Mother of the Year Spotted at Drug Store

As a Dad of a toddler, I understand the urge to strap one of those leashes to a child. I really do. But with dedication and attentiveness, I got our kid past the phase where he would just try to dart off anywhere. We used a skill called “parenting” and another one called “discipline.” If you use a leash on your kid, I don’t strongly disapprove, and I won’t criticize, because like I said, I know where you’re coming from. But Dammit!

Don’t drag them through Walgreens.