Chastity Bono Is a Fat Idiot

Chastity Bono wanted to be a man, but she was faced with a dilemma- she hates penises so much that she never wants to be able to see one. Solution? Get so fat you can’t see it anymore. It’s easy, but expensive, but not really a problem if your Mom is superstar, mega-rich Cher-

• Step 1:  Go Gay
• Step 2:  Replace your smelly unused vaj with a mechanical sausage
• Step 3:  Get Fat
• Step 4:  ??
• Step 5:  Profit!

If she drives away her girlfriend because she becomes so unattractively fat, will she resort to dating gay men? It is rather sad to watch this 42 year old woman struggle with her depression and mental illness. She is using self mutilation, both sexual mutilation and dietary mutilation, to punish herself.