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Florida Herons are Badasses

If you’ve ever wondered what happened to the dinosaurs, this settles the question.  This Heron stalks, kills and eats a gopher whole.  I’ve seen white herons in the neighborhood here eat four-foot snakes.  They whip them on the ground breaking the snake’s neck, and then its down the hatch.

Freaky Gargoyle Accident

This is sad.  A woman in Chicago was walking by a church in her neighborhood when a gargoyle jumped off a building and clobbered here.  The Taiwanese animators have taken on this story: Gargoyles...

Scaly Neighbor

This cute little fella lives in the bush under my palm tree. His main job is giving the Missus the heebie jeebies. Cranes love these as snacks so he better keep his head down.

Rumors of War

My kid spends long minutes setting up his battalions to face off against each other on the Acaciawood battlefield. There are rarely any survivors. Sometimes the soldiers succumb to giant sheepdog attacks.

Maryland Murder Mom Deemed Insane

I blogged about the Demon Maryland Murder moms here. They were dope-smoking, Obama Loving, pew-jumping crazed cultish cretins who stabbed two toddlers in an effort to exorcise them of evil. In Maryland, evil is...

USIS Failed Both Primary Missions

USIS is the Federal Contractor that handles the personal information and background checks for people that need secret clearances to work in the Federal Government. As such, they really only have two primary goals:...

Pucker Factor Welding and Cutting

Watch these crazy bastards cut stuff off the mast of the John Hancock tower in Chicago. I used to be a welder and I knew it was a dangerous job, but these guys take it to a different level. Every time his camera shows that he stands up on top of this mast, I think I sharted a little.