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I’m Lovin’ It! McDonald’s Now Has Product Placement in the News
May 7th
Three stupid girls somehow managed to get themselves abducted in Cleveland and ended up playing World of Warcraft for ten years- or something. Anyways, when they managed to escape, they were discovered by the nation’s most inattentive neighbor, who after ten years of ignoring screams from the basement, saw a hand waving while he was “Having his MacDonald’s.”
From WTOP here:
Three women who went missing separately about a decade ago were found Monday in a home just south of downtown and likely had been tied up during years of captivity, said police, who arrested three brothers. One of the women said she had been abducted and told a 911 dispatcher in a frantic call, “I’m free now.”
Crowds gathered Monday night on the street near the home where the city’s police chief said he thought Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight had been held since they went missing when they were in their teens or early 20s.
The women appeared to be in good health and were taken to a hospital to be evaluated and to reunite with relatives. Police said a 6-year-old also was found in the home, but the child’s identity or relationship to anyone in the home wasn’t revealed.
Neighbors said they heard someone kicking at a door, yelling for help and trying desperately to get outside the house.
A neighbor, Charles Ramsey, told WEWS-TV he saw Berry, whom he didn’t recognize, at a door that would open only enough to fit a hand through.
“I heard screaming,” he said. “I’m eating my McDonald’s. I come outside. I see this girl going nuts trying to get out of a house.”
On a recorded 911 call Monday, Berry declared, “I’m Amanda Berry. I’ve been on the news for the last 10 years.”
She said she had been taken by someone and begged for police officers to arrive at the home on Cleveland’s west side before he returned.
Cleveland is an awful town. It’s drab, crime riddled, and the neighbors allow people to keep kidnap victims as pets. If it wasn’t for an Egg McMuffin, these three women would still be locked up. Do you think the News Producers could have asked this brave hero to take off his backwards ballcap prior to the interview?
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Loading ...Leo Getz Was Right About the Drive-Thru
Mar 27th
A Connecticut man got really upset about his burger that he bought at a McDonalds Drive-thru and his subsequent temper tantrum landed him in jail. Well, what do you expect from the people who are so valueless their only role in society is to be a burger flipper? Don’t let it anger you, and never expect anything above the worst possible execution of their job, and you won’t get pissed.
From NBC here:
Fairfield police have arrested a 55-year-old local man for throwing a sandwich at a McDonald’s employee because he did not like how it was made.
Geoffrey Weglarz, of Fairfield, placed an order at the drive-up window, drove away, then returned and banged on the front door, which was locked, police said.
When an employee told Weglarz he could not enter the restaurant, he walked back to the drive-through window, screamed and swore at the pregnant female manager and then threw the bag of food through the drive-up window, hitting the manager in her chest, police said.
Then Weglarz continued to yell and bang on the drive-up windows until the manager yelled to her staff to call the police, at which point Weglarz fled the scene in his white BMW, police said.
Employees had jotted down the registration plate and officers went to Weglarz’s home, where he was immediately belligerent to officers and hey took him into custody, police said.
Weglarz had a loaded Glock pistol in his waistband and was able to produce a valid Connecticut pistol permit, police said.
What a maniac. He should go to a 7-11 and make his own hotdog. Its cheaper and they can’t fuck you at the drive-thru.
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Inattentive Black Mom Sues McDonalds Because Child Ate a Condom From Ballpit
Mar 14th
Would I open this blog post accusing a black Chicago Mom of being a crappy parent for not paying attention to her toddler in a McDonald’s play area? You betcha. Anishi Spencer only provides the best nutrition to her children, so of course she went to McDonalds to fuel them up on McNuggets. And while she was texting on her cell phone, she allowed her kids to swim in a filthy ball pit because she also deeply cares about her childrens’ hygiene. Now she’s suing that McDonalds because she claims her 2-year-old boy was chewing on a used condom.
From the DailyMail here:
A mother is suing McDonald’s after she claimed her two-year-old son ate a used condom he found in the chain’s play area.
Anishi Spencer filed the suit – which seeks at least $50,000 in damages – on Wednesday.
She claims in the suit she visited the Chicago restaurant with sons Jonathan, then three, and Jacquel, two, on February 4, 2012, when they allegedly found the used condom on the play area floor of the outlet at Kezie Avenue.
She said son Jacquel then later coughed up a piece of the condom and both of her young children had to receive medical treatment.
A McDonald’s spokesman said: ‘Providing a safe, clean environment is a top priority for us. This restaurant is no exception.
