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Crazy Suffolk Mom Moons Schoolbus; Gets Jailtime
May 24th
A scrawny woman, upset that he kid can’t behave on the schoolbus, thought she’d pick a fight with the bus driver who complained about her son’s behavior. She mooned the bus driver and earned a jail sentence.
Suffolk mom accused of mooning school bus
From HamptonRoads here:
A mother of a middle school student was convicted of disorderly conduct this week after mooning her son’s bus driver and the roughly 45 students riding the bus.
Lisa Marie Grant, 34, of Suffolk was sentenced to six months in jail with all but one month suspended and fined $250 for the misdemeanor, according to court records.
Also on Tuesday, a General District Court judge found Grant not guilty of an indecent exposure charge.
Lisa is 34 but looks like she’s had a rough life already. And nice hair color for the TV interview. Some advice- Behave.
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Decapitated Birds in Vegas Stays in Vegas
May 24th
Meet Justin Teixeira. His family is paying big bucks to make him a rich elite Democrat by sending him to law school in Berkeley. Between studying his books, Justin and his buddies like to go to Vegas and rip the heads off of rare exotic birds at the Flamingo hotel.
From Breitbart here:
A 26-year-old law school student at the University of California in Berkeley pleaded no contest Wednesday for his role in the beheading of an exotic bird at Flamingo Hotel’s wildlife habitat on the Las Vegas Strip. Hazhir Kargaran is the third Berkeley student to be charged for the incident that occurred October 12.
Justin Teixeira (pictured above) is currently awaiting trial for allegedly grabbing a helmeted guinea fowl named Turk and decapitating it.
Justin is definitely doing Vegas wrong. Play some games, see a show, have some beverages, grab a nice meal at a buffet and enjoy the pool. For some reason, Justin’s to-do list included choking a prehistoric chicken.
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Bongs Away!! Amanda Bynes Arrested For Throwing Bong Out HighRise NYC Window
May 24th
Former Nickelodeon TV star and current Choom Gang hottie Amanda Bynes was arrested by police for drug possession, endangering the public and tampering with evidence. Cops went to investigate the roiling cloud of pot smoke from her high-rise apartment and a choking, red-eyed Bynes threw a foot-long bong out the 36 story window into the streets below. And she wore this ridiculous blonde wig to disguise herself:
From the DailyMail here:
Amanda Bynes was taken away by police in handcuffs after being arrested for reckless endangerment after throwing a foot-long bong out of the window of her 36th floor New York apartment.
The incident came after police arrived to speak to the troubled actress about her alleged marijuana use on Thursday night.
She was then taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation before being booked at the police station for criminal of possession of marijuana, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence.
If she keeps smoking all that dope she’ll never lose the weight. Pot make you Howngry, or so I’m told.
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May 23rd
Just like so many other people!
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Anyone Wanna Buy Natural Bridge?
May 23rd
One of my favorite places in Virginia is up for sale. Natural Bridge, along with its quaint 1930′s-era hotel is up for sale.
From WTOP here:
A Virginia landmark and tourism attraction once owned by Thomas Jefferson is up for sale.
The privately owned Natural Bridge, north of Roanoke, is being put on the market, along with Natural Bridge Caverns and a 150-room hotel.
Roanoke-based Woltz & Associates is marketing the tourist attraction.
Woltz & Associates owner and president Jim Woltz tells The Roanoke Times (http://bit.ly/Z2ioIT) the 1,600-acre property will be divided and listed by tracts. Potential buyers could purchase only the 215-foot-high limestone arch, or every tract.
The property’s primary owner is Washington, D.C., businessman Angelo Puglisi. Woltz says Puglisi wants the bridge to remain open to the public.
Natural Bridge is a gem of a place for a getaway. I think it would be sad to slice up their land and use it for homes- but hopefully the bridge and the hotel will be preserved.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cannon-Balling the Downsy Dolphin
May 22nd
Two jackasses in Florida could be facing Federal charges for messing with the downsiest of dolphins, the beloved ass-faced manatee.
From Breitbart here:
Three men could face federal wildlife abuse charges after a video showed a man jumping onto two manatees in a South Florida canal, officials say.
The video, posted on Facebook and YouTube, was recorded a year ago in a Cocoa Beach neighborhood. The Orlando Sentinel reported Tuesday.
A man and two friends are shown in the video luring an adult manatee and a calf close to a dock with fresh water from a hose.
The adult manatee is jumped on by one of the men cannonball-style. The calf is almost hit too. The manatees try to swim away as the men laugh and the diver swims back to the dock.
Federal manatee harassment charges are expected to be filed against the men, say investigators with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
Dumbasses. Hope the penalty is expensive.
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Foxit Reader Site Hosting Criminal Credit Carders Gangs
May 22nd
For a while I’ve been using Foxit Reader as a substitute to the chronically vulnerable Adobe Acrobat PDF reader. But after today, I might have to go back to Adobe. It seems that Foxit.Com is running a bulletin board on their domain that they just don’t seem to give two shits about. And it is full of Credit Carder gangs swapping credit card numbers, CVVs, stolen banking information and more. If foxit pays so little attention to items that get posted on their own website, how much attention are they really paying to the security of their own product?
RT @rickchisholm: @briankrebs @foxitsoftware FoxIt secretly a huge carder empire? forums.foxitsoftware.com/forum/portable… < yes, below stickies=bad ads
— briankrebs (@briankrebs) May 22, 2013
Here is a screenshot from hours later with the CC gangs still posting:
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Crowder Explains Jesus VS Muhammad
May 21st
It was nice knowing Steven Crowder. Speaking truth to hate like this will certainly earn him a fatwa. Enjoy.
