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Reason 330 to Homeschool: Retarded Leftists Somehow Find Teaching Jobs
May 20th
Listen to this stupid teacher, reported in YouTube comments to be Tanya Dixon-Neely, try to say that it is illegal to criticize Barack Obama. How is it that this woman got into a teaching position when she is clearly unqualified to be an educator? Not only is she stupid as a bag of hammers, she also can’t seem to control her classroom environment.
Good for this kid exposing his teacher as the fraud she is. You can see the original story here. Thanks to JennQPublic:
So messed up. RT @FirstTeamTommy: This woman has no business teaching. MT @fran_chambers: bit.ly/KoMbj3
— Jenn Taylor (@JennQPublic) May 20, 2012
Update: According to JammieWearingFool this teacher was given a suspension with pay.
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Reason 376 to HomeSchool: Special Ed Slut Won’t Have a Threesome With Your 13 YO & Friend
Mar 17th
Meet Holly Lopez. She teaches math to special needs kids and lives in a town called “Pflugerville.” She sent over 1000 txt messages to her 13 year old student and lover. At some point this slut decided it would be a good idea to have a threesome with her paramour and his bestie. Hilariously, someone bragged and the cops found out.
From the DailyMail here:
A special education teacher has been arrested after having sex with a 13-year-old student and his 14-year-old friend. Holly Lopez, 32, of Pflugerville is accused of contacting the two by text message before driving to the older boy’s home on February 11 for sex with both teens. Lopez also provided the two boys with condoms.
Lopez is listed as a special education teacher at Lexington Middle School in Lexington, about 50 miles east of Austin.
She had been helping the younger boy with math. Police found about 1,100 text messages exchanged between Lopez and one of the two boys before and after the February incident.She was arrested at her home on Thursday and charged with aggravated sexual assault and having an improper relationship with a student.
What kind of woman would let two children ride train on her? I wonder if the government provided those condoms to her for free like all Democrat women are now demanding?
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Reason 375 to HomeSchool: Fat Lesbo Teacher at Christian Private School Won’t Rape Your Daughter
Mar 17th
For some reason Kings Way Christian School hired a blimp-sized woman to be a phys-ed coach. Kyley Allworth, 29, looked more like she coached pie eating contents, but in her position, she overpowered a 17-year old female student and sexually assaulted her for a few weeks until the victim or someone else turned the fat lesbian child predator in to the cops.
From the DailyMail here:
A former Christian school coach, councilor, librarian and wife accused of sexual relations with an underage girl appeared in a Washington courthouse Wednesday to face federal charges.
Kyley Allworth, 29, entered the Vancouver courtroom wearing a blue suicide-prevention vest while facing charges of sexual contact with the student eight times while warning the girl to stay quiet.
According to investigators speaking with the victim, Allworth warned her, ‘I could get into trouble’ and ‘I could go to jail’ if their relations were revealed.
The sexual encounters first began on February 24 at both the school and the affiliated First Church of God
Allworth was arrested four days after their last reported encounter on March 13 following an anonymous report accusing their relationship.Allworth, the school’s assistant basketball coach for both the high school and sixth-grade teams, as well as an assistant librarian and lunch room and recess monitor, resigned from her job on March 9. Prior to her work at the King’s Way school, Allworth worked for a non-profit group called AWARE that discourages teens from 12 to 18-years of age from doing drugs, drinking, as well as having sex before marriage.
She is being charged with three counts of felony first-degree sexual misconduct with a minor.
If you watch the video, you can tell that, despite the school running background checks on all employees, the news team seems quite distressed that there are no requirements to run background checks on assistant librarians at public schools. Its laughable to think that some type of government intervention in private schools would somehow stop these latent sex predators from harming kids. Background checks haven’t stopped the thousands of rapes by teachers in public schools.