‘We take these matters seriously and investigate all claims to gather the facts. At the time the lawsuit was filed, we had not completed our investigation and at no time have we been given the alleged object in question to examine.
I think Anishi Spencer is no better than someone who would pretend to fall in a Wal-Mart to collect a paycheck. And using her children as pawns in her legal gamble makes her a despicable person.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Wendys Makes a Racist Commercial
Feb 15th
Wendys commercials these days feature a pretty redheaded girl, usually hanging out with her white friends enjoying some tasty burgers and frostees. But the moment they decide that a black guy should be in a commercial, they of course force the actor to beatbox, rap and dance. Why? Because it is a well-known American fact of life that black people in fast food commercials can’t eat food quietly with a smile, but must perform like the minstrels of yore.
I think its nice that Wendy’s is taking on the mantle of producing racist commercials now that McDonalds has slacked off.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Fat Welfare Obama Voter Bitches About Obama Voters Making Her Food
Dec 1st
Francis Rosario is a fat slob who appears to be a single Mom on welfare in Georgia. As an Obama voter, it means she doesn’t have to work and can spend her beloved food stamps wherever she wants, including McDonalds for a breakfast burrito. At McDonalds are other Obama voters toiling away at minimum wage, and they really don’t care what they put into the food of fat slobs like Rosario.
From HuffPo here:
Frances Rosario got more than she bargained for when she bought a breakfast burrito at an Atlanta area McDonald’s on Wednesday morning.
A few bites into her 4-year-old daughter’s breakfast burrito, Rosario made a shocking discovery: a piece of jewelry that appeared to be someone’s nose ring was tucked between the eggs.
The discovery would have irked anyone, but for Rosario, it was more than a mere mealbreaker*.
Rosario told CBS Atlanta that she was concerned her daughter could have swallowed the piece of jewelry. However, when she called the McDonald’s location where the burrito was purchased and demanded an explanation, Rosario said she was rudely rebuffed. She even tried calling McDonald’s corporate, but to no avail.
I think its more likely that this fat slob is trying to get a lawsuit going against the greedy corporation. But she’s outraged that no one takes her seriously? Maybe she should just call Obama to come to her rescue.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Eventually, You’ll Get a Beat Down at McDonald’s Drive-Thru
May 22nd
Okay, the story here is not that another white woman was the victim of a racial attack- perhaps she was, but evidence doesn’t prove that- but the bigger story is that this woman went thru the same drive thru off Martin Luther King Drive for 5 years without an incident. I say her reckoning was DUE.
Nothing good happens off MLK drive.
Thanks to:
Wait, she’s gone to the same McDonald’s drive thru everyday for the past 5 years?Talk about burying the lede tinyurl.com/burkfsj
— Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) May 22, 2012
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Not-So-Happy Meal
Feb 5th
A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack on a McDonald’s Drive Thru by parking your car at the window and refusing to move. You get TASED and your kid goes to foster care.
From the DailyMail here:
Police used a Stun Gun on a woman who had been blocking a McDonald’s drive-thru for more than 20 minutes. Evangeline Lucca, 37, had cut the line and refused to leave before she was served.
Employees, meanwhile, refused to attend to Lucca because she cut the queue.
Lucca bypassed the order screen and the line at the fast food restaurant, instead pulling directly up to the pick-up window Friday afternoon. They told her she had to go around and wait like everybody else did and place her order that way, they weren’t set up at the that window to taker her order.
The woman still refused to move, and police were called after that. Employees told the paper that Lucca often tried to jump the line, but that they finally got sick of it.
When the deputies arrived, they said she was ‘defiant’ to them and was threatening them. Deputies then performed a ‘drive stun’ on her, meaning the device was applied directly to her skin, rather than firing the Taser cartridge.
Her three-year-old daughter was with her and was taken into protective custody.
Stupid woman waited 34 years to have a daughter, she can wait 5 minutes to buy her child a freakin’ Happy Meal. Now she can wait for visitation rights. Actually, I’ve often been tempted to find out what would happen if you blocked a fast food drive-thru lane. Nice to know now that I shouldn’t try that.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...WTF is Wrong With McDonalds?
Oct 15th
They hire ex murderers to work the cash register in NYC? Really, with the jobs crisis in this country, McDonalds can’t find someone who didn’t shoot someone in the face in High School to ring up the super size fries? On the flip side, WTF is wrong with black McDonald’s customers who try to jump the counter whenever they don’t get their order right, or in this case, have their 50 dollar bill checked for counterfeiting?
