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Jun 5th
China is bent out of shape that the US embassy in Beijing keeps an hourly twitter update about the poor air quality in the city. They have formally requested that the US knock that stuff off.
From Yahoo here:
China told foreign embassies Tuesday to stop publishing their own reports on air quality in the country, escalating its objections to a popular U.S. Embassy Twitter feed that tracks pollution in smoggy Beijing.
Only the Chinese government is authorized to monitor and publish air quality information and data from other sources may not be standardized or rigorous.
In Washington, State Department spokesman Mark Toner said the U.S. had no plans to stop providing the service.
“You know, air pollution, quite frankly, is a problem in many cities and regions in China,” he told a news briefing.The air quality readings are rated according to a U.S. Environmental Protection Agency standard that is more stringent than the one used by the Chinese government.
The twitter feed, boring as it may be is located here.
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Indians Still Trying to Rip Off the White Man
Jun 5th
Have you seen these laughably outrageous commercials on late night TV for quick cash loans from a “Native American” bank? They offer $5000 for 117% interest over 84 months. You pay back $40,000 for a $5000 loan.
And just in case you aren’t sure the bitch is ripping you off like a true Injun would, she is wearing a turquoise necklace and has a rattail in her hair.
Talk about your trail of tears, you’ll be crying all the way to the bankruptcy lawyer’s office.
Who knew Indians had any equity to lend against? I got out of repaying my loan by sending in some old blankets left over from an 1870′s outbreak of some kind. Suddenly they all quit calling.
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Pakistan is Waging a War on Women with Acid and Lopping Off Noses
Jun 2nd
Pakistan is just as depraved as Afghanistan. Women there are routinely disfigured with acid and having their noses cut off because Islam is a misogynistic barbaric religion that treats women as second class citizens.
From the DailyMail here:
After six years of abuse after marrying at age 13, Allah Rakhi was walking out of her marriage when her husband struck again. Snatching a knife, he sliced off her nose. ‘You’re no longer beautiful!’ he shouted.
He then slashed at her foot – brutal punishment for leaving the house without his permission. ‘A woman is only a woman inside the home, outside she’s a whore!’ he yelled at Rakhi as she lay bleeding on the dusty street just outside her home.
That was 32 years ago.The pics above from left to right are captioned:
Acid attack survivor: Naziran Bibi, 25, shows a picture of herself before the attack, at the Acid Survivors Foundation (ASF), in Islamabad, Pakistan. Naziran, who was treated badly by her second husband and his first wife, was attacked in 2008, by an unknown person while she was sleeping
Victim: Pakistani acid attack survivor, Naila Farhat, 22, was attacked in 2003 by her teacher’s friend, after her parents refused his marriage proposal. She holds a photo of herself before the attack
Survivor: Acid attack survivor, Shamma Maqsood, 24, holds a picture of herself before the vicious assault. Shamma was attacked by her husband on March 20, 2012, following an argument about him being jobless
The fuck??! They have an Acid Survivors Foundation??!! Pakistani men have no problems finding jars of acid that they can use to throw on a woman? And it happens with such frequency that they have gigantic support groups of disfigured women with mangled faces??
When we get out of Afghanistan, we ought to just roll our gear one country to the west. More on Islamic wars on women here and here.
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CDC Denies Zombie Outbreak
Jun 2nd
The Center for Disease Control of the US Government now denies that the recent spate of deadly cannibal attacks are in fact zombies risen from the grave or recently infected from other zombie bites.
From the DailyMail here:
U.S. government says zombies are NOT real: Feds forced to deny existence of the undead after spate of bizarre flesh-munching attacks
Following several disturbing incidents involving cannibalism that have set the Internet aflutter with rumours of an impending ‘Zombie Apocalypse,’ the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released a statement on Friday, saying that there is no cause to fear the walking dead.
‘CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms), agency spokesman David Daigle told the Huffington Post.
The CDC decided to weigh in on the zombie question in earnest following a vicious attack that happened in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, aged 31, was shot and killed by police while devouring the face of a homeless man.
On Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student from Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, and then eating his heart and parts of his brain.
Law enforcement officials are on the hunt for Luka Rocco Magnotta, a porn actor who killed and dismembered Jun Lin, a Chinese man believed to be his lover, and then raped and ate flesh from the corpse.
The recent instances of cannibalism have driven ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ up to the No. 2 spot on Google’s list of trending search terms
A man in Sweden who allegedly cut off and ate his wife’s lips, followed by a story out of New York where a man chewed the ear off another man at a Staten Island restaurant.
It also has been reported that in New Jersey, a man stabbed himself multiple times in front of police and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at them.
Just remember. Be silent. Remove the head. And practice your cardio.
