Birds game on Blackberry:
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The Angry Birds Peace Treaty
Nov 22nd
I am a huge Angry Birds fan. I have burned up hours of play time in airports and spare time getting my three stars on all levels and unlocking the hidden eggs. At long last, however, the pigs and the birds have set down at the table to end their mutual hostilities.
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There is an App for That. Really?
Aug 18th
Yes, really.
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iPhone 4 Has Antenna Problems
Jun 24th
If you are right handed and hold the iPhone in your left hand like most people do while accessing the touch pad, you will short out the bluetooth and 3G antennas causing calls to drop!
The “Geniuses” at the Apple store have been handing out free rubber bumper covers for these phones to people standing in line to complain about it.
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The Gayest Thing I’ve Seen iPhone Do This Week
Mar 22nd
MobileCrunch says its the coolest, but I wholeheartedly disagree. First, no one likes soccer. Second, I thought styrofoam was harmful to the environment or something?
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Google Goggles Coming to iPhone
Dec 10th
This application has the potential to launch search technology to a new level. I want this on my iPhone. Its on the Droid now, but will be coming to iPhone soon.
From PCWorld Here:
Google Goggles: Android and Beyond
I confirmed with Google this morning that the Goggles app will indeed reach other platforms. You may not want to hold your breath, however, for the Android exclusivity to end.
“It is our intention to quickly develop Goggles for the most popular mobile handsets and platforms,” Google’s Katie Watson tells me. “Unfortunately, we don’t have a specific timeframe to share.”
I certainly hope they get Goggles finished up soon. Its almost Christmas and I don’t want Bruce Willis to kill that guy.
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iPhone Worm RickRolls Jailbreakers
Nov 9th
For those that are never gonna give up jailbroken iPhones, beware. A new worm is taking advantage of insecure settings on the phone’s SSH service to upload a new background on vulnerable systems- that of 80′s pop star Rick Astley. The picture promises to never let you down or desert you.
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From Dark Reading here:
Users of insecure, jailbroken iPhones are reporting their smartphones have been hit by a worm that turns their lock wallpaper to that of 1980s pop star Rick Astley.
It may seem mostly harmless with its wallpaper-changing payload, but the first-ever worm to spread via iPhones could be an omen of more sinister attacks to come.
SophosLabs is warning iPhone users who have jailbroken their devices to ensure they have not left their smartphones open to infection.
Affected users in Australia have reported the wallpaper shown when they lock their iPhones is changed to an image of 1980s British pop star Rick Astley, with a message:
“ikee is never going to give you up”
The worm, which could have spread to other countries, is capable of breaking into jailbroken iPhones if their owners have not changed the default password (“alpine”) after installing SSH. Once in place, the worm hunts for other iPhones that are similarly vulnerable on the mobile phone network, and installs itself again.
I have often wondered when botnets are going to spread by iPhone. Could you imagine an App that allows you to participate (freely or otherwise) in a denial of service attack against a website? Remember the Iranian elections? If you could have had an app that sent traffic designed to bring down a site, would you have used it?
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New iPhone App Tells You to Pee
Aug 13th
I could have used this new iPhone app today when I was watching Harry Potter. A new iPhone app lets you know when there is a lull in the movie, including its duration so you can run to the bathroom and take a much needed leak. Thanks to Technically Correct, who has all the details here.
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Steve Jobs Used iAnesthic to Get iSurgery and Received iLiver
Jun 20th
Steve Jobs has been out of work to receive his own upgrade. Lets hope his bio-developers are as good as the ones at Apple.

From the WSJ here:
Steve Jobs, who has been on medical leave from Apple Inc. since January to treat an undisclosed medical condition, received a liver transplant in Tennessee about two months ago. The chief executive has been recovering well and is expected to return to work on schedule later this month, though he may work part-time initially.
So I think we can rule out alcohol as the cause of the failed liver, which leaves autoimmune or hepatitus as the culprit.

Remember, as House would say, it’s Not Lupus.
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Quit Your Job to Make iPhone Apps?
Mar 24th
Some women are becoming strippers in this age of economic woes, chasing cash dollar by dollar. They use a pole.

Meanwhile, geeks just chase dollars by coding iPhone apps and hope the sales hit the top 25. Then they use that money to pay the strippers.
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My iPhone Talks Smack to Blackberries
Feb 23rd
I am constantly having to keep my iPhone on mute because it gets all uppity around older technologies and it gets embarrassing sometimes. Just like in this video below, stolen shamelessly from [GAS].
Beard of Bees. LOL
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My iWife is iJealous of My iPhone
Jan 8th
The first week at my new job is going great and although I’m drinking from a firehose right now, things couldn’t be better. I actually look forward to coming into work now. One of the perks of the new job is that the company is paying for my new cellphone, up to a certain dollar amount. And since the iPhone was under that amount, that’s what I got. I like it a LOT, but it sucks in one major way- There is no copy and paste. So if I want to blog from my phone, you can fuggedaboutit, since everything from urls to photos are dependent on that. But did you see the new computer Apple is releasing? The iWheel shown here:
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
It has no keyboard, and I’m certain it also has no copy and paste feature.
My wife grabs my iPhone whenever I’m not looking and is downloading apps and playing games on it, and has vowed that if I ever get her one she will be spending mega-cash on iTunes, which isn’t going to make me buy her one any faster. Those .99 songs add up quick.
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