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Obama Needs a Campaign Slogan
Apr 25th
I like the Slogan “We’re all fucked, so enjoy the Volt.”
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Powerful Video- Overregulation and Liberalism is Killing America
Apr 25th
This is what Atlas Shrugged is all about.
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John Edwards Called Rielle Hunter a “Crazy Slut”
Apr 25th
Well the John Edwards trial is now underway and some facts are beginning to emerge about the extent Democrat John Edwards went to in his efforts to hide his mistress from his cancer-riddled wife. You can’t help but shake your head reading about these ridiculous antics. Also, a Virginia widow, Rachel Mellon, aged 101, was complicit in helping John Edwards acquire the donations necessary to hide Rielle from the public’s eye.
From the DailyMail here:
Former senator John Edwards launched a verbal attack on his mistress Rielle Hunter when he found out she was pregnant, calling her a ‘crazy slut’, his former aide testified today.
Andrew Young told the court Edwards was ‘very angry and concerned’ when he found out about the baby in 2007 and told Young there was only a one-in-three chance the baby was his. He also told the court about the intricate system of check writing used to hide funds given to Edwards my millionaire Rachel ‘Bunny’ Mellon, which he said ‘felt and smelled wrong’ even though he was assured it was all legal.
Mellon had offered to help Edwards with campaign expenses after he took a beating in the press for his expensive haircuts. Young said he did not tell her the money would be used to cover expenses for Edwards’ mistress, who had threatened to go public about their relationship.
‘I told (Mellon) that we had a non-campaign expense that would benefit Mr Edwards, and we needed her help,’ Young told the court.Mellon eventually wrote seven checks totaling $725,000 to her interior decorator. The decorator then sent the checks to Young’s wife to co-sign using her maiden name. In the checks’ memo lines, Mellon used descriptions such as ‘chairs’ and ‘antique Charleston table’, government exhibits showed.
Edwards says he did not know about the money from Mellon, but Young said the two men discussed seeking the payments and whether the arrangement using the decorator and Young’s wife was legitimate for a presidential campaign.
Wow, this is straight up money laundering involving Young, his wife, Old Lady Mellon, her interior decorator, and ultimately, John Edwards. How can any of these people possibly think it was okay to funnel payments this way?
Continuing…
Andrew Young worried about secretly using money from wealthy donors to support the former U.S. Senator’s pregnant mistress during the candidate’s 2008 presidential bid. Young told jurors how he coordinated three-way phone calls between himself, Edwards and Hunter to keep the affair secret from Edwards’ wife, Elizabeth. Hunter also met up with John Edwards at hotels on the campaign trail. Hunter for a time worked as a videographer for Edwards’ campaign, but she lost her job after Edwards’ wife found out about the affair.
Young and his wife invited the pregnant Hunter to live in their home near Chapel Hill and later embarked with her on a cross-country odyssey as they sought to elude tabloid reporters trying to expose the candidate’s extramarital affair. Young and Hunter ended a two-year legal battle over ownership of a sex tape the mistress recorded with Edwards during the campaign.
‘It wasn’t just a marriage on the line,’ said prosecutor David Harbach. ‘If the affair went public it would destroy his chance of becoming president, and he knew it. …He made a choice to break the law.’
Prosecutors will seek to prove he sought and directed the payments to cover up his affair, protect his public image as a ‘family man’ and keep his presidential hopes viable.
You know, if this wasn’t all so disgustingly sleazy, it would make for a gripping movie or miniseries. This has it all- drama, the chase, the sex, the blackmail, the money laundering- almost sounds like a Sopranos episode. But instead, Hollywood makes retarded movies about Sarah Palin. Also note that this is from a UK newsrag, not a US publication.
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TSA Agents Are Retards- Threaten to Shut Down all Airport Traffic Over 4 YO Hugging Grandmother
Apr 24th
The key to risk management is being able to accurately identify what is a real risk and what is not. This is why TSA continues to fail to stop any terror attacks and why they waste billions and billions of dollars on security theater. In the latest instance, at tiny airport Wichita, a little four year old girl went backwards through the screening check to hug her grandmother. TSA agents, being totally retarded to a man, claimed Granny had passed a gun to the little girl and threatened to shut down the airport because tiny Isabella was now public enemy number one.
