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BET’s Robert Johnson Launches Racist Attack on Obama
Oct 3rd
Since all Americans know by now that criticizing the President equates to a racist attack, it should be noted that the Black CEO of Black Entertainment Network, Robert Johnson, has gone off on what can only be called the most egregious case of black on black racism ever recorded.

From RealClearPolitics here:
BET founder Robert Johnson on the “FOX News Sunday” program: “Well, I think the president has to recalibrate his message. You don’t get people to like you by attacking them or demeaning their success. You know, I grew up in a family of 10 kids, first one to go to college, and I’ve earned my success. I’ve earned my right to fly private if I choose to do so.
“I’ve tried poor and I tried rich and I like rich better. It doesn’t mean that I am a bad guy.
“I didn’t go in to business to create a public policy success for either party, Republican or Democrat. I went in business to create jobs and opportunity, create opportunity, create value for myself and my investors. And that’s what the president should be praising, not demagoguing us simply because Warren Buffet says he pays more than his secretary. He should pay the secretary more and she will pay more.”
Someone should report this evil man to AttackWatch and get the IRS to audit him for his racist statements.
Lets ask a little black kid: Is criticizing Obama a matter of policy difference, or is it just racist?
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Where My EBT Card At?
Sep 19th
Drudge tweeted out this Youtube up-and-coming hit. I think the man in this video stole his sample tracks from a more successful musician, along with his sistah’s EBT foodstamp card. Whatever happened to those awesome monopoly money foodstamps you had to rip out of the booklet to allow others to properly show scorn for your non-working asses?
And I hate to correct anyone’s ebonics, but I think the proper phrase is “Where my EBT card be?” And this little card can be a source of stress in the lives of single moms and their playa boyfriends, who like to playfight and scare the bejeezus out of little kids.
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President Bush’s Killer Hurricane Ray Gun
Aug 25th
Guess who has reloaded his hurricane gun and is pointing it at black folk again? Bush, according to Kanye West. President Bush is at it again, damn his scurvy heart, Yaaaarrrr! Don’t know why I just went pirate there, but I’m better now. But there is a hurricane a’comin’ and it has its angry, vacant, gaping, seepy eye aimed toward Baltimore and Harlem. Gosh, I hope Ray Nagin can save everyone this time around!
So far they have evacuated the Outer Banks, Virginia Beach and other areas. I know three days isn’t much time for a warning, but I really hope we don’t have to see anyone pushing anyone through flooded streets on the news again. So Baltimore, Newport News and Harlem, please head toward the mountains, okay?
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Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela
Jul 18th
Nelson Mandela turned 93 today. If he looks great, its because he had help.
As it turns out, he lived so long because he was in prison for so many years. At least that’s what this study is claiming. From Reuters here:
Black Men Live Longer Inside Prison Than Out
Reuters is reporting that a new study of North Carolina inmates suggests that black men are half as likely to die at any given time if they’re in prison than if they are not. The findings, published in Annals of Epidemiology, were based on a study that involved about 100,000 men between age 20 and 79 who were held in North Carolina prisons at some point between 1995 and 2005. Less than one percent of men (more than half of whom were black) in total died while in prison, and there was no difference between black and white inmates in that regard. But outside prison, blacks have a higher rate of death at any given age than whites.
And here is Mandella’a head on a platter! As a cake, of course.
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Baltimore is Increasingly Dangerous
Jul 5th
A man is murdered outside of Baltimore’s more upscale section of town and a 4 year old is shot during the fireworks on the 4th. Yeah, I won’t ever take my family back to this cesspool.
From CBS here:
After the Fourth of July fireworks show ended, violence erupted all around the area. It left a child shot, a man dead and police using all their resources to get control.
Minutes after the celebratory fireworks stopped, two separate incidents of violence sent police scrambling.
First, a man was stabbed in the neck after arguing with a group of people outside the McCormick and Schmick’s Restaurant in the 700-block of Eastern Avenue. He died.
Then, across the way at Pratt and Light Streets, a 4-year-old was shot in the leg with his parents standing next to him. He is now in stable condition.
The last time we visited Baltimore my family was accosted by a crazed homeless bitch inside the McDonalds next to the Children’s Museum. The town is no longer safe thanks to all those great Democrat values which runs so deeply through the city.
