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McDonald’s Gay Commercial: In the Butt Butt Butt Butt Buuuttttt! I’m Lovin’ It!

A French father sends his hormonal teenager to an all boy’s school in France. And then laments, over a shake and fries, that his kid just isn’t getting the fine ass he himself did at that age. But oh, this kid’s getting ass all right.

Well, if anyone should be an expert on jamming meat between buns, its this restaurant. Newsflash, McDonalds. I don’t think you had to go out of your way to make a commercial about gay people because I’m pretty sure they have been eating your crappy food all these years already. Just keep dribbling caramel or chocolate goo on your whipped cream-topped foamy McFrappacinos and the gays will keep coming back.

Also, note that the Dad in the commercial leaves the little tart the perfect opportunity to come out of the closet. But perhaps he’s waiting for a classier restaurant to do that. Do they have a Chili’s in France?

You don’t get to see the gay commercial that McDonalds scrapped because it was too controversial- the one where four schoolboys sat together in a booth looking at each other longingly until one kid flicks vanilla McShake onto another boy’s nose and they all giggle and laugh.

More McDonalds racist commercials can be found here.

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3 thoughts on “McDonald’s Gay Commercial: In the Butt Butt Butt Butt Buuuttttt! I’m Lovin’ It!

  • In the last one second we see that in Europe the mcDonald’s symbol is on a green background. Please don’t burn us down in the next riot, we are GREEEEEEN! And gay friendly! We got rid of the styrofoam and added salad! NO BURN US!!!!

    Dhimmitude to the Gaia Jihad.

  • What exactly does “Just keep dribbling goo on your foamy McFrappacinos and the gays will keep coming back.” mean?

    I thought this was a “racist McDonald’s ad” not an offensive post from a hypocritical tool.

  • cathy,
    I could see where that part of the sentence could be misleading given the context of the rest of the post. Fixed it by specifying the goo.

    And yeah, if you are a guy who gets one of the iced coffee drinks with the whip cream and caramel drizzle, you might be gay.

    Hope I cleared that up.

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