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Reason 797 to HomeSchool: Convicted Rapist Teacher Won’t Come Back for More
Mar 13th
Remember this horrible excuse for a human being? This is Lisa Lovoie. Right out of the chute from community college classes for a teacher’s degree, this whoreish hag stuffed a 15 year old child up her vagina. She was convicted in Massachusetts for raping her victim, but the retarded judge gave her no prison time. Judge said she wouldn’t reoffend and gave her 5 years probation. Her probation officer did a sneak inspection of her home and found her victim, now 18, hiding in the closet.

From the DailyMail here:
Lisa Lavoie, 26, a former teacher convicted of having sex with a 15-year-old student in 2009 has been re-arrested – after her teen victim was found hiding in her closet.
Lavoie had been spared jail after the judge in her trial said he did not believe she was a sexual predator. She was given a sentence of five years’ probation in January 2011, after pleading guilty to statutory rape.
Lavoie’s probation included several conditions including that she have no contact with the victim or his family.
Lavoie is a drunken sex predator who needs to stay behind bars until her ovaries shrivel.
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Reason 253 to HomeSchool: Students Wont Swap Porn Vids of Slut Teacher
Mar 8th
I think its safe for Rush to call Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, CA a slut, because she is.
She is also a criminal under the new California law that demands that Porn actresses use condoms.
From the SmokingGun here:
A California middle school teacher has been placed on leave after administrators learned from students that the educator appears in porn videos available online.
Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, was removed from the classroom Monday, three days after pupils reported spotting her in a series of X-rated clips.
In a letter sent yesterday to Haydock parents, school brass noted that they are “asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites.”
Halas can be seen in some of the videos engaging in a wide variety of sexual activity with a partner portraying a delivery man for “Big Sausage Pizza.” Instead of accepting a tip from Halas, the delivery man opens the pizza box and–surprise!–offers her a tip of his own (as seen in one of the below photos).
Oldest porn story in the book. I’m not sure which industry has helped the other more- porn or pizza? Anyways, no one’s kids should be taught by such a disgusting gutterslut. I wonder if Sandra Fluke has been in any online porn? Any volunteers want to scour the interwebs to find that video?
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Reason 622 to HomeSchool: “Diversity” Teacher Won’t Fellate Your 12 Year Old
Mar 6th
Meet Ethel Anderson. She is a language teacher and won the “diversity educator” of the year award for presumably being non-white and female. She felt so good about the award it made her cock-hungry for little boys.
From the DailyMail here:
A ‘teacher of the year’ who was arrested last week for having a sexual relationship with a 12-year-old boy, was secretly recorded admitting the sexual acts they performed on each other.
Ethel Anderson, 29, who is married with a four-year-old child, performed oral sex on the young boy at her Florida home when she was tutoring him.
Anderson admitted performing sex acts on the victim and allowed him to fondle her.
Fifth grade language teacher, Ethel Anderson, 29, who is married with a young child, was hired to tutor a 12-year-old boy. Instead she had a sexual relationship with him.
Anderson faces three counts of lewd battery and two counts of lewd and lascivious molestation. She was released on Saturday on $50,000 bail.
The boy’s mother contacted the Hillsborough Sheriff’s Office after she discovered ‘inappropriate’ text messages from Anderson to her son.When police interviewed the boy, he was able to describe the teacher’s home in detail and also distinguishing stretch marks on her abdomen.
The 29-year-old was a teacher at Mango elementary where she was named diversity educator of the year for 2011. She has now been suspended from her job.
Anderson’s husband, Michael, 30, said he was shocked by his wife’s arrest.
Stretchmarks gave the pedophile away? Crappy teacher, and worse wife and mother. Hey, how many priests have molested young boys? What percentage of that is the number of teachers who have molested their kids over the past decade? I’m beginning to think that all teachers should have to register as a sex offender so we can keep them 100 yards away from any schools.
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Reason 855 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t Bang Your Kid in the Car
Mar 1st
Meet the latest failure in education, Stephanie Cobb. She preyed on a 16 year old boy and spent hours on the cellphone with him and sent thousands of texts to him. One day the victim started feeling suicidal because of the sexual abuse and the cops stepped in.