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Saggy Pantsed Black People Aren’t Allowed on the Bus
Jun 6th
Forth Worth Texas has banned people with saggy pants from getting on the bus. I wonder what Al Sharpton thinks?
From Reuters here:
Don’t get on the bus in Ft. Worth, Texas, if you’re not properly dressed.
The Ft. Worth Transportation Authority, known as “The T,” has implemented a new policy that prohibits any passenger from boarding a bus with “saggy” pants that expose the person’s underwear or buttocks.
The first day the policy was in place about 50 people were removed for improper pants.
Some passengers have complained that The T is trying to dictate what they can and can’t wear, but overall reaction has been positive.
I love how the Reuters article goes out of its way to avoid mentioning anything about race. They call the saggy-pantsed crowd “youth”, “young people” and ‘hip hop enthusiasts.’
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Drudge Headlines: Black Folk Misbehavin’ at Pools and Barbecues!
May 31st
I don’t know what happened this past weekend, but black folk ’round the country have been on a rampage according to Drudgereport Headlines today. Climbing Waterpark fences, storming Great Lake beaches, getting all stabby at Rib festivals.
But you can’t criticize the criminal behavior of blacks or else you are labeled as a racist.
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Hooray. “Def-Jam” Poets Keep it Real by Catching Bullets Like Rappers
May 31st
Who knew that rhyming while angry could get you gunned down like a rapper? So-called ‘poet’ “Da Real One” was turned into “Da Real Dead One” by what I can only assume to be a North Miami poetry critic, and there are a few of those around.
From CBS here:
North Miami Police are trying to determine what led to the shooting death of local poet Willie Lee Bell, Jr., 46, in front of his Literary Café and Poetry Lounge.
The shooting happened just after 12:30 a.m. on the 900 block of NE 125th Street. Someone drove up and the passenger got out of the car and shot Bell multiple times.
Bell had appeared on HBO’s Def Poetry Jam recently. Bell was known as “Da Real One,” and had also been featured on Rick Ross’ and Pit Bull’s albums. Bell had been on the wrong side of the law in the past. He had been arrested for exploiting a disabled or elderly person and for writing a worthless check.
What rhymes with “Ouch I’ve Been Shot?”
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Finally, a Rapper Dies in a Drive By Shooting
May 16th
What?? A rapper gunned down in a drive-by shooting? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper MBone caught just enough lead to change his name to DJ Hellbound.
From MTV here:
M-Bone died Sunday night, the victim of a drive-by shooting.
Bone, born Mante Talbert, was one-fourth of the group that rose to fame with their 2010 single “Teach Me How to Dougie.” Cali Swag frontman C-Smoove tweeted, “Ma life changed drastically in the blink of an eye. rip mbone,” early Monday morning.
Inglewood Police Department Homicide Sgt. Brian Spencer confirmed to MTV News that the 22-year-old Bone died of two gunshot wounds to the head in his hometown of Inglewood, California.
I’m pretty sure the first gunshot to the noggin killed the so-called musician. The second was just to make sure the first one took. But its about time that Rappers started dying in gunfights again. For a while there I was beginning to think rappers had forgotten how to “keep it real.” Hey you think they might pull his pants all the way up when they put him in the pine box?
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Tranny in McDonald’s Beatdown
Apr 24th
A dude who dresses full time as a woman went to a Baltimore McDonald’s to pee in the women’s room. When he came out two black girls beat him so much that he went into convulsions. Shocking video here. The entire five minute attack was caught on cellphone camera by a black McDonald’s employee named Vernon Hackett. One McDonald’s employee only gave a feeble attempt to intervene in the violence. The employee filming even urged the assailants to flee rather than be caught by police. Now the Baltimore police might bring hate crime charges, not because what looked like a white girl was beaten by two black assailants, but because the victim wants to cut off his own penis, which makes him a “protected class” of American citizen.
From the NYDailyNews here:
The transgender victim of a brutal beat-down at a Maryland McDonald’s broke her silence to call the attack a “hate crime.”
The 22-year-old said she entered the McDonald’s in Rosedale, a suburb of Baltimore, to use the bathroom on April 18. When she came out, she claims one of the women who attacked her accused her of trying to talk to “her man.”
“The other girl came up and spit in my face,” Polis said in a video interview posted on the Baltimore Sun website. “They started ripping my hair, throwing me on the floor, kicking me in my face.”