I bet these two uppity bitches don’t try to browbeat any other fast food workers. They were lucky that employee of the month here didn’t kill them with that steel rod. Everyone went to jail, which is just what should have happened.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Tranny in McDonald’s Beatdown
Apr 24th
A dude who dresses full time as a woman went to a Baltimore McDonald’s to pee in the women’s room. When he came out two black girls beat him so much that he went into convulsions. Shocking video here. The entire five minute attack was caught on cellphone camera by a black McDonald’s employee named Vernon Hackett. One McDonald’s employee only gave a feeble attempt to intervene in the violence. The employee filming even urged the assailants to flee rather than be caught by police. Now the Baltimore police might bring hate crime charges, not because what looked like a white girl was beaten by two black assailants, but because the victim wants to cut off his own penis, which makes him a “protected class” of American citizen.
From the NYDailyNews here:
The transgender victim of a brutal beat-down at a Maryland McDonald’s broke her silence to call the attack a “hate crime.”
The 22-year-old said she entered the McDonald’s in Rosedale, a suburb of Baltimore, to use the bathroom on April 18. When she came out, she claims one of the women who attacked her accused her of trying to talk to “her man.”
“The other girl came up and spit in my face,” Polis said in a video interview posted on the Baltimore Sun website. “They started ripping my hair, throwing me on the floor, kicking me in my face.”
The online video captures the brutal assault. It also shows a McDonald’s employee coming to Polis’ aid, but the women eventually set upon their victim again.
One of the women can be seen dragging Polis across the restaurant to the front door while the other kicks her several times, the video shows. An elderly woman also tries to intervene, but is shoved away by one of the women.
Polis suffered a seizure as a result of the attack. She also had several cuts and bruises.
A man continues to capture the assault on video, never once attempting to help, but instead can be heard laughing several times during the footage. Other McDonald’s employees are seen in the video standing nearby as the fight ensues.
“I knew they were taping me; I told the guy to stop,” Polis said. “They all just sat there and watched.”
The man who captured the video was 22-year-old McDonald’s employee, Vernon Hackett, the Baltimore Sun reported. He was since been fired.
Police have arrested two unidentified teenagers – one 14 the other 18 – for the assault. Baltimore authorities have yet to determine if they will consider the attack a hate crime.
I bet “Chrissy” wishes he had been a little more manly at that moment.
My own experiences in Baltimore leave me completely unsurprised at the ferocity of an assault like this. I took my family to the Power Plant to visit the Children’s museum there and the day was ruined by a horrible visit to the McDonalds next door. The restaurant is filthy, staffed by lazy wretches and my wife was assaulted in a bathroom by what was likely a criminally insane homeless woman. Baltimore is quickly turning into the next Detroit because of their liberal government and high crime rate. I wouldn’t care, except it is pretty close to my home.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...USA! USA! McDonalds Weddings Now Available in Hong Kong
Feb 16th
When McDonalds is not making commercials starring dancing black folk, they are busy pushing their corporate image world wide, and this includes providing low cost weddings that feature McDonalds food and a wedding cake made out of molten hot apple pies.
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What Bothers Me About the Happy Meal Ban
Nov 12th
Jeannie Gaffigan, the wife of the large pale comedian Jim Gaffigan had a very insightful double tweet tonight that summed up for me what is so absolutely abhorrent about the happy meal ban in San Francisco:
Followed immediately by this:
You know, the easy low blow is to think about how San Fran will legalize gay anything. As Andrew Dice Clay once said, “In San Francisco you can smoke the Baloney Pony but you can’t light up a Marlboro!”
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Liberals Love Calling Their Totalitarianism “Justice”
Nov 6th
Whenever a liberal uses the word “Justice” you need to watch out. They aren’t referring to locking away criminals. They are referring to intruding into your life with government intervention. Case in point- San Francisco just banned McDonalds from giving away toys to children, and they are calling it “food justice.”
From Time here:
McDonald’s meals are not so happy in San Francisco after the city’s board of supervisors banned restaurants from giving away toys with meals that have high levels of calories, sugar and fat. “We’re part of a movement that is moving forward an agenda of food justice,” said Supervisor Eric Mar, who sponsored the measure. “From San Francisco to New York City, the epidemic of childhood obesity in this country is making our kids sick, particularly kids from low income neighborhoods, at an alarming rate.