From the DailyMail here:
Stephanie Cobb, from Volusia County, Florida, was arrested yesterday and charged with unlawful sexual activity with a minor.
The 26-year-old resigned in December after she made a 911 call to report that a friend was sending her suicidal text messages. The anonymous call was traced to Cobb’s cell phone. She had given police the 16-year-old’s name, address and phone number, though when deputies went to the boy’s home he denied feeling suicidal.
Family members told investigators he was in a relationship and that he was ‘in over his head’.
When the teen was interviewed by police, he admitted they were in a relationship, that they had sex inside her car and said they were in love.
Phone records showed that the pair had traded more than 12,000 text messages and talked on the phone more than 500 times over four months.
Cobb was listed in his phone under ‘My Precious Angel’.
Stupid whore went to school to get a teaching degree and has already ruined her life and career before she even put a dent in her student loan payments. Hey whores, stick to stripping. Don’t get a teaching degree.
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Reason 592 to HomeSchool: Special Ed Teacher Won’t Have Two Year Affair With Your Kid
Feb 25th
Christine Powell worked as a Special Ed Teacher so she could take advantage of troubled young teens. One boy, in only the 8th grade, received her special attention, getting busted by colleagues making out with the child. At one point she would drive he and his delinquent friends around in her car and give them get out of class free cards, and let them swim in her pool. Mom finally got a clue that her kid’s teacher was a predator when she found Powell’s underwear under his bed.
From the DailyMail here:
A teacher arrested for having sex with a 16-year-old student was busted when the boy’s mother found her underwear under his bed. Christine Powell, 39, from Middletown, Connecticut, had a two-year relationship with the boy, whom she taught at two schools.
The mother-of-two, who is currently going through a divorce, is also sent the boy naked pictures from her cell phone.
The pair met when she taught him in a special education program at Woodrow Wilson Middle School. She continued to tutor him after he started at Middletown High School, before moving there herself in 2011.
The boy began babysitting her children in 2010. She would drive the boy and his friends around and signed them passes to be late for class.
One colleague visited Powell’s house and found the student and a friend in her pool, while Powell answered the door ‘wearing only a bikini’. Another colleague claimed Powell had locked her classroom door. When she unlocked it, he found Powell alone with the student and they ‘scrambled away‘ from each other on seeing her enter the room.
Eventually, in November 2011, the student’s mother informed police that she was worried her son was having a sexual relationship with Powell. She had found the woman’s Victoria Secret underwear and a class ring with her name on it under her son’s mattress.
When police confronted Powell, she admitted the underwear was hers. They asked if they would find any naked pictures on her iPhone that she sent the boy. ‘She nodded her head and quietly said yes,’. ‘I asked her if it was because they were having sex together, and she said yes. She started to cry and said she was losing her job and going to jail.’
Powell appeared in court on Wednesday and pleaded not guilty to second-degree sexual assault.
This child predator should never gain custody of her children. And how is she not charged with way more than second degree sex assault? And how do you plea not guilty when you confess to a cop? How are the other teachers, who knew something sick was going on allow this to continue? Why no charges against them for failing to report their suspicions?
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Reason 768 to HomeSchool: Spanish Teacher Won’t Rape Your 8th Grader
Feb 24th
Yet another idiot teacher who spends four years in college just to get a teaching degree so she can go to jail after raping a child. This time the woman is Kathryn Murray in Houston. Houston has a rich history of hiring rapist teachers, and this trend continues. Kathryn Murray went over to her student’s house and had sex with him while his parents were away. The victim’s kid brother blew the whistle and notified the cops.
From the Dailymail here:
A middle school was caught having sex with a 15-year-old student in his home when his younger brother, aged 12, walked in on the pair. Kathryn ‘Camille’ Murray, 28, from Houston was arrested on Thursday and charged with sexual assault of a child. She is being held in lieu of $250,000 bond.