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Romney Supporters Turn Tables on Obama Team
Jun 1st
The right sat around for years while leftists like Code Pink tried to make citizens arrests against Bush Officials. Occupy Wall Street is an organized leftist mob. Well the right showed that it can act like a mob too, and it really rattles leftists who aren’t used to tasting their own medicine.
Solyyyyyndraaa! Solyyyyyndraaa! Solyyyyyndraaa! Solyyyyyndraaa!
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Even the Taiwanese Laugh at Bloomberg
Jun 1st
I’m a huge fan of the Big Gulp. Loads of people love a Venti coffee at Starbucks. Both will be banned if Bloomberg gets his way to convert the city of New York into a Nanny State. It is telling to note that the animators deliberately showed Bloomberg using weapons to enforce his ban, which is what will be needed to enforce the ban should sellers ignore any fines.
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Heroes Everywhere
May 28th
Col. Kurt Schlichter delivers a wonderful Memorial Day Speech.
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Stupid Hollywood Whore is Racist Against Pinays
May 27th
Good ol’ Sharon Stone is back in the news. No, she’s not injecting botox into her kids’ feet again or blaming earthquakes on karma. She is being sued by a former nanny for racist comments.
More of this story is here from GMA:
The Filipina former nanny of Sharon Stone’s three children has filed charges against the Hollywood actress for dismissing her from work unfairly and insulting her Filipino heritage and religion.
Erlinda Elemen claimed that Stone told her not to talk to her children for they might catch her Filipino accent.
Elemen had been working for Stone since 2006. In 2008, she was promoted as a live-in nanny.
In her harassment lawsuit, Elemen said that Stone also forbade her to read the Bible in her home while criticizing her frequent visits to the church. “Stone made comments which equated being Filipino with being stupid.”
Elemen was fired last year after Stone learned from her accountant that the nanny was receiving overtime pay whenever she worked on holidays or traveled to care for her three children. Elemen did not give the overtime pay back, claiming it was required by state and federal labor laws.
So not only is Sharon Stone racist and mean, she is also a cheapskate and violates employment laws. If only she could get herself a nice slave to tend her plantation!
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Posing as a Dead Kid with Skittles is “Trayvonning”
May 26th
And by the way, it is also full ow lulzy win.
Via:
Video: “Trayvoning” (Posing As Dead Teen With Skittles) Hot New Trend is.gd/HRBdYU #tcot #p2 #gop
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) May 26, 2012
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Barack Obama Was an Annoying Pothead
May 25th
As we all continue to vet President Obama because the mainstream press won’t do it, along comes this story about how much a severe retarded stoner President Obama was back in high school. He even thanked his gay drug dealer in his High School yearbook. But perhaps worse than that, he would smoke out of turn in his pot circles.
From of all places, the very liberal Buzzfeed here:
Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.
Is that a black thang? I wouldn’t know. Seems rude as hell to me.
Also this photo appears wherein Obama issues a shout-out in his high school yearbook to Ray the drug dealer.
And hey, how ’bout that silk shirt with the collars tucked outside the leisure suit? Gadzooks the 70′s were so freakin’ lame.
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Detroit to Shutoff Lights to the Poor
May 24th
If you live in a “distressed” neighborhood in Detroit, meaning black, poor, and crime riddled, Detroit has a solution. Shutout the lights and let the criminals murder and drive away any remaining residents there.
From Bloomberg here:
Detroit, whose 139 square miles contain 60 percent fewer residents than in 1950, will try to nudge them into a smaller living space by eliminating almost half its streetlights.
As it is, 40 percent of the 88,000 streetlights are broken and the city can’t afford to fix them.
The plan would leave sparsely populated swaths unlit in a community of 713,000 that covers more area than Boston, Buffalo and San Francisco combined.
“You have to identify those neighborhoods where you want to concentrate your population,” said Chris Brown, Detroit’s chief operating officer. “We’re not going to light distressed areas like we light other areas.”
Detroit’s dwindling income and property-tax revenue have required residents to endure unreliable buses and strained police services throughout the city. Because streetlights are basic to urban life, deciding what areas to illuminate will reshape the city.
Liberalism killed Detroit. Now central planning is going to literally lend to the extermination of the vulnerable. Only its veiled under cute terms like “reshaping the city.” Light Out, Detroit.
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Preachin’ It ‘Bout Gays
May 22nd
The latest outrage is a preacher in North Carolina who doesn’t think gays should be allowed to marry. He is right, by the way, that if the gays are rounded up, they won’t reproduce. Unless they are not gay.
