Substitute Teacher Arrested for Jackin’ It

A 72 year old substitute teacher, which I reckon is years beyond his normal retirement age, was furiously masturbating in school in front of students. The police were not pleased.

From the StamfordAdvocate here:

A 72-year-old substitute teacher at Westhill High School was put on suicide watch after he was caught masturbating in a school hallway while looking at school children Wednesday morning shortly after the school day began.

Michael Luecke was spotted lying on the floor by a teacher’s assistant who thought he was injured. When she got closer, she realized the man had his hand in his pants and he was fully aroused.

The assistant then yelled at Luecke and notified school officials. Luecke ran off at that point.

Six students passed the location while Luecke was masturbating.

Video surveillance tape was recovered showing Luecke in a corner of a stairwell in the Raynor building at 7:30 a.m. suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants while looking at students in the courtyard.

Luecke was later charged with public indecency, second-degree breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor. He was held on $25,000 bond. Because he was placed on suicide watch, his clothing was taken from him and his police photograph shows him dressed in a suicide smock.

One person tweeted from the school that the man was spotted by several people masturbating in the hallway of the school.

Viagara popping overaged child molesters hired as substitute teachers. Just another reason to homeschool your kids. Now its time to queue the SouthPark Jackin’ It Song.