Earlier in the week Murray was removed from her post at Memorial Middle School after a report of a then unspecified inappropriate relationship was reported to the principal on February 13.
Murray went to the boys’ house the night of February 11 when his parents were away after he invited her over. The older boy had asked his younger brother in advance if he could invited ‘Mrs. Murry’ over to the home. Around midnight, according to the 12-year-old, he walked in on the pair in bed. He saw a tan bra and used condom on the floor and the teacher and his brother under the covers.
Life and career over at 28. No one will want to hire this sex offender. Guess she will have to start stripping to pay those student loan bills.
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Reason 424 to Homeschool: Your Private School Child Won’t Be Raped Either
Feb 19th
So your kid is a bad apple. He gets kicked out of public school for fighting, skipping class, whathaveyou- and he has to become enrolled in an expensive private school. Getting your kid out of public schools is the best way to prevent rape of your kid. The next best way to prevent the rape is to get the kid homeschooled. Check this fattie public school teacher who got busted banging a black kid in the private school parking lot:
From the DailyMail here:
A teacher has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for having sex with one of her former students, who was just 15 at the time.
Watkins, 39, was a teacher at Sheffield Junior High School in Alabama when she was found having sex with the teenager in the back seat of her car in December 2009.
She admitted to police that the pair were engaging in sexual activity and was fired the next month.
In November last year, she was convicted of second-degree rape and second-degree sodomy
The psychiatrists said that in prison Watkins would not have access to therapy or medication.
The judge handed down a 10-year sentence as well as a further 30 years on probation.
She was banging the kid in the parking lot of a private school according to this article here:
an officer was dispatched to Covenant Christian School off Highway 43 on an alarm call, when the officer discovered Watkins and the teen engaged in a sexual act inside a car near the school.
And the kid was black according to this post here:
“The officer was on an alarm call to the school, when he noticed a car with the windows heavily fogged up.” said one police officer.
Police say the officer found Watkins and the juvenile in the middle of a sexual encounter. The African-American juvenile was a student in Watkin’s class in the 2008-2009 school year.
And a better pic too of when Watkins could afford makeup and a hairstylist. Raping kids will do that to you.
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Reason 610 to HomeSchool: Spanish Teacher is a Puta Violador
Feb 15th
Lisa Kays ran the Spanish club at her High School in Oklahoma city and she used that oportunity to rape and sodomize a 17 Year Old Student. Oh, and apparently she used the school’s email system to communicate about it with the kid.
From the DailyMail here:
Married Spanish teacher, 46, ‘had sex with student, 17, in her classroom and her car’
Lisa Kays, mother of two, ran after-hours Latin club
Husband filed for divorce last month after 26 years of marriageA high school teacher has been arrested on three counts of rape and two of oral sodomy after sexual encounters with a 17-year-old male student.
Lisa Kays, 46, taught Spanish at the school and ran the after-hours Spanish-Latin Club. She was taken away from the Putnam City High School in Oklahoma on Monday and arrested on five counts of sexual assault.
Kays, from Yukon, was held at Oklahoma County Jail on Monday but released after posting bail.
Police said suspicions were raised by an email sent on the internal mail service used on the high school campus.According to the Oklahoman, Kays’ husband Skyler Kays had filed for divorce last month. The estranged couple had been married for 26 years and have two children.
Throw away a career, children, a husband, and your freedom just to get porked? What a fantastic decision maker this teacher is!
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Fools in Ontario Still Worried About WiFi
Feb 14th
Pity the children of Ontario. The adults in the province are themselves so uneducated that they believe that the radiation from wifi hotspots will give kids cancer. Back in 2010 I wrote about the idiots up in Ontario led by a woman named Susan Clarke who led the charge to rip wifi out of schools in Barrie. I think she has influenced a large Catholic Teachers’ Union to do away with the technology in all of the Catholic schools.

Ontario adults typically wrap their noggins in tin foil. Wifi waves bake their brains eh.