I can’t decide if I want this guy to die of AIDS, pancreatic cancer, or under the wheels of a drunk driver.tinyurl.com/c2xsusz#Choices
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) May 22, 2012
But if you air sermons by Jeremiah Wright, you are a racist. You know, this man is doubling down on his first amendment rights- freedom of speech and freedom of religion. If you dispute his right to utter these words, you are a Commie.
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Trayvon Martin Had it Coming: No One Talks About Fight Club- Especially YouTube
May 21st
YouTube removed a video from Trayvon Martin’s Youtube channel after he died showing that Trayvon willingly participated in a Neighborhood Fight Club down there in Miami Springs. The video was crossposted at LiveLeak and it is below.
From PatDollard here:
The Wagist and Conservative Tree House exposed video of Trayvon Martin attending and possibly refereeing a local fight club brawl in Miami.
The video was uploaded on Trayvon Martin’s YouTube Channel. At least, the video “Anthony vs. Curtis” was there last month.
But, after his death the video was later scrubbed from his YouTube Channel.
The video “Anthony vs. Curtis” has since been re-uploaded to YouTube.
The video account has already been suspended for uploading the video.
The video shows Trayvon engaged in actual and intentional violent conduct. You’ll notice Trayvon in the video, wearing a white cap with the striped shirt. You can hear his name called out about 5 seconds into the video.
Pothead violent street kid versus the gun-toting son of a Virginia judge? Trayvon had it coming.
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Reason 330 to Homeschool: Retarded Leftists Somehow Find Teaching Jobs
May 20th
Listen to this stupid teacher, reported in YouTube comments to be Tanya Dixon-Neely, try to say that it is illegal to criticize Barack Obama. How is it that this woman got into a teaching position when she is clearly unqualified to be an educator? Not only is she stupid as a bag of hammers, she also can’t seem to control her classroom environment.
Good for this kid exposing his teacher as the fraud she is. You can see the original story here. Thanks to JennQPublic:
So messed up. RT @FirstTeamTommy: This woman has no business teaching. MT @fran_chambers: bit.ly/KoMbj3
— Jenn Taylor (@JennQPublic) May 20, 2012
Update: According to JammieWearingFool this teacher was given a suspension with pay.
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Trayvon Martin Proves its Hard to Dodge Bullets While Stoned
May 17th
You know what Trayvon Martin craved when he was stoned? Skittles and trying to beat up Neighborhood Watch guys. As it turns out, Trayvon Martin had measurable levels of THC in his blood at the time of his death. And it also shows that being stoned mkes it hard to dodge bullets.
From PatDollard.com quoting ABCNews here:
Trayvon Martin, the 17-year-old who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch volunteer, had the drug THC in his system the night of this death.
The revelation came as prosecutors in the case prepared to release to the public hundreds of pages of new evidence along with videos and crime scene photos.
Martin’s death sparked public outrage after police released Martin’s shooter, George Zimmerman, without any criminal charges for the killing.
Zimmerman, 28, is a multi-racial Hispanic man who shot the black high school junior at close range on Feb. 26, and claimed self-defense, though Martin was unarmed. Zimmerman was later charged with second-degree murder, and the killing provoked widespread debate about racial profiling. The autopsy report shows traces of the drug THC, which is found in marijuana, in Martin’s blood and urine.
The autopsy also shows that Zimmerman shot Martin from a distance of between 1 inch and 18 inches away, bolstering Zimmerman’s claim that he shot Martin during a struggle that landed Zimmerman on his back, Martin straddling him and banging Zimmerman’s head on the ground.
Poor little stoned angel tried to put the boot to the wrong man. I can’t wait for the trial to begin.
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Faux-Cohantas Elizabeth Warren Wrote an Injun Cookbook
May 17th
If any conservative pretended to be an Indian, used those claims to get a job, preferential treatment, or make a profit by writing a racist cookbook called “Pow Wow Chow” that person would have to retire from politics in shame. Not so with Democrat Elizabeth Warren. She is not hounded out of politics by Democrats for claiming falsely to be 1/32nd Cherokee, who, by the way, never had “pow wows.”
Just in case the fine folks at All Things Cherokee have no sense of humor, my Pow Wow Chow review. twitpic.com/9m0aft
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) May 17, 2012
From the Boston Herald here:
Elizabeth Warren was touting her claim of Cherokee heritage as early as 1984, according to a cookbook titled “Pow Wow Chow” edited by her cousin that includes Warren’s recipes for a savory crab omelet and spicy barbecued beans.
The cookbook, edited by Warren’s cousin Candy Rowsey, is a compilation of “special recipes passed down through the Five Tribes families,” according to the introduction in a copy obtained by the Herald.