From the DailyMail here:
Isabella then, according to her mother, ‘excitedly ran over to give her grandmother a hug, as children often do. They made very brief contact, no longer than a few seconds.’
The young girl was immediately detained by security agents, who apparently shouted at her that she would have to be frisked too, and refused to let her mother explain what has happening.
Ms Brademeyer wrote: ‘It was implied, several times, that my mother, in their brief two-second embrace, had passed a handgun to my daughter.’In her terror, Isabella tried to run away rather than face a full body pat-down, which unsurprisingly enraged the TSA officers further.
One officer even told the girl’s mother that the airport would have to be shut down and every flight cancelled if the four-year-old did not co-operate.
They also apparently described the little girl as a ‘high security threat’.
As Isabella was taken into a side room for a pat-down, accompanied by her mother, she could not stop crying and refused to let the agents touch her.
An officer repeatedly said she had ‘seen a gun in a teddy bear’ in the past, in an apparent attempt to justify the situation.
Ms Brademeyer continued: ‘The TSO loomed over my daughter, with an angry grimace on her face, and ordered her to stop crying.
‘When my scared child could not do so, two TSOs called for backup saying, “The suspect is not cooperating.” The suspect, of course, being a frightened child. They treated my daughter no better than if she had been a terrorist.’Isabella continued to cry, and officers said the family would have to leave the airport as the TSA was unable to frisk the four-year-old.
When a manager was called, he decided that the distraught Isabella could be checked alongside her mother, and let the family pass through security at last.
If TSA agents cannot determine what is and is not a risk, then the entire purpose of their existence is a sham. And I’ve seen the handgun in a teddy bar too. Its on a poster in the TSA’s training room.
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Coulter Warns Blacks to Arm Themselves
Apr 22nd
If Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are correct- that whites are still roaming the streets gunning down blacks simply for wearing hoodies and “walking while black” as they claim after the George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin incident, then they should go get guns legally and protect themselves from the white devils. It is after all, their constitutional right. Coulter puts it best:
Coulter quotes history and says:
The one thing all of the discriminators and the KKK sympathizers or KKK themselves had in common was they were all Democrats, and they would use things like gun registration to find out which blacks had guns, so that the KKK could go in and take them away — or sometimes just informers who would be given those guns, or the May issue, which we still have on some books today, where the authorities determine if you are suitable. [...] If you are black you are not suitable, if you are white you are suitable.
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In Indonesia, Obama Got Buckets of This at KFC
Apr 20th
Most of the parts were the same- the thighs, legs, breast and ribs- but this is not KFC. This is what Obama ate as a child as he waited for his Mom’s newest boyfriend/stepfather to bring home tiger meat from the black market.
Here is a story about how they round up Obama’s Indonesian snackery.
Hey I wonder if Michael Vick had just eaten his dogs instead of fighting them, would he have gone to jail?
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Obama Killed Space Program; Space Shuttle Does DC Victory Lap
Apr 17th
Obama’s biggest accomplishment outside of record deficits, government bailouts, Solyndra, and debt, might be the complete and utter decimation of the United States Space Program. The oldest and most die hard space ship ever created was sent to pasture today by Obama’s administration who thought free health care was more important than investing in science. And the 747 pilot made sure to do a victory lap over the White House.
I’ve noted before about Obama killing the Space Program, and others are reiterating it today. From PJ O’Rourke in the FreeBeacon here:
But the U.S. space program is short of machinery, muddled about goals, and low in morale. The space shuttle has been retired. Thousands of NASA employees and contractors lost their jobs. We have no way to get a man into space except by asking Vladimir Putin, “Mother Russia, May I?”
The Bush-era Constellation program, with its moon and Mars capabilities, was canceled. Neil Armstrong called the decision “devastating.”
Maybe private corporations can fill in the gap left by the Space cancellation, but I’m not hopeful.
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James O’Keefe Continues to Expose Voter Fraud in DC
Apr 16th
Ever wonder how Washington DC has been in complete firm Democrat control for decades? Simple- Voter Fraud. You don’t need an ID to vote and you can vote as often as you like. And O’Keefe is proving it.
O’Keefe teases his next video which will likely be even more explosive than this one. Will he prove that the same name can vote multiple times?
