Drunk Single Mom Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot; Wears Cheeseburger for Flip Flops

Its tough to be a single mom. You have to work late at a bar, get wasted while the kid sleeps at Granny’s, and the only man you can date insists on banging you in the Waffle House parking lot. And when you get arrested for having sex in public, sometimes you confuse cheeseburgers for your flip flops. Life is all about choices, and Rachel Gossett is doubling down on making all the wrong ones.

From the DailyMail here:

It’s well known that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to some poor decision-making, which in the case of one Georgia woman meant having sex in public and then trying to wear a sandwich on her feet.

Rachel Gossett, 25, and Frank Lucas, 27, were arrested November 3 and cited for public drunkenness and loitering after the pair were busted having sexual intercourse in a pickup truck outside a Loganville Waffle House.

Gossett was so inebriated that she stuck her foot inside a cheeseburger, thinking it was her sandal.

The 25-year-old woman had a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit, while her partner in crime was only slightly more sober.

Gossett need repeated prompting from the cops as she sat impassively in the passenger seat.
‘When the female finally got dressed she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal,’ the report stated.

According to Gossett’s Facebook page, the woman has a young daughter, and she recently got a new job working as a server at a local bar and grill.

The police report says Rachel is 25, but she looks 35. And that stupid eyebrow piercing is just another clue as to her superhuman powers of poor decision making. I think she might be up for the mother of the year award.