I can't believe that came from your mouth!
San Francisco Steps Up to the Plate for Haiti
Only top notch used sweaty yoga mats can be given to the Haitians in need.
They are also sending in the band leaders from their gay rights parades to provide mood music.
Thanks San Francisco!
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