How to Bury Your Gay Friend

You just have to get the right coffin. This one has lots of naked guys on it.

Once you get the coffin just wait for him to die of HIV, rectal prolapse (they call it a pink sock, aww!) or an epic gay bashing incident.

There are some advantages to clearly marking a burial site so it can be recognized by future excavators. It could serve as a warning, such as DO NOT TOUCH! Kinda like the radiation signs they put up around spent nuke fuel rods.