Yep, San Francisco is saying that fat black kids shouldn’t be allowed to play with toys. They love the gays but hate the black children.
I bet if McDonalds wanted to put condoms in Happy Meals they would think it was a fine idea. Hey McDonald’s- the law says you can’t give the toys away. Sell ‘em for a penny.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...More Proof That Happy Meal Bans are a Gay Movement
Aug 12th
I suggested in a recent post here that the people pushing to ban toys from kids meals are probably just angry gay people who can’t or won’t be breeding anyways. More proof of this is that San Francisco is now considering a toy ban for children’s meals.
From News10 here:
Toys in fatty fast-food meals could soon be banned in San Francisco.
A law proposed Tuesday pertains to all restaurants, but it is clearly aimed at fast-food establishments like McDonald’s, Jack in the Box and Burger King that include toys in kid meals.
The proposal bans including toys if the food contains too much fat, sugar or salt. The proposal also dictates that meals with toys include fruit and vegetables.
So this is how you get the government to regulate everything you eat. In order to enforce the toy ban, the government must first determine which meals have too much fat, sugar or salt. From there it is just one more step for that agency to begin to push other social agendas to control your food intake.
And in San Francisco, you can get a heroin needle exchanged without anyone “judging you.” If you want to sodomize men anonymously in San Francisco, they will let you do that too. Heck, you don’t even have laws saying that gay men must wear condoms. Intravenous drug use and unprotected gay sex spreads a real deadly disease of AIDS and HIV. People actually die of that. But they don’t pass laws regulating that kind of behavior. And they wont.
But if you want to get a free toy with a chicken nugget pack, liberals are quick to pass judgement. High calorie kids meals that contain a fun toy? Why that’s an outrage that must be stopped. This is the way gay people think.
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McDonalds Criticized for Giving Away Marvel Characters
Aug 10th
I’m really beginning to think that whackjob leftists who hate McDonalds and their Happy Meals are just bitter sterile women and cranky gay men who hate their own childhood and want to take childhood away from other kids. Now the Thing and the Human Torch are being criticized as childrens toys in the Happy Meals because they represent violence. Sheesh.
From Commercialfreechildhood here:
It’s hard to believe, but McDonald’s Happy Meal toys have hit a new low.
The fast food giant’s latest giveaway for preschool boys features eight Marvel comic action figures. One, The Human Torch, is a man engulfed in flames. Another, The Thing, menacingly roars “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!” at the press of a button.
It’s bad enough that McDonald’s relentlessly uses junk toys to sell children on junk food. It’s awful that this giveaway continues the troubling trend of fast food restaurants promoting toys linked to violent PG-13 movies. And it’s terrible that McDonald’s, the leading distributor of toys in the United States, relentlessly perpetuates the worst gendered stereotypes with its Happy Meal giveaways. During the current promotion, boys get violent action figures with their burgers and fries, while girls are offered cutesy animals that, bizarrely, come with hand bags.
But now, for preschool boys, a so-called happy meal at McDonald’s features the horrifying spectacle of a man on fire and a menacing figure that explicitly spurs them to violence.
I think these vegan pussies don’t like superheros because they can lift more than 100 pounds. As far as gender stereotypes, only gender-confused people fail to understand that there is actually a difference between boys and girls. I suppose this group would rather have McDonalds give away anatomically correct dolls having gay sex?
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Girdle-Faced Meth Addict Robs McDonalds
Jul 26th
Sharon Lain, who lost her job at McDonalds as a manager most likely because she was stealing from the till, had been on hard times. She was living in a condemned house, smoking meth and spending what money she could find on drugs and casino games. At the end of her rope, she slapped a pair of Spanx on her head and tried to rob her old workplace.
From Reuters here:
An unemployed woman who said she was desperate for money has been arrested on charges she robbed an Oklahoma McDonald’s with a white stretch girdle wrapped around her face as a makeshift mask.
51-year-old Sharon Lain of Midwest City admitted to being the underwear-masked bandit who made off with the contents of a cash drawer from the fast-food restaurant around 3 a.m. Tuesday.
Several tips led police to a condemned home on Wednesday night where Lain was found living. Police found the underwear – a white stretch girdle known as ‘spanx’ - along with illegal drugs, including methamphetamine.
Police said Lain was a former night shift manager at McDonald’s but was fired about a month ago. Lain told investigators she needed money and suffered from a gambling problem.
She is being charged with second-degree burglary, possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of paraphernalia and illegal trespass.