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Oklahoma, Where the Wind Comes Sweepin’ Down the Plain
May 20th
Those tornadoes in Oklahoma were devastating, and its tragic that lives were lost. Democrats are already trying to blame it on Global Warming, and the fact that Republicans are “deniers” and making trouble somehow. When I was a kid I’d heard all the fear mongering over the weather patterns in the ’70′s. Between shorts of Schoolhouse Rock, they’d have little snippets of kid’s news blaming a new ice age coming for all the bad weather- and know what was freezing the planet? Greedy Americans.
You can see the whole article over at DenisDutton.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Asian Drivers Are Big Problem in Asia
May 20th
Watch the guy on the scooter. He hits everything he can- three cars, another scooter, a bus, and finally the spot you really hope he hits.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...OccuTards Give Farming a Try
May 19th
There is a 12 Acre plot of land owned by the University of California. UC wants to sell the land for development into a strip mall. OccuTards are invading it to plant veggies. This is their video.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Lulzsec Skiddies Get Jail Time
May 19th
It looks like the lulziest thing that the script-kiddies in Lulzsec will do will be to go to jail. Four members of Lulzsec were sentenced last Thursday in a British court.
From LegalInsurrection here:
A British court handed down jail time Thursday to four hackers that were part of a notorious splinter group of the Anonymous hacker collective known as LulzSec.
- Ryan Cleary, 21, aka “ViraL,” received 32 months. Cleary will also receive a separate sentence in connection with a charge of possession of images showing child abuse, to which he pleaded guilty.
- Jake Davis, 20, aka “Topiary,” received two years
- Ryan Ackroyd, 26, aka “Kayla,” received 30 months
- Mustafa Al-Bassam, 18, aka “tFlow,” was given 20-months, though his sentence was suspended for two years. Bassam was still in school when the attacks were carried out, likely a consideration in the Judge’s decision to suspend Bassam’s sentence.
The LulzSec splinter group was largely disrupted after it was revealed in an unsealed indictment in the US that one if its core members, Hector Xavier Monsegur aka “Sabu,” was previously arrested and had been secretly cooperating with the FBI to help infiltrate and disrupt the group. Sabu’s cooperation is believed to have exposed many of the other LulzSec members’ activities and resulted in some of the subsequent indictments.
As mentioned previously, these skiddies are already pretending to be arm-flapping asspies to avoid extradition to the United States to face charges. I just hope those British jail cells allow enough wiggle room for their arm flapping- but if not, there is always the exercise yard.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Dirty Hippies Really Hate Clown Sharks
May 17th
Nothing harshes the buzz of a long-haired hippie like the appearance of the dreaded Clown Shark.
Thanks to Dan for the tip!
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...NFL Star Pisses on IRS Sign
May 16th
He pays taxes too. Funny, you don’t hear any complaints about the IRS from the deadbeats who pay no taxes, right?
“Audit this”- Philadelphia Eagles’ Evan Mathis shared a photo on his Instagram of him peeing on an IRS building sign twitter.com/BleacherReport…
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 15, 2013
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Goblin Robbery at Miami Airport
May 16th
Somewhere in Miami is a goblin who is really pissed right now that he didn’t book his connection through Atlanta. His 40 pound box of gold worth 625,000 dollars was stolen, probably by a TSA agent.
From Local10 here:
A box containing $625,000 in gold arrived at Miami International Airport early Tuesday but disappeared about an hour and a half later, Miami-Dade police say.
An American Airlines plane arrived at Miami International Airport from Guayaquil, Ecuador, and docked at Gate D3 at 4:42 a.m. Tuesday, according to a Miami-Dade Police Department incident report. A group of employees unloaded the plane — including the box containing the gold — and moved it to the other side of the plane about 5:15 a.m.
A tug arrived at the plane from Gate D6, according to the report. It then drove away with the cart holding the plane’s cargo at 5:22 a.m. Surveillance video showed the tug continue to D37 before it entered an alley and disappeared from the video.
The cart was found in front of Gate D19 at 6:20 a.m. but without the box containing the gold.
The report doesn’t indicate who owns the gold or where it was headed. Sources told Local 10 the gold was going to NTR Metals in Doral, a refining and recycling company that deals in precious metals. The business offered no comment to Local 10 about the heist.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Dirty Sheepdog
May 15th
Dirty Sheepdog, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Turned my back for ten minutes to answer some work emails and the dog started digging in the flower bed out front. This muddy puppy is the result.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Creepiest Spine Adjustments Ever
May 15th
And WTF is this guy doing with his fingers in this lady’s mouth??
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Mama Always Told Richard Swanson Not To Play Ball In the Street
May 15th
Richard Swanson quit his job and sold his house and was going to dribble a soccer ball all the way from Seattle to Brazil as a charity stunt. He became roadkill, but at least they saved his soccer ball.
From FoxNews here:
A Seattle man trying to dribble a soccer ball 10,000 miles to Brazil in time for the 2014 World Cup died Tuesday after being hit by a pickup truck on the Oregon Coast.
Police in Lincoln City, Ore., said 42-year-old Richard Swanson was hit at about 10 a.m. while walking south along U.S. Highway 101 near the city limits. He was declared dead at a hospital. The driver has not been charged.
Police said Palmer’s soccer ball was recovered.
Of course everyone is calling this guy an hero for bumming naps on couches and walking to Brazil with a stupid ball. He decided to become a bum who chased his stupid ball into the path of an oncoming truck. Doesn’t sound very heroic to me.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Agent Coulson Lives: Agents of SHIELD is Coming
May 14th
And its produced and written by Joss Whedon. And it looks like its going to be featuring Power Man.
I love that Disney/ABC/Marvel are cranking out great programming, and I hope this series beats the daylights out of NBC’s Crappy Heroes series.
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