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MOTY
There are Definitely Worse Ways to Go
May 15th
My Mom got to enjoy a beautiful Mother’s Day. She went to Church, taught Sunday School, sang in the choir, and enjoyed a nice lunch with my Dad, brother and sister-in-law. Then she went to the grocery store to pick up a few items, and, as is their custom, my parents took a nap on Sunday afternoon- my Mom in her big easy chair and my Dad in his reclining bed.
During her nap the Doctors think she experienced a moment of atrial fibrillation- just a simple irregular heartbeat that she had been tested for but never confirmed- and that abnormal rhythm may have caused some clotted blood to form in her heart and then get pumped into her brain, causing a massive stroke. It was as if her lights had been blinked out.
For a while yesterday morning she was partially aware of her surroundings in the hospital. Should could move one of her arms and could open her eyes and look around as best she could with partial paralysis. She understood that her family was with her, despite her inability to speak. As the doctors were explaining to us that her symptoms would render her permanently disabled, I could see a sadness or sorrow wash across her face. Her greatest fear in life was that she would end up like her own mother- disabled and speechless from a stroke, and the idea briefly dawned on her that this was to be her fate as well.
I think it was at that moment that she prayed for the Lord to take her- and she has been in a deep coma ever since. She is not on any life sustaining medical devices, or monitoring services in the quiet hospice area of the hospital. As I write this, her breathing is becoming more and more strained as the swelling in her brain pushes against the critical functions of her brainstem. Over all, it is probably not a bad way to leave the world. At one moment you are having a very Happy Mother’s Day and the next its like the snap of the fingers and lights out.
All our deepest appreciation to the staff of #Sentara in Hampton for their compassion and care for our Mom. You’ve been wonderful.
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) May 15, 2012
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Time Still Prints Magazines?
May 10th
In the digital age it is surprising that leftist publications still churn out such drivel. Time Magazine thinks they are going to cause a spike in readership by snapping a photo of a three-year-old breast feeding? And keep in mind that this was a fashion pose setting with a photographer that probably had to take several poses before settling on the snapshot of the kid on the stool.
If the photographer had to pose this woman multiple times, and park the kid on her tit, this is just stylized child porn, right? Is the kid really eating? She looks rather small breasted to be lactating. Which makes this child porn, right?
And for an American rag, what’s up with the French and Cricket stories?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...MOTY: Happy Cinco DeMayo Mom Leaves Kid in Car to Chug Margaritas
May 7th
This mother of the year left her two-year-old in a hot car to drink some margaritas at the Honkey Tonk. Too bad someone called the cops to ruin her day of salty and sour drinks.
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Not-So-Happy Meal
Feb 5th
A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack on a McDonald’s Drive Thru by parking your car at the window and refusing to move. You get TASED and your kid goes to foster care.
From the DailyMail here:
Police used a Stun Gun on a woman who had been blocking a McDonald’s drive-thru for more than 20 minutes. Evangeline Lucca, 37, had cut the line and refused to leave before she was served.
Employees, meanwhile, refused to attend to Lucca because she cut the queue.
Lucca bypassed the order screen and the line at the fast food restaurant, instead pulling directly up to the pick-up window Friday afternoon. They told her she had to go around and wait like everybody else did and place her order that way, they weren’t set up at the that window to taker her order.
The woman still refused to move, and police were called after that. Employees told the paper that Lucca often tried to jump the line, but that they finally got sick of it.
When the deputies arrived, they said she was ‘defiant’ to them and was threatening them. Deputies then performed a ‘drive stun’ on her, meaning the device was applied directly to her skin, rather than firing the Taser cartridge.
Her three-year-old daughter was with her and was taken into protective custody.
Stupid woman waited 34 years to have a daughter, she can wait 5 minutes to buy her child a freakin’ Happy Meal. Now she can wait for visitation rights. Actually, I’ve often been tempted to find out what would happen if you blocked a fast food drive-thru lane. Nice to know now that I shouldn’t try that.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Talking About Liposuction for Kids
Jan 5th
This jelly roll needs a few of those £7,000 vouchers to get the fat sucked out of her. And her miscreant child too.
And just think, in a mere 10 years she can get beat up by her first black boyfriend live on the Jerry Springer show.
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Mother of the Year Gets 7YO Daughter Liposuction
Jan 4th
A despicable British woman, Sarah Burge, addicted to plastic surgery, got a voucher for her seven-year-old daughter to get liposuction. Yeesh.
From the Dailymail here:
A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A £7,000 voucher for liposuction. Little Poppy Burge received the gift in her Christmas stocking after her mother, a 51-year-old plastic surgery addict known as The Human Barbie, decided it would ‘come in handy’.
‘I put the voucher in her stocking – there’s nothing wrong with that,’ she said. ‘She asks for surgery all the time. She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy. I see these vouchers as investing in her future – like saving money for her education.’