I guess all that meth amde her skinny enough that she didn’t need the spanx on her fat ass, so she stuck it on her head instead.
This guy approves:
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...CSPI Suing McDonald’s Over Happy Meal Toys
Jun 23rd
The food nazis are suing McDonald’s claiming that Happy Meal Toys make your kids fat.
From the AP here:
Are the toys in your child’s Happy Meal making him fat?
The Center for Science in the Public Interest says they are. The Washington-based group threatened to file a lawsuit against McDonald’s Tuesday, charging that the fast food chain “unfairly and deceptively” markets the toys to children.
“McDonald’s marketing has the effect of conscripting America’s children into an unpaid drone army of word-of-mouth marketers, causing them to nag their parents to bring them to McDonald’s,” CSPI’s Stephen Gardner wrote to the heads of the chain in a letter announcing the lawsuit.
The center, which has filed dozens of lawsuits against food companies in recent years, is hoping the publicity and the threat of a lawsuit will force McDonald’s to negotiate with them on the issue. The group announced the lawsuit in the letter to McDonald’s 30 days before filing it with the hope that the company will agree to stop selling the toys before a suit is filed.
Isn’t filing frivolous lawsuits to force someone to do something just a shakedown? The jackasses running CSPI are all lunatics and vegans. They want to force people to eat what they do and will sue people to make it happen. They also want to tax things like butter and potatoes.
Also, it is my experience that Happy Meal Toys prevent kids from eating their lunch. Kids take two or three bites from McNuggets and then drive their parents crazy by playing with the toy instead of eating.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...McDonald’s Gay Commercial: In the Butt Butt Butt Butt Buuuttttt! I’m Lovin’ It!
Jun 1st
A French father sends his hormonal teenager to an all boy’s school in France. And then laments, over a shake and fries, that his kid just isn’t getting the fine ass he himself did at that age. But oh, this kid’s getting ass all right.
Well, if anyone should be an expert on jamming meat between buns, its this restaurant. Newsflash, McDonalds. I don’t think you had to go out of your way to make a commercial about gay people because I’m pretty sure they have been eating your crappy food all these years already. Just keep dribbling caramel or chocolate goo on your whipped cream-topped foamy McFrappacinos and the gays will keep coming back.
Also, note that the Dad in the commercial leaves the little tart the perfect opportunity to come out of the closet. But perhaps he’s waiting for a classier restaurant to do that. Do they have a Chili’s in France?
You don’t get to see the gay commercial that McDonalds scrapped because it was too controversial- the one where four schoolboys sat together in a booth looking at each other longingly until one kid flicks vanilla McShake onto another boy’s nose and they all giggle and laugh.
More McDonalds racist commercials can be found here.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...McDonald’s Corporation is Racist
Feb 22nd
Check out 365black.com. This is a site owned by McDonald’s corporate offices to promote all the good things it thinks it brings to the black community.
Why is it called 365Black? Because:
At McDonald’s®, we believe that African-American culture and achievement should be celebrated 365 days a year — not just during Black History Month. That’s the idea behind 365Black.com. It’s a place where you can learn more about education, employment, career advancement and entrepreneurship opportunities, and meet real people whose lives have been touched by McDonald’s.
Like the unique African Baobab tree, which nourishes its community with its leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.
Seriously? The Baobab tree?? How do self-respecting black people not find this incredibly condescending and demeaning? Aren’t there better resources for finding inspiration, information about education, and opportunity than a freaking burger joint’s website??
And you won’t believe the commercials this place is generating!
See my previous post on real racist McDonald’s Commercials.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...4 PM Music: Rad Omen – “Rad Anthem”
Jan 15th
I argued with myself for a while about which page I should post this to- this one or my main page since this video is about fast food mascots on a drug-fueled binge, or here because I like to feature music, but I really don’t like the song that much. So I am putting this on both blogs! Enjoy, but this video is rated R, so if you’re a kid, go away! Thanks to So Good for the video!
RAD OMEN – “Rad Anthem” from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Big Mac and the Mythical Creatures Venn Diagram
Aug 29th
I ran across this on Fark, and thought it was a great diagram of how people came up with horrifying mythical creatures. Noticeably absent are the dragon class of creatures, but the three dog rings overlapping to create the Cerberus more than makes up for this deficiency. Here it is below, but click the image to see the full size.
But you know its time to get off the Internet when you encounter one mythical creature so terrifying that if you ponder its origin, you may be up all night. Beware…
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