The online video captures the brutal assault. It also shows a McDonald’s employee coming to Polis’ aid, but the women eventually set upon their victim again.
One of the women can be seen dragging Polis across the restaurant to the front door while the other kicks her several times, the video shows. An elderly woman also tries to intervene, but is shoved away by one of the women.
Polis suffered a seizure as a result of the attack. She also had several cuts and bruises.
A man continues to capture the assault on video, never once attempting to help, but instead can be heard laughing several times during the footage. Other McDonald’s employees are seen in the video standing nearby as the fight ensues.
“I knew they were taping me; I told the guy to stop,” Polis said. “They all just sat there and watched.”
The man who captured the video was 22-year-old McDonald’s employee, Vernon Hackett, the Baltimore Sun reported. He was since been fired.
Police have arrested two unidentified teenagers – one 14 the other 18 – for the assault. Baltimore authorities have yet to determine if they will consider the attack a hate crime.
I bet “Chrissy” wishes he had been a little more manly at that moment.
My own experiences in Baltimore leave me completely unsurprised at the ferocity of an assault like this. I took my family to the Power Plant to visit the Children’s museum there and the day was ruined by a horrible visit to the McDonalds next door. The restaurant is filthy, staffed by lazy wretches and my wife was assaulted in a bathroom by what was likely a criminally insane homeless woman. Baltimore is quickly turning into the next Detroit because of their liberal government and high crime rate. I wouldn’t care, except it is pretty close to my home.
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Yonathan Acts a Fool
Apr 6th
Ah, the DC Metro. Where the only good trainride is the one you take to GTFO of DC. Yonathan here discovers that he is all alone on the Metro car, and rather than enjoy the solitude that comes from not having your nose in some smelly dude’s armpit as is typical during rush hour, he decides to celebrate in his own style.
You should see how he acts when he gets onto one of the dozens of broken escalators that no one uses too.
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DC Hip Hop Awards End in Brawl, Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast
Mar 7th
The DMV Hip Hop awards at the Crystal City Hyatt Hotel ended in a massive chair throwing brawl as dozens of performing groups had a live competition to see who could “keep it real” the best. It is unclear which hip hop group was the victor in this spontaneous exhibition of hip hop culture, but there was just enough violence to attract several Denny’s waiters carrying several trays of grand slam breakfasts and some glasses of ice water.
Brawl Mars DMV Music Awards Outside Washington: MyFoxDC.com
From Fox here:
A brawl broke out during the DMV music awards ceremony, sending one person to a local hospital. Five people were treated Saturday night at the scene of the awards ceremony, which honors local rap, hip-hop and R&B performers.
About 1,500 people attended the ceremony at the Crystal City Hyatt, and witnesses said more than 20 police vehicles responded to deal with a half dozen fights that broke out.
All I know is that the Department of Motor Vehicles should get out of the Hip Hop music business.
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Martin Luther King’s Legacy via Google Street View
Jan 18th
When Martin Luther King gave his “I have a dream” speech, I’m pretty certain his dream didn’t consist of leaving blacks in segregated areas of town and having streets in the worst ghettos across the nation named for him. Well lock your virtual car doors as we take a peek at what the Google Street Van sees on Martin Luther King Drive, blvd, street, etc across the country.
Not every town’s MLK drive is in a ghetto- but many unfortunately are. I was booking travel today and Orbitz suggested that I stay at a hotel on an MLK drive in one city and I immediately found a different hotel. Chris Rock, in an HBO Comedy special, “Bring the Pain,” said that “it doesn’t matter where you live in America, but if you are on Martin Luther King Blvd, there’s some violence going down.” Its not the way things still should be.
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Uncle Teaches his Wannabe Gangsta Nephew a Lesson
Jan 10th
The language in this video is salty, and I’m pretty sure at least one black person is shown being whipped. So be forewarned, this is NSFW. But when you post on Facebook that you are into some gangsta stuff like hard core rap and shooting people, your Uncle, who you foolishly friended, might get pissed.
When I saw this I was all like:
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Who Died? Rick James’ Bitch!
Dec 27th
Teena Marie, who was the first white woman to break the race barrier in MoTown, was found dead at her home of supposed “natural causes,” which is really code for “deadly mix of prescription drugs”. She used to bang Rick James and described herself as a “black artist” with “White skin.”