Miss Burge, who has spent more than £500,000 on her own surgical enhancements is determined to transform her daughter into a glamour model.
This self absorbed freakish woman is going to ruin this child. But then again, Poppy Burge is a solid 4 and needs all the help she can get.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Single Mom Skips Town for Two Days; Hires Kid Toucher on Craigslist to Babysit
Nov 22nd
This is a tragic and bizarre story courtesy of Rob Taylor here. A stupid single Mom who needed to get out of town for a couple of nights turned to Craigslist to find her babysitter. As a shock to no one, the lowest bidder for overnight kid watching was a disgusting blinkie-eyed high voiced child molester.
What a bad decision maker this failure of a mother is- can’t keep a man, can’t keep the support of family to watch the kids, and thinks that leaving town for a couple of nights is okay, and picks the worst possible babysitters, using the worst possible online resource.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Idiot Occupiers Get Baby Taken by Child Protective Services
Nov 4th
This is an older couple too, someone who should have their pathetic lives well and squared away by now. But when you take an infant into a situation where you are surrounded by lowlifes, drug users, bums and commies, of course Child Protective Services will pay you the visit you deserve.
From CBS here:
A homeless family living at the ‘Occupy Dallas’ camp said that they will find a new place to stay in order to keep their baby. CBS 11 News was on the scene as officers with the Dallas Police Department and Child Protective Services took custody of the 9-month-old boy on Thursday afternoon.
Brian and Cathy Carpich said that they met with CPS and were told that the camp was, in their words, an unhealthy living environment. The couple cannot get their boy, Zachariah, back until their living situation improves.
There were plenty of tears coming from the family after they returned from a meeting with a woman who they called their CPS caseworker. “It’s not against the law,” pleaded Brian Carpich. “We’ve not broken any laws.”
That kid probably has a much better chance at life living with foster parents than with anyone associated with Occupy Wall Street.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Cruel Joke on Children Proves to Never Listen to Jimmy Kimmel
Nov 3rd
This is an astonishingly cruel joke to play on a kid after Halloween, and Jimmy even expresses his own disbelief at the amount of crying.
And all those parents doing this just to post a cruel video online for Jimmy Kimmel? What’s wrong with these parents?
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Banking Your Boobage
Feb 24th
Working mothers are outsourcing their breastmilk to total strangers on Facebook. So not only will they not stay home with the kids, they won’t pump themselves, and now they won’t bother to have the lactic libations screened for disease and drugs.
From CBS here:
Jessica Elways believes in the benefits of breast milk for her seven month old daughter Penelope, but keeping a steady supply hasn’t been easy.
“I work 45 to 50 hours a week. My supply started to dip, and since I work in retail I can’t pump as much during the day,” she said.
She needed something other mothers have and turned to the Facebook site “Eats on Feets” to find it. Mothers like Jocelyn Tremblay who are willing to donate their breast milk.
The Mothers’ Milk Bank of New England, based in Newton said “There are times when moms can be transmitting things to babies they don’t even know about,” said Executive Director Naomi Bar-Yam. The milk bank screens and processes breast milk for distribution to needy babies for $4.25 an ounce.
Unlike a milk bank, “Eats on Feets” is an exchange with no regulations and no fee. Jessica Elways doesn’t mind the risk. “I think breast milk has the most benefits, they get the antibodies they need,” she said. It’s a mother-to-mother bond that’s based on trust.
If you breastfeed for the first few weeks the baby gets all of her antibodies she will need. There is a reason women begin to dry up at 6 months- the child’s dietary needs begin to change. Feeding your kid a stranger’s milk is dangerous and gross and absolutely unnecessary. If she’s too poor to afford formula she can sign up for public assistance that will provide the milk the baby needs.
Thanks to Robb, who must have a google alert setup for things like “boobs in the news.” His suggestion was to get in early on the ‘wimmin milkin’ bidness.’
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Fantastic Rap Song Aimed at Horrible Moms
Jan 28th
So, you’re young, couldn’t keep your knees together, didn’t bother to use birth control and abortion wasn’t an option. What now? If there was only some place you could dump your baby? Thank God this group was there with this awful rap song.
Yes, I do think safe havens are good alternatives to the horrifying option of dumping or murdering a newborn. But if someone wanted to make a rap song about abstinence or using birth control wouldn’t that be a bit more heartwarming? Hey, how about a rap song about not being a stupid teenage whore?
And hey, the Boston setting- The dark stage- The bad singing and bad rhyming- Where have I seen something like that before? Oh yeah, when I was 6 watching the Zoom kids!
Anyone else remember the Zoom kids? Am I the only one who is constantly reminded of Zoom kids when I see someone wearing a striped rugby shirt?
