I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Fantastic Rap Song Aimed at Horrible Moms
So, you’re young, couldn’t keep your knees together, didn’t bother to use birth control and abortion wasn’t an option. What now? If there was only some place you could dump your baby? Thank God this group was there with this awful rap song.
Yes, I do think safe havens are good alternatives to the horrifying option of dumping or murdering a newborn. But if someone wanted to make a rap song about abstinence or using birth control wouldn’t that be a bit more heartwarming? Hey, how about a rap song about not being a stupid teenage whore?
And hey, the Boston setting- The dark stage- The bad singing and bad rhyming- Where have I seen something like that before? Oh yeah, when I was 6 watching the Zoom kids!
Anyone else remember the Zoom kids? Am I the only one who is constantly reminded of Zoom kids when I see someone wearing a striped rugby shirt?
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Wow! Those were amazingly annoying. I think my younger brother used to watch the Zoom thing, but I think he did it to drive me crazy since the singing was astoundingly awful. Thanks for bringing up that PBS fail; I haven’t had my eye twitch like that in a very long time!