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ICE Agents Capture WitchCraft Gear

Some Kooky African guy who was on his way to Maryland ignored all those in-flight announcements and those little cards passed around and brought his suitcase filled with dead animals and animal parts and other things used for his witchcraft sessions into the US anyways. But at Dulles aiport, we have some really smart beagles. And they catch all of that kind of stuff.

From the Examiner here:

Elephant tails, dried hedgehogs and chicken blood probably weren’t on the top of your packing list the last time you traveled. But U.S. Customs and Border Protection seized all of that and other animal parts and plants from one suitcase at Washington Dulles International Airport.

The items were taken on Dec. 3 from a 59-year-old man who was traveling from Ghana. The passenger said the items were used for spiritual purposes.

Officials did not release the name of the man, who was en route to Maryland, because he has not been charged with a crime.

The suitcase contained two elephant tails, bloody sheets, five chicken feathers, chicken blood, a dried hedgehog, two dried chameleons, grass, seed pods, tree bark chips and a jug filled with soil, herbs and blood, authorities said.

Good job to the ICE agents who stopped this. Sounds like they are keeping a witchdoctor from doing his job. He must have heard that there are some black albinos in Maryland.

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