From the DailyCaller here:
Wi-Fi has found its way into classrooms across Canada, and the Ontario English Catholic Teacher’s Association (OECTA) believes it “may present a potential health and safety risk or hazard in the workplace,” the National Post reported.
The union’s statement, released earlier this week, targets the increase of wireless devices such as iPads in primary education facilities. Wireless Internet has been made available in 81 school districts in Ontario over the past three years.
“The safety of this technology has not thoroughly been researched and therefore the precautionary principle and prudent avoidance of exposure should be practiced,” the statement read.
“We’re not saying rip them out of the building,” OECTA President Kevin O’Dwyer clarified. “My sense is that there’s enough doubt out there that we should hold off until there’s more research.”
How absolutely retarded of Kevin O’Dwyer. There is more radiation from living inside a brick home than you can derive from electronic wireless communications. But check out the bullshit pseudoscience these addled grownups quote in their position paper here:
Effects from Exposure
There are reports of a number of immediate biological effects that are experienced with exposure, such as; headaches, nausea, dizziness, difficulty concentrating, weakness, pressure in the head, and a racing or fluttering heart (tachycardia).Moreover, students are considered to be more susceptible to microwave radiation because of their age and their earlier stages of development.
Implementation of WiFi technology in schools will produce unprecedented exposure to microwave radiation of approximately 6 hours each school day, 5 days a week, for 40 weeks each year. This will be without any studies being done to determine the effects of either the short-term or long-term effects of this microwave exposure on adults as well as children.
Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity
A portion of the population are estimated to be affected in some way by an environmental sensitivity called electro-hypersensitivity, which is an increased sensitivity to non-ionizing radiation, and may become ill when WiFi is initialized.
Of course there is no proof of any of these outlandish and idiotic claims. And note that it mirrors perfectly with the claims I wrote about in 2010 with Susan Clarke. I’m certain she is behind this junkscience claim.
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Mark Berndt Played Dressup to Molest Kids
Feb 10th
Pretty sure this is a telling sign that Mark Berndt, who fed semen cookies and spoonfulls of sperm to little kids is a flaming gay. Is there anything wrong with that? Should any 60-year old man be allowed anywhere near children dressed like this?
From the DailyMail here:
The new photo is tame compared to some 600 images allegedly seized of Berndt feeding blindfolded students, age six to 10. He is charged with committing lewd acts on 23 children in a five-year period.
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Reason 3 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t Hogtie 3rd Graders and Make Them Eat Semen
Feb 1st
It what seems to be some of the worst teacher on student sexual abuse I’ve ever had the displeasure to see, a pervert teacher in Los Angeles abused boys and girls aged 7 to 10 by tying them up, blindfolding them, and making them eat spoonfuls of his semen. The kids thought it was a game.
View more videos at: http://nbclosangeles.com.
From the LATimes here:
In the fall of 2010, a drugstore photo technician was running a batch of 35-millimeter film when a disturbing image tumbled out of the machine — a child, blindfolded with a white cloth and gagged with clear packing tape. From that first photograph, detectives spent the next year following a trail that led them to a South Los Angeles elementary school.
They say they found acts of staggering depravity.
There were more photos, it turned out — 400 more, traced to an apartment in nearby Torrance, then to a bustling schoolhouse in South Los Angeles. There, a veteran third-grade teacher sought sexual gratification by spoon-feeding his semen to his students.
Mark Berndt, 61, a teacher at Miramonte Elementary School in the community of Florence-Firestone, was charged with 23 counts of committing lewd acts on children.
Additional charges are likely, authorities said: Berndt had taught at Miramonte since 1979, and though test scores indicate that he was an average teacher, he was such a fixture that parents kept in touch with him after their children grew up, frequently inviting him to birthday parties and quinceañeras.