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Bill Clinton Still Sniffing for Poon
Apr 16th
Bill Clinton showed up at the White House today after hearing that the Secret Service was now involved with Prostitution.
“Hey there fellas!” the former President declared to the Press Pool. “I hear there’s some trampy women around here!”
Obama suddenly looks like he needs some Excedrin.
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EXIF Data and Boobage Nabs Idiot Anon Hacker and Occupier
Apr 14th
Higinio O. Ochoa III thinks he’s a l33t h4x0r and released the personal information of several police officers. The FBI quickly arrested him because he posted a photo of boobs on his twitter account that contained incriminating EXIF data.
From Gizmodo here:
Last week, Higinio O. Ochoa III was charged by the FBI with hacking into US law enforcement agencies and releasing phone numbers and home addresses of police officers. You’re looking at the evidence the FBI used to nail him.
Ochoa is a 30-year-old Linux administrator who lives in Galveston, Texas. The FBI accuses him of being part of Anonymous hacking group CabinCr3w and participating in several illegal actions. The woman in the photo is his Australian girlfriend, who lives in Wantirna South, a suburb of Melbourne, Australia. The image was used by the FBI as ‘definitive proof’ that shows that the CabinCr3w hacker known as w0rmer and Ochoa are the same person.
The FBI has detailed some of Ochoa’s personal hacking. He illegally logged into the County of Houston’s website in Alabama, “created fake events on their online, posted images representing Anonymous and CabinCr3w, deleted all the administrator accounts except the one created by the attacker. All of this was accomplished by gaining unauthorized administrator access to the site’s control panel.”
In addition to revealing policemen’s personal information from several law enforcement agencies, including more than one hundred Los Angeles police officers, CabinCr3w was also responsible for leaking email address and confidential information from Goldman Sachs executives in September 2011.
After Ochoa was bailed out of jail by Mommy and Daddy, we posted text on pastebin declaring that he fed the FBI agents false information and that he wasn’t going to snitch. Apparently Ochoa thinks that the FBI don’t know how to get information from pastebin.com
From pastebin:
Some body such as myself who not only participated in the occupy movement but knew many and knew the inner workings of the ‘infamous’ cabin crew would not be just put away without wondering if he could be turned. I did how ever tell FBI that I would participate in the capture of my fellow crew mates, a play which undoubtfully both satisfied and confused the FBI.
Those however who know me best would vouch for me undoutfully that doing so would put this movement at risk, something that I wish more anon’s would not only consider but place higher than themselves and those around them. ALL information provided to the FBI merely made MY case weaker and caused internal confusion showing the inherent weakness in the system.
This idiot is going to be occupying some time in jail. And he is no longer anonymous.
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Even the GSA Interns Had Luxury Trips
Apr 13th
Being an intern is equivalent to being a modern day slave for the government. You are either working for free or damn near nothing, performing duties that regular salaried government employees are too lazy to do. And while it is nice that the interns get treated nicely, a week’s vacation in Palm Springs on the taxpayer’s dime is taking things way too far.
From the AP here:
Congressional interns often work out of storage areas or even in hallways, but the General Services Administration interns fared much better.
About 120 interns and 20 GSA executives attended a five-day conference for the interns in May 2010 at a Palm Springs, Calif., resort, according to information provided by the GSA inspector general to a House committee.
The executives used one of their tricks to get around a $71 daily expense allowance, by concocting an awards ceremony that included light refreshments, or finger food.
“And I estimated out of my mind that they spent $100 a person on finger food, and nobody had to deduct it off of their voucher,” the employee said.“GSA has been spreading the taxpayers’ wealth, providing luxurious junkets not only for high-level executives but for its interns as well,” said Rep. John Mica, R-Fla., chairman of the Transportation committee.
“Interns in congressional offices often work out of small storage areas or spaces cleared out in a hallway – they do not get sent to resorts and spas for a week on the taxpayers’ dime.”
Government bureaucrats who deliberately waste taxpayer money are more evil than TSA agents.
