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Transexual Freakazoid Mutilates People with Fix-a-Flat

A man who hated his own body so much that he transformed himself into a huge-assed ugly woman has been running around injecting a homemade compound of cement, superglue and fix-a-flat into stupid peoples’ asses to provide a cheap cosmetic alternative to plastic surgery.

From the MailOnline here:

A ‘fake doctor’ suspected of injecting a woman’s bottom with cement, super glue and tyre sealant to give her a more ‘shapely’ rear has been arrested.

Oneal Ron Morris, who by his own picture appears to have undergone the ‘butt-boosting’ procedure himself, is accused of administering the potentially lethal shots to at least one victim. The 30-year-old, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman, was detained in Florida yesterday for the alleged incident in May 2010.

Miami Gardens Police Department Sgt William Bamford said Morris first met with the as-yet unidentified victim to discuss the procedure. He said: ‘They agreed on the price of $700, which was intended for cosmetic purposes.’ But instead, police say the victim was given a series of injections containing cement, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tyre inflator and sealant.

The incision was sealed with super glue. Shortly after the surgery was carried out, she went on to suffer ‘severe complications’.

This man needs serious therapy to address the multiple mental illnesses he is suffering from. Of course liberals don’t think anything is wrong with sex changes or sexualization and fetishistic exploitation of a body part, but this is just simply sick. And trying to inflate stupid peoples’ asses with fix-a-flat is criminal, although immensely hilarious.

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