Berndt, who was being held in lieu of $2.3-million bail, regularly told his students that they were going to play a “tasting game,” in which children were blindfolded and, in some cases, gagged with tape, authorities say. The semen appears to have been ingested by the children on a blue plastic spoon and, according to one alleged victim’s father, on cookies.
The alleged victims were boys and girls ages 7 to 10.
Berndt was fired, but he challenged the firing. But in June, he resigned from the district, which allowed him to keep lifetime health benefits provided by L.A. Unified. He also retains his state teachers pension.
What a despicable person this teacher is! At least he gets to keep his benefits, right?
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Reason 47 to HomeSchool: Kids Won’t Eat Drug-Laced Brownies
Jan 27th
Someone brought pot brownies to school in a neighboring county and some kids ate the evidence. So anything with peanuts in it can’t make it through the front door, but drug laced chocolate brownies? That’s fine.
From WTOP here:
The Loudoun County Sheriff’s Department is investigating reports that several students brought “pot brownies” to Farmwell Station Middle School in Ashburn.
Sheriff Mike Chapman said his department was notified about the brownies about 5:45 p.m. Thursday. “We heard about it yesterday, but it apparently happened a day earlier,” Wayde Byard, spokesman for Loudoun County Public Schools, told WTOP.
“We’re still figuring out what happened, since it appears the evidence was eaten by the time we found out.”
Rumors began flying on Facebook and Twitter that students had been expelled.
I remember when they used to teach kids to “Just say no.” That no longer appears to be the case these days. Marijuana use has become a culturally accepted behavior, even in an upscale county like Loudoun Virginia.
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Drunk Middle-Aged High School Principal Doesn’t Want Cougar as School Mascot
Jan 19th
Utah’s Corner Canyon High School’s student body got together and thought the school mascot should be a Cougar. The alliteration is perfect, after all- Corner Canyon Cougars sounds like a kick-ass football team to me. But no. Mary Bailey, the middle-aged principal who frequents bars to pick up young men in their early twenties, thinks that a cougar mascot would be disrespectful to the ladies.
From CBS here:
One Utah school district believes a cougar mascot would be insensitive to women.
The Canyons School District overrode the students top choice of a cougar mascot for their high school that is to be completed in 2013.
Would-be Corner Canyon High School students chose the Cougars as their mascot — a name principal Mary Bailey said carries an ugly connotation that is disrespectful to women.
In popular culture, the cougar is a sexually aggressive middle-aged woman who attracts younger men.
The school board, which consists of six men and one woman, thought the Charger would be more appropriate, which was on the ballot but failed to appeal to students as the cougar had.
Lame. The kids should all show up to school in cougar print.
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Liberal Convert Talks About Helping Domestic Terrorist
Jan 12th
Brandon Darby is a former FBI informant who was once involved in a Domestic terrorist’s scheme to funnel money to suicide bombers in Israel. His conscience got the better of him and he was pivotal in the FBI raiding a crappy teacher’s fake charity. The teacher, Riad Hamad, later suicided himself in a nearby lake to the great relief of all.
Brandon’s story of bravery is detailed in a great post over at BigGovernment here. Be sure to read it all. One highlight:
I helped a group named the Palestinian Children’s Welfare Fund raise money and find individuals to travel to the Palestinian territories to be human shields against the “evil” Israeli Defense Forces. The group’s then-leader, Riad Hamad, even slated me to go there on multiple occasions. Thankfully, I never went.
At one point, Hamad had approached me and shared that he had been able to skim off money that he intended sneak to Palestinian comrades in Israel. I asked him why he needed to sneak anything when he was able to send funds legally. He responded with a detailed analysis of all the ways suicide bombers could get through checkpoints and achieve their goals. I declined and he told me that I had fallen back into my white privilege, but would come back to the revolution soon.
Hamad responded by saying it would be good for white people to get caught in the war on terror and that people would limit what the government could do if the war on terror had whites in Guantanamo instead of just Arabs.