From the AP here:
Teena Marie’s last album, “Congo Square,” was titled after a historical meeting place for slaves in New Orleans, featured a tribute to Martin Luther King’s widow and also song “Black Cool,” written for President Barack Obama.
No matter that Marie, 54, was white. The R&B legend revered and fully immersed herself in black culture – and in turn was respected and adored by black audiences, not only for her immense soulful talents, but for her inner soul as well.
“Overall my race hasn’t been a problem. I’m a Black artist with White skin. At the end of the day you have to sing what’s in your own soul,” she told Essence.com in an interview last year while promoting “Congo Square.” That album would turn out to be her last.
The self-proclaimed “Ivory Queen of Soul,” whose many classic hits included “Lovergirl,” Square Biz” and the scorching duet “Fire and Desire” with mentor Rick James, was found dead in her Pasadena home on Sunday at the age of 54. Authorities said her death appeared to be of natural causes.
She died just like lots of celebrity white people- by overdosing on a combination of prescription narcotics and alcohol. Just like Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger.
And whoa, judging by the screeching in the video above I won’t be rushing out to download any of her songs for free on bittorrent.
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Now Cupcakes are Racist Too
Dec 12th
Duncan Hines made a commercial that has enraged leftists at MotherJones because they feature chocolate glazed cupcakes that begin to beatbox and autotune. They say its too reminiscent of Black Face.
I thnk its racist that the vanilla cupcake sucks at music unless he is made to be chocolate. If they really wanted it to be racist it would show the chocolate cupcakes stealing their sounds from their vanilla cupcake counterparts and then running samples on it and passing it off as their own. And if the vanilla cupcake, prior to being converted to chocolate, was attacked and robbed by a chocolate cupcake, then yeah, it would be racist. But since none of that happened, how is this anything but a bad commercial? And chocolate glaze from a pancake syrup bottle is supposed to be superior to the frosting in a can? I don’t think so.
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Oh Lawds, These Soaps Are Offensive!
Dec 9th
Some dude in Indiana was trying to make a living selling old-timey products in his shops. Some of those products included soaps with images of black folk as minstrels.

From WTHR here:
Next they are going to ban these beans because it says “negros” right there on the can.
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Its 2010. 20% HIV Infection Rate Among Gays Completely Unacceptable
Sep 24th
I am stunned as I read this latest report from Reuters citing that up to 1 in 5 gays in urban areas are carrying the HIV virus. The infection rate is particularly high among black men. All of the education, free condoms and liberal agenda focusing on gay issues has failed to stem the deadliest disease affecting homosexuals and potentially any heterosexuals who come in contact with their blood.

If you can’t tell gay men to wrap it, and can’t tell them it is immoral, and leftist work actively to infect the general populace with infected blood, is it time to try a new tactic?
From Reuters here:
Nearly one in five gay and bisexual men in 21 major U.S. cities are infected with HIV, and nearly half of them do not know it, U.S. health officials said on Thursday.
Young men, and especially young black men, are least likely to know if they are infected with HIV, according to a study by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
“We need to reinvigorate our response to preventing HIV among gay and bisexual men,” Dr. Jonathan Mermin, director of CDC’s Division of HIV/AIDS Prevention, said in a telephone interview.
“We can’t allow HIV to continue its devastating toll among gay and bisexual men, and in particular, among young black men.”
Is it a cultural thing that prevents blacks in America from being honest about their sexual orientation? I can’t think of a positive black gay male role model. Ru Paul certainly wouldn’t count. So what will it take to spread the message among the black community that its okay to be gay and to wrap it up and quit spreading death in the form of a deadly virus?
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Still Selling Crack on the MLK
May 16th
If you were to read a story about a 87 year old woman who lived on Martin Luther King Drive in Anytown USA who had been arrested for selling crack you would probably NOT assume that the woman was white. And you would be right. White people don’t hate blacks enough to sell them drugs at the age of 87. Only blacks feel that way about other blacks at that age.

From the SmokingGun here:
An 87-year-old Florida woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly selling crack cocaine to undercover cops. Ola Mae Agee, pictured in the mug shot below, was collared after a month-long investigation by the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office targeted drug dealing in her Pensacola neighborhood. During the police operation, Agee sold $20 worth of crack to an undercover cop inside her Martin Luther King Drive home.
No word on whether or not she takes foodstamps as payment for crack.
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