Warren, who has been under fire for claiming Indian lineage despite a lack of documentation, is identified as “Elizabeth Warren, Cherokee” under each of five recipes she contributes in the cookbook, published in 1984 by the Five Civilized Tribes Museum located in Muskogee. Warren is not listed as an official member of the Cherokee tribe and she has been unable thus far to document her claim of any Native American heritage.
She offered a recipe on herbed tomatoes, touting them as a “great accompaniment to a plain meat and potatoes meal!” She also included a crab with tomato mayonnaise dressing dish and a Mexican oatmeal soup that included oats, onions, tomatoes and chicken broth.
“The soup sounds weird, but everyone who tries it, loves it!” Warren wrote.
Those recipes sound craptastic! Not only is she a fake injun, she is a fake cook too.
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Dissecting the Star Trek Utopia
May 15th
Ever wonder how the Star Trek society overcame corporations, human greed and competition? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t because the society evolved to no longer need it. I’m guessing that the first transporters were used to do away with all of the capitalists and staunch individuals who just weren’t “down” with the vision of a one world government.
Then came the conflict with Khan in the Eugenics Wars, then absolute poverty on a planetary scale, the nuclear war, and then First Contact with Vulcan. And the video below from Cracked gets it pretty much right.
Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying — powered by Cracked.com
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Remember: Always on the Ass, Never the Face
May 12th
Ah, the 1950′s. The lovely housedresses. The modest pumps. And the fresh coffee. And best of all, the obedient housewife. That is, if she knows what’s good for her.
I missed it, but last week, according to Ed at Right Rant, was “Offend a Feminist” week. To me, every week is “Offend a Feminist Week.” Better late than never to participate, I guess.
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Time Still Prints Magazines?
May 10th
In the digital age it is surprising that leftist publications still churn out such drivel. Time Magazine thinks they are going to cause a spike in readership by snapping a photo of a three-year-old breast feeding? And keep in mind that this was a fashion pose setting with a photographer that probably had to take several poses before settling on the snapshot of the kid on the stool.
If the photographer had to pose this woman multiple times, and park the kid on her tit, this is just stylized child porn, right? Is the kid really eating? She looks rather small breasted to be lactating. Which makes this child porn, right?
And for an American rag, what’s up with the French and Cricket stories?
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Elizabeth Warren’s Trail of Tears and Lies
May 9th
Elizabeth Warren wants to be a Senator. But she has claimed for years that she is 1/32nd Native American, which would make her left tit an Indian, but the rest of the broad is white. Many surmise that her claims of Native American heritage was so she could take advantage of minority benefits, or be hailed as a leader among a minority class. As it turns out, however, not only were her ancestors not Indians- her ancestors actually rounded up the redskins to march them overland along the trail of tears.
From Breitbart here:
For over a quarter of a century, Elizabeth Warren has described herself as a Native American. When recently asked to provide evidence of her ancestry, she pointed to an unsubstantiated claim on an 1894 Oklahoma Territory marriage license application by her great-great grand uncle William J. Crawford that his mother, O.C. Sarah Smith Crawford, Ms. Warren’s great-great-great grandmother, was a Cherokee.
After researching her story, it is obvious that her “family lore” is just fiction.
No evidence supports this claim. O.C. Sarah Smith Crawford had no Cherokee heritage, was listed as “white” in the Census of 1860, and was most likely half Swedish and half English, Scottish, or German, or some combination thereof.But the most stunning discovery about the life of O.C. Sarah Smith Crawford is that her husband, Ms. Warren’s great-great-great grandfather, was apparently a member of the Tennessee Militia who rounded up Cherokees from their family homes in the Southeastern United States and herded them into government-built stockades in what was then called Ross’s Landing (now Chattanooga), Tennessee—the point of origin for the horrific Trail of Tears, which began in January, 1837.
These were the troops responsible for removing Cherokee families from homes they had lived in for generations in the three states that the Cherokee Nations had considered their homelands for centuries: Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
As recently as two weeks ago, Ms. Warren publicly claimed to have Native American ancestry. In Dorchester, Massachusetts on April 27 at the Bricklayers and Allied Craftsmen Apprentice Training Center she stated, “I am very proud of my Native American heritage.” Yet, decades after she first made this same claim, it now appears that it is without any foundation.
It is time for Ms. Warren to publicly acknowledge the truth of her ancestry. It is time for her to admit that she has no Native American heritage that she can prove; and it is time for her to acknowledge instead, that she is likely a direct descendant of a Tennessee Militiaman who apparently rounded up the ancestors of those who truly have Cherokee heritage, the first step in their forced removal from the Southeastern United States to Oklahoma over the long and tragic Trail of Tears.
Of course Warren is no more responsible for her ancestors’ actions than modern whites are responsible for slavery. But when you tell outrageous lies you can usually expect for someone to eventually find out.
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