I ended up meeting with the FBI. They were kind and gracious. Hamad and the Palestinian Children’s Welfare Fund were raided. I heard from Hamad one last time. He called me and said it was “just a matter of time.” I asked what he meant. He told me of the raids and said they had taken all of his documents, and that I would know soon. He said he had to go and he did.
His body was found in Austin, TX in Lady Bird Lake a few days later. He apparently chose not to face the consequences of his actions.
Supposedly this crappy teacher’s body was found with duct tape wrapped around his hands and feet and the mosque where he practiced his hatred for jews was appalled that his Muslim body was cut apart during a standard autopsy. Loads of whackjobs out there try to say that this domestic terrorist was assassinated by the feds, but the autopsy concluded that Hamad had bound his own hands and feet to make himself look like a martyr, and to leftists and antisemites, he is.
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Reason 934 to HomeSchool: Word Problems Won’t Involve Whipping Slaves
Jan 9th
Teachers are often worse decision-makers than they are teachers. Case in point: Norcross GA schoolteachers created a cross-curriculum series of test questions that detailed whipping slaves to teach 3rd graders how to multiply and divide. And given that 40 percent of blacks fail to graduate on time, this just proves that teachers are deliberately putting pissed-off kids onto the streets with no hope for the future.
From CBS here:
Figuring out how many oranges were picked by slaves and how many beatings per day Frederick Douglass received was allowed to help teach elementary students their multiplication and division tables at one school.
On Wednesday, nine third-grade math teachers at Beaver Ridge Elementary School were attempting to do a cross-curricular activity with a book the children had read about abolitionist Frederick Douglass in their social studies class. Four of the nine classes wound up sending the assignment home with the students. But when some parents were going over the students’ homework, they became appalled at the nature and language of two questions in particular.
The first asked, “Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?” The other said, “If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in one week?”
The questions are undoubtedly racist and completely inaccurate and unnecessary. Imagine if white teachers had assigned students math problems based on beating blacks? Besides, if Frederick Douglass would pick a few more oranges he wouldn’t have to be beaten so often.
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What Would a Kid Do With a 3D Printer?
Dec 5th
Thanks to Rusty, I now know that there are some seriously dorky children out there, but this one wears it proudly, is unafraid of public speaking, and has great presentation skills. Ever seen anyone give a Standing O to a powerpoint slide presentation? Check out this whelp talking about creating things with a 3D printer.
If I had a 3D printer when I was his age, I know what I would have created: Slugs for gumball machines, pinball machines, candy dispensers, etc. Oh, and I doubt this kid goes to public schools.
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Reason 97 to HomeSchool: Seventh Grader Wont Get Strip Searched and Arrested for Burping
Dec 3rd
A disruptive child was strip searched by 5 adults for possessing 200 dollars in cash and weeks later arrested by police for burping during PE. He was then suspended for the remainder of the school year. So I guess he is either going to go to private school or home school now.
From the DailyMail here:
A 13-year-old was handcuffed and hauled off to a juvenile detention for burping in class, according to a civil rights lawsuit filed against an Albuquerque public school principal, a teacher and a city police officer.
The unnamed seventh grader was arrested last May at Cleveland Middle School after he ‘burped audibly’ in his P.E. class. ‘Criminalising of the burping of a 13-year-old boy serves no governmental purpose,’ the lawsuit said. ‘Burping is not a serious disruption, a threat of danger was never an issue.’
He was suspended for the rest of that school year.
In a separate incident this school year, administrators became suspicious because the boy had $200 in his pocket. He claimed it was because he was going to go shopping after school, but administrators accused him of selling pot to another student.
The boy asked to call his mother; instead, they forced the student to strip down to his underwear while five adults watched. He was not charged with any crime related to that incident either.
Of course perverted teachers are going to strip search a child. Suspicion of drug dealing is indeed a time to get police officers involved. But they didn’t do that. But when a child belches, even as a joke, you don’t call the cops. Idiots. Teachers have less common sense than many of the students they are supposed to be teaching. I hope this lawsuit is wildly successful.
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