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Hilary Rosen is Going to Jack it in San Diego
Apr 12th
If you caught the last episode of South Park, you will recall that the episode was about bullying people. Well Hilary Rosen, a lesbian Obama Campaign associate and media adviser, went on CNN to say that Ann Romney, as a stay-at-home mother, never worked a day in her life. She tried to bully Mrs. Romney to get her to silence her opinions about Obama’s failed jobs plans for modern women. That statement blew up in the Democrats’ faces, especially after their bogus White House orchestrated “war on women.” So the only thing Hilary Rosen can do now is fly to San Diego and “jack it” just like Kony 2012′s video creator Jason Russell.
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Herman Cain’s Big Gov’t Chickens Come Home to Roost
Apr 12th
Cain is still trollin’ the internets with awesomely bizarre videos. Behold the man-eating chickens!
Cain explains why these videos are so bizarre via Mashable:
When asked about the ads on April 10, Cain said, “If I went out there with namby-pamby ads to drive home a point, nobody would notice.”
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Eric Cantor Wants His Chick-Fil-A
Apr 10th
The Northern Va and DC areas are quickly becoming huge fans of food trucks. Even Virginia’s Representative Eric Cantor (his press office, actually) is wondering where his favorite food truck is?
Off The Beaten Path – Chick-Fil-A Food Truck Launch Pushed Back ow.ly/abzd9 #DC #Bummer
— Cantor Press (@CantorPress) April 10, 2012
And the Chick-Fil-A Food Truck does look pretty awesome, but there won’t be any wafflefries.
From NBC Washington here:
There’s some disappointing news on the food front, too: The truck will have no waffle fries, no sweet tea and no lemonade. However, it will be serving sandwiches, nuggets, brownies and soda. Oh, and salads. (Meh. We mean… oh! That’s great!)
And they have a Food Truck Twitter feed here.
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I Think I Hate GSA More than TSA
Apr 9th
Fat bureaucrats sing the praises of Obama and EcoReligion as a contest entry among the Government Services Administration’s (GSA) regional offices. This video is from the Southwest office, or Region 7. Mind you we paid for this with our tax dollars. We bought the lyrics, the signs, the dance practice, the choir practice, the video equipment and more.
So what is GSA’s “Green Initiative?” Turning off lights? And for this they go to Vegas and blow thousands of bucks patting themselves on the back at a convention.
Thanks to my hero Congressman Darryl Issa
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Project Veritas Makes Eric Holder Look Like a Clown
Apr 9th
Its all about the voter ID laws that Eric Holder is trying to strike down in southern states. ERic Holder laughingly claims that there is no proof that anyone is committing fraud by not showing ID to vote. James O’Keefe beclowns this Attorney General to prove he is wrong.
Now lets watch the government try to arrest and harass James O’Keefe and his Veritas crew with false allegations over ID theft for impersonating Holder- and essentially proving that voter fraud is quite possible.
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Al Gore’s Network Responds to Olbermann Lolsuit
Apr 6th
Not that you could find the channel in your cable lineup, but there is this TV Channel called “Current TV” and it is owned by Al Gore and a cabal of like minded leftists. In an effort to make it the most hatefilled of the progressive television channels, they hired out of work Moonbat Keith Olbermann to do his Countdown show. Apparently Keith is a first class prima donna and a whiny bitch to boot so Current had to ultimately fire him. So Keith sued. Below is Current’s hilarious response to the lolsuit.
From Politico here:
Current terminated Keith Olbermann last Thursday for serial, material breaches of his contract, including the failure to show up at work, sabotaging the network and attacking Current and its executives.
As the old adage says: “When the law is on your side, you argue the law. When the facts are on your side, you argue the facts. When neither the law nor the facts are on your side, you pound the table.² We will be happy to engage on the law and the facts in the appropriate forum.
It is well established that over his professional career Mr. Olbermann has specialized in pounding the table. However, Mr. Olbermann, by filing his false and malicious lawsuit, has now put this matter into a legal process where there will be an objective review of the facts.
We hope Mr. Olbermann understands that when it comes to the legal process, he is actually required to show up.
I hope this entire clown rodeo costs both Olbermann and Al Gore into the millions of dollars.
Thanks to Jim Treacher who labeled this a:
Win/win. politico.com/blogs/media/20…
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 6, 2012
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5th Circuit Defy Obama; Assign Homework
Apr 3rd
President Obama blasted the Supreme Court yesterday, defying them to strike down Obamacare. He accused them of being an “unelected body” and said that overturning Obamacare would be “judicial activism,” and an “unprecedented act.” Never mind that the courts have been overturning unconstitutional laws for over 200 years. So the 5th circuit court of appeals, as a giant middle finger to Obama, assigned Federal lawyers, arguing for a separate Obamacare lawsuit, to write a 3 page single spaced letter to either affirm or deny that the United States Courts still have the power of judicial review. Wow.
From a scathing CBS here:
a federal appeals court apparently is calling the president’s bluff — ordering the Justice Department to answer by Thursday whether the Obama Administration believes that the courts have the right to strike down a federal law, according to a lawyer who was in the courtroom.
The order, by a three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit, appears to be in direct response to the president’s comments yesterday about the Supreme Court’s review of the health care law. Mr. Obama all but threw down the gauntlet with the justices, saying he was “confident” the Court would not “take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress.”
Overturning a law of course would not be unprecedented — since the Supreme Court since 1803 has asserted the power to strike down laws it interprets as unconstitutional. The three-judge appellate court appears to be asking the administration to admit that basic premise — despite the president’s remarks that implied the contrary. The panel ordered the Justice Department to submit a three-page, single-spaced letter by noon Thursday addressing whether the Executive Branch believes courts have such power.
Unbelievable! The President and the DOJ are not above the law, and the courts are going to get it in writing. And while it is awe-inspiring to see judges going to the mat over the Constitution, it is equally appalling to see Obama and his legal toadies trying to sidestep that same document.
Thanks to:
Professor Who? Federal Appeals Court Schools Obama on Constitutional Law: Now it’s a duel. A federal appeals cou… bit.ly/Hnht8s
— Big Government (@biggovt) April 4, 2012
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Rush is Right: Chelsea Clinton is a Dog
Apr 3rd
Chelsea Clinton is certainly responding to dog whistles. The desire to keep up the attacks against conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh has Chelsea saying that Rush once referred to her as a dog based on her looks. But does Chelsea seriously think she’s some kind of beauty queen?
From the DailyMail here:
Chelsea Clinton has told how Rush Limbaugh made fun of her looks when she was 13 years old by comparing her to a dog.
The 32-year-old said she identified with Georgetown University student Sandra Fluke, who was branded a ‘slut’ and a ‘prostitute’ by the controversial talk show host, during a panel about women in politics last week. ‘She and I actually have something in common. We’ve both have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh,’ Clinton said, adding, ‘She was 30. I was 13.‘
The former first daughter was referring to the 1993 incident in which Limbaugh mocked the teenager’s appearance.
‘Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?’ he had said, before showing an image of the young Clinton.
LOL. Well, Chelsea does have her Mom’s cankles. And back in ’93, it certainly wasn’t a state secret that Chelsea was a total bowser. She was even lampooned by Beavis and Butthead.
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Change I Can Believe In: Obama’s Worst Week of his Presidency
Mar 31st
Obama has been dealt a string of setbacks and embarrassments unlike anything ever seen in American politics this week.
From AmericanThinker here:
- Last Friday, Mr. Obama wandered into the killing of Trayvon Martin. Aided by his ignorance of the situation, knee-jerk prejudices and tendency toward racial profiling, Mr. Obama played a heavy hand in elevating a tragic situation in which a teenager was killed into a full-blown hot race fight. He veered off into this bizarre tangent about how he and the poor dead kid look so much alike they could be father and son. It was election-year race-pandering gone horribly wrong.
- While in South Korea he was caught on a hidden mic negotiating with the president of our longest-standing rival on how to sell America and her allies down the river once he gets past the next election.
- Meanwhile, the Supreme Court took up Obamacare, the single most important achievement of Mr. Obama’s presidency and, boy, was it embarrassing. By most accounts, Mr. Obama and his stuttering lawyers were all but laughed out of the courthouse.
- Mr. Obama closed his week pulling off a nearly unimaginable feat: He managed to totally and completely unify the nastily-fighting Democrats and Republicans in Congress. Late Wednesday night, they unanimously voted — 414 to zip — to reject the budget Mr. Obama had presented.
Nothing says “Go sit on the bench, Rookie!” like a bitchslap from your own party in Congress rejecting your budget. I hope Obama has a worst week come November.
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