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(2 votes, average: 5.50 out of 6) Loading ...Horrible Mother Complains About Horrible Father
Jan 14th
Meet Ashley Bradley. She is a really stupid woman who has absolutely no common sense and makes horrifying decisions. She decided to have frequent sex with a known felon, then decided not to use birth control, and then decided to keep the child and then decided to let the father be around the child. Now she made a decision to go on television and complain that her two-year-old crotch-spawn from a prison rat was photographed bagging pot at the father’s flophouse apartment.
“Oh no! A no-good villainous man who I allowed to inseminate me, beat on me! Then I went through his pictures and found out he’s not a good father too!”
What a stupid sow. How can this behavior be a surprise to this woman? What? Was he wining and dining you and sending you flowers and chocolates while you courted him for a year prior to your marriage? Or did you bang this wretch in the backseat of your car while he was taking a break from dealing drugs? Child protective services should put this kid in a decent home before its too late.
And yet another violent marijuana user shatters the notion that pot makes you mellow.
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Putting Your Daughter on the Pole Early
Jan 13th
Earns you a nice jump in line on the way to hell.
This is why some women are so screwed up in our society. Moms, stop sexualizing your daughters. Its disgusting and wrong. One comment on the YouTube pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter:
Besides, you gotta get these kids the right shoes.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Mom Feminizes Her Toddler and Then Signs Book Deal
Jan 4th
The first candidate for Mother of the Year is this woman, Cheryl Kilodavis who dressed her little boy as a princess for Halloween, then paraded him on television and wrote a book for a huge sum of cash.
So even if this was a phase the little boy Dyson was going through, there is no going back on it now that there is a book deal and he has been exposed as a 4-year-old transvestite. The boy will be taunted and teased. Good job, Mom!
Rather than get the kid checked for health or emotional imbalances, just commit whole-heartedly to forcing your kid to grow up to service truckers at a truckstop as a painted trollop. Good plan. God forbid you tell him dressing like a girl is wrong. Maybe little Dyson will commit a hate crime by killing himself just like Tyler Clementi did.
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Is a Creepy Mom Less Creepy With Makeup?
Dec 10th
Okay, which is creepier? A mom doublefeeding her 6 year old boy and infant while wearing full makeup?
Or when she’s not wearing any makeup and feeding a starving 6 year old boy?
I think its creepy that her little kid is staring at me through the picture with a mouthload of boob! There is a story on this if you care to read it here-
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Mother of the Year Spotted at Drug Store
Nov 14th
As a Dad of a toddler, I understand the urge to strap one of those leashes to a child. I really do. But with dedication and attentiveness, I got our kid past the phase where he would just try to dart off anywhere. We used a skill called “parenting” and another one called “discipline.” If you use a leash on your kid, I don’t strongly disapprove, and I won’t criticize, because like I said, I know where you’re coming from. But Dammit!
Don’t drag them through Walgreens.
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Mother of the Year’s Microwave Murder Overturned
Nov 5th
Remember this heinous bitch China Arnold? She was busy cooling her heels in the jail for the rest of her life when her conviction for microwaving her 28day old baby was overturned. Her defense successfully, it seems, used “a random little black kid did it” defense.
From Dayton here:
The Second District Court of Appeals has reversed the conviction of China Arnold for the death of her daughter in a microwave oven.
The conviction was reversed based on prosecutorial misconduct and the recantation of the state’s star witness, Linda Williams. Williams came forward and said that she lied to the jury about Arnold confessing that she put her daughter Paris Talley in a microwave oven.
“We believed in China’s innocence since the first day,” Rion said Friday morning. He vowed that his law team and Arnold’s family would continue to fight until Arnold is free.
Arnold’s first trial ended in a mistrial in February after a man came forward and said his son, then about 5, saw another boy put the child in a microwave.
The only thing worse than cooking your newborn in a microwave is the inability of a court system to put you away for life for doing it.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Parenting Shocker
Nov 2nd
This is what your second grader is really learning at school: 2 in the Goo, 1 in the Poo.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Farmville Makes Woman Kill Her Baby
Oct 28th
Alexandra Tobias was so hooked on the gayest online game ever, Farmville, that she throttled her infant child to death because her crying was interrupting the incredible action of this farming game.
From Jacksonville here:
A Jacksonville mother charged with shaking her baby to death has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder.
Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested after the January death of 3-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson. She told investigators she became angry because the baby was crying while she was playing a computer game called FarmVille on the Facebook social-networking website.
Do they have Farmville in jail? I know that a bunch of giant lesbians will be trying to pick this little girl’s tomatoes ifyaknowwhutImean.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Mom Facebook Filter
Oct 11th
My brother refuses to friend our own mother on Facebook. His inlaws are equally denied the privelege of becoming digital BFF’s. Why? Because you don’t want to have to worry about applying your own filters. But maybe this new Facebook app will be a solution:
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