A large group of unsupervised black children swarmed the pool at the Hampton Embassy Suites. I originally took this video to demonstrate how incredibly loud this group of black girls could be, but afterwards, my wife pointed out that they were using plastic ice bucket liners- available in every room- as a bathing cap to keep their hair from getting wet. I went back to review the video and she’s right. Watch the girl on the right as she swims over and ultimately discards her failed hacking attempt to keep her hair dry.
I just created a renewable energy company that harvests the eternal source of the loudness of black girls. #investorsWanted